GuyNews : Where's Gordon? Jenny v Yvette
The Daily Politics took up Guido's meme, with Jenny pressing Mrs Balls as to when would Gordon "come out".See it on GuyNews.TV.
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
The Daily Politics took up Guido's meme, with Jenny pressing Mrs Balls as to when would Gordon "come out".See it on GuyNews.TV.
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28 comments:
Jenny has done her career no harm at all with this. When the Tories get into power and there is a purge of the BBC News editors and readers I suspect Cameron will have her pencilled in for a senior role.
If anyone has a humane killer and wants a lift to Wales,to shoot Shambo the bull,I'll happily oblige.
Lovely jubbly.
Also Mr Fawkes the Range Rover shot in the clip relates to his 4th May limo trip in Fife. So in the wheres Gordon challenge I claim another virtual point, and points mean....
Please replace Mr Salmonds picture immediately please!
It's about time the media started coming clean about "Gordon's little secret".
They all know he's gay and his marriage is simply to assist his ambitions so why don't they acknowledge it?
What are they afraid of?
Guido
Any update on your exclusives from last week that Blair won't be resigning until the next general election and that P45s are being handed out at Labour HQ?
Or are they both bizarre inventions from the E-addled mind of someone who likes to pretend he knows what's going on in Westminster but who really hasn't got a scooby?
Well the Tories better bloody win for Jenny's sake; Mrs Blinkey looked at her like she was measuring her in human-skin lampshades.
Anonny @ 6.47pm
In case you didn't notice Guido deals in tittle-tattle, gossip and rumours. As far as I am aware he does not proclaim to have papal infalliability, nor to 'report' news stories.
The Truth Will Out...Simply repeating this completely unfounded assertion with absolutely no evidence can be done until one is blue in the face doesn't actually make it any less false.
Put up or fucking shut up.
they can't put it up because it's untrue.
bof2bs, it's a Discovery, not a Range Rover, trust me on this.
It's a shame Mrs. B wasn't able to summon up one of her boss's eight portraits and admit what she, Jenny, Andrew and us, the gentle viewers already know, the fact that he's absolutely bricking it and now wants to run the country from behind a one way mirror. Pillock.
Tuscan Tony
Consider yourself duly trusted!
Mrs B has now managed to elide the meaningless phrase "you know" into a single noise: "yurh", derived from Blair's "yunno" rather than Ken Livingstone's "yoh".
It's terrifying to think this woman has a job more responsible than operating a duster and a vacuum cleaner.
drunken tory 6:53pm
Guido deals in tittle-tattle, gossip and rumours
listen to me bro'...they just don't make 'em like they used to
back in the day, Guido Fawkes was packing some real wicked heat
Hang on a Mo
That wasn't a "Blacked out Limo". It was just an ordinary Range Rover with windows reflecting the light back at the Camera.
Then the next scene Shows Gord going back to work.
As much as I dislike the Idea of Brown being PM. I have to say that Guy News flatters him on this occaision, plus Jenny comes across as not only highly shagable but also intelligent and amusing.
You got to do better Guido
I'm new to all this backbench bitching but.. whilst Jenny (are her eyes just a little too close?) was extemporising, methinks Balls and Hague were leaning inwards to a veritable love fest -
Hague "I'm reduced to half a million a year"
Wifeyballs: "There is no (coy) chance I'll be a minister (unless, of course, the gay Gordo wants me not to uncover the bodies) so I could not possibly comment"(eye contact - shy smile with lotsa dipping head - pun intended).
Hague: "Verity (for it is she!!!!), you do yourself an asunder, pretty child. Minister thou shalt be.
Minister! Minister to me.
Interruptus cotious by the inestimable Andrew ( "When I edited the Times")new face of politics.
"Later Andrew".
To answer the question: almost certainly.
Are you by any faint chance suggesting that rugger bugger Gordo - life love of Kirsty Wark ("GorBaby - you always made me come twice") - wife of Allan ( och well,
he is a veritable pooftah? ) - Gordo, not Allan - still uses, oops, holds a candle for the exceedingly winsome yet deep voice of Newsnight?
And thet she likes it up the arswasonlyjoking you all along?
Surely not?
Hmm..seeing Gordo in the back of that Land Rover after finishing off Tony's career reminded me of the 'Dapper' Don John Gotti watching from the back of a limousine as his nemesis 'Big Paul' Castellano was 'rubbed out' as he came out of a restaurant.
Whether Alistair Campbell will end up saying 'I forgotti' about David Kelly time only will tell...
Anonymong @ 6.47,
Do you have reading difficulties?
Update : funnily enough was just talking to an, as of Friday, unemployed Labour party apparatchik.
I talk to 'unemployed Labour party apparatchiks' quite often in fact. Normally I just say, "no, go and get a job you homeless scum and stop begging me for money".
Then again they are so used to living off the taxpayer that I presume that living on Income Support will come as nothing new to them.
6:54 PM, May 09, 2007
Anonymous said...
they can't put it up because it's untrue.
You seem to be talking to yerself anonymong NuLab fuckwit
Brown's as bent as a nine bob note, it's as plain as the nose on Lord Levy's face.
Not only that but he has a particular penchant for riding on a rocking horse and eating a toffee apple while wearing nowt but a nappy which he then proceeds to soil.
So stick that up yer kilt you astroturfing little turd.
Do you mean 'come out' as in, admit that he, the second most powerfull man in the UK for 10 years. Is not only a raving queen a habitual lier, a crimminal, a con artist, a pervert, a coward, and a not so closeted mad stalinist. But also that he has been all these things while getting married, having children, and picking and EATING his nose at the same time.
Or do you mean 'come out' as in, stop hiding behind the sofa and Tony Blairs coat tails and suddenly leave the house and become a real man. For the first time in his entire life.
Dont bother to reply because both are impossible and so will never happen. Not without the BBC going native on socialism anyway. The term Turkeys voting for Christmas comes to mind.
After all the only chance Gordon Brown had of prooving his manhood would have been to start a long war.
Unfortuately TBs already "been there done that."
Gordon Browns time as PM if it happens at all, will be as short as his robbing lies and nose picking interludes were long.
About 3 hours.
noncewatch
writing as a therapist:
are you aware that these fantasies you are having (because that is what they are) about gordon brown in nappies etc. are strong indicators of severely repressed homosexuality?
have you sought some professional advice? if not, you should.
speculating, i'd guess you were bummed at your cheap boarding school, loved it, but you aren't brave enough to do anything about it.
Re GB
In 1994 I attended a conference and was having a few beers with some delegates. The conversation turned to John Smith's successor and a Labour Councillor from Edinburgh gave his opinion that the Labour Party would choose Blair, not Brown.
When asked for his reason for this choice he stunned the rest of us by saying that GB was gay (I, for one had never heard this allegation before) and the media would hammer him and theLabour Party.
So while this is not incontrovertible proof of his gayness, the allegation has certainly been around in LABOUR circles for long number of years.
When the buckets are tipped on NuLab in coming years (or months if we're lucky), even some of Fawkes' phalanx will be surprised. The love-triangle formed by Brown, Blair and Mandy has long been known about, but the relationship between Campbell and Blair gave off a v. strong whiff of 'butch' and 'femme' too.
It wasn't that long ago that many Labour Party members took it for granted that Brown was homosexual and many of us got a big shock when he married but assumed it was to assuage all the "Gordon is gay" talk and thus help his ambition to become PM.
The rumours about photos of him on a rocking horse were around in the eighties as I recall, certainly in Berkshire Labour Party circles where I was a member. Maybe someone was just 'avin a larf. I don't know.
Ah, Jenny pressing balls... one can but dream..
The professional PR (Uncle Max et.al) have an unwritten self-policing policy towards politics, showbiz and the media.
You can do it in private, but don't be a hypocrite and don't get nasty or Uncle Max will publish the photos.
It's an unwritten rule that keeps everybody in order.
I presume Gordon wasn't too familiar with this rule because he avoided all the gay votes in the commons.
Anonymous said...
Hang on a Mo
That wasn't a "Blacked out Limo". It was just an ordinary Range Rover with windows reflecting the light back at the Camera.
Then the next scene Shows Gord going back to work.
As much as I dislike the Idea of Brown being PM. I have to say that Guy News flatters him on this occaision, plus Jenny comes across as not only highly shagable but also intelligent and amusing.
You got to do better Guido
For someone pontificating about Guidos vehicle id..you got the fucker wrong yourself; it was a Discovery with tinted windows.
Let me cut to the quick:
Is Brown REALLY gay, or is this just a scurrilous rumour?
I mean, come on, the idea of Mandy having a pic of Brown in a nappy, sitting astride a rocking horse is laughable.
Much as I hate the man I don't believe it's true.
I'm certainly not taking it seriously.... unless one of you can absolutely confirm it exists? Where's yer evidence?
PS: I hear a Cameron likes it up the dungchute as well ;-)
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