Friday Caption Competition
Brown' s Undeclared "Donation in Kind" - COP Blog
Think-Tank Roundup - Cassilis
Charity Criticised by Regulator for Links to Gordon Brown - Bloomberg
Official UK Report Criticises Shrum - Danny Finkelstein
Ban the Word "Toff" - Iain Dale
PMQs Cruel But Funny - Simon Carr
Brown Lies at PMQs - Fraser Nelson
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I'm sure I left the keys to number 10 in the net here somewhere. As for you kids...
Net loss for Labour?
"Och, ah knew that Sarah's fishnet stockings would come in useful for party games wi' the bairns"
Windbag full of hot air, caught under a net.
UNBELIEVABLE BALLOON-NETTERS!!!! WELL DONE GORDON!!! YOU HAVE RELEASED THE BALLS THAT ARE IN THE NETS!!!!
"And I've got some puppies and sweeties at home children".
........and when you're juggling balloons in the air - some will get dropped - to paraphrase letterbox gob!
Sarah's cleverly designed NoseNet(R) meant all Gordo's attempts at some discreet picking were doomed to failure.
Gordon - in fishnets again!
gordon's audition for the part of a trident man in the remake of Gladiator was not a success
Boy: "I'll be buggered if I'll do another photoshoot with Brown."
'Pupils Against Exploitative Photo Opportunites ' enjoy their revenge on Broon.
WARNING TO ALL PARENTS:
MAN SUSPICIOUSLY FOND OF BEING AROUND CHILDREN SPOTTED AT PLAYGROUNDS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
IF HE IS ALLOWED IN YOUR SCHOOL PLEASE CONTACT YOUR GOVERNORS.
Gordon's new ballooon dance failed to impress the crowds.
Girl: "It's not Brown, it's Balls"
Gordon, yer a fuckin balloon.
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive
"In my first 100 days I will replace failing Owl Magnets with a fleet of Balloon Trawlers"
Backs to the wall lads, "The Beetch" is out and on the prowl!
"Watch, kiddies, how these balloons just disappear. That's exactly what's going to happen to your pensions."
All your children are belonging to ME!
HAHAHAHAHA!
After mastering the art of putting his socks on without tucking his trouser leg inside them, Gordon still has problems putting his string vest on.
Ah, yer big jessie, pull yer finger oot!
How do I look in these fishnets?
Where's Ed to help me manage these spherical things.
Gordon Brown's audition for Spiderman 3 goes horribly wrong, when he is forced to reveal his true identity as Odo from Deep Space Nine.
charlotte corday wins again
I can fly! I can fly! and Skip and Jump! and we will all be happy for ever! Its true eyyeee- hhheee-hhhhee !
**Men in white coats arrive**
Charles Clarke's last ditch attempt to stop Gordon Brown becomming PM goes horribly wrong during a PR stunt.
Brown to sue as breast enhancement surgery goes horribly wrong.
George W. Bush declares war on Gord!
Looks like a photo of one of those sea monster - rotting squid things Chinese sailors sometimes haul in.
Old Labour attempts to trap Gordon in a knot as they heard it worked in the past.
I was right - these ARE exogenous balls!
"When they mentioned young boys and blow jobs, I didn't think they meant fucking balloons"
Kid:- "Prick!"
Gordon:- "No I can't do that - well maybe just the blue ones then"
Kid:- "Prick!"
Seeing his dream of being Prime Minister ebbing away Gordon got some goal keeping practice in - lest Raith Rovers needed another dobber!
Guido uses the net to bring Gordon down
Gordon tries to hide from another photographer having lost Scotland.
Oh what a tangled web we weave when we practise to deceive.
How many balls can Gordon the Clown play with at the same time:
A) 2
B) 5
C) Ed
"How do you do what you do to me I wish I knew,if I knew what you did to me I would do it to you."
OK, OK, I've been INTER enough of this! I've worked out how to tax the NET!
Chancellor goes fishing for the floating voter...
but apart from attracting a few kiddies by using his hot air to blow up some balloons, he only manages to net one revolting brown floater.
Another kiddie exploiter captured in a SOCA net.
"Oh what a tangled web we weave When first we practice to deceive"
Flesh eating Minotaur:
Minos, if yet me oot of this stealth tax labrynth and make me Prime Minster right now, I promise I'll be cured of my obsession with eating people...see, I haven't this lot of seven juicy youths and seven juicy maidens...
Auntie Flo'
Art pupil proudly displays his sculpture entitled "Wrapped Arsembly" to amused schoolmates and teachers.
Bloon outplays Broon in networking contest.
dogcatcher looks forward to pegging scotsman to english pound
Would-be PM uses visual aid to demonstrate that there are no loopholes in the immigration system.
Gordo: "Now here you see how the voters have been netted in the latest council elections - three blues, a yellow, and a small red in the background."
"Stringfellow not standing for Tory mayor."
See.net tax, its easy when you know how,I will be doing a lot more soon.got to find more for scotland and wales.
Home Secretary Dr John Reid is warning parents to be on the lookout for this man. He's been spotted with children at schools throughout Scotland in recent weeks. He's thought to be in hiding after escaping from the Police's net shortly after this photograph was taken.
is this the inter net thingy that got toni into all that trouble?
Under new legislation, the local election results for England were announced through the medium of balloons.
Twelve year old boy beats Gordon Brown in popularity contest.
When they said the net was closing in, I thought they meant on Levey and Blair!
Examining the washing lines at Number 11 Gordon and the children were amazed to see how many Conservative used condoms got caught up in Cherie's fishnet stockings.
Net closes on pension thief
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