A Happy Reflective Analyst?
Following on from Gordon telling us last week he doesn't bear grudges, he now tells us, via his own handwritten aide memoire reproduced below,* that he is happy, relective and analytical.
Is that normal? Write a note to yourself so that you remember how to describe yourself? You know, must make a note just in case one gets forgetful, "I'm Guido, with a bit of cheeky rebellious streak, who is overly partial to a drink and likes to poke fun at politicians." Wouldn't a note to self like that be a bit odd?
Is that normal? Write a note to yourself so that you remember how to describe yourself? You know, must make a note just in case one gets forgetful, "I'm Guido, with a bit of cheeky rebellious streak, who is overly partial to a drink and likes to poke fun at politicians." Wouldn't a note to self like that be a bit odd?
According to a graphologist the handwriting shows "He will dig his feet in over issues because he is so convinced he has the right answer. He is obviously forceful but he was very, very angry when he wrote this - and a bit shaken. He has a vulnerable side but is suppressing that. He doesn't want to admit a weakness. Quite a few signs of being self-centred come through, even to the point of being egotistic. And he would not like people digging too deep - he wouldn't be comfortable with that at all."
UPDATE : How does his handwriting compare to the Granita days when he got shafted by Blair in 1994? Here is the note where Brown wrote Blair "guaranteed this will be pursued". Slightly less SHOUTY but still stroppy is Guido's considered view.
32 comments:
Graphology is a load of bollocks. How can you tell all that from a few scribbles.
Brown's still a psycho though. There's plenty of other evidence for that.
"And he would not like people digging too deep - he wouldn't be comfortable with that at all."
Why would Brown "not like people digging too deep".
What has this "psychologically-flawed" would be Prime Minister got to hide?
He'd be uncomfortable with third-party "digging" because he and his index finger are already very good at it themselves.
"He is not just controlling - in his drive for power he is also forceful and tyrannical. He is moody and temperamental and without feeling for others."
Graphologist's analysis of Stalin's handwriting.
Looks pretty similiar to me!!
So Brown "wouldn't want anyone digging too deep " eh?
I wonder what the closet homo, rocking-horse riding, nappy wearing, bogey eating, pension destroying, economy screwing, English hating, pathologically lying, cowardly, control freak is so worried about being uncovered?
Guido
Can you help get Gordon back to Scotland.
SNP activists are being told by folk all over Scottish towns that after yesterday's shambles with Blair Brown and McDonnell they are def voting SNP.
bring back Brown ..he gets SNP 2% more on polls with each visit :-)
Its a bit like astrology or palm reading - have you thought of doing either of those Guido?
Are the SNP the sister party of the BNP - should we be worried?
There seem to be some green stains on the paper ... yuk!
"Scotland Expects said...
Guido..... Blair Brown and McDonnell they are def voting SNP."
I get very confused about the name of your Prime Minister. Ours, as a term of endearment, is sometimes referred to as Blaurence of Arabia which please feel free to adopt up there if you think it might help.
But I'm never sure if yours is sort of McD's or an estate agent or whatever.
Suppose on reflection it doesn't really matter any more......
Love the way it looks as though someone has jogged his arm while writing - just like school!
If genuine then surely leaked by someone in the inner circle?
I can't even read it - can Gordon not read his own thoughts either?
Set phasers on Brown! Has someone their hand up your arse Guido?
Where's Gordon right now?
He's esconced in his bunker in Downing St with a small select band of stooges trying to calm him down as he lurches from one furious tantrum to another.
Gordon can't take the pressure and is showing signs of cracking so keep the pressure up Guido and co because if this creature does become Prime Minister it will be a disaster for Britain.
I see nothing wrong here at all.
Whenever I have had to speak in public I always write..
"Remember that you're a special boy"
In green ink alongside every paragraph
That and I like to listen to "eye of the tiger" on my ipod.
No doubt Gordon likes to listen to "two little bummer boys" as recorded in 1977 by Rolph Harris and Peter Cook for a laugh after a 48 hour gak and wine binge.
my post has been spirited away but it is my professional view that this is a case for Sir Roderick Glossop. Indeed I think the scribble on the left reads "I am happy to be judged by neuro.."
I've always thought he uses a marker pen and large letters due to his impaired vision (too much w*nking). If you notice sometimes his speeches are typed in font size 48 or the like.
The fact he's a psycho doesn't help though.
Perhaps some of the sorry excuses for our political journos might like to dig a little deeper by asking Brown face to face whether it is fair that the wealth producing private sector has to subsidise publc sector pensions to the detriment of their own pensions? Have I missed something, or has this question never been publicy put to Brown? Perhaps now is the time when he is being forced to raise his profile.
Why does he write with a fat black magic marker? His signature looks like a 5 year olds!
A bit like shaking hands with yourself...not that I am nosey, mind.
with handwriting like that he could be a doctor!
Quite obviously it isn't his handwriting on the right - the left is plausible though.
Hmm.. where else have I heard the phrase 'Note to self' ?
Maybe a 'Bridget Jones' thing in her old column in the Indy ?
I'd be proud to be a Clinton-level multitasker as the Chancellor must be, one hand a-scribbling atop the desk and the other presumably either below stairs frantically feeding the pigeons or above on some deep nasal mining exercise, with an occasional reach round for some bumscratching and winnet tugging.
his handwriting is so SHOUTY and he uses a black marker pen becuase he's blind in one eye, so can't read very well.
hence why his speeches are always in big font and double spaced.
Yes, of course, which brings the whole cod-pyschotherapy handwritting analysis nonsense into sharp focus: how can you analyse the handwriting of a man who cannot see in one eye? It's bunkum.
I believe in graphology as in this case it's spot on.
that second one: he's not even trying to make it properly legible
he doesn't want to communicate with Blair
and he's arrogant in assuming he doesn't have to try to write clearly for others
Mr Bhownaggree
monocular blindness affects perception of depth so the chancellor's ball skills may well be impaired. It is very unlikely to affect his ability to read or write - so no excuses there.
His enlarged letter e is very worrying indeed, it indicates a man who enjoys the forbidden feel of a soiled nappy, especially in public, also the spacing of the letters in 'happy' indicates a tendency to resolve inner conflicts by injecting people with rfid chips.
At school I was taught that if you write the letter 'g' with a big curly tail, that means you're homosexual.
Wonderful thing, graphology.
I don't know about graphology, but the bogey munching bastard has certainly got a childish and illegible scrawl. He obviously can't be bothered whether anyone can read his writing or not, the arrogant sod.
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