Tories Set-Up Anti-Miliband Unit
According to the Telegraph the Tories have set up an anti-Miliband unit. Here is Guido's favourite picture of the wonk for their files... 
He sets out his manifesto here, it is a post-socialist analysis, but his prescriptions (elsewhere) are scary. The authoritarian approach to enforcing a green regime puts Guido in fear. All his talk of "social contracts" just smacks of state diktat based on anti-capitalist prejudice dressed up as environmental concern. One thing for sure is that freedom of choice will not enter into his plans.
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Caption competition?
I go for:
little kid: "Christ, I thought Mr Bean looked like a twat!"
What's the website?
www.order-order.com?
Forget Miliband, I want to talk about Newsnight again. Guido, you were shite.
Since you are doing Repeats, Likewise:
"Excuse me Mr Militwat sir, teacher says when you are in a hole you should stop digging. You must be a stupid cunt,Mr Militwat, sir."
A detailed demolition of Green politics and economics appears in George Reisman's "Capitalism", available online here:
http://www.capitalism.net/
Little kid says: keep on digging mate!
PORG (?) to Milliperson: "I've never met a political pygmy before"
He has never had a proper job. He comes from an 'academic' Marxist family. After university he has been a gofer in 'think tanks' and a functionary in the Labour party
Off: Who's that silly little kid?
Kid with the hat: Buggered if I know, he just showed up a minute ago with all these photographers...
A sales banner advertising "Prima choc"? Do my old eyes deceive me? Can Milibland really be promoting confectionery? How does this sit with Zanu Labour's condemnation of obesity and indeed pleasure? Surely he wouldn't allow himself to be photographed with a fat person?
Ah no. The boy, caught eating a Mars Bar, has been handcuffed and is about to be sent for re-education.
Context explains all.
Sorry to spoil the fun. But the Tories have not "set up an anti-Miliband unit". Just a desperate hack doing his master's bidding because the Telegraph is part of the anyone but Gordon campaign. The Anti-Miliband Unit only exists in the over-active imagination of the Telegraph's Toby Helm - a man increasingly desperate to replace his dreary boss George Jones as the paper's political editor.
Can we please get back to something more interesting?!
Man in raincoat stops to have chat with kiddie in sandpit.
Milly (for it is he) Oooh, stop messin' about. 'Ere, guess what I'm wearing under this coat.
I seem to remember we've pissed in this particular sandpit before.
Guido for crying out loud ,I thought I would have a nice day off work ,do a bit of computing ,look at guido's blog ,and guess who is for lunch ,Milliboy,I think I will take the wife shopping or I could paint a door or something and watch the paint dry.
"keep your hands where I can see them, i don't want to play the tummy sausage game again"
Guido you are just upset because David is so much more attractive than you. Don't be envious dear, green doesn't become you.
Oh beware, he is a trojan horse.
Milliprats ole man is some sort of Marxist academic. The seed of the fruit never strays far.......
May as well send him to Teheran now, as a hostage to our good fortune. ;-)
Milimong has a slightly deranged kiddie fidler look doesn't he ?
A commons committee has stated unambiguously that the caravan queen should have been sacked for her handling of defra, rather than promoted to foreign secretary. ANYONE WHO THINKS DEFRA HAS IMPROVED UNDER MILIMONG IS DREAMING.
Milliband is a pseudo-intellectual academic, as my dad used to say: "All Brains and No Hands". He has absolutely no spark. The Tories must love the prospect of him becoming PM.
Kid screams "Mum the scary smilie man touched me"
Millchump frantically tries to wipe the shit off his finger.
I seem to remember my entry was: "I never touched the kid, honest." So nostalgic watching repeats, just like the BBC.
mili-lover
er attractive to whom?
We are still living with some of the consequences of those times: the families struggling to get on the housing ladder; the young people outside education, training or work, unsure of their futures.
Actually, people struggle to get on the ladder because of command economy controls on land, fail to get an education because of the comprehensive system and are unsure of their futures because the economy isn't competitive.
Sorry about the policy rant but nothing about this can be made funny.
"Look mum I shat in the sand and now it's smiling at me!"
Although come to think of it we did have such cracking fun with the wiki. Larks, what larks! He called us "rightwing anarchists", did he not? Ah, those were the days. What a beautiful face he has.
Milli: Im reducing my carbon foot print by dumping al fresco because I CAN.
Milli: Im dumping al fresco to reduce my carbon footprint. I can!!!
Milli: Im reducing by carbon footprint by dumping al fresco. I can!!!
There was a good quip on the radio morning from a farmer talking about DEFRA. He said : "I don't know why they call it the Westminster Village. In most villages I know there's only one idiot."
Guido for crying out loud ,are you his PR agent ,you will end up giving him a good name ,how about some DEFRA questions from him.
Just in case it should be lost to posterity: read the stuff they had to delete...
http://wiki.defra.gov.uk/System/Pages/Compare?rev1=159&rev2=160&target=%2FWikiHome%2FEnvironmentContract&view=side
"According to the Telegraph"?
Careful Guido, you're outing your sources again!
Miliband was all anti-Blair and pro-Brown last year, has something turned his head? Wasn't he involved in the Blair Ditch Project?
Anyway seeing as the solo socialist blogger in South Shields has now given up and got a proper job, I can proudy say "I Can"
I didn't notice this last time, but what's happened to his thumbs? His thumbs have gone weird!
me, cassandra.
kid say :your emiting some thing mate
and it dont smell like carbon.
they'll never find Brown here
Tony, Gordy...c'mon...let's build the foundations of a New Socialist era over here
boy: stroke your own hand you perv
At least Miliband is ok on telly
I gather he's building up a stock of campaign owl magnets.
Come on Guido get back into the swing!!
Start participating again and BLOG you have cheered me up no end after ten years under the Layabaout Labour Government.
We need people like you to tell us the truth!!
HAVE A LOOK AT EU REFERENDUM they are on to the right subject.
Mum! The big boy came.
Kid: Dig up, stupid
Miliband: After reading the "Guido Regrets" post, I could say the same thing to "Mr Fawkes"
boy:
Now't I can do mate...
tha'll jus' 'ave t'old it 'til plannin' permission comes thro' fa new bogs
Hello Guido; I thought you were ok on Paxman-well done. Re Milliturd; all's well to have idealistic views like his but where's the substance? Show us I say!
That hole is very damaging to the environment you know millimong.
Perhaps we should bury some bad news and then sand it all over again?
Kid with the hat: Which one of us is supposed to be the kid?
I presume the scamp in te p[ic is a young Hitch
Guido could get the contract to run this unit!
"Hi little kiddy! I know I look young for my age, but I work for the government!"
Milliband: "Me too!"
Not "whinging about the limited editorial choices" G but it looks like the tumble weed strikes again..
I bet you have the (potential) future Conservative government shitting themselves.
'Hardatwork' So that's shit shitting in triplicate?
Come on somebody tell me that the photo is a photoshop montage creation and not real. PLEASE!
Care in the community.
Perennial backroom boy let loose.
This item is not actually from Guido at all: it is an M15 plant. A shameless distraction from the fact that their rivals in MI6 have secured an Iranian capitulation. All they had to do, it seems, was to promise Tehran that, if the Brit speed-boat-folk weren't given back pronto, Margaret Beckett would be sent out to reorganise their agricultural payments system.
Perennial backroom boy let loose.
5.38:
Is 'onan' short for onanism?
Dear God,
I may be an opponent of faith schools but please grant anon at 5.38 some biblical knowledge.
I respect that you are a passionate man who really thinks that he's doing his best to expose the evils of goverment. But face reality, your no George Orwell. I say this not because of your bad performance on newsnight (yes Mr white looked like a fool too, but lets not beat around the bush, you certainly came off worse)
I am well informed about politics, im no fan of the bbc or other news providers but im intellegent enough to make my own mind up about the vested interests of politicians and journos alike. You failed to mention that you have your own interests. After all you've got t-shirts to sell, people to keep entertained and your own ego to satisfy. Im not saying in anyway that you are worse than any journo out there. Sadly you are just the same. Of course this will attract much anger from some who will write in and tell me that i know nothing and that you really are a great man who's telling it like it is. In 20 years time, nobody will remember you. As i said your no George Orwell.
Milliband: Nanoo nanoo earthling, I am millibrain of the Blair collective here to requistion your boat
Boy: Not you again
Milliband: Indeed, I am now crapping in my pants to conserve my carbon footprint, I'm doing it right now
Boy: You're weird
Milliband: Yes I like you too, please touch me
nicked from epolitix_
A Commons committee has slammed Defra's "catastrophic" implementation of a new system for paying farmers and has suggested that top officials should be sacked.
oookayyy, the buck stops at millibland.
Necrophiliac, Marxist nutter caught in Highgate Cemetery.
Is the kid one of those from that car ad?
".......over tired" Just thought I'd ask.
'I'm A C**t,Get Me Outta Here!'
Millibrat: At last someone at my level I can discuss politics
Fat brat: I don't trust him, I'm keeping my hands here
It is a very odd article indeed. It would seem to be an attempt to claim some ideological ground without giving any substance whatsoever. And ideology is itself an oddity from Bliar's discredited crew. Surely it must be judged as an extended form of sound-byte politics. I can't discern any Marxist element in it, as some seem to imagine, but I agree with Big G that it's ominous while attempting to appear popularist. Is 'iCan' a Nouveau Laboure form of iPod? For that matter, is Miliband related to the Taliband?
"Im not saying in anyway that you are worse than any journo out there. Sadly you are just the same."
There is a world of difference between Guido and the rest of the journo. Guido is opposed to this government and therefore has an incentive to expose its lies and corruption, whilst the other journos are in the governments pocket and do everything they can to distract attention from the government's failings.
By the way, Guido, I notice that your arch-nemesis Michael White was making a tit of himself in the Guardian yesterday by writing about Scottish politics - a subject he clearly knows nothing about.
Bloody teenagers! They know it all at that age. It's only when they grow up that they realise that no one knows it all
Personally, I can't stand cheeky kids!
BTW, is Milliband Latin for 1000 bandits?
@agent provocateur
It most definjitely is a Marxit/Leninist ideology. Firstly, Milibland dismisses the concept of the individual. But then look at this line:-
An "I can" society asks new things of citizens, and demands that they acquire new skills.
But what does he mean by "society"? Society cannot demand anything of anybody - unless it is embodied by the state. So it is the state that will demand things of people (as opposed to the democratic principle by which the people demand things of the state).
This is not an "I can" society he is describing at all. Those are words he has used to dress it up as something more palatable. The words should read "The state will force me to do". Now read the whole article with the words "I can" replaced by the words "The state will force me to do". You will see at once that there is substance, and that it is a Marxist/Leninist collectivist state he is describing dressed up as some kind of local commune. The only element his has ditched has been the concept of centralised control.
This man is not bland after all. He really is dangerous.
In the absence of a Friday Caption Contest 'cos GF getting rat arsed at some wedding....
Little kid " You Nu Labour lot really are the pits aren't you?"
Ryan 2 ... I don't like it either, but to claim it as Marxist is an absurd exaggeration. Most certainly the individual/citizen has the right to demand things of the state in a secular democracy, but that same individual/citizen also has responsibilities. It's not a one way street. If the citizens of this country don't acquire marketable skills, we will fail to compete on international markets to the detriment of us all. By your logic JFK must have been a raving red when he said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." Have you ever actually read Marx or Lenin? It's not Marxist, but it is authoritarian. The two are not synonymous. It does smack of the nanny state.
Milliband to flat-capped kid: OK, Houdini, if you can't get out of those cuffs in 30 seconds I'm going to bury you in the sand -- look, I've already set up the crime-scene tape. Mwah ha ha ha!
Climate change?
Your wish is my command!
My faith in the divine power of New Labour Political Philosphy combined with my own Surestart Sea-Defence Initiative (which, though I say it myself, is the envy of the green world) makes me fully confident that I can turn back the ever encroaching tide of global warming.
Have you ever met anyone who likes David Milliband? Me neither.
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