Gordon Finally Sighted at PMQs!
BBC's Daily Politics took the piss this morning with a "Where's Gordon?" piece.
UPDATE : GuyNews.TV will have the Daily Politics' "Where's Gordon?" Jenny v Yvette excerpt later..
UPDATE : GuyNews.TV will have the Daily Politics' "Where's Gordon?" Jenny v Yvette excerpt later..
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Doesn't Broon look tired and puffy faced, has he been hitting the whisky?
he's trying to keep his hands from straying to his nose...
If he has any trouble at his first PMQs he'll take his glass eye out and flick it across the chamber with a bogy. But the worst of it will be the self-righteousness. Laughter is the only weapon.
When are we expecting the Rose Garden speech? Need to make sure I've got tissues handy!
I must say I find the following a bit worrying: 'Nose-picking may carry a number of medical risks, including causing nasal infections and nosebleeds. Most authorities recommend using a tissue. Nose picking, however, should not affect the sense of smell, for the nasal cavity is too high up to reach. Due to the special nature of the blood supply to the nose and surrounding area, it is possible for retrograde infections from the nasal area to spread to the brain. For this reason, the area from the corners of the mouth to the bridge of the nose, including the nose and maxilla, is known to doctors as the "danger triangle of the face.'
Gordon's advisors have glued his hands to his trousers. Ha, ha.
Remember to wash his hair next time.
The 'Where's Gordon' meme has caught on in other parts of the main stream media as well - let the fun begin..
Anon 12:22PM - does your manifestly excellent specialist knowledge in this area extend to any data on the dangers, if any, of subsequently eating the results of such excavations?
Geoff Hoon was doing a bit of discreet nose picking today.
Just to add wee Gordo appeared but didn't get to answer any questions.
One assumes Gordo was happy with the number of "green..ies" elected last week?
Does he consider the SNP to be bogey-men?
Brown looked dog rough and was fidgeting furiously and looking extremely uncomfortable. He was clearly fighting a titanic battle not to stick his finger up his nose which must give him some relief when he's stressed.
He's clearly had a bad few days and we all know that as an obsessive control freak he just can't stand it when he's not in total control and things aren't going his way.
The creature's clearly not up to it and is now getting dangerously out of his depth.
Well you know what they say Gordo: if you can't stand the heat fuck off out of the kitchen you odious cunt.
Brown looked dog rough and was fidgeting furiously and looking extremely uncomfortable
Piles. Oh goody. That's what you get when you sit on your dirty hands.
However, hang on a nose-pickin' minute: how do we know this was the real McCavity and not a doppelganger?
Ah, but will he face the angry mob in Brighton on Sunday?
Anonymous said...
However, hang on a nose-pickin' minute: how do we know this was the real McCavity and not a doppelganger?
You might be onto summat.
It could have been the ghost of Tony Hancock sitting in for Brown, or even Frankie Howard.
Ooh er missus
This from Nick Assinder on the BBC website after Cameron compared the current government with the "living dead"
"Mind you, perhaps he should study the "Living Dead" horror films more closely.
No matter how many of the zombies you kill, and no matter how gory their end, they just keep on coming.
And take your eye off them for a moment and they eat you alive.
A lesson for all of us perhaps."
Anonymous said...
Ah, but will he face the angry mob in Brighton on Sunday?
My money's on Brown bottling it and not turning up, getting a "spokesperson" to make some feeble excuse.
The man's a total shitout
I wonder if has really sunk in to Brown that when it comes to PMQs he has to stand up and ANSWER himself - that will be a culture shock.
I see him now, in his Y-fronts, a large bowl of previously expressed air-dried "cornflakes" on his knee, his left hand shovelling the nasal excrement into his mouth, whilst his right frantically belabours the mouse, desperately seeking any favourable remarks dropping from the Guido blog, to convince him that a Sunday in Brighton might be a fine idea after all. Alas for him, bhownanagree had not yet visited and as such the pro-Brown cupboard was as bare as a mined-out nostril.
He is reported to be thinking of scrapping PMQs.
Brown isn't capable of coping with PMQ's. He will scrap it or delegate the job to one of his underlings.
Tusan Tony 12.58
I'm afraid the bad news is that researchers have found 'that people who pick their noses with their fingers and eat the contents are healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria is collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.' We have to assume that in Brown's case the brain infection has set in before the body arrived in the intestine.
"Mind you, perhaps he should study the "Living Dead" horror films more closely.
"No matter how many of the zombies you kill, and no matter how gory their end, they just keep on coming.
And take your eye off them for a moment and they eat you alive.
A lesson for all of us perhaps."
Shoot 'em in the head.
Dragged kicking an screaming to sit with Tone and be held accountable.
No nose picking this time, but what a scowl, someone's really in the poo-poo.
anon 2:41
Why should Gobshite answer questions at PMQ? No one else ever has.
But he will answer himself (that is he will answer the question that his forthcoming verbal diahorrea demanded) as every minister does that.
Oh for a system that can render perjury and irrelevance as summarily punishable offences. Then we'd see the buggers eyes water.
The fidgeting fifer won't subject his thin skin to PMQ's. As if Brown has any interest in democracy , it's not as if he's been elected! My contempt for the man and his brain dead army of labour lemming zombies knows no bounds these days.
First, the Good News. Blair to quit as Labour leader Tomorrow.
Now, the Bad News. Blair to declare his support for Brown on Friday.
Anybody know why Sky News are showing a replay of last weeks PMQ`s instead of today`s ? I heard some of it on Radio 4 at lunchtime and David Cameron sounded as if he was wiping the floor with Blair, could that be the reason perhaps ?
Up-date re last posting from moi !
After drawing attention to Sky News`s "error" it has now been rectified. Old Gordo does look rough, his "time out" doesn`t seem to have worked !
true blue ,
"time out" - excelent euphemism sir, as in The 'Time Out' of King George I beleieve!
Brown's been hitting the buckie hard by the look of him. Someone should tell him it doesn't mix with antidepressants.
Brown's achieved the impossible: he makes Ming look young and healthy.
Is Gordon an alcoholic? Is that why he was missing?
true blue, a link please for us neanderthals?
I saw the Housing Minister Yvette Cooper on The Daily Politics.
It must be unprecedented having someone so clearly afflicted with Asperger's Syndrome in the Government of the UK.
Whatever next?
breakdown: Glad you liked my euphemism ! I`m amazed that you can spell euphemism but not "excellent" and "believe" also I am a Madam (some may say, "a proper one") not a Sir ! You`re not Mr Hemlock are you ?
Just watched PMQ`s and Gordo looks rather queer, perhaps he doesn`t know where to put his hands !
If this is going to be a regular pattern then we could link "Where's Gordon?" with "Why (or Y) Yvette?"
I could well believe Gordon may be afflicted with Aspergers Syndrome he has all the key signs
But as it's more common for males to be Asperger rather than females it's unlikely Yvette's afflicted. Andrew Neill was teasing her on BBC Daily Politics Show mercilessly about her prospects for promotion and almost got her to say that there were better qualified people than her to be promoted - almost- she backtracked just in time and let's face it she'd be an improvement on some of the crones we've got on the front bench at the minute although she talks absolute crap policywise
Yvette Cooper seemed to be shit scared of Andrew Neil, hardly surprising though considering the mauling he gave her useless husband Ed Blinky Balls.
Blinky's still traumatised I hear and is still in Gordon's bad books over his lamentable performance.
true blue
Madam, apologies! Poor spelling due to attrocious typing and over-indulgence. To speak euphemistically I'm 'tired and emotional' *cof*
PS Wonder if Hemlock would help a hangover? This may be where Gordon's going wrong.
Brown and the sherbert might be one that's worth pursuing.
Tuscan: go onto Sky News-UK news and business news home page , then click onto Blogs(left hand side),scroll down to bottom left of page and click on LIVE TV/Events. Voila` !
anonymous 12:22PM
why? u intending to snog broon?
Brown's been known to hit the booze previously when things have gone badly.
I reckon he's been caning it these past few days.
Perhaps Charlie Whelan will enlighten us?
Has anyone ever observed Brown in a public toilet? I bet the dirty bugger doesn't wash his hands. If his fingers get particularly pissy, I expect he wipes them on that filthy tie.
If you did see him, did he wink at you?
Breakdown: My daughters swear by lots of Coca Cola with ice (to boost sugar levels) Salted crisps( to replace lost salts) and a banana to replace depleted potassium levels !
Don`t go down the Hemlock route, leave that to Gordo he`s looking manic enough !
Talking of Jonathan Hemlock, where is he ? Not doing a McCavity I hope. By this time of day I`ve usually had at least three corrections to my munificent postings.
True Blue
Many thanks for hangover cure tips. Hope to regain humanity.
bebopper 5:37 PM
If you did see him, did he wink at you?
I did see him sir, and indeed he did...
but fortunately I managed to get out of the way just in time.
He offered me ten bob for a quickie but I refused as I didn't like the way he smelled of stale cheese
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