Where's Gordon?™ 2
Gordon was campaigning at another child-focused photo-op again yesterday.
Where's Gordon?™ tracks Gordon's campaign trail as he tries to shore up the Labour vote in Scotland.
UPDATE : Notice something weird about this picture? Look at Gordon's feet. He has tucked his trouser leg into his sock. The man Polly Toynbee calls an "intellectual giant" has trouble dressing himself.
Well at least he isn't picking his nose in front of the kids...
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He was doing something with his hands in the Firth of Forth.
I've just clicked on the "Where's Gordon" link and had to reel in horror at the sight of Broon posing with what appears to be the spawn of the devil. Don't tell me it's one of his?
No that little "wean" is allegedly sharing something with Gordon but does not belong to him.
Go to the BBC News politics section and there is a picture of Gordon Brown visiting a school in Manchester where he is wandering around with one of his trouser legs stuck in his sock. The man can't even dress himself properly and he'll soon be running the country!
Charlotte, maybe he was in a rush and did not stick around for Mrs Brown to finish dressing him?
Check the numpty out:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6589263.stm
"The pupils at Chorlton High School were greeted by the chancellor with one trouser leg oddly tucked into his sock.
He quickly untucked his trouser once an aide had pointed it out."
He had just left a wierd ceremony involving axle grease and a goat.
Ugh.
Well, red's his favourite colour (flag, faces for the Treasury team, etc) and he's pretty certain that it won't be the 10 year olds that vote him out.
Though when that youngster realises that what Uncle Gorgon is showing him is the estimated bill he's going to receive around his 21st birthday for his piss-poor education (plus compound interest), then one has to suggest that Gorgo hasn't yet grasped the principles behind this canvassing lark.
Where did he leave his bike?
Government figures show that disposable incomes grew last year at the slowest rate since 1982, when unemployment hit three million. Experts said that when the ballooning cost of mortgage payments and utility bills were taken into account, households were likely to have suffered a painful fall in their wealth. - Daily Telegraph
hmm
3 wheels on my economy and im still rolling along
the imf are after me but im singing a happy song.
I'm surprised that with the Miliblogger dropping out, he's not doing what he does best - staying at home, slumped on a sofa in his Y-fronts and fawn socks, open tin of Spam in one hand and a bottle of Brown Ale (what else) in the other, watching Open University and blowing what look like wet cornflakes out of his nose and on to his extended tongue, which periodically flicks back into his gaping maw. Or something like that.
Money supply, ignored by the left leaning(appointed by G Brown), members of MPC, is going to be the catalyst for the destruction of Brown's self annointed reputation for prudence. Rates of 7% in 2008.
Bloody Hell. I never realised that Gord was a Left Footer!
Click Here To see Left Footer Gordo and the Smally Girl
I hope the charity comission is keeping track of Gordo. Surley the police should be called in by now?
I don't know where GB is...
but I know where he's been!!
I approve of Gordon's trips round the country, the more voters he alienates the better.
Labour were on 27% in that recent Communicate poll, wonder what it would have been if Brown was in charge. Michael Foot, all is forgiven.
"Money supply, ignored by the left leaning(appointed by G Brown), members of MPC, is going to be the catalyst for the destruction of Brown's self annointed reputation for prudence. Rates of 7% in 2008."
I remember a Tory campaign poster in 1997 - "Britain is booming, don't let Labour blow it". It's taken over ten years but it looks like the prophecy is coming true. In fact it would have come true in 2001 if the Bank of England hadn't decided to irresponsibly keep the boom going.
8:34 PM:
and where might that be penelope?
At least Gordon Brown will be PM - something David Cameron will never be.
mrs frown 8:43pm:
same little place as the rest of the government boys, dearie...
Enough of Gordon. Is this Iain Liddell-Grainger MP drunk on train? http://b3ta.com/links/83576
Looks like the wolf with Little Red Riding Hood (though he's already nicked her hood, Treasury-style, and turned it into a cravat for his own uses.)
"Oh grandmama, what complete bollox you talk!"
"All the better to con you my dear."
"The man Polly Toynbee calls an "intellectual giant" "
Eveything is relative. Compared to a woodentop like Toynbee. . . .
That oily smile and obsequious hand-rubbing is downright obscene. Has he had a CRB check for working with children? (That's what effectively he's doing - political canvassing for him, even harder work for them putting up with the ****.)
"My my Mr Brown, you did pul those trousersup so quickly! no one would have known except. . . ."
Maybe he cycled there and that's why his kecks were tucked into his socks?
That or something unmentionable was oozing down his thigh and he didnt want to alarm that child
Goodness!
Not only has Gordon failed to pull up his trousers properly, the Wee Lassie hasna had chance to put her shoes on.
He's still wearing that same tie, you know, the one in PMQs when he...
With the massive build up of bogies sticking fast to his bri-nylon shirt, at least he won't have to lay out for a tie clip.
No, no, no. He's a Trekkie -- the trousers are a tribute to Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise (c. 1968). Let's hope he didn't go on to do his tribute to Mr Spock and give the wee lassie a Vulcan neck grip (or, worse, a Vulcan mind probe).
NO No
you are missing the point
It is a well known fact that childrens rompers are sealed around the foot, so that if the nappy leaks, it is all kept inside-
don't want shit on the shoes now, do we?
No one seems to have mentioned the shoes. He's wearing 18-hole DM's, isn't he?
Earnest 11:55
Oi, lay off the Vulcans - I might take offence.
Is Gordon flirting with this little girl? Looks very much like it.
Sick Scottish twat.
So the Snot Gobbler is not gay, and dresses to the left. Its a stonking erection lifting his trouser leg. It is good the young lassie does not seem to have spotted it - or perhaps she has; look at her cute smile.
"Oh Mr Brown, I am 16 you know"
On a completely unrelated matter
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article1701589.ece
"A senior gay Conservative claimed yesterday that Sir Edward Heath propositioned men for sex in the 1950s.
Brian Coleman, chairman of the London Assembly, claimed that the former Prime Minister curbed his behaviour after he was warned that it would harm his career."
It's not being gay that I have any problem with, it's the pretending NOT to be that is contemptuous.
Who was this about again ...
“It was certainly not a secret that he was an old queen. I have been told that he was warned about his behaviour and then stopped.”
“I was aware that he had very close friendships and relationships with a number of women,” he said. “I never thought that he had a predalic-tion for men. To say that someone who was that politically astute would risk it all is quite an extraordinary claim.”
Actually, paedophilia aside, by the looks of it that girl will probably be quite a hot, kinky bitch in about 10 years time.
Maybe Gordon's just biding his time?
Oh, Mr Broon, I am 16 you know, just ask that time waster Angus MacNeil whose police rattling penis is so Teine it made me come all over giggly. That Mr Yates though, he's a tiger ...
Where's Broon the noo?
How does he miss questions to the Dear Leader, again? I think we should be told.
penelope prickslop 8:48pm:
pray tell penelope?
the little placie between my leggies, Mrs...
which I call my fanny
Oh!
Well, thank you for elucidating penelope.
I'm off down to the shops to invest in the heaviest frying pan that gordon's salary can buy.
At least Gordon Brown will be PM - something David Cameron will never be.
I assume you mean that he is well into the afternoon of his career.God help us when they turn the lights off!
the Telegraph today provides us with the average vital statistics of life:
Apparently a man blinks 415 million times in his average lifespan of 78.5 years.
He wears 3796 nappies by age of 2.5 years, uses 198 bottles of shampoo and takes 7163 baths.
That certainly proves Brown aint yer average man, unless of course he is still wearing all those nappies.
Who will present him with his first bottle of shampoo?
With Ed "Blinky" Balls blinking 414 million times during his grilling on the economy by Andrew Neil on "The Daily Politics".
Max Wall with a crew member from Star Treck.
GB: I see your parents can't afford to buy you any shoes, but never mind, young lady - when I was your age, under the repressive Tory government of Edward Heath, I too went to school without boots.
Girl: Yeah, but in your case it was because you were too big for 'em.
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