"Hello is that the Police? There's a middle aged man in the school playground. He's promised to buy the childen sweets if they'll let him touch them. Could you send someone to arrest him ...."
This isn't a caption suggestion, but isn't that photo a really obvious photo-shop job? What were the kiddies actually cheering about? Presumably not some misanthropic Scottish git showing up with a welded on grin....
It's not a photoshop job. He really does prefer photoshoots with impressionable children rather than face fully-grown adults. There are 6 slightly different shots from the same cringe-making event on the website and no-one would bother to photoshop all of them.
Start saving your pocket money now kiddies because by the time I'm done with you you'll be paying out on tuition fees and personal debt whilst trying to save for your pensions. Which I will then fuck up for you. Oh and maybe you should start thinking about how you'll all have to pay for your parents in old age whilst I fanny around with inefficient tax credits for chavs. Tony wasn't kidding when he wished you all good luck...
Hmm..Didn't twig the first time I saw it, but now that it has been mentioned I can't erase the vibe that it is a Photoshop job - but they wouldn't be that stupid would they ??
Perhaps it is the lighting or camera angle that is to blame ? Is there an original that could be 'blown up' to check properly ??
He has a blog... or rather, Oona King blogs on his site, and sycophants (or Brown/Balls etc.) submit comments.
I trust the honourable individuals here may wish to redress the apparent imbalance: http://www.gordonbrownforbritain.com/2007/05/11/gordon-launches-his-leadership-bid/#comments
"keywords" content="Gordon Brown, Labour Party, Prime Minister Candidate, Leadership Contender, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Where is Gordon, Blog, Moblog, Diary, News, Candidates, Contenders, Labour Member of Parliament for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath, Government Vision for Britain, MP, Polls, Gallery, Calendar, Opponent to David Cameron"
The idea being that if anyone Googles "Were is Gordon" it takes you to ... Gordon's official site. He's trying to hijack you, Guido!
You dont understand The Labour Party cant exploit children. Only Tories do that. I mean, THEY would have them all living up chimleys.
We gave them food houses education and clothing, they did have any of these thing before the Labour party was invented. So in a way we own them, and can do what we like.
"Och yer bairns, hands up those who ken that Tony Blair was a guid leader. No many there eh I ken? Noo hands up they who ken Ah'll do a lot better ... noo not up there wee lassie, not a guid place to shove yer wee hand."
Gordon(Mc braveheart)Brown loves to be seen with children because he has a personality defect! they make him feel in control and powerfull, as they are smaller and less clever than him. That sould tell us all we need to know about him! You just know that he will fill his cabinet with craven "yes men" His EGO will trip him up in the weeks to come AND there will be revelations about his personality defects you can count on it! YOU FUCK WITH A BAIR BABE AT YOUR PERIL!
I dunno about a caption, but it's got to be a still from a training film attempting to educate children on the strangers they should never take sweets from, get into cars with, or trust with their pocket money.
"Hi this is Gordon Brown. You know, whenever I feel like running away from important issues, like the economy, the pensions scandal, the another increase in interest rates and the Labour Party leadership contest, I ask my SpAd to find me the nearest friendly school to my constituency where I can be photographed wearing my favourite undertaker's suit and tie."
176 comments:
No-one will guess I've got no trousers on.
PFI - Posing with Fucking Innocents
No caption, just a very uneasy feeling about all this.
The man is grotesque.
"Where is that fucking autocue..?"
"I've always had the two extra hands coming out of my head. I thought everyone did."
"Where is that fucking autocue..?"
Right here!
None of us are looking at you because you're not really here
"It's like having a new box of Smarties, all for me!"
Look what I got at the Conservative Party conference - a cut out of Gordon Brown
Sorry, wee lassie. You'll have to grow another few inches if you want to take a pick.
Please sir!
whats happened to my grandads pension?
Kids! Come to Gordon's gingerbread house with oven ready cookies.
"Aye! Those kiddy fiddlers really know how to live life to the full!"
I'm having trouble controlling my **inflation**
Gordon conducts nail inspection at local school
"remember children if you are going to pick your nose make sure your nails are clean"
Gordon solves tax credits crisis with lateral thinking "gingerbread house' policy
huz d bloke stNdN on a soap bawx?
Dunno, bt he sEmz 2 hav som gud drugs. Do U he'd lt us hav som?
Nah, dey' problE t% XpNsiv. NEway, wAv CIAO 2 Tony
It was proving difficult to get the Gordon Youth to co-ordinate their 'sieg heils'.
Please Sir!
Why were you so keen to sit on the school vaulting horse?
please sir !
Why did you stick this little coloured chap at the front of the all white scottish crowd?
fear of legal action results in unusually low turnout for caption contest
Gordon : So boys, do all your mothers cut your hair with an electric trimmer from Argos?
I'm not a paedo, I'm a normal man.
Teacher : Now put your hands up if this was the man you saw outside the changing rooms.
Britain was a kingdome ruled by a king, then Britan was an empire ruled by an emperor. Now Britain is a country ruled by a ....
Gordon:Put your hand up if you can use photoshop
'Go on Tony, I dare you' says Brown to himself smiling, as he spots the telescopic sniper sight catch the sun from a window over at Portcullis House.
In the dog days of any empire the only willing recruits are 12 year olds.
or
Gordon finally finds some voters willing to be Labour candidates.
Guido, are you offering an indemnity to serious competitors?
Chancellor of the Exchequer and his native houseboy mobbed by spontaneous well-wishers.
gordon struggled to hide his 'chicken hawk' prediliction.
Guido - comments at 3:45 and 3:46 seem to be implying a legal threat in a vague sort of way. Could this be the first insidious sign of Nu Stalinism?
Sorry - I meant comments at 3:35 and 3:46.
Gordo: "And I only came out for a copy of The Gay Times!"
And from the look on his face, there are more hands going up than you might imagine.
No threat from me. Just asking in view of some of the comments made in the past about GB
Suffer the little children......
#Gordon, where's your trooousers?
Guido,is Damien BcBride leaning on you already?
Brown: "So who wants to be my next appointee to the "independent" Bank of England's Monetary Policy Committee?"
I know it's not funny but I'm just too depressed at the thought of Gordon taking over.
“If I surround myself with kids, not only will I get a nice felling in my pants, nobody can assassinate me!!!”
Now that's what I call poptato chopping.
After dialing 999.
"Hello is that the Police? There's a middle aged man in the school playground. He's promised to buy the childen sweets if they'll let him touch them. Could you send someone to arrest him ...."
Mr Brown smiles oblivious to the fact that an Internet Flash Mob Pillow Fight is about to start.
Be afraid ! Be very afraid !
Don't you think we could find someone better at using Photoshop when they badly cut my photo into the crowd of kids......
have a close look, it's clearly photoshopped....
Gordon takes great delight in the next generation of milch cows.
Notice how Gordon doesn't have his hands up...
Hands up everyone who wants David Cameron for Prime Minister!
Where's that Darkie. Must get shot of me talkin to the wee tyke
Children in unison ..................
Where's Gordon?
Mummy Whats that sticking in my back?
Mummy, who's Gordon Brown?
Man gets kicks surrounded by children taunting him about the size of his willy.
Ok I want 40% of your pocket money!
Gordon Brown and his classmates are allowed home early following a successful recitation of their times tables.
Smile or I'll set the Blair Witch on you!
Gordon Brown and his new cabinet!
This isn't a caption suggestion, but isn't that photo a really obvious photo-shop job? What were the kiddies actually cheering about? Presumably not some misanthropic Scottish git showing up with a welded on grin....
Mummy is that Lurch out of the Addams Family?
'Um, er no, I'm not Alex Salmond but...'
It's not a photoshop job. He really does prefer photoshoots with impressionable children rather than face fully-grown adults. There are 6 slightly different shots from the same cringe-making event on the website and no-one would bother to photoshop all of them.
IT experts raise doubts over quality of PhotoShop training.
Following a cutlery strike in Sheffield, Blair's young minions failed pathetically on the Ides of March.
Hey, can someone make Brown's site go all blue ink too?
Brown Plans Economic Policy with Labour Focus Group
What the hell is that bulge in Gordon's shirt? A dram of rohypnol perchance?
Hands up if you think I'm a loser.
"...and these little bastards won't be able to retire until they're 110..."
"Oh come on, ONE of you must have a rocking horse at home."
Wave your remaining hands, scurvey knaves, or else you know what will happen.
How is this image not the one used in the caption contest?
http://www.gordonbrownforbritain.com/press/gallery/image?id=25
What was it Gordon and Peter fell out over?
hands up if you think Gordon's a tosser...
PS is Gordon Brown having a 'John Hurt moment'? (fans of 'Alien' and/or 'Coupling' should know what I mean...)
So all of you are still waiting to find a school place?
Please Sir, can I have some more!
There's never a high school massacre when you really need one.
See children - you don't need NHS Dentistry to have nice teeth
Start saving your pocket money now kiddies because by the time I'm done with you you'll be paying out on tuition fees and personal debt whilst trying to save for your pensions. Which I will then fuck up for you. Oh and maybe you should start thinking about how you'll all have to pay for your parents in old age whilst I fanny around with inefficient tax credits for chavs. Tony wasn't kidding when he wished you all good luck...
Smile Today - Work Forever!
Oh dear..count your fingers kids!
' 'Ere Jim!There's a geezer 'ere who's beat your bogey record!'
2 dozen kids... acceptable losses... FIRE!
Who else has one trouser leg tucked into their sock? I'm so down with the kidz.
"Gordon Brown, four Britains" [Scotland, NI, Wales, England]
Hmm..Didn't twig the first time I saw it, but now that it has been mentioned I can't erase the vibe that it is a Photoshop job - but they wouldn't be that stupid would they ??
Perhaps it is the lighting or camera angle that is to blame ? Is there an original that could be 'blown up' to check properly ??
Cor Blimey guv are you tring to get me locked up? Any caption I made up would do for both Brown and me.
For what it's worth ..Gordon the Moron @ 3.42pm gets the T shirt -
Brilliant!
Suspect package found in school playground.
Gordon was SO glad Sarah had insisted he wear his kilt today.
Now it's completely clear, the only way i'm going to win the election is by lowering the voting age to 6.
"If your dopey parents vote for me at the next election, they'll be even more fucking stupid than I thought they were!"
So nu-lab is dead...bringing in a NuOldlab period.....Gordon says gone is the cult of celebrity....gone is the cult of personality..........
.........I wonder if that is because Brown has had a personality bypass?
No, Gordon love, when they said "You Tube" they did not mean the user - generated video site. They meant they think you're a TWAT.
Ok so i stole your dad's pension, but keep smiling lassy or i'll slip this knife in your back. (When i get it back out of Tony.)
He has a blog... or rather, Oona King blogs on his site, and sycophants (or Brown/Balls etc.) submit comments.
I trust the honourable individuals here may wish to redress the apparent imbalance: http://www.gordonbrownforbritain.com/2007/05/11/gordon-launches-his-leadership-bid/#comments
well... the link hasn't come out but I'm sure you'll find it...
And where were you hiding all last weekend, Mr Broon?
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=gordon+is+a+moron
"The same guy who set up my autocue has photoshopped my picture!"
"Look Tony - I've already got supporters!"
OK, class, next question. How many fingers do you think this man got into Mandy?
ps Geoffers, 5.46pm - excellent
Shit house popular at take that concert.
GB: Hands up anyone whose parents are traitors, wonderful, what a happy day, you can all have some tax credits
We've hidden a complete fucking twat somewhere in the playground, who's clever enough to spot him?
"...spads Gordon, every one of 'em" (apols to Felix Leiter in Live and Let Die (film)
In the immortal words of Pink Floyd "Hey Prick - leave those kids alone" (Paraphrased of course)
From the (hidden) source code of Brown's site:
"keywords" content="Gordon Brown, Labour Party, Prime Minister Candidate, Leadership Contender, Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Where is Gordon, Blog, Moblog, Diary, News, Candidates, Contenders, Labour Member of Parliament for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath,
Government Vision for Britain, MP, Polls, Gallery, Calendar, Opponent to David Cameron"
The idea being that if anyone Googles "Were is Gordon" it takes you to ... Gordon's official site. He's trying to hijack you, Guido!
http://www.gordonbrownforbritain.com/press/gallery/image?id=18
Hasn't she been dead since 1934?
Tax Fiddler
Inflation Fiddler
Pension Fiddler
....er what's he doing with those kids?
You dont understand The Labour Party cant exploit children. Only Tories do that. I mean, THEY would have them all living up chimleys.
We gave them food houses education and clothing, they did have any of these thing before the Labour party was invented. So in a way we own them, and can do what we like.
Don't you know who I am? I am Gordon Brown and I am about to become your Prime Minister...
so damn well look at me now and stop waving at that cunt Tony Blair you ignorant little fuckers.
Of course the tories have always hunted the ethnic minority kids on horse back, that's why there are so few of them.
I photoshopped myself in for the sake of the children.
Who siad David Icke was nuts?
(To the tune of "The Adams Family" theme)
He's creepy and he's dirty
Arrogant and shirty
He's altogether shitty
Gordenron the paedophile*
It's the poor he likes to loot
Because his brain is quite minute
His meddling costs us billions
Uncle Gordon 'Stalin' Brown
He's tricky and he's shifty
Sneaky and dishonest
He's crap at economics
Gordenron the paedophile*
Public services he strangled
His 'facts' are always mangled
And so everybody hates him
Control freak Gordon Brown
So take care out in your playground
The bogey man is still around
He'll meddle and he'll bully
Uncle Gordon 'Stalin' Brown
*From the greek, meaning a person who is fond of children, and nothing improper!
Terrified children comply with Gay Gordon's perverse demands after he threatens them with a visit from the bogeyman.
They seek him here
They seek him there
The Child Protection Agency seek Gay Gordon everywhere
not witty just an observation. I reckon it was a real photo, but Gordo's been cut out and replaced by a bigger happy smiling version.
Sad twat that he is.
"Och yer bairns, hands up those who ken that Tony Blair was a guid leader. No many there eh I ken? Noo hands up they who ken Ah'll do a lot better ... noo not up there wee lassie, not a guid place to shove yer wee hand."
You'd feel a lot happier about those kids being in such close proximity to that camp twat - if you could see his hands.
McCyclops the one eyed Bogeyman ...
The future's SHITE The future's BROWN
We're not real children - we're thought-forms from central casting.
Gay Gordon. Young boys in school uniform. What could go wrong here ?
They're all just future tax payers...
What a cunt
Master debater in the playground.
please sir
please sir this mans got his hand in my pocket.
get used to it boy!
Ahhh my pretties, let me get my piccolo out.
'Hands up those voting conservative'!
Gordon(Mc braveheart)Brown loves to be seen with children because he has a personality defect! they make him feel in control and powerfull, as they are smaller and less clever than him. That sould tell us all we need to know about him! You just know that he will fill his cabinet with craven "yes men" His EGO will trip him up in the weeks to come AND there will be revelations about his personality defects you can count on it!
YOU FUCK WITH A BAIR BABE AT YOUR PERIL!
This photo looks fake...photoshop anyone?
What a big family I have comrades.It will get much bigger when I open the labour camps for the English mummies and daddies.
1st child "who cut your hair mate ?"
2nd child "the council"
fihg - 9.30am. Straight to the point - the winning comment so far for me.
"Oi! He just picked my pocket!"
But I haven't decided which one of the kids is saying it yet.
Wonderful thing, Photoshop.
I dunno about a caption, but it's got to be a still from a training film attempting to educate children on the strangers they should never take sweets from, get into cars with, or trust with their pocket money.
6:13 PM, 7:06pm, 11:23 AM
i give a sweetie for these ones!
but agree with tuscan tony 2:09pm that 9:30am is imbued with a certain je ne sais quoi!
6:13 PM, 7:06pm, 11:23 AM
i give a sweetie for these ones!
but agree with tuscan tony 2:09pm that 9:30am is imbued with a certain je ne sais quoi!
"Hi this is Gordon Brown. You know, whenever I feel like running away from important issues, like the economy, the pensions scandal, the another increase in interest rates and the Labour Party leadership contest, I ask my SpAd to find me the nearest friendly school to my constituency where I can be photographed wearing my favourite undertaker's suit and tie."
Suffer the little children. So they will get used to suffering as adults.
who wants a go on my sherbert fountain?
He's at it again today on the news - being photographed with his arms around childen. What IS this all about????
A good day to bury bad kids??
guido
You call these "contests", but do you ever award a prize, or don't you believe in winners?
Michael
anonympous 7.00pm
i think you may find that taking part in these "contests" can be a pleasure in itself