The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze
Have just finished Guido's last contribution to the new expanded follow-up edition to our last bestseller, The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze produced by writers from across the blogosphere. It should be in bookshops in three weeks, conveniently just in time for Brown's coronation. It will of course include more Brownite misdemeanours that we may have over-looked in the past.
So Guido's focus is back on the blog and political tittle-tattle just in time for the fun to begin with the next round of Loans-for-Lordships interviews. Guido has not missed the fact that Blair's people have been re-bailed, with the police looking set to strengthen their case before charges are brought.
Have no fear, charges will, one way or another, be brought.
44 comments:
So what. Blair is expendable now, and his discomfiture will be used as a news blanket to cover up whatever Brown's wanting hidden. Probably the sliding through Parliament of the EU Constitution which ends Britain's existence. That will take a bit of covering up, but a trial of Blair and his cronies should be effective.
Agree. Its been neutered and Bliar has got away with it. shameful
I'm waiting for The Big Blue Book Of Tory Sleaze, when is that out?
July 1st 2007, Scotland Yard. "Lord Yates of Horseferry has confirmed that charges will be brought in the Loans-for-Lordships affair. Angus MacNeil is to be charged with wasting Police time"
(oh, and my word verification was "fauxmp" - some sort of message, Guido old chap?)
Those in power make up the rules don'tcha know, so Blair flys to freedom.
No, fellow mongs, Blair doesn't get away with it.
These cash for honours charges are just the beginning. Once charges are laid on this, we can start the police on all the other little corruptions the Blair and his henchmen have perpetrated.
By the time we are finished I doubt very much whether everybody will be so keen to lie to keep him out of prison, which will severely dent his earning potential in America.
Also, we haven't even started on Brown yet. He's just as corrupt as Blair, if not worse, as the Sith affair shows.
Giving jobs to your donors is a criminal offence and the burden of proof is on the defendant not the prosecution. Prison beckons for Brown too.
Persistence is what is required, comrades.
I trust gordo will be sent a free copy?.
" The Big Blue Book Of Tory Sleaze,"
Not enough trees in the rain forest to pulp for that one.
PREZZA IS CRITICAL.........bbc
You muppets in the Labour Party really have no idea that everyone (and I DO mean EVERYONE) has seen over and over again that you're several degrees of awfulness worse than anything the Tories ever managed.
"Anonymous said...
" The Big Blue Book Of Tory Sleaze,"
Not enough trees in the rain forest to pulp for that one.
7:50 PM, June 05, 2007"
What a waste of your time in writing that drivel and my time in reading it.
*** REUTERS NEWSFLASH ****
June delivery embalming fluid futures gapped higher today after news leaked that John Prescott was gravely ill.
Looks like Prescott contracted the bug on his recent taxpayer funded holiday.
Oh the irony.
I hope we're not going to have any indelicate jokes about funeral arrangements for "Two Plots". That would be unseemly.
Iain Dale is expressing sympathy for Two Jags; the stupid, simpering, wet nelly.
i'm looking forward to the court case - the libel case that will be brought against at least two bloggers.
The Hitch predicted pneumonia (+:
I hope he dies
The Prescott spin is really quite extraordinary.
They will probably insist he has been moved to the morgue because it is quieter there and not because he is dead.
No one goes to HDU "just for monitoring".
> No one goes to HDU "just for monitoring".
Maybe they do on the more-equal NHS for politburo members (the one that doesn't ration your treatment or make you wait years).
sir bently
you caused laughter and outrage in equal measure in my household with the "two plots" comment
my parents were appalled as i laughed my tits off!!!
quality comment
will all sic candidates for his job be rushing to hull with freshly peeled omion in pocket?
I bet old two respirators is in a private room for "security reasons"
I like to think that he has a catheter in his japs eye , fucking hell what I would pay to go and laugh in his face as the big lump of lard lies there choking to death
HDR high dependency unit
you mean the dole?
Somebody is deleting comments they’ do not like Guido. From somebody who calls the mainstream journalist to close to our politicians, at least they are not hiding from criticism.
Have no fear, charges will, one way or another, be brought
Sounds like pretty desperate stuff. If it's just a parking ticket Guido Fawkes will still be claiming victory.
Lordie lordie lordie! My aren't the sock muppets out in force today.
Perhaps it's time to reveal my latest scientific theorem: The number of NuLab sock puppets who comment defensively increases exponentially with the veracity and closeness-to-the-bone of the original post.
I think I'll call it the Guido Principle.
Someone cries out "looking for my legacy" and in a few days charges all over the world with his geiger counter. Sierra Leone it sounded off like mad.
My advice - the International edition of sleaze tome later.
Staying close to home, your dwelling - next door is the way to go. That is where the smell of legacy is coming from.
Its fair to say that Jabber two jags' life comming to a painful end, would be considerered by the majority of the country as a small measure of retribution .
Nulab, serially incompetent, criminally corrupt.
Is 'id' short for 'idiot'?
Just cos Blair and a few of his crew are out and out sleaze-bags doesn't make up for the fact that about half the Tories are sleazy at every level from parish councils upwards. Of course this disgrace does not mean that there are still some very nice individuals in the Party. Nearly married one once.
It's bloody desperate for you NuLab anonymongs to keep banging on about "Tory sleaze". The buggars have been out of government for ten years now, for fucks sake.
It's the tidal waves of NuLab/Government sleaze everyone's concerned about now. This current bunch of crooks, spivs, traitors, and snake-oil-salesmen led by Blair and Brown make the Tories of the 1990's look like a vicar's tea party in comparison.
Wasn't there a rumour that dear old Gordon 'bought' a flat in Westminster at a knock down price from the Maxwell liquidators? The implication was that it was bought a long way below the normal 'market' price. It would be nice to know that Broon had paid the going rate for his lovely abode. Perhaps Mr Broon could confirm that he had not beaten the market.
Today's Grauniad suggests that the Met have spent £770,000 so far on the cash for honours enquiry - just a little bit more and Yates will be able to afford a peerage for himself!
Are you saying Gay Gordo's a property spiv?
He does look more like slack-jowelled, piggy-faced, house ramper, Amanda Lamb as each day passes though she has more facial hair than him and she's considerably more masculine.
word verification: pigjplpr
HA! HA!
It's not that Nu Labour are just corrupt, but totally incompetent too: EVERY project is a disaster - everything they touch, fails.
Then they keep coming out, daily, with crass idiotic new 'initiatives'. You Lab supporters who bleat in this blog: don't you feel any shame? The damage that Nu Lab have done? The incompetence, the waste - the WAR???
£770,000 is actually a very small amount in police terms. Many serious investigations run into millions (or tens of millions).
On a separate matter, prescott does not seem to be doing well, and it is amazing that the "spokesmen" can't tell the truth even when its such a non-political matter as this. He has obviously got worse despite 3 days of hospital treatment, and in an overweight diabetic that does not bode well. You don't get moved to high dependency if you are improving. The most likely diagnosis is a pulmonary embolus secondary to his jet travel
Anonymous 10:33 AM, June 06, 2007;
I am a Conservative, and still think you're talking crap. Whilst they are corrupt bottom-feeding scum, they have made few actual achievements. How can it be said that peace in Northern Ireland (mostly) is a disaster?
People who hate Tory sleazebags (plenty of MPs and councillors, you don't have to be in government to rip off the public!) are NOT all Labour supporters anonymong.
John Prescott is in a high dependency unit - will he notic the change. After all, he's been 'highly-dependent' on the public for supporting his global freebie lifesyle, crooked croquet matches and sexual harrassment lessons for the past decade.
" I am a Conservative, and still think you're talking crap..." John Major initiated NI peace. It's not an unmitigated success either: a lot of murderers released, free to terrorise and operate their gangs. The Terrorists have been given the power and recognition they craved.
They won when they realised that all they had to do was hoax an incident on the M1 or Kings X at rush hour
anthony said 10:47
NI?
They have made a desert and called it peace.
The disaster is that gangsterism is now in government.
£770,000 for the police inquiry ?
£257,000 per conviction ?
What an absolute bargain. Who do I make my cheque payable to ?
Anonymous said...
"HDR high dependency unit
you mean the dole? "
No he was already on the dole but they called it Deputy Prime Minister instead.
The reason Labour sleaze is a big issue is because we've always expect better from the people's party - though god knows the last decade has cured us of that. The Tory party has always represented organised sleaze on a national scale, so nothing surprises us.
so can we now sue goldsmith for not acting in his role of protecting the public interest over bae. ie want our 200m back to help pay for the olympics.
or has prescott buried it in the carribbean
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