Where's Gordon?™ Epilogue
Guido took the time to graphically track Gordon during the Scottish election campaign just in case he tried to shirk responsibility for the outcome. It was intended to map for all to see his day-by-day close involvement. It says something that Guido's suspicions were great enough to motivate such uncharacteristic diligence.Look at the situation today; the soon to be leader of the Labour party and next PM is travelling around in vehicles with blacked-out windows, maintaining a media black-out and waiting quietly out of sight until the news agenda moves on. He does not show public humility to the electorate, does not defiantly climb the ramparts to rally the Labour party and inspire his troops with well judged oratory - all of which would show leadership. His response perfectly illustrates his calculating personality, he makes himself invisible when trouble is about. What would he have done in the immediate aftermath of September 11th, 2001 if he were prime minister? Invite some wonks to Downing Street to hold a private study seminar? Blair showed leadership, he judged the moment and acted, he told the world that we would fight terrorism and America that we would stand shoulder-to-shoulder with them. Blair acted decisively.
Gordon Brown simply does not have the empathy required to make that kind of judgement or ironically the courage to take the risks. He has held on to his goal of power with an obssessive determination and pure malevolence towards rivals. The author of "Courage : Eight Portraits" has worked deviously and cravenly towards his ultimate goal. He has invariably dispatched his enemies indirectly without taking them on personally.The Labour party is mesmerised, the party elite all know the true nature of Gordon, just as another party elite in another century knew the true nature of Stalin. The public will never warm to him, the more they study him, the less they like him. Even his allies make excuses for his personality flaws.
He is darkly forceful, unnatural in his ways and it says something profound that he is personified as a great clunking fist.
103 comments:
where was Gordon, the man who in just a few months is guaranteed to replace Blair as Prime Minister - albeit unelected, even by his own party?
If he has said anything at all over the weekend, it was so sotte voce that no one heard it. Instead we have had the usual anonymous briefing from the Brown camp, and even that has told us nothing new.
In Whitehall they call the Chancellor "Macavity" because, like TS Eliot's cat, whenever there is trouble he disappears. But a prime minister, even an unelected one, has to be able to lead in bad times as well as good. Briefing is not leadership, and when the going gets tough it can look suspiciously like funk. Someone should tell Gordon as much - if they can find him.
Good and necessary stuff Guido. I find his recent behaviour completely astonishing. This is no way for a leader to behave, it's sly, selfish and cowardly.
Gordon Brown = Gutless,Greasy,Incompetent,Dishonest,Bogey Eating,Pension Stealing Coward.
Good stuff Guildo.
You've said sucintly what many commentators have failed to say aboout Gordon: Hes a coward
Points our pathetic press should be making Guido! Well done. They should be ashamed of themselves colluding with the madman's ambition instead of acting in our interest.
..and yet the New Labour friendly media will continue to tell us all how different it will be under Gordon.
We shall see if the empty chair scenario is fulfilled, as I expect it to be.
Eventually even the population will have had enough irrespective of what the media says.
I have had enough of the media nulab spin, and I wont be buying their papers anytime soon. I hope others will do the same.(and that inclused the anti-Dave torygraph)
Where does Broon stand on Iraq? Where was he when the London Tube was bombed, or when the Met was searching for the second wave of would be bombers? What were his views at the time? Did he stand up to reassure the public, or did he vanish into thin air? Did he take to the airwaves, or did he simply vanish?
Where was Brown at PMQs over the last three weeks? Does he think that Cameron can ridule his presence?
He goes off to shore up Labour's vote in Scotland, visits schools, then once the results come in, he vanishes into the murk, like a Cheshire Cat but without a grin. Does a man who has any charisma, simply vanish into the murk? Does a man with leadership qualities say nothing on important domestic and foreign policy concerns? Does an inspiring leader say nothing for days on end about Labour's results in Scotland? If this man is really fit to take over from Tony Blair, why do his actions suggest otherwise?
Good Grief! You're almost sounding like a serious political commentator with a strong point and time-consuming evidence to back it up!! But I don't want to lay on the sarcasm - this is spot on stuff; 'where's Gordon?' is indeed the mantra of the British people and the political classes at the moment. Sadly, we'll know exactly 'where' he is in about a mont - holed up in the Number 10 bunker planning our lives with Balls and Milliband Minor.
Well said Guido. You are spot on about Brown.
The man is a devious, pathologically dishonest, manipulative, psychologically-screwed-up, gutless, bullying control freak. The more one sees of him the more one despises the man.
He is palpably unsuited to be Prime Minister.
I seriously fear for this country's future with such a creature as him in charge.
There is a warning in Brown's cribbing of JFK's Profiles in Courage. Kennedy wrote (or rather paid someone to write it) out of guilt after a staggering act of political cowardice. He managed to duck the vote to censure Joe McCarthy, who was wildly popular among his Boston "Irish" powerbase. I think he was the only Democrat not to do so and cited health reasons - but never commented on it directly. It's a shade more convincing than Brown's disappearing acts. I wonder if our beloved Chancellor feels guilty too?
That is the best evisceration you have done so far ,
have you ever thought of blogging professionally?
I think your argument that Blair is somehow superiour to Brown because he was so quick to sacrifice the lives of others just so that he could stand shoulder to shoulder in his oh so tight pants next to POTUS and look like a MAN is bollocks.
They are two sides of the same coin , a coin minted from shite.
I expect he'll suddenly turn up in Africa, inveighing against poverty. There's nothing quite like diversionary tactics for getting out of a tight spot.
Broon is like the mythical Oozlum bird,able to do many fantastic things, it is able to fly backwards, mainly to admire its own beautiful tail feathers. Moreover it can like GB fly in ever-decreasing circles until it manages to fly up its own arse. Perhaps that is why Broon is never seen these days.
Guido, one of your best posts in the long time I have been following your blog.
The thing that really gets to me about Brown is not so much what he stands for, but the reason why he wants to be PM. We all know that this is his overwhelming ambition and the English are particularly intuitive at smelling out and punishing raw ambition.
Yes, good politicians are ambitious and want to succeed at the very top, but most make it abundantly clear that the position is a means to an end, to make some kind of personal impact on the world. Whatever you feel about Blair, his desire to do "good" is transparent, no matter how crap he has been at delivering. With Brown, being PM is the end in itself. That's it, a purely personal achievement ..... and he WILL be seen and punished by the people for that.
9:41 PM
fuck knows what they'd make of his tax credit system.
I notice the first 2 names on his book were terrorists.
Brilliant!
It inspired me to do my take....never make dreams your master
http://haveringhavers.blogspot.com/2007/05/never-make-dreams-your-master.html
I hope all this ignoring Gordon's Gone MIA by the MSM is not like the Charles K drink problem. I think this country has had enough of Press like that.
Personally I think Gordon going to ground like this is him showing signs of COMPLETE MADNESS.
Can the Labour party be so desperate that they'd foist a Citizen G on us?
(my word verification is benttool)
Mr Sorenson,
To feel guilt, surely one must have a conscience. To date I have seen nothing to indicate Gordon Brown possesses such a thing.
Like his backbone, it's something only noticeable by its absence.
IMHO the Labour party are less mesmerised, more scared of the bully boy tatics of Brown's henchmen. They should look at the fragility of their medium term prospects and make decisions based on that, rather than as a response to tactics that would lead to exclusions if they were used in the playground.
For fucks sake Guido...you've been told before that that was a typo and Bliar should have said he is a great clunking fister. Now be fucking told.
Bonhoeffer a terrorist? Shome mistake, shurely?
I dunno, I'm a bit torn about this. I mean, Amanda Platell described Gord as "statesmanlike" in the Standard, so maybe he's got something.
Citizen G'Kar: The Earthers have a saying: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." I believe they stole it from us.
Spot on Guido. Brown must be held to account, our press are betraying us by conspiring with him. What other politician could possibly disappear as he has done without dire consequences? Where's the media furore? His submissive and timid collaeagues in the Labour Party know what he's like but are putting their careers before their country. This is a wretchedly dishonourable state of affairs.
best guido blog EVER
Stalin had a nervous breakdown during the war, hiding in his Dacha convinced he would be deposed...Just saying...
Anon 9.04 p.m.
Well said.
Don't worry. Gordon's just spending a few days listening closely to the voices in his head.
They're telling him what to do.
Mitch at 8:54pm...
By an amazing coincidence Richard Ehrrman came to exactly the same conclusion in precicely the same words in The First Post.
Gordon has simply gone away on holiday this week. There is no way he is going to appear on Wednesday (hysterical glee is not something people want to see) when Tony Bliar confirms the obvious or Thursday when interest rates rise (although they'll still be negative if you look at the real inflation rate).
If Bliar's dropping the UK into the Iraq war was decisiveness, give me indecisiveness any day. It wasn't decisiveness anyway, according to Richard Ingrams. Bliar was under orders:
People who wonder why this country is so craven in its support of Israel and the USA should ask if it could have anything to do with the fact that Blair's chief fundraiser is an active Zionist well known in Israel...
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20060722/ai_n16669984
If on;y he would bugger off forever...
Well said Guido. Sightings of the Loch Ness monster are more frequent than those of Gordon these days.
Is he still missing for chrissakes?
"By an amazing coincidence Richard Ehrrman came to exactly the same conclusion in precicely the same words in The First Post."
That's plagiarism on a truly grand scale. He hasn't just copy and pasted the blog entry --- he's taken quotes out of this thread, pretentious "sotte voces" and all.
What a callous coward he is. He has no loyalty, no concern for anone or anythong other than his own wretched thin skin.
anon 1:58
Er, I think you've forgotten how to perceive correctly, Gordon Brown (the man who will be Prime Minister , let's keep things in perspective) has gone missing, awol, vamoos.....
That my friend, along with our intrepid media's deafening silence on the man's madness is the SCANDAL!
Re-assuring view of a Brown premiership:
'As one of the Prime Minister's closest allies put it: "Let the tragedy unfold."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2007/05/08/do0801.xml
Cheers, we're the ones who'll have to suffer the clunking stalinist fist's reign of terror.
Nothing to add to the mysterious disappearance, but my word verificatioln is bbsuhyob. Good job I am not dyslexic or I might read that wrongly.
I'd have thought that NOT being in front of the Great British Public was a service to us all, actually, since no-one can stand him.
It's reported that GB will axe the monthly press conference, and may also abandon PMQs - perhaps we'll just have to make do with an annual message at Christmas.
GORDON should join the euro,lets be lead buy the new French leader hes the man with balls.A strong european army, low interest rates, freedom from petty english rule. BRING ON, JOIN EUOROPE.
Sarkozy and Merkel will provide the leadership on this side of The Atlantic....Brown will be deep in party political squabbles with the breakaway groups as Labour fractures between Scotland and England
The awful Brown gets more like Stalin every day...
I live in France. At least our new leader was democratically elected.
I’ve never read such a load of self-important, portentous horseshit.
Yes, Brown is calculating, self-interested and obsessed with prolonging his own political life. But you make out that these are somehow shocking qualities for a politician to possess, rather then the necessary qualities that any politician needs to survive. Brown just happens to be better at it than others – hence his ability to stay for ten years in the same post, seeing off all challengers. Yes, he disappears in order to avoid being associated with bad news, but again, it’s just smart politics.
To imply that, as Prime Minister, he’d go into hiding if another September 11th happened, is just fatuous. If there’s one thing his record proves, it’s that he’s a smart and calculating politician who knows when to shut up and when to come out fighting. As if any Prime Minister would keep quiet on such an occasion anyway.
In the end, you can be the most noble, high-minded politician in the world, but if you haven’t got the cunning and survival instincts to go with it, you won’t last long. Brown has – that’s what really annoys his critics.
"Anonymous said...
I’ve never read such a load of self-important, portentous horseshit."
Then proceeded to write a load of self-important, portentous horseshit.
But there is Nothing that You, The Labour Party or the Country can do about it.
Gordon Brown is about to become PM of a Democratic Country without being elected to that position. I would say that makes him a winner.
ANNON 08.23
Are you by any chance GORDON BROWN?
If so where are you now? Let me see if I have got this right, So you think the UK needs a cunning, self serving, calculating and secretive PM? All the "attributes" you praise Mc Broon with are the LAST things we need from a PM!
Ill give you credit for comming out of the closet and telling us the truth BUT it just confirms the fact that Gay Gordon would be the worst prime minister ever!
Hello - Anon 8.23 here.
Bristol Mafia - you're absolutely right. Just read my post back and I do sound like a self-important, portentous twat, so apologies.
I do stand by the point though. No one gets to be Prime Minister without being cunning and calculating, and what annoys people is that Brown is better at it than everyone else. It's like the same team winning the Premiership every season - it gets boring and frustrating after a while. But that's just because they're the best team.
What gets me is this idea that every Prime Minister should be some saint-like figure who has never double-crossed anyone in their lives - it'll never happen.
Well, I would agree to a certain extent about the elections - why not. But to say he does not have empathy with the Americans when at every opportunity he crosses over the pond to the land of the democrats is simply not true.
Perhaps good Tory Spin, but not true. Perhaps good knocking copy, but not true.
If you think Blair is pro american - just wait and see what a real Brown administration is like!
anon 8:23
Bang on. Brown is formidable. Why should he take the blame for Scotland? All of this is Blair's fault. Had Blair gone last year, Labour would have saved Scotland.
Guido - Brown's involvement, which you so lovingly chronicle - proves the opposite point - he almost saved it!
As for keeping his head down now - why shouldn't he? No elections for ages, and a big 6 week national tour coming up. He's pacing himself, and you lot just don't like the fact that he doesn't dance when you jerk his chain. Get used to it.
Remember - Brown has been heir apparent for 13 years. He's a superb political strategist.
Blair had 13 years to shaft Brown, and couldn't do it. What makes you think Cameron will be any better? 3 months in, and the Tories will be shitting themselves, cos "We hate Gordon" is the nearest thing they have to a strategy or a policy.
Stake your house on Labour winning with a majority of at least 30 next time round. And then it's bye bye Bullingdon boy, back to some sinecure arranged by his parents, no doubt. Tosser.
Under Brown, Britain will continue it's rapid descent into a soon-to-be-bankrupt, crime-ridden, third-world-style, multi-culti-obsessed, shithole.
Within 3 years, after sterling has gone into meltdown, we'll be begging to join the euro and millions more law-abiding hard-working Brits will have left the country to be replaced by an army of sponging immigrants.
Anonymous said...
...Remember - Brown has been heir apparent for 13 years. He's a superb political strategist....
Yeah, he's such a superb political strategist that he's going to become Prime Minister just as the UK economy collapses into a debt-soaked nightmare of rising inflation and falling production.
It's called stagflation, and that odious cunt Brown is, quite rightly, going to get the blame for it.
He;ll have to hide very deep down in his bunker to avoid the fallout from what's just around the corner.
Guido
Why don't you ring round your media mates and ask them why they have not noticed Gordon has gone missing and ask them have they ever heard Gordon is unstable.
Blacked out windows. What next? Turning up at meetings with a Tesco's bag pressed against his face?
It is going to be so bad. One cannot look, yet one has to look on in horror.
I await the Ceauşescu moment any time soon.
'I will not allow house prices to get out of control and put at risk the sustainability of the recovery.' - Gordon Brown in 1997 Budget Speech..
If an alien spacecraft does land and a little green man emerges saying' "Take me to your leader", there's going to be one hell of a delay while he's located. And those aliens are going to be very disappointed when they do confront him.
Will Gordon become the New Labour kamikaze pilot?
If Gordon know's that he is not going to win the next election it would make political sense to create an unsustainable bubble then loose the election only for it to burst all over the Tories. Brown's successor could then claim that the Tories can't manage an economy that was booming. Gordon would then attempt to stay on as Prime Minister (what's 5 more years after 13 in waiting and 2 in office) and run for office again, picking up the pieces once the green shoots started to appear. This country is after all just another pawn for Stalin Brown to manipulate to prolong his stay in power.
Evening Standard, Daily Mail
Come out of hiding and lead us, Brown urged by his party
Gordon Brown should "come out of hiding" to show the Labour Party some authority in the wake of John Reid's resignation, MPs have demanded.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23395395-details/Come+out+of+hiding+and+lead+us,+Brown+urged+by+his+party/article.do
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=453329&in_page_id=1770
Is this how Gordon appeals to the middle class voters?
If Gordon know's that he is not going to win the next election it would make political sense to create an unsustainable bubble then loose the election only for it to burst all over the Tories. Brown's successor could then claim that the Tories can't manage an economy that was booming...
ah, the old if-the-tories-had-lost-in-92-they-could-have-got-back-in scenario, updates for these sad times. Oddly enough, I think this is true, but I reckon the leader-in-waiting they are looking at is Miliblair, not Broon. Hence not running.
Will Brown attend this on Sunday or will he still be in hiding?
Property protests to hit Chancellor's visit
By Andy Dickenson
Prime Minister-in-waiting Gordon Brown's appearance at the Brighton Festival could be hijacked by protesters, furious about spiralling property costs.
Frustrated first-time buyers plan to picket the Chancellor of the Exchequer this Sunday
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1381245.0.property_protests_to_hit_chancellors_visit.php
The Macavity's cat jibe ascribed to the former Treasury permanent secretary, seems wholly appropriate now.
The Howard Hughes like secrecy/oddness is unnerving a number of his cabinet 'colleagues', at least two anyway.
Ive heard a second Brown cabinet 'enemy/traitor/apostate/Blairite' target is very tempted to announce her resignation, but apparently is a politician of such high conviction, even a significant cabinet demotion would keep her on-side.
The party line about DC being a 'thoroughly nice/very likeable chap' has been trotted out by numerous PLP drones now, but surely few will listen to the second part about him being experience/policy free when they
are presented with DC's rival being so unlikeable.
Especially when the debt mountain is very unsteady now.
A property reverse such as the states is experiencing now would spell disaster for Brown.
I believe inflation is a bit of a blip, but the combination of massive debt and the threat of unsustainable house prices could leave Brown's record as Chancellor in tatters.
One issue the tories will focus on ruthlessly is the shambles of the pension system, GB cannot hide from that, tinted windows or not.
One of Guttless Gordon's first appearance since the elections will be on Sunday in Brighton, where he will brag about his economic prowess to a paid audience at the Brighton Festival
Frustrated first-time buyers are planning to upstage Gordon Brown at a festival in a bid to highlight the negative impact of spiralling house prices.
Campaigners from web-based group Priced Out will picket the chancellor when he speaks at the Dome concert hall as part of the Brighton Festival on Sunday.
Time for Brown to face the mob methinks
Surely even the BBC can't ignore Gordon's disappearing act for much longer ? There's already the first glimmers of comment regarding Gordon's absence in the press to-day from Benedict Brogan in the Daily Mail.
Is there anyone left in the Labour Party who seriously thinks they have a"cat in hells" chance of winning an election under Gordon "now you see him, now you don't" Brown ?
Anon astroturfer @ 9:22 ... is that you BALLS?
"Remember - Brown has been heir apparent for 13 years. He's a superb political strategist."
"Blair had 13 years to shaft Brown, and couldn't do it. What makes you think Cameron will be any better?"
13 years of waiting sounds like a "superb political strategy" to me. I guess that 5 years less than 18 years of waiting to get into Government. Result!
What a fucking joke. Standards are slipping at Milibank, they hire any lippy fucking cunt nowdays. It wasn't like this when Alistair was running the show.
asperger's syndrome?
Geoffrey Robinson billed as "Friend of Gordon Brown" just appeared on BBC Daily Politics Show both he and Andrew Neill studiously avoided any reference to Gordon's whereabouts etc although Andrew Neill just said at end of show that lots of viewers E Mailing him asking "Where's Gordon Brown ?" . He didn't elaborate further. Very strange !
The next Prime Minister-in-hiding Gordon Brown.
According to the 48 Laws of Power by Robert Green (a.k.a Gordon's Bible),
Law 16 : Use Absence to Increase Respect an Honor.
"If you are already established in a group, temporary withdrawl from it will make you more talked about, even more admired. Create value through scarcity."
It also says
Law 26 : Keep Your Hands Clean
"Your hands are never soiled by mistakes and nasty deeds. Maintain such a spotless appearance by using others as scapegoats and cats-paws to disguise your involvement."
and
Law 35 : Master The Art of Timing
"Never seem to be in a hurry. Learn to stand back when the time is not ripe, and to strike fiercely when it has reached its fruition."
However ...
Law 46 : Never Appear too Perfect
Appearing better than others is always dangerous. It is smart to occasionally display defects, and admit harmless vices."
So that explains why Gordon is a greasy haired, nail biting, nose truffling, miserable, socially inadequate control freak.
anon 8.23
I’ve never read such a load of self-important, portentous horseshit. Brownite pseud.
The astro-turfers are back but Gordon's still hiding. They really don't get irony in the Brownies do they?
nessie 12:42 AM, May 08, 2007:
Yes Nessie, he's starting to steal the limelight - the little shit.
Is Brown hiding in some secret lair beneath Loch Ness?
Hazel Ewok Blears says we shouldn't worry about Gordon going awol because:
"it’s a team out there, it’s not a one-man band"
Heartening isn't it?
"If Gordon know's that he is not going to win the next election it would make political sense to create an unsustainable bubble then loose the election only for it to burst all over the Tories. Brown's successor could then claim that the Tories can't manage an economy that was booming..."
Nah, won't work. Every incoming administration gets a honeymoon period when they get to tell the public what an awful mess the previous administration left the public accounts in. At this point they deliberately burst the bubble and cannot be blamed because they haven't been in power long enough to cause that kind of real damage.
Anyway, to clear up some confusion, Brown isn't nicknamed McCavity. That would be his special friend, Phil.
Looks as if GB has been updating his wikipedia entry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Brown
Does anyone else think it's a bloody outrage that we're going to have this scheming, fucked-up, Stalinist turd Brown imposed on us as PM when nobody's voted for the bastard?
It's time we had a lot more civil disobedience in this country before it's too bloody late.
Perhaps the demo against Brown in Brighton on Sunday could be a start?
Please no more quotes from Hazel. When I read them I can hear her little voice in my head :-(
"Nah, won't work. Every incoming administration gets a honeymoon period when they get to tell the public what an awful mess the previous administration left the public accounts in. At this point they deliberately burst the bubble and cannot be blamed because they haven't been in power long enough to cause that kind of real damage"
Would dissagree here. By continuing to borrow and fend off the inevitable crash, Macavity will at least limit Labour's losses and dump a bigger pile of crap on the Tories. In the short-term, the Tories couldn't be blamed, but the Labour loving Broadcasters (BBC particularly) will quickly forget that their pals in Labour trashed the public finances (not that they'll admit they did anyway!). The Conservatives will have the worst of it to deal with, and Labour will taunt them with Unemployment being lower under them etc. etc. Most of the electorate have very slim grasp of macroeconomics, so over a longer period of time, the perception is that Tories are in power when unemployment was highest. There is no chance of Labour bringing forward the inevitable crash, it would confirm their previous economic mismanagement and increase their electoral losses massively. Make no mistake, Labour have no intention of becoming responsible after years of being irresponsible.
still missing? 2:12 PM
Is Brown hiding in some secret lair beneath Loch Ness?
this could be true
but a more plausible explanation would be that Nessie has abducted Brown to the lair and is currently giving him a damn good shafting
seeing as the rest of the Scottish electorate has already had their turn with him
awol 2:16pm
Hazel Ewok Blears says we shouldn't worry about Gordon going awol because:
"it’s a team out there, it’s not a one-man band"
Heartening isn't it?
Oh fuck me here comes symphonic socialism.
Surely rumours of a Gordon Brown are just a myth?
Has anyone ever seen the monster?
Anonymous said...
Bonhoeffer a terrorist? Shome mistake, shurely?
Plotted to assassinate the Chancellor and overthrow the ruling Nazi party.
Glorification much?
"It's a team out there, it's not a one-man band!" Hazel Blears
Wow that's gotta be the worst spin of this Government; Gordon's gone awol to help the party bond!
Like Greta Garbo Gordon just wants to be alone. Profile in courage my arse, spinless, devious, self-obsessed freak.
3:35 PM
agreed, I reckon Gordon Brown is just some bogus marketing strategy hatched by the Scottish tourist board...
who were too mean to pay for anything really effective
fear of a chipmumk planet
Gordon's gone awol to help the party bond!
maybe he's showing true leadership and gone on an "outward bound" course.
nessie 3:35 PM
Come on...nessie
I'd be ashamed to admit to doing her too
but that's no way to speak of a female you've just had your wicked way with
what was she like btw?
anglo celt 2:45pm
yeah me...i think it's a real bloody outrage
it's years since we had a proper good riot in this country - like when we had the poll tax one in 1990
the french are gonna be having theirs over Sarkozy
so in my opinion it's about time we exercized our democratic rights and fucking trashed the place
"agreed, I reckon Gordon Brown is just some bogus marketing strategy hatched by the Scottish tourist board...
who were too mean to pay for anything really effective"
I hope yr right, I hear he likes to , oh god, it's too horrible to think of, EAT Bogeys !!!!!!!!!
I hope he's just an urban myth.
They say he has no heart, and a livid yellow streak, he eats his own slime and gnashes his nails til they bleed....
in the slime of lochness he stirs 6:03pm
imagine waking up in the morning and finding that in your parliament!
herein lies the cautionary tale about a foolish nation and the perils of the demon drink...
He is darkly forceful, unnatural in his ways and it says something profound that he is personified as a great clunking fister.
OOOhhh, Gordon, you are a naughty boy. Wherever did you learn how to do that?
If you look at the cover of his book you will see the one and only time gordon bloody brown will appear by the word courage without the word lacks between them.
I've been out for most of the day. Any sightings of Gordon?
Has Broon checked in at The Priory?
Where's Gordon?
"Where the fuck is Bow and Agree" when his Master needs him.
I am puzzled.
Brown has gone MIA/AWOL and the MSM are not reporting the fact.
Is there an agreement that if a high ranking member of the Government is ill/indisposed then it won't be reported for fear of damaging/endangering the country?
I would have thought Brown in a padded cell would have been a cause of unparalleled public celebration .
Brown is due to give a speech in Brighton this Sunday afternoon and a protest has been organised to greet him.
Come along and let the two-faced, lying, pensin-grabbing, snot-eating turd what you think of him:
http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=47001
A Protest would really be a Laff if some comedian were to be so thoughtful as to take a Rockie Horse along on the Protest
and what if a hundred people were to wear a nappie?
Imagine how a certain snot eater would flip....
Am I just dreaming- or would that be a tipping point?
hee, hee, it gets better
Why aren't the press reporting his disappearance/breakdown/ whatever the f**K is going on?
Much as I hate to say it guys, it may be the first and last time Labour lose grip of Scotland.
The SNP can't get in a coalition and you know Labour will spoil their attempts at pushing through new legislation.
What's this got to do with Brown? Well just wait and see if Salmond can make a coalition. If he can't, Brown will be out, sniping at all and sundry.
He's from my neck of the woods, but he's not one of our own. Let's get that straight.
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