Help Hain!
Desperate times call for desperate measures...From Claire Lawson
URGENT
Dear all,
This is very urgent indeed - please can everyone make sure we
have as many votes as possible for Peter on the Newsnight
website. We're currently getting squeezed to last.
Please vote now before the poll closes....
I'll be in touch soon,
Many thanks,
Claire
Tan-Fans better get down the bookies and put a few quid on as well to shorten his long odds. The punters think at 19/1 Hain is going to lose badly.
41 comments:
All I can say is hahahaha
perhaps the future isn't orange, after all.
In retrospect, the tangerine-coloured narcissist might wish he had dug up the studio, or poured oil all over it, to prevent last night's contest taking place....
good
Its not working folks he's still last on Newsnight & 17/1 on betfair. Put more of the £77k ish raised for him so far on it boys & girls.
I want to know who any other @ 140/1 is.
Noteworthy that Cruddas is way ahead on Newsnight @35% V's HH @20%
Betfair - sensibly in accordance with Guido's educational supplement have Johnson & Benn neck & neck at just < 2/1
Anyone know when Gordon is going to let us know how much Cohen gave him for his Fist Minister fund?
When will the BBC decide the winner, I can't wait, I hope it's the oompa loompa.
Why not Dave as a late entry?
Couldn't happen to a more deserving cause. At least this shows that some of the Labour Party can still see through a lying fraud.
Word verification is iooddyj!,which is what Hain is crying out at this very moment.
Does anyone know who the MP for Chapeltown, Sheffield is, if Hain leaves the stage Ronseal could go out of business, all those redundancies will look very bad.
I had a fifty quid bet with a mate a couple of years ago that Hain would be leader after Blair. What an idiot I was. Buck up Pedro.
After last night's performance he should lose badly, very badly. He deserves to lose too. He's as transparent as glass. It's obvious he has no interest in the party, just power and getting richer.
Well that's alright then...
Hain has plenty of dirt on all 5 of his rivals. Time to start spilling it methinks.
Message to Claire
PermaSlime is sinking. Abandon (the) shit.
Yours etc
Harriet
Remember "Deggsy" Hatton from Liverpool?
Designer suit, poncey haircut, flash car, smart pad, champagne socialist.
That's me that is.
If there were votes in smarm Hain would win by a landslide.
Urgent! Saint Peter is in imminent danger of imploding/exploding (he hasn't made his mind up yet).Please cast your loser vote to avoid a chocolate orange incident.
There was a whiskey ad once which inspires me thus:
"Don't be vain... you'll never beat Hain!"
Remember, MODERN socialism (the gospel according to Peter)is. . .asking Bill Gates to share a little bit of his money.
Corrupt practices, so nothing new for this character then.
You'd think that they might adopt an ethical standard or two, even Hain, much remembered for single handedly saving Private Mandela and freeing South Africa from segregation.
I am sure the 1800 murdered white farmers will thank 'oh so vain' for saving them, from the peace loving ANC.
OT RAJ TV ch187 George Galloway in a programme called Real Deal you can text your questions to him,he's talking to Patrick Mercer ?,strange programme.
I wish to complain about the pictoral misrepresentation in your 'Number two' six-pack header.
Hazel B is nowhere near up to the chins of any of the other candidates!
Anyone up for a little fun. Poor old Theo Spark is getting in a right old tizz on his blog. It seems that some stirrer has trully put his foot in it masquarading as a red hot Brownite. Poor old Theos going to loose his "square mile of fen" under the new regime.
Just up the ante a bit and give the old sugar beet baron a bit of a poke - with a stick mind you.
After last night's performance I think St Peter had better get out the Brasso for his Halo, it's looking a little tarnished. Could that be the effect of the spray-on perma-tan lotion corroding it?
rob mugabe said hain was one of blair's 'gay gangsters'. gays have an advantage in politics: no family to worry about and once enough of 'em get in they start working for each other. see the blair-mandy-gay gordo love triangle.
Would you buy a car off captain creosote or let him run a bath? does he leave a trail cos the slime oozing
off him was vomit inducing.Il say it again what is the point of hilary benn he is just a vacant space where a human should be.postpan pratt oh dear he only smiles from the nose down the eyes... well i wouldnt trust him.
How can Peter Hain be trailing in the polls when the actor Richard "One Foot In The Grave" Wilson is backing him?
All together now: "I don't belive it!"
I got motivated enough to go see orangey's campaign site.
"Red-green Agenda"? er that's brown, and the labour green group is called SERA, which is an anagram for...
Just watched this shower online. How short is Hazel Blears? Could they not have stood her on a box (and how bad is she at reading out her lines)? And Peter Hain? F*ck me what a disaster. Backbenches beckon for that sad waste of St Tropez. Hilary Benn - if I want a teetotal vegetarian to vote for I'd rather exhume Gandhi (and he'd be more use). Harriet Harman - is she mildly retarded - or maybe had some mild strokes? Or has she always been that bad? But can't remember her swaying and wobbling her head that badly when speaking in public before. What a sad sad fucking talentless bunch of losers. Cruddas and Johnston looked good by comparison. And what does that say about the state of the universe?
Non-entities chasing a non-job.
I bloody well hope so!
I still haven't forgiven him for getting in the way and stopping me from watching the first few minutes of the Springboks match at Twickenham in 1969!
He was hopeless at explaining what he stood for then, so no change there.
Manufacturers of perma tan need not worry - there's still Chavin Henson.
Some of the skeletons in Johnson's cupboard about to be rattled in a popular Sunday paper so I hear.
Who gives a flying fuck who
s going to be next Deputy Leader of the Labour Party?
Gordon's already chosen the next Deputy Prime Minister and it ain't any of those six muppets.
Gordon will need a plentiful supply of fall guys if the shit hits the fan and the MSM has to start really reporting the project New Labour blunders, he will also need stooges to act as go betweens with all the other politicians he won't speak to by then, this is why they have been getting rid of any talent in the Labour Party and putting yes men, imbeciles and failed genetic experiments into safe seats for the last 10 years, any squeaky wheels that can't be trivially oiled or quarantined will find themselves encased in concrete at the bottom of the North Sea.
Hain is a disgraceful coward. He voted for the war, against an inquiry and then told us all he didnt believe in it.
While the orange scumbag is trying to get a job for life, bliar is off on a vain jolly our troops are still dying for no reason.
He should be strung up. Hain you are a loser.
Benn being accused of inflating his numbers on aid to Africa with debt relief and aid to IRAQ!
Radio 4 didnt ask if IRAQ had been moved from the middle east to africa!
If he loses, any chance he'll fuck off back to Africa? Actually, couldn't that four eyed bitch sod off back to Oz too?
Let's write a book; "101 things to do with a Hain". Do I hear any suggestions? Who wants to start?
11:41am
use him to dig up Nu Lab skeletons and then bury Brown, Blair et al in hole
Freesherry.
Let's write a book; "101 things to do with a Hain". Do I hear any suggestions? Who wants to start?
Get him 'Fitted up' for a bank robbery,again!!
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