Where's Gordon?™ Not at PMQs Again
Not sure where he was today.He was missing and not even getting the blame for anything in particular in theCommons...
The interactive mapping is still tracking Where's Gordon?™
UPDATE : He was in Edinburgh.
Not sure where he was today.Tags: Where's Gordon?
at
11:28 PM


34 comments:
The Bogey Man is missing again...
Well in a few weeks, McCavity will have no place to hide
I'm getting really worried about the poor old boy; maybe he should be tagged (vide: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6570511.stm)
Perhaps someone could start a Downing Street petition to get him to where a red and white hooped top? They could then use it to make (yet more) money by getting people to phone a premium number if they think they've spotted him. They could use that crowd who GMTV used.
Gordon is a good god fearing Iv see him praying for guidence ,how can he get the money back off the never been so rich and give it back to the ones who earned it.The wealth gap has never been so wide under blair the man the conservtives love to vote for.The partys over all you money jugglers will have to get a proper job soon.
perhaps he had an afternoon of horse rocking planned and was to nappy to turn up.maybe he had found a rich vein of snot to pick at or he is as crap with dates as he is with maths(his own words)
He's on a crash course in trouser wearing organised by the Smith Institute.
Never mind Gordon, has anyone seen the deputy Prime Minister in months?
Total Radio silence, is he still alive?
Is he trapped in his office?
Is he trapped in his secretary?
Trumpeter Lanfried...
Crisith? What crisith?
Reading about the current one-man election campaign in the UK, is is just me that thinks "North Korea"? Even Nigeria put up a token oppo. Ye gods.
The special orange one in the frame again, but as someone previously mentioned, no porker prescott ! Is this an executive decision to stop him fouling up prior to the elections ? Somebody enlighten us.
Is the fragrant Ms Beckett having a problem with her anal fistula or is she just feeling a bit disappointed with herself for fucking up England's farmers?
The usual answer to the question 'where's Gordon?' is 'having a kiddy opportunity in front of the cameras'. The nauseating parade of government ministers surrounded by captive children goes very well with the one-candidate election.
ratty, don't be naive, its been official nulab / old lab policy for decades to fuck up Englands farmers. Their mission is to pour as much concrete as they can over England .
Think about it...
We have a Prime Minister who is a compulsive liar. A man who committed the worst sin a Prime Minister can commit. He lied through his teeth to enter his country into an ilegal war.
We have a Chancellor of the Exchequer to which so many labels can be applied. Devious, lying, cheating, thieving scumbag are just a few. The man is clearly disfunctional, shown by his recent behaviour. From nose picking, dress sense to weird facial features. On top of that there are still serious questions about his sexuality.
We have a Deputy Prime Minister whose office clearly exists for no valid reason. The buffoon called Prescott is a violent sexual predator who cannot string together a sentence in which English grammar plays a part.
We have a Home Secretary who is an alcoholic ex Communist, nuff said.
On top of that our Prime minister put forward a European Commissioner who has committed mortgage fraud and is a failed politician and supports a Brazilian boyfriend with our taxes.
Lastly a Foreign Secretary who is totally and absolutely incompetent. So bad at her previous job in the Ministry of Agriculture farmers have committed suicide because of her incompetence.
A Health Secretary who is so arrogant and pompous she refuses point blank to see how the NHS is failing.
What has this country done to deserve these morons???
"Things can only get better." You could not have made this up in 1997!
Anonymous 8:37 AM.
That's it. That's why I left the country I loved.
He supposed to be at a seed bank today 1 billionth seed ,so says AlBeeb
When was the last time Brown was actually in attendance at PMQs?
He is there on the row behind in drag picking his nose
Looks like it was Edinburgh yesterday.
http://www.theherald.co.uk/politics/news/display.var.1355638.0.0.php
Surprisingly though Blair was @ PMQ's & in Scotland.
Gordon needs to pull his socks up!
I think 'd j eastwood' is quite amusing, but still has a lot to learn about sarcasm.
Gordo's being Presidential, propping up the failing ScotLab vote.
Also of course, distancing himself from St Toni of B-Liar, as knows shit will hit fan soooooon, and doesn't want to soil new nappy before being anointed.
But, demonstrating contempt for PMQ's; what's the betting he will reduce his exposure to that event.
Where's Gordon?
I'll give you a clue. Next week we have important elections. Gordon as the next PM is better off talking to voters. Why be at the HOC?
By missing PMQs to go canvassing, and if Labour get stuffed in Scotland, it is all Gordon's fault.
If Gordo was in Edinburgh, where are the photos of him with his human shield of pubescent schoolgirls?
Today's Telegraph Court page says Gordon was Guest of Honour at a dinner at the Portman Hotel last night, with Lord Levy among the guests!
Has Macavity Gordo been 'leaking' to the Guardian??????????????????
Ratty 8:53
Do you still vote?
I sometimes wonder if, perversely, the reason why we're so screwed is that erstwhile Tories/Right-wingers have emigrated to France/Australia/New Zealand in their hundreds of thousands annually, without maintaining their vote overseas.
These people are almost always middle-class English whites - and almost always replaced by immigrants.
This must make life much harder for us to boot out cunts of all ilks.
more vulgar - one way to solve this problem would be for small-brained racist cunts like you to fuck off to Australia, and we'd be well shot of you..
vulcan - but at least the people leaving are thick as pig shit 'Daily Mail' readers, whereas the people coming in are graduates or trained tradesmen, not handicapped by the shite education system of this land, which has abolished apprenticeships and grammar schools, and turned out thick, ill-educated comprehensive school chavs, like your good self.
Ah, but of course it is easier to blame 'immigrants' than admit that you don't have the brains that you were born with. Idiotic imbecile..
Is it entirely surprising that Labour's most senior Scot would be in Scotland in the run-up to the Scottish parliament elections?
There's a piece in "The Sun's" "The Whip" column on questions being asked on how much has been spent flying Gordon Brown around the country in helicopters. Miliband was asked a question in Parliament yesterday about his helicopter travel expenses and answered:"None".
Maybe that's why Brown's avoiding the Commons?
Anon 12:41/Anon 12:43 (for ye are the same)
At least I have the brains to compose my insults into a coherent single post directed at my assailant, whereas you seem to be confused as to how both to address me and to insult my brain power.
(here's a hint *think* before writing your post)
And it is very easy for me to admit I don't have the brains I was born with.
They have been infinitely expanded by going to UNIVERSITY and by acquainting myself with the facts and not swallowing Guardianista propaganda the same way you swallow your boyfriends cum.
Fuckwit.
Mmmm.. Well, I suppose the fact that you went to university puts you above the small minority that don't these days. But what is so wrong with 'swallowing' ?? Let me guess, you prefer to spit out your boyfriend's.
Shame - you're missing out on all that zinc.
Anonymous 8.37pm
Please would you stick your 'post' on every bill board in the country.
hat way everyone can read it and acknowledge its truth
Post a Comment