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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Poor the Blears

Her campaign HQ phone lines have been down for two days. It is all about organisation...

UPDATE : She appears to also have forgotten to put 50p in the bandwith meter or something. Dizzy has noticed that her videos are blanked out. Pull yourself together.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Blear, what can the chatter be?

Grumpy Old Man said...

Maybe the chipmunk can't reach the high-up on-switch

backwoodsman said...

Can't her Spad sort them out ?

Anonymous said...

She's a small hiccup ......
or a hickdown?

The Hitch said...
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The Hitch said...

The Hitch understands all about the chaos being offline for a few days can cause , I Hope that Hazel has ,like me ,taken the oppurtunity to fill her time with positive activity , I have doubled my alcohol intake and had my back waxed

Mindless sexist bigot said...

Say what you like about Hazel but she's the only one of the six who actually lives on Planet Earth.

Mindless sexist bigot said...

Oh and she's a Ginger Sex Dwarf, which you have to admit is a BIG USP.

dizzy said...

Videos are back

Anonymous said...

I'd like to wear Blears as a living sporran. She's just the right size and colour. Not that I'm Scottish or anything.

Tuscan Tony said...

msb 12:47pm - A Ging-er Sex Dwarf? - links, video please.

livingnext2romanians said...

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that they can't find anyone with a good word to say about this tawry government.Be it on the street, blogs or even BBC HYS. they have all taken to the woodwork (when next to appear?)

Julian said...

Mindless sexist bigot said...
Say what you like about Hazel but she's the only one of the six who actually lives on Planet Earth.

Probably because she's so much closer to Planet Earth than the rest of us.

PS, is it true that she can tapdance on the back of a Harley?

Penfold said...

Probably can't reach the meter to check a coin in.

Penfold said...

Guido,

Is anyone actually doing a financial check on these tossers, that there are no loans etc., and all funding is ethical and above board?

Lab have too much of a track record in corruption when it comes to votes and funding and elections. I assume there are no postal votes in this competition?

BOF2BS said...

Blears of a clown comes to mind!

Anonymous said...

They could have diverted the line to her spads. Not willing to get caught perhaps? Oh what have you done...

rodentwatch said...

12:45 PM, May 30, 2007

she certainly lives nearer to it than the others

didn't she take a starring role in an episode of "The Life of Mammals"?

i must say it's quite unusual to observe one in the House of Commons.

rspca inspector said...

penfold 2:35pm

Probably can't reach the meter to check a coin in.

In actual fact, she would have been paying by direct debit, but the bank found out that she was a chipmunk and closed her account.


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