see Hazel Blears' grotesque conjoined twin, come shudder at the living face of ginger evil, wobble your braincells with its horrible music, only 5d ladies and gents
ugly fucking fat shit cunt in a fucking horrible suit and vile ill-fitting shirt looks a right fat ugly cunt with ugly fat shit cunt in a fucking horrible outfit
During the Middle Ages red was the color of the devil and redheads were said to be conceived during the forbidden period of women's menstruation. Red hair was thought to be a mark of a beastly sexual desire and moral degeneration (see photo above).
In all shared-heart cases, tragically one of the twins has to die. Gordon fingered the pruning shears thoughfully as he weighed up his conflicting feelings - his love of fine music, or his appreciation of a good roast involving hazelnuts. At long last, fine music won - and Mick would have to go.
Why don't you look at all the tax I'm paying Walk in, take a look inside You've moved back the country and our backs to the wall The valuable assets I've had to hide
Open Hazel's red box Come on open it up Open up her red box Come on open it up
Peer in, looking for that crasher again You ruined Hazel's party last night An overweight greasy little man with a mouth That opens more than now and again
Open Hazel's red box Come on open it up Open up her red box Come on open it up
Something good must have happened to you If you would let it happen to you If you could let it happen to you Something good would have happened
Blair I hate you for the state we're in Blair your hair colour it washes out, it washes in You ropey little fat boy Blair Come on get lost
Open Hazel's red box Come on open it up Open up her red box Come on open it up
Something good must have happened to you If you would let it happen to you If you could let it happen to you Something good would have happened
scriptwriter of new Famous Five movie claims unfair dismissal because of his speech impediment after 'lashings of ginger blears' scene causes outrage at Cannes
Blears deputy leadership campaign website merchandise order system deluged with hits after unveiling of official campaign fake breasts at celebrity launch party
I'm very sorry chaps but I have had a few glasses of wine and I definitely would. Blears that is, not that fat twat sitting close to her. I will take a look tomorrow when sober and give myself a telling off.
TVGoHome parodied him [Hucknall] with an (imaginary) programme entitled Mick Hucknall's Pink Pancakes, in which he pressed his scrotum against a variety of publicly-viewable transparent surfaces.
A few hundred years ago they used to strangle gingernuts at birth with the umbilicle cord! they thought they were evil you see, somthing to do with the devil! A catholic thing if I remember correctly.
It is a little known fact that the origins of rap are to be found in the fusion between the poetry of Rabbie Burns and Beethovens 7th.( I apologise for being racialist).
Rabbie Burns was the inspiring edge though. It's so tragic how much culture has been stolen from our brave country by the english and sold aroond the world.
Damn it takes some going to make the Hamster look attractive, but compared to that ginger cunt from the worst band in the history of popular music, she's a babe.
The whole point of Burns to the English is that we could not understand a f*****g word he said, thus giving his poetry an exotic quality totally missing from the work of say Wordsworth or Coleridge (the latter when he wasn't on opium of course).
Hazel is a good example of real red woman can take four times any Tory can give wile reading the sunday times.I Like this quote,read house of lords.ugly fucking fat shit cunt in a fucking horrible suit and vile ill-fitting shirt looks a right fat ugly cunt with ugly fat shit cunt in a fucking horrible outfit.
Hazel:"Is it really true, yours is 18.5 inches long? Mick: "Could be, who's asking" Hazel: "Oh do please show me, I've never seen an 18.5 inch shirt collar before"
Which one of these two ugly red headed missguided ignorent socialist self over rated drunken fools winns the URHMISSORDF contest for this month.
Its about time somebody who is not Neil Kinnock,or Charles Kennedy won for a change. Even if its only because Neil and Charles could not find their way out of their respective vats this time.
UPDATE : "Holding back the Blears" tickled Guido..
143 comments:
Genetic experiment to produce world's ugliest baby takes great stride forwards.....
Nuts about Hazel. (PS I presume a hat tip's in the post).
Neros child is full of?
Answers to Mr McGuiness C/o The Island of Ireland
GM crops banned as carrot DNA found in population.
PLEASE PLEASE don't breed.
proof if ever required alcohol will get anyone laid.
is it just me or is he morphing into Malcolm McLaren?
Old 60s slogan: "Better Dead Than Red" seems appropriate here.
"AnyoneButBlair said...
Genetic experiment to produce world's ugliest baby takes great stride forwards....."
[guilty snorkle]
First you encourage misogyntisticism, and now your encouraging gingirism!
Shame on you........
There's a half decent pair of tits...
Blears: "No thanks. I've already got a pearl necklace."
or
Hucknall: "Fancy a threesome with Margaret Beckett."
Warning: if you google curly and redhead together it produces an interesting result.
Hazel is flattered by Mick’s offer, but is a little confused as she already has a pearl necklace.
"First you encourage misogyntisticism, and now your encouraging gingirism!" and now you allow illiterates to run free on your blog.
Half empty glass of wine feels left out
Government acts quickly as ephemeral test site for new tactical nukes found.
An MoD official said, "We need to nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
DK
"Old Ginge Back With Blears"
Hopefuls line up to audition for the new channel 4 reality show, 'Snow White and the Ginger Dwarves'.
Mick, do you want to slip in behind me on my bike afterwards, and have a quick ride?
Blizzard announces new Zerg units for Starcraft 2
Not all Mancunians are ginger twats, you know
Which one is our Haze?
"Hazel, why are you wearing a suit and tie?"
Two delegates Enjoying a joke at the Botched Dermatology Conference.
where's the off switch, she's making me feel a bit sick
Holding back the ears.
do the collars and cuffs match hazel?
God, somebody who makes our Chipmunk look attractive!!
see Hazel Blears' grotesque conjoined twin, come shudder at the living face of ginger evil, wobble your braincells with its horrible music, only 5d ladies and gents
Hucknall and Blears form new band Red Minge.
Is this what the left call a red on red event?.
Where's the Yankee Apache gun-helo?
Huck me!
I'm only after her winter nuts
Before and After
(you decide which is which)
'Hello my darlin's!' Charlie Drake in New Labour resurrection shock.
ugly fucking fat shit cunt in a fucking horrible suit and vile ill-fitting shirt looks a right fat ugly cunt with ugly fat shit cunt in a fucking horrible outfit
woar, were the bits left over remoulded to form Hazel Blears
'Money's too tight to mention, Mick'
'Aye, so's me fookin forehead luv'
Two cheeks of the same arse.
Negative attitudes towards redheads
During the Middle Ages red was the color of the devil and redheads were said to be conceived during the forbidden period of women's menstruation. Red hair was thought to be a mark of a beastly sexual desire and moral degeneration (see photo above).
Mick : I always wanted to get into a red wedge....
That's fucking horrible that is. Just say no to Hucknall, the big tart
Ooh mick this is the best moment of my life other than when I kissed toonay and New Labour saved the world
Hockney
"Do the Collar and Cuffs match?"
Blairs
"Cheeky!"
"Money's too tight to mention"
"Well in that case you're not getting a fuckin peerage"
"Hazel, do you have a red cunt?"
"Yes, of course - John Reid"
BOOM BOOM! ;-)
Hazel to Mick:- "My Fanny's too tight to mention"!
Won't Someone Please Think Of The Children?
"I always wanted my photo taking with Charlie Drake"
Government launches new health campaign.
Eat your Greens kiddies or you'll grow up to look like these two
In all shared-heart cases, tragically one of the twins has to die. Gordon fingered the pruning shears thoughfully as he weighed up his conflicting feelings - his love of fine music, or his appreciation of a good roast involving hazelnuts. At long last, fine music won - and Mick would have to go.
Open Up The Red Box Lyrics
Why don't you look at all the tax I'm paying
Walk in, take a look inside
You've moved back the country and our backs to the wall
The valuable assets I've had to hide
Open Hazel's red box
Come on open it up
Open up her red box
Come on open it up
Peer in, looking for that crasher again
You ruined Hazel's party last night
An overweight greasy little man with a mouth
That opens more than now and again
Open Hazel's red box
Come on open it up
Open up her red box
Come on open it up
Something good must have happened to you
If you would let it happen to you
If you could let it happen to you
Something good would have happened
Blair I hate you for the state we're in
Blair your hair colour it washes out, it washes in
You ropey little fat boy Blair
Come on get lost
Open Hazel's red box
Come on open it up
Open up her red box
Come on open it up
Something good must have happened to you
If you would let it happen to you
If you could let it happen to you
Something good would have happened
I'm out of my head!
Popular political blogging site taken off line after showing pictures designed to cause offence.
Police are searching for a Mr G Fawkes for crimes against the nations breakfasts
Mick Hucknall shows that he's no longer 'Holding back the Blears' ...
BBC Manchester:Local News
Local Imam justifies the compulsory introduction of the Burka
Somebody even less popular thst Brown , hazel blears ginger haired stepson
Oh dear, there are no hands on the table...
Where does she start and he begin?
We are watching you. Anymore of this and you will be sorry.
WE WILL ORGANISE A MASS DEMONSTRATION AGAINST GUIDO.
RED POWER!
UAG - UNITE AGAINST GINGERISM
Simple reds.
Ninnymous said...
Top post.
redhead smug warbling fucker meets singer
"Can you imagine a baby with your looks and my brains?"
It's the reds from under my bed.
Beer goggles for two please waiter.
Parents of Ginger Spice make public apology.
Mick Hucknall meets his clone courtesy of Kwiksave.
Two reds optimistically celebrate supercasino being located in Manchester.
Anybody of a nervous disposition please look away now.
scriptwriter of new Famous Five movie claims unfair dismissal because of his speech impediment after 'lashings of ginger blears' scene causes outrage at Cannes
Blears deputy leadership campaign website merchandise order system deluged with hits after unveiling of official campaign fake breasts at celebrity launch party
Blears: If you syringe my minge, I'll nibble your ginger nuts.
I'm very sorry chaps but I have had a few glasses of wine and I definitely would. Blears that is, not that fat twat sitting close to her. I will take a look tomorrow when sober and give myself a telling off.
They say, "you are what you eat". Well Mick Hucknall must have had alot of Hazel's hairy pie 'cos he's a right c**t!
Simply Deaf singer said "Put it on the NuLab tab"
Don't worry ratty I quite fancy Blears when I'm sober, but I am staying anonymous.
Ginger Rogers Ginger
Short Arse..
Long Dick
Stop reading NOW if you've eaten recently:
TVGoHome parodied him [Hucknall] with an (imaginary) programme entitled Mick Hucknall's Pink Pancakes, in which he pressed his scrotum against a variety of publicly-viewable transparent surfaces.
Anonymous 5.45
Don't worry ratty I quite fancy Blears when I'm sober, but I am staying anonymous.
Phew, perhaps I'm close to normal.
Sounds like complete bollocks to me!
stroppycow:6.04.
Is that you Mick?
Don't let them breed......the offspring would be utterly abhorrent!
Ginger singer loves Ginger minger - true.
With appologies to Liverpool FC -
"Reds on a loser - again!"
May I apologise for appologies?
We might be ginger but we're not as Ginger as Gordon!
stroppycow:6.44.
NO.
Reds fail with the in-set!
Jesus! How absolutely ghastly.
Which one is the mother?
A few hundred years ago they used to strangle gingernuts at birth with the umbilicle cord! they thought they were evil you see, somthing to do with the devil! A catholic thing if I remember correctly.
New radical BBC3 sitcom...
Cunts of a Feather
With apologies to shotgun....
Feal or No Feal
Copperknobs r us.
i know some Tories like to say 'better dead than red'.
When I look at that photo I think that it is a real toss-up but on balance I reckon that it is better Simply Red than Simply Undead!
Small penis, big dick.
But what about the one on the (not politically) left?
man and rodent united in perfect harmony
Two Staires that would put you off Ginger 'Rogers' forever?
Dire Straights (allegedly)
enough to turn you gay, Gordon?
"On yer bike Mick"
Two Mug Shots.
But how much should we pay the assasin?
makes me wish i was blind too
"Hazel to Mick:- "My Fanny's too tight to mention"! "
Don't worry, Gordon's given me the road map!
"Holding back the ears."
Is that how Salford mingers hold their liquor?
anonymous:8.32.
I laughed so much I nearly fell off my rocking horse.
ludvig 8:44 PM
at least you haven't got to listen to his fucking miserable music
Fancy another red Mick?
david "the human c**t" blunkett mp:9.00pm.
Don't you dis my man Ludwig van you droog.
david "the human discord" blunkett mp 8:44pm
sadly tho we all had to endure da horrendishous sight of yo ass-ugly face man
right man, itza deal, juz promise ya never gonna read any yo damn awful poetry ever again
or i gonna describe yo face to ya
It is a little known fact that the origins of rap are to be found in the fusion between the poetry of Rabbie Burns and Beethovens 7th.( I apologise for being racialist).
hell! and i used to pull birds like Catherine Zeta Jones...
Rabbie Burns was the inspiring edge though. It's so tragic how much culture has been stolen from our brave country by the english and sold aroond the world.
Damn it takes some going to make the Hamster look attractive, but compared to that ginger cunt from the worst band in the history of popular music, she's a babe.
The whole point of Burns to the English is that we could not understand a f*****g word he said, thus giving his poetry an exotic quality totally missing from the work of say Wordsworth or Coleridge (the latter when he wasn't on opium of course).
Blears is hot...especially when your lonely.
Mummy's too tight to mention.
theyspeakofcheese 10:10 PM
The whole point of Burns to the English is that we could not understand a f*****g word he said
you hit it, bwoy!
he one big influence fo we rappers!
"She'll Have To Go"
10:12 PM
get real!
i'd rather fuck mick
sappho:10.12pm.
Go on then, I dare you.
At least they're not Scottish.
Scottish = ginger.
Praguetory - that is pure genius!
Hazel is a good example of real red woman can take four times any Tory can give wile reading the sunday times.I Like this quote,read house of lords.ugly fucking fat shit cunt in a fucking horrible suit and vile ill-fitting shirt looks a right fat ugly cunt with ugly fat shit cunt in a fucking horrible outfit.
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"You can ride my pillion, and I'll ride your ****!"
Anon 11:56
If she can find it!
"any Tory can give wile reading the sunday times."
Yore not refering to Ian Deal here are you?
Crooner and Oompa-Loompa superglue heads toghether.
A picture from an anatomy textbook illustrating that an arsehole and a c*nt are never more than about an inch apart.
Lord Elpus said... 2:03 PM
Nice one, me laud!
Paracelsus spinning in grave at the sight of the example?
Defiant smiles from Siamese ginger twins joined at the cheek and anus.
Hazel:"Is it really true, yours is 18.5 inches long?
Mick: "Could be, who's asking"
Hazel: "Oh do please show me, I've never seen an 18.5 inch shirt collar before"
Hmmmmm....Hmmmmm....Hmmmm....this brain transplant's taking a long time n'it Mick?
Your chance to decide
Which one of these two ugly red headed missguided ignorent socialist self over rated drunken fools winns the URHMISSORDF contest for this month.
Its about time somebody who is not Neil Kinnock,or Charles Kennedy won for a change. Even if its only because Neil and Charles could not find their way out of their respective vats this time.
ruddy and florid complexion of the regularly drunk
A pair of ginger Red cunts!
two people more unpleasant to listen to or look at than kinnock.didnt think that was possible
now come on...
i'm sorry, but i must beg to differ!
Millibands real parents break cover.
HB puts lead in Mick's pencil
Watch out Hazel! Hucknall's head is gonna blow!
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