Brown : "I Am A Changed Man"
The amazing spin now being pushed in all media outlets is that he doesn't bear grudges and he cuts taxes as well. He is a completely changed man, we are being spun, in time for the coming of the feared dark days of his premiership.
So out goes the dour Scottish Presbyterian, mincing, psychologically flawed, vindictive sulking socialist loser. In comes the smiley, touchy-feely, Kylie loving, British, loving father-of-two and premier. Yeah, right.
So out goes the dour Scottish Presbyterian, mincing, psychologically flawed, vindictive sulking socialist loser. In comes the smiley, touchy-feely, Kylie loving, British, loving father-of-two and premier. Yeah, right.
40 comments:
Drugs.
Sky news are helping him out as well. The vote on his budget (tax cut or con)can be operated multiple times by one operator.
I have just done it.
guess what the pole is positive in Browns favour!!
Cant be bothered to sit here all day and influence the poll though.
Don't be so cynical Guido - it's all true. I've seen an ONS survey that proves it...
Yeah, even my customers reckon it's a pile of bollox!
Tax cuts - my arse!
Mr Fawkes as you yourself have a history of admitted bisexuality ( you told me yourself) isnt your stance on gay gordon a little bit hypocritical?
Be careful Guido, El-Presidente-to-be has your name, and contrary to your blog does bear grudges....
we are just reviewing the last 10 years tax returns...have got a receipt for that expense? And that one? And that one? And....so on and so on
And so begins the cult of personality. Expect to see the smiling one beaming benevolently down upon us from billboards across the country; exerting us to work harder, because paying tax is a privilege.
Are you against abortion as well?
I'm pro abortion. Just a shame so many women choose not to abort those babies that grow up to work for the Labour Party.
a citizen said...
And so begins the cult of personality.
You spelled 'cult' wrongly in regards to Gordon Brown methinks.
TheHitch - is that true? Guido likes it up the shitpipe?
You sick bastard, Guido. Did you say to your blokes, "have a full refund and don't come back" when you shot your mess over their arsecrack?
Still, it explains why the likes of Julian come here.
Dunfyboy, chill out mate, this is just a blog.
A make-over might fool the extremely gullible - until he opens his mouth.
Then will come the realisation that the same old shite is spouting the same old shite - without pauses, without punctuation, without answering the question, endlessly droning on, and on, and on, reiterating this, repeating that, again, and again and again until one feels compelled to smash his skull in with two feet of lead pipe.
Basically he's a twat. Always was, always will be. And nothing can disguise that fundamental truth.
Dunfyboy, you're projecting. What you said says more about you than anyone else.
Is "Bogie-eater Brown" in the Before or After category?
It comes to something when even the most loyal Blairites are too cowed by this emotionally spasticated celtic Oliver Cromwell to brief against him.
Surely Reid, the religious nutter/baby factory with a boys voice, & my hubbies so clever with money 'n stuff I let him do all the mortage arrangements, don't think they'll be in a senior cabinet post come summertime?
Obviously the vile pile of pox Mandelson has carefully parked his deep hostility to gordon because his pampered life bumming around Brussels is just too luxuriant to give up, but the rest of 'em?
Mandelson was just on WATO saying Brown couldn't sack him even if he wanted to. And he doesn't want to be re-appointed so there. Also, Mandelson said unfortunately he's been in Asia for the past few days and hadn't heard about the Stalin jibes so couldn't comment. No phones, newspapers, radio's or t.v.'s in Asia then?
Brown's makeover is a desperate and sick joke.
He's still the same old twisted, anal retentive, English-hating, paranoid, closet homo he always was.
New teeth, a fag hag wife, manufactured family and fake smile won't change that.
I enjoy this blog as much as the next man, but is some of this venemous bile aimed not just at Brown but his family as well entirely necessary/amusing/a good idea?
Gay Gordon, will be brought down by his past homosexual experimentation.
Michael Meachers assistant (The one who caught him in a comprimising situaton) has lined up a newspaper deal.
edward, hypocrisy and blatant dishonesty needs to be exposed particularly when it involves the future Prime Minister of this country.
When will someone put him out of his misery before he inflicts more on us?
Got the pictures the wrong way round Guido.
Before the 2008 election, after the 2008 election.
:-D
Good propaganda, but he's still a cnut.
If Brown does take over from Blair then the next election will see the scabby, snot-eating crook swept into oblivion where he belongs.
No wonder the Tories want him to be next Labour leader, with him facing them they've got victory in the bag and we won't see Labour back in power for another twenty years or more.
Oi its bloomin' true: Brown is a bogey eater! Thank god he has no self awareness or self possession; perhaps when he's our undemocratically shoed-in PM he can pick his nose while he stands next to the great and the good. He may even offer his bogeys to them! That's more than the creator of the 'flat owning democracy' has offered us in a wasted decade.
Edward:
You'll be complaining about the "tone" of this blog next.
What a joke. At least Cameron's public persona - relaxed, good humoured, at ease with himself - is broadly in line with his private character. Brown, by contrast, is an utter freak whose reaction to any setback or disagreement is, by turns, sulky, petulant and volcanic. His attempts to hide his malignancy behind a privatised smile are so phony they make Blair seem sincere.
I wonder if there's any chance that the Labour Party will wake up in time to avoid the coming car crash. Better to lose small with, say, Straw than a car crash with Stalin.
It's getting worse as the day wears on for Gordo on the BBC poll.
Was the Budget good for you?
Yes
18.66%
No
61.08%
Unsure
20.26%
33830 Votes Cast
He's a changed man since smoking skunk....a mellow psychotic
Sambo - I don't mean the post. That and what Guido does are great. I was rather thinking of some of the comments. I know a four year old who can call Brown a "bogey-eater"...
I read nonsense on here as well as on politicalbetting.com which says if so-and-so happens, X party will be out of office for 'a generation' or for 20 years.
What bollocks. Its only recently that the same party has had 3/4 successive election victories on the trot. And one run was under the most effective PM since Attlee, and the current run is under one of the canniest politicians of all time.
If DC has a working majority after the next election, I'd sell tory seats for the one after on the day after election night.
Changed? As in no longer prudent, cautious...
"I read nonsense on here as well as on politicalbetting.com which says if so-and-so happens, X party will be out of office for 'a generation' or for 20 years.
What bollocks."
Not at all. The Tories were in power for 17 years not because John Major was such a staggeringly good replacement for Maggie Thatcher but because the Labour Party spent the whole of that 17 years licking its own bollocks.
What is the betting that Labour will eat itself after losing the next election? Question is, will they ever be able to bite the bullet and try the NuLabour project again? Stealing the centre ground may be beyond them second time around. If the LibDems weren't such a bunch of mental spastics they would realise that this would be their best chance of pinching the centre-left from Labour and becoming the main opposition party. But they always have some deluded leader that really thinks he will get his hands on the balance of power in a hung Parliament. Sad losers.
"He is a completely changed man"
He used to be a lunatic, paranoid, repressed homosexual meglomaniac. but now he's much better.
Honest.
WTF do you mean you don't trust him?
I've studied the 'before and after' picture and I'm sure it must have been faked...
coz I thought the m-factor usually worked the other way round
The amazing spin now being pushed in all media outlets is that he doesn't bear grudges
Guess he won't be a Knight of the Thistle then, their motto is Nemo me impune lacessit ("No one provokes me with impunity").
Jesus Christ I crack a joke and the queerhawks take it seriously.
What does "projecting" mean, in that comment's context?
Is that a fag word for meaning I want to be a homo? I'll tell the wife ;-)
The Lib/Dem vote has only really increased, because they now contest far more constituencies. If they got the same vote as Labour say 28% each. They would still only have about 80 seats, 40 to 60 less then Labour. In the 1940s they had 6.5% and still got 6 seats. If they got now, less then 14%, they would end up with no seats at all.
For the Lib/dems to get an overall magority they need at least 55% of the tottal vote. Which has never been achieved in British political history. Even this is only possible if the Labour and Tory parties get less then 38% between them.
Thats approximately how things stack up for the Lib/Dem party. Becoming even the official opposition is impossible without at least a +10% gap over Labour
The Lib/Dem party is for people that cant or dont want to EVER take responsibility.
The Labour Party is for people that believe everything is, and should be, somebody elses responsibility.
The Conservative Party is for people whos experience and common sense tell them that in order to maintain individual prosperity and freedom they must take personal responsibility.
He's still mincing a wee bit here:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/brownsDM_468x727.jpg
So what if he has cuddled a few guys. The only people who are going to be upset about that are are a few bigoted Tories. If anything it will be a vote winner with young people.
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