Bogey Man Update
Over 70,000 people have so far watched Gordon's two minute bogeytastic excavation via YouTube, making it by far the most watched political video outside the US. Guido put the video together in a bit of a hurry and looped the Twilight Zone theme tune on repeat.According to a source the "dee doo dee doo" tune echoed around the new Millbank Tory open plan HQ all day as the boys and girls watched it on their screens mesmerised. Back to work chaps before Hilton finds out...
You can still watch it over on GuyNews.TV
55 comments:
I think you spell it "twilight" Guido...Just thought I would be clever thats all.
Doh! Korrekted.
It appears Gordon has something in common with George Bush...
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushnosepick.htm
Guido, that Twilight Zone music was f**king annoying!!
Must be on loop about 5 times in the video.
Couldn't get it out of my head for days..
Dr R, the Bush excavation was carried out away from any obviuous cameras in a baseball stadium, but if he repeated the exercise whilst standing on the lawn of the White House from POTUS podium alongside a speechmaking Condie I would say there was moral equivalence.
Anyway, if the average working from home Joe's webcam had a bogey drilling detector there'd be a deafening Specter-like wall of sound all over the place I suspect.
you must be kicking yourself Guido not to have added a donate paypal, could have been a few cases of Chateau Le Pin in the garage by now on that vid alone.
IF
A television programme was made by a Left-wing writer, say, Jonathan Freedland, about Gordon Brown which was highly critical of his past, his political opportunism, his lack of ideals, would Guido write a post about it?
LAST NIGHT
A television programme was made by a Right-wing writer, Peter Hitchens, about David Cameron which was highly critical of his past, his political opportunism, his lack of ideals and Guido did not write a post about it.
What's the Fox adage again? Fair & Balanced.
When has Guido EVER pretended to be fair and balanced? Thank God he's not!
Bow and Agree welcome back. A few of us were wondering where you were during these last few difficult days of Bogeygate. I thought Cameron came out of it rather well. He has learned a trick or two from Blair/Mandelson/Brown. The big loser was Michael Gove a real tosser. Wishy washy, weak and clueless. Our Dave's going to put you and your Clunking Fist boss out of work. Make sure you get as many contacts from NuLab as you can. I for one are sick and tired of my taxes supporting all the NuLab hangers on. Perhaps its time you returned to Belguim, oily one.
Don't be so 'sniffy' bow and agree.
Gordon was not, I repeat NOT picking his nose, he was unblocking an occluded aperture. He made the Bank of England independent you know! and he has children, and he's met Kylie....
zzzzzzzz
Bow and agree - if you don't like it, just ask Guido for a refund. And then fuck off 'cos when the revolution comes you'll be up against a wall.
This is the problem with bogey men, they are only an apparition. It is not what it appears to be. To believe in this type of person will prove extremely sticky in the future as things warm up.
Guido,
Massively OT, but related to your greatest triumph.
That second email system you helped unearth in Downing Street.
Bush was doing the same thing!
Thursday, March 22, 2007
GwB43: The White House, vote theft, and the email trail
GWB43 is the name of an internet server owned by the Republican National Committee.
Oddly enough, communications revealed in the course of the Great U.S. Attorney Purge document dump reveal that key figures within the administration used such email addresses as SJennings@gwb43.com.
Whole story at cannonfire
http://tinyurl.com/2orrnt
John
welcome back bhownaggree we have all missed your NuLab turn on things, I watched the real mr Hitch last night ,enjoyed it esp when he had a chat with Frank Field in Rock Ferry , I thought both were on the outside looking in ,still nice people.
"LAST NIGHT
A television programme was made by a Right-wing writer, Peter Hitchens, about David Cameron which was highly critical of his past, his political opportunism, his lack of ideals and Guido did not write a post about it."
Ah, but you forget. We have the REAL Peter Hitchens on this blog on a daily basis! To give him additional free publicity would be simply unfair to Bhown, aggree???
Word verification: Irritatinnulabtitwank
I spy a troll in a sad rearguard action !
Aggree, when the man on the clapham omnibis, vis 'quitundercaution', indicates a strong desire to see you and your newlab chums up against the wall, offered a choice of last cigy or blindfold, it means the game's up.
People aren't interested in 'fairness' anymore, just seeing lots of nulab blood on the carpet.
I hear we'll be seeing a lot more of the BogeyGate clip and even posters of the nose picking/eating sequence in the run up to the General Election.
How many women (or men) are going to vote for a party with such a revolting specimen as it's leader (assuming he becomes leader that is)
I predict 20 years or more in the wilderness for Labour
I look forward to Brown espousing more Green policies. Once he's gone properly green he'll be a lookalike for Fungus the Bogeyman. Sarah can be Mildew, who always kept a lovely filthy house for Fungus and the little Bogeys.
Gordon Brown is:
"THE SNOTMEISTER"
at a cinema near you, NOW!
Blimey! I'm going to up against the wall. This Mr. Cameron chap is a lot more sinister than the jowly Etonian sub-Waugh satire that I thought he was.
Of course, I'm not going to get shot, I am going to be grinning a new Labour faux rictus grin as my side returns on a majority, of, err, less than forty?
Guido - going to answer my accusation, or busy playing footsie with your new boyfriend Bryan "Village" Applecart? (NB. not a homophobic remark - I would have no problems if Guido did actually play footsie with Bryan. In fact I'd defend him against any of the homophobia he'd encounter on this v. board being a good Leftie).
gimpchimp optik just delivered the most cringing of speeches. I have no doubt that wankers like him will not be remembered by history.
It must be a historic day when Paisley gets a warm reception in HOC
UUggghhhhh !!!!!!!
YYYyyyeeeeuuuccccchhhhh !!!!!
What is this awful 'nu-look' website you have got !!!!!
Please, in the name of all that's holy, change it back to the 'old style' before we spuke up !
Reeevolting !! Grrrroossss !!!
guido - are you responsible for that awful, illegible, blue-on-blue writing next to your blog posts ?
Atrocious !! Un-readable !! Annoying !!
And you have swopped your picture from the right to the left - is there anything you want to share with us ?
I'm off to Iain Dale...I may be gone some time...
I think it only right that I comment on the performance of one of my biggest fans, my protégé' "The Real Peter Hitchens"
As usual it was to the point, well researched and presented in an authoritative manner with an underlying sense of mischievous humour.
Most definitely not the kind of man who would pick his nose in public.
The Kensington & Chelsea Conservative association should hang their heads in shame for not selecting him to stand, we would have been in with a chance of a decent prime minister and a real conservative government , you can forget both with slap head Dave at the helm
You should do a satisfaction survey Fawkes. "Didn't get any snot but my degree kept me satisfied" as Kanye West might put it. Brilliant btw and on heavy rotation with London Calling at LOL Manor.
Gordon really is a clueless convulsive embarrasment isn't he ; a fidgeting , preposterous lump.
Bhownaggree, how are you going to tell your children that you have spent your life in the service of thieves and murderers? Eh?
Gordon Brown picks his nose over and over again, eats snot, and then wipes his fingers on his tie. All on live BBC while Blair stands above him performing at PMQ's.
That's why people all over the Wirral and elsewhere are now ridiculing Brown and referring to him as the BogeyMan, the snot-goblin, the snot-eater etc That's why this is now being referred to as BogeyGate. But people do not just see this as something funny, they also regard it as revolting behaviour.
It's not infantile and it's not silly. This is realpolitik. This sordid episode will be all over the place come the election campaign.
People won't vote for a party led by someone who indulges in such disgusting behaviour in public.
Drop Brown, elect Miliband.
End of story.
Gordon Brown is a graceless lummox. Entertaining though, to watch Labour and his media friends' fruitless and doomed endeavour to gild this particularly unpleaseant turd
Hi Miliband for leader.Or should I say Frank Field's office.........
Mandelsson was dropping strong hints about Miliband, suggesting that labour go for a younger leader.
I forwarded the bogeyman video to my chums in Canada and America, I'm sure they'll love it.
I'm enjoying the new graphics by the way Mr. Fawkes.
Obviously not to be confused with the 'member for the (sic) family',
I read on Conservativehome.com that Zac Goldsmith is to be put up to show the world a Tory 'Green member'.
No worries then. Of course these days chlamydia, gonnorhea etc are treatable. . .
I hope Cameron comes out with a gag about it at the next PMQs. Something like: "I've heard Gordon Brown is going on strike. He always likes to picket!"
I emailed the link to everyone i know
if we all do this bruun will be finished.slightly off topic but child poverty(budget priority)went up by 100000 oh dear gordo policy not working. you are having a bad week.
Grocer Heath and Grosser Brown
http://tyburnjig.blogspot.com/
Re-design is partly unreadable.
Cameron, Gove et al are unprincipled freaks who shouldn't be allowed within 100 miles of power. That's not the only parallel between them and NuLabour: Gove's a bum-bandit just like Brown and just like Brown he married and had kids to become a 'family man'.
For what it's worth I've just posted a comment on webcameron asking him to bring it up at next PMQs. Watch that space.
Guido, since you mention Steve Hilton in your most recent post, you might find the following article from the online version of The Sunday Business Post to be of interest:-
"TORY MAN’S FIANNA FAIL PAST
25 March 2007
Steve Hilton has the dubious distinction of being seen as the Conservative Party’s answer to Peter Mandelson.
The highest-paid party adviser in Britain - at £400,000 a year, he earns more than twice as much as his boss - he’s credited with such radical and daring policy initiatives as getting David Cameron to hug a hoodie, pose on top of a Norwegian glacier and part his hair to the left.
Hilton is also, reportedly, the one man who can say to his face: ‘‘Shut up Dave, you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
However, as Charlie Bird reminds us in RTE’s new publication, The Election Book (O’Brien Press), Hilton hasn’t always had it so easy. Back in 1992, he was hired by Fianna Fail to help its members brush up on their presentation skills in that year’s general election campaign.
At the time, Hilton was a high-flying executive with Saatchi & Saatchi, the advertising firm that had done wonders for Margaret Thatcher in the 1980s.
Sadly, Albert Reynolds proved to be too difficult a product for even Saatchi & Saatchi to sell and Fianna Fail duly romped home to defeat. The low point came during a rally in west Cork when a group of angry farmers wanted to discuss the finer points of EU milk quotas and were pointed in Hilton’s direction by some mischievous Fianna Fail staffers.
Hilton, who had never even been to Ireland before, was, to put it gently, unable to give satisfaction. Still, at least, it must have been good training for Downing Street."
"The low point came during a rally in west Cork when a group of angry farmers "
An English Tory meeting angry farmers in WEST CORK??? sweet jesus. he's lucky he wasnt taken out to a bog and shot.
but indeed - thoroughly excellent training for him.
michael crick is doing a demolition job on the "child poverty" story on newsnight right now.
Have just seen the terrifying news that Gordon Bogey will be doing a programme on C5 with 10yr olds on Friday to celebrate the Channel's 10th birthday.
Perhaps they can teach him how to use a hankie.
Bless.
Tory lead cut from 11% to 4% in a poll in the Independent.
Seems the budget triumphed over the bogie.
Bye-bye tory boys.
Anon. 23:59
Poll was done by a Communique Research so
keep dreaming lefties.
No excuses - The same poll had the tories 11% ahead last month.
You're dooooomed!!
Hits will go over the million once the bogeyman gets the job and the world wakes up to the twat. Another excellent resource just biding its time.
Mong @ 00:22
I think you'll find Mike Smithson over on PBC a little more informed:
Communicate Research, it should be said, has built up a reputation for turbulence and unlike all the other pollsters has found Labour leads twice in the past five months. Its final poll before the last general election predicted an 8% Labour margin against the 3% that actually happened. All the other pollsters were closer including the firm which the Indy then used - NOP which got it spot on.
In other words they are largely discredited.
If Gordie is not "sexy" enough to win an election how about the hulk two down on his right? Go for it John!!
That reminds me of a joke ...
"What did Gordon give to the winner of the political joke competition?"
"15 years".
bhownaggree I've been really worried about you,where have you been? I've always told you never to go out without clean underwear and a hanky. You've changed and its ever since you started going round with that Gordon. I warned you about him,why don't you ever listen? He's so scruffy, he's overweight and he looks as if he never washes, and these days you're not a lot better. And to think his father was some sort of Pope! Now come back home at once!
bhownaggree, 1.55pm - just in case you haven't noticed, this is in fact Guido's blog, so he is not bounden to write about anything he doesn't want to. Nor does he have to be unbiased, you twat.
Well as long as his readers recognise he's a nice wry
humorous front for Toryism.
bhownaggree my good man you are always lagging. You joined the blog late and don't seem to understand its characteristics. I think your time in Belguim hass dulled your sensibilities. Your little homily is patronising and irrelevant like most of your mantra type comments. Nevertheless you have friends on this blog who score you highly for perservering with your inane views.
I noticed Brown The Bogey-Man was missing at PMQs today. Perhaps he couldn't face all the hankie waving and ridicule?
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