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Not a photoshop job, genuine campaign beermat from Blears. Wonder where they were when thought up that idea?
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Not a photoshop job, genuine campaign beermat from Blears. Wonder where they were when thought up that idea?
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I guess they figured out the only way people would vote for her is if they're convinced whilst drunk.
She could launch her own beer... I bet it would taste like piss.
I spose she would look better through the bottom of a glass.If anyone can spin a room its the chipmonk.
Morning Guido,
Do you really mean 'rom' Blears? They do make great coasters!
I used to aspire to be the beermat flipping champion, New Inn, Winchelsea, 1969. Forgot how many I did, but it went dark for a few seconds!
I think I'd just leave this one upside down; it hurts the beer you know!
Whenever I hear that woman's name, I hear the phrase "Nasal Hairs", because that's what my missus calls her.
Can anyone who has seen her close up confirm if her nostrils are particularly hirsute?
It is an issue that concerns me deeply.
Delusion ? At her site the strap-line is "We must build on our successes and make politics matter"
Shouldn't take long then ....
ALan Douglas
Very appropriate given their history of organising piss ups in a brewery.
Hazel's website includes a blog, but unforrtunately it has no entries. I don't think she's quite got the hang of it yet. Is there not a team of civil servants who can write it for her?
On another planet where they have been for some time.....
Your typo made me think Guido.
Rom Blears. Will she, before long, be someone who we'll only read about as a memory?
The Blears' campaign gift shop has been creating a lot of merriment on the BBC's points of view forum after yet another gabbling, grinning, gibberish performance from the chipmunk on QT.
I wonder what the sales figures are?
Typo fixed.
Guido, perhaps the biggest scandal of the decade has been revealed in the Times today. That is: why did Gordon Brown deliberately set out to destroy the British pensions system against the warnings of Treasury officials?
Was it to grab £5billion a year in tax, partly, no doubt, but was there a more sinister reason for it?
Did Brown deliberately intend to impoverish millions of British people after retirement so that they would have to depend on him and go cap in hand for means tested benefits?
It's no wonder he's referred to as Stalin. Is such a creature fit to e Prime Minister? I thinkk we should all be very worried.
The Times March 31st
Pension timebomb – Brown defied advicelen Nugent
Gordon Brown defied repeated warnings from his own officials about the potentially devastating impact of his £5 billion-a-year raid on pension funds and went ahead with it regardless, The Times can reveal.
Pensions campaigners described the revelations — the result of a two year battle by The Times — as an absolute disgrace, and said that it showed the Chancellor “knowingly set about destroying” Britain’s pensions system.....cont
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/money/pensions/article1593939.ece
Isn't that whining for labour.
02.47 post....must have beena good wedding! Your devotion to duty, by being up so early, is comendable
What that says is: this candidate looks good through beer goggles ! (And maybe taller too.)
"Hazel Beers: Downed all over Westminster, just like her chances of being Deputy Prime Minister"
You forgot to include the link to where the logo actually comes from. Note that this video comes with a warning not to allow young children or those of as tender disposition to watch - repeated nausea attacks can be damaging to your health.
Hey Guido, it is a drip-mat, so it seems appropriate to me.
A bit late and off-topic, I know, but I've only just caught up on the Newsnight item.
You were stitched up by a pair of supercilious prats who both drink at the same public-sector funded trough. There was never any way that they would give you a fair hearing.
I trust that we will can look forward to further coverage of Mssrs White and Paxman in the near future...
Chin up - revenge is a dish best eaten cold.
Were any Chipmunks hurt in the making of this beer?
It gives a new twist to the phrase 'bleary-eyed' after a previous good night on the p**s.
actuary, browns' pension raid is no worse than what milimong and his predecesors have tried to do to agriculture and rural dwellers.
Classic stalanist / nulab tactics, try and destroy those you perceive to be enemies.
I see the bogeyman is in deep do-do because he received advice that his raid on pensions would cause hardship for those on low-incomes, but went ahead with it anyway.
Report on BBC website
Presume this is the belated caption competition.
So here goes:
We started by extending the licenscing hours to 24 hours a day so
we're all bleary-eyed now.
Like the old Labour party advert printed on toilet paper;
"Go with Labour"
Was it inspired by Patricia Hewitt?
Wot, no more comments on the Brown pension grab scandal?
Brown is fucked over this but you would prefer to go on about feckin beermats.
Oh well back to Iain's.
of course Gordon ignored Treasury officials re pensions. From 1.5.97 a key New Labour line has been "I don't want to hear about problems, I want solutions". Any senior official who wasn't "solutions focused" i.e. warned ministers of the potential downside of whatever they wanted to do was labelled "resistant to change" and thrust into outer darkness (i.e. usually paid off at taxpayers' expense) to be replaced by a party member on a fat consultancy contract who was happy to keep paying lip-service to any idiocy while trousering the cash.
Dark Avenger - served cold, shurely?
Hazel Beers, presumably what her other half quaffs, when he's feeling a little Bleary.
Brown still in denial about crippling,'the most successful pensions industry in the world.'How can you respect somebody who continually denies the bleedin' obvious? Do not,if you can help it,grow old in Brown's Britain;that will be his true legacy.(Sorry, beermats don't do it for me.)
considering that the poisonous dwarf is one of those women who are of the deal height at which to balance a pint on their heads I think that the beer mat is an inspired idea.
The politicised Treasury can spin all they like. Brown (IQ 180) is a fucking idiot from the closeted world of political anoraks. All theory and no fucking common sense. Gutless gormless staff (Balls you supertwat) are all accessories to this destruction of the pensions/savings industry. This stupid bastard malicious attack on savings seemed so idealistic on paper but the twat just does not see the end result of his of so clever tax raising schemes. May he and his family rot in the poorhouse. What have you to say Bow and Scrape?
tuscan tony 2.11 pm
Sorry - you're right, but you live closer to Sicily than me!
My excuse for using the word "eaten" is that I've been watching that video of Gordon Brown too much and...
...excuse me for a minute, I think I'm going to be....
"Wonder where they were when thought up that idea?"
Same place they were when they decided she'd make a good deputy leader.
Yes, where's that cunt Bhownaggree, can't wait to hear what bollocks he has to spout about Gordon's newest predicament.
I wouldnt say to gordon "mind that dog shit"cos he would tax it.
My better half suggests that Hazel Beers would be quite an apt name for the Salford Stalinette's own brew:
CAMRA notes - A rather short, pale ale known for its high levels of toxicity (may contain botulinum toxins - check before tasting) with an insincere body to it and leaves a nasty after-taste upon consumption which can make further draughts very hard to swallow. Unusual for this area this brew comes with a vivid red head, which may change colour according to the favour of the master-brewer.
Personally I still prefer Hitch's view - she's of the right height to be the perfect bar table.
Don't call it half-witted. Half-witted would be an improvement. Among NuLab's many other achievements -- destroying Iraq, out-sleazing the Tories, putting the SNP on the road to power -- they've utterly discredited the idea that more wimmin in politics is a Good Thing.
Is this chipmunk campaign anything to do with the fuzzy ginger image you get when tipping up and viewing from the bottom?
Julian, I went to see that dwarfs youtube vid as per your comment.
I survived 1 minute and 30 seconds before my brain went numb...all this without alcohol.
But I hate you for the link now.
Blair is planning to drop Brown in the shit this week over the pensions mess. He's been waiting for this opportunity.
Weazel Blearghs video...
Hazel Beers: 100% reality free
Gordon Brown stole my pension
It's Gordon's Black Wednesday...just three days later.
where are all those golden oldie happy pensioners now?
Mitch 5.15.pm - how would Gordon tax dog-shit? My mind frankly reels. Perhaps inspiration would come if I picked my nose.
other half 6:37 'Blair is planning to drop Brown in the shit this week over the pensions mess.'
Hasn't happened yet - and to be honest I bet it won't now - but I shall watch out with interest. Someone's got to shaft the thieving bastard.
Piss up, in a brewery, spring to mind.
They should have put the advertising stuff for the Chipmonk on a nice soft roll of toilet tissue !
Oh, how delightful, I see I have been missed! I await the flowers in my dressing room - red roses please (of course).
As for the £5bn, the tax relief was abolished to pay for the increase in pensioners' tax credits. The tax relief which benefitted those with the largest pension pots absolutely disproportiately happened to coincide with the a larger stock market devaluation than 1987, and the largest since the Wall Street Crash. It was the "Dot Com" boom - not a tiny £5bn redistribution that caused the current difficulties.
What is not in doubt is that the Turner Report will fundamentally reshape British pensions for the benefit of almost everyone.
As for Blears, she is starting to get quite strong support amongst a lot of "Blairite" Ministers, who may have concerns over Brown, but would never back a Blairite candidate against Brown because of the neccesity of party unity (the public don't like disunity - hence the Tory emphasis on Milibrains). If a big union declares behind her I'd place a wager...
Her face should be in the centre so the beer glass sits on it
New bumper sticker:
If it's Brown, flush it
recent bumper sticker
If it's brown, flush it
mine's a bitter (from the wood)
What is it about you boys and bottom stuff ? I am a very serious not Bum Blogger ! just returned home from a C of England Christening The vicar was such a Prat that I`v had to take a little of T`holy water meself Aye its good stuff!
Anyone noticed tat her website is hosted by some B&B in the Scottish Highlands. Go to that site and it appears that it is the brother of a bog time Labour lobbyist!
She may beer, but she's definitely a half-pint.
Just one Blears
would require many Beers:
NAUSEA.
Why does this awful woman make me feel like I want to vomit?
Blears is what you feel like when you've had too many Blairs.
The beermats have been produced to accompany a bottle-conditioned porter carrying the label Hazel Beers - brewed by an award-winning brewery based in Salford. It would be pretty pointless just producing beermats wouldn't it?
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