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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Workers Soviet Council Formed at CCHQ

Nominations for officers of the CCHQ Staff Association close on Friday. The inaugral meeting will be on June 1st.

Soviet-style it will be a party approved union, organising picnics and such-like. Millbank Militant demands at the AGM are expected to include the provision of moisturiser in the men's loos. Suspect the CCHQ-SA will not be affiliating to the TUC...

13 comments:

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Guido Fawkes Esq. said...

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Anonymous said...

On yer (Quad - paid for by the proles via parliament but don't tell anyone) bike, David.

Please Please read Maclean's 'justification' (sicK) of his "MPs (Cover Our Arses at Nearly All Times) Amendment Bill". Then ask yourselves why Cameron allowed thto go forward if (as he now professes he was against it?

An optician writes: "Look at the photograph. How many crooks do you see?"
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/torydiary/2007/05/david_macleans_.html

machiavelli said...

The staff association sounds like a great idea. They need one, if their human resources efforts are anywhere like as shit as they used to be.

I like the mousturiser idea too

Penfold said...

Surely the logo ought to be crossed silver spoons over a litter of empty bottles..champagne and claret.

Tut tut Guido, slipping.

english democrat said...

We are already ruled by a "coalition of the willing" Its called the NULABLIBDEMNUCON gravy train riding,self serving,crooked,arrogant,greedy and lazy fuckwitts ! AND they are saints compared to the EUSSR bastards who make the mafia look like saints ! their motto should be
"show me the money"

BOF2BS said...

In the really bad old days pre MT they were called yellow dog unions contracts etc whereby everybody signed up to join the association & not to join a union.

Perhaps the Labrador or Retriever Association logo might apply!

Observer said...

A little more erudition Guido.... Soviet means Council

Guido Fawkes Esq. said...

You can say that again.

Nadine Dorrie's Toyboy said...

Surely the CCHQ toffs could all just join the English Collective of Prostitutes, after all they are all cunts too.

c v barker said...

CCHQ lend me your ear save us from the rath of ALLA and the vending machine,

Anonymous said...

Don't knock the moisturiser it will help give the boys a real shove forward in the gents.

mutleythedog said...

Have they got the Hammer and Sickle as a symbol? Thats a bit odd isn't it?


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