Friday Caption Competition (Man's Best Friend Edition)
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88 comments:
Lembit opik introduces his new fiancee to the media
One of the last ever public displays of the Union Flag is recorded for posterity.
Hang on a minute - you're not a young male intern!!! What am I doing?
Gerri Halliwell suffers side effects after washing with New 'Improved' Labour.
All-Westminster Halitosis Championships finalists go head-to-head.
Spot the Bone
I said 'no tongues' !!
The Pound rallies on expectations of forthcoming Labour defeat.
[thinks] Thank goodness his hind quarters aren't in the picture..
[dog] 'Something for the weekend, master ?'
She's a dog.
[bloke] I knew the BNP were having a bit of bother in getting anyone stupid enough to be a candidate, but this is ridiculous...
It's nice to see "the hitch" wearing his patriotic colours...
[dog] 'Oh, you know I love it when you pretend to be George Bush and I pretend to be his 'bitch' Tony Blair'
[bloke] 'Your place or mine ?'
[both] 'I wonder if he takes it up the arse..'
'Give me this fecking thing rather than a Guido Fawkes T-Shirt and expect me to bite MY lip?...'
[brush-boy] 'Come on, pooch, you're not telling me that BNP really stands for Bestiality & Naturism Party, are you..?'
[man] 'Ooh, Smack my Bitch up..'
The need for a coalition after the Welsh Assembly elections led to some unlikely bedfellows...
[guy] 'Of course you can be Health Secretary..'
If he wanted to pose with a balls-licking bottom-sniffer you think he would have chosen Mark Oaten.
Patsy Hewitt tries to win 'hearts and minds' in the PLP...
152nd businessman supports union
EXPOSED !! The sleazy saucy sex scandal that is the REAL reason 'Nipper' has been replaced by Gromit as the 'paws' of HMV !!
Full details P 3, 4, 5, 71 to 94...
[dog] 'I always knew you needed a PAL for active life..'
[dog] No ! My tits are further down than that, you buffoon !
So the Conservative party say they will put you up for London's new mayor.
Mutley the Dog tries a new "patriotic" approach to win over the grey vote
God, your breath stinks.
[Rosindell] Sorry, I had a vindaloo last night.
Last year's Crufts winner attacks this year's best in show.
A reincarnated Sir Winston Churchill steals cigar from passer by.
Rosindell [I fear our secret love will be exposed by Brain Coleman]
Dog [Bugger me]
Rosindell [I already have]
Earthquake about to hit Politics
SNP 39%
Labour 30%
Telegraph today YouGoV poll
Dog:[It's either me or your intern]
'Who's walking who?'
"It was either the dog or Anne 'Doris Karloff' Widdecombe - who would you have chosen?"
Can the Celtic nationalists who
are currently plaguing this blog please FUCK OFF.
You're a ball-achingly boring bunch of stupid gaelic twats.
Go back to munching your porridge oats in your rain-drenched, drab, grey shithole countries and leave the rest of us in peace.
We don't give a fuck.
It's a known fact that a lady likes a little bit of foreplay before the 'big chap' comes into play.
"Well you look better, taste better and smell better than Margaret Beckett."
says the dog...
Was that Guido on Question Time last night?
Another confirmed bachelor Tory.
No doubt Spike the dog will give him a handy excuse if he is ever caught on a London common late one night.
"I was walking my dog when I felt an overwheming need to urinate, unfortunatley as I was doing so up against a tree spike pulled on his lead , I tripped up and ended up impaled in this young man"
As an Englishman I am looking forward to the SNP winning in 'Bonnie' Scotland. Just the look on Gordo's face would make it all worthwhile. I gather he has threatened to cut-off their 'Barnet' if they so vote -sounds painful!
oh what fun you can have with some rohipnol and some superglue in the members bar
I fought it was jeffery Archer with G shepard.
Rossindel (for it is he)
"When I am PM I shall make you Home Secretary!"
Spike
"Will you stop boning me then?"
Flat Eric said...
Mutley the Dog tries a new "patriotic" approach to win over the grey vote
I would never stoop to oral sex with a Staffie- they never brush their teeth - give me asexy French poodle with a shaven beak
Cameroons one and only supporter ,says you haven't any policies so goodbye hoodie and joins the libdums
Charlotte Corday said...
If he wanted to pose with a balls-licking bottom-sniffer you think he would have chosen Mark Oaten.
Best by a mile. lol
Cameroon can't take the hint so a conservative member has brought his friend in to help him on his way.
Englishness fetishist Andrew Rossindell MP liked affectionate company, but not the doggy fashion.
Right dog sniff out the tosser who leaked that police operation in brummy town.
You sure a postal vote will be ok even if I sign it mr doggy doo.
New electronic voting can't tell difference between man and cat.
Look I said I have a chip in me not on my shoulder.
Dog protests saying every man and his dog is allowed to vote ,how come I was missed out.
Andrew Rossindell meets the Tories Mayoral Candidate for London.
Dog sent down sewers to find mcbroons hideout, say's that chalk writing on the wall say's mcavity was here.
more vulgar than a vulcans [sic] vulva - are you sure you're so-called 'University' wasn't just a college of further education when you attended?
just a thought, it would go a long way to account for your sad, bitter and lonely outlook on life..
See Michale White in the Guardian is making an arse of himself as usual on the day a you gov gives the SNP a 9 point lead he has a story
"Blair fires 'triple tax whammy' salvo as SNP falters"
what an ass
Front up Guido, give Charlotte the T shirt
Are you sure your mates at Battersea dogs home will have enough votes to help Meacher out.
Thirded, Charlotte definitely deserves it.
Anon 3:55/3:51/3:36/3:29/3:27/3:23 etc. etc. etc.
Aren't you supposed to be at your boyfriends this afternoon?
Homo's like you make me [sic]
anon 3;55
some of us enjoy being bitter you fuckwit
more vulgar than a vulcans vulva said
My input
3:51,3:36,3:29,3:27,3:23
Hey just cos I sign in as anonymong, and have not called you any names ,so please apologise.
Dog:
"Any port in a storm"
True Brit!
Dog:
"Thank f**k I'm wearing my beer goggles."
"My last owner just used to pat me on the head you perv."
"I said I'd don the union flag,not snog a human fag."
"Result!"
Do you want to see my black rod?
I don't do hand jobs.
Iv'e got this huge f*****g tower stuck in my arse.
Gordon spotted:
Very bottom of picture, just left of centre.
Anon 6:43:
Ok, here's my apology:
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"just cos I sign in as anonymong"
Yeah, but you don't sign in as "anonymong", do you?
Leaving aside your excruciatingly shit jokes for now, if you don't want to be confused with someone else, then adopt a tag (just like I have) and use that. Doesn't affect your anonymity one iota.
Otherwise, expect abuse from all corners ;-)
"So why do they call you "Pat Hewitt" at the Terrace Bar then Mr. Rosindell"
"My dear pooch, that's because I'm happiest when stuffing Rover"
So you followed the scent from Clapham Common?
Your barking aint ya!
No Romford.
Vulcan's Volvo - I know you are in denial, so why not just admit you like a good fisting as much as the next man ?
Do you want to come in the house?
Word verification: fokhe.
Speccy twat: your breath stinks
Jeremy Jacobs: woof
stringent new immigration laws make it compulsory for both dogs and humans to carry proof of british citizenship at all times
even whilst making love
After legalising gay partnership ceromonies, Tories push for legalisation of beastiality...
Rosindell...I hope you haven't got rabies.
Douglas Murray....I'm totally fucking barking you know.
Woof woof woof woooof britanya woof woof woof rules the waves£££££££££££££££££££££££Fuck all who you can woof woof woof sell.
this photograph should be removed from this website at once
it is in incredibly poor taste
anyone who knows anything about dogs would know that you should never cross a staff with a right wing tory mp as this can adversely affect bloodlines and lead to significantly reduced cerebral capacity in resulting canines.
Friday (into Saturday) Caption Competition......
"You have to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince" -
..... said the dog!
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