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Friday, January 26, 2007

Gordon and the Explosive Power of Bloggers

Speaking in Davos this morning, Gordon Brown, sitting next to Rupert Murdoch, said:

"A few years ago the debate was about whether the media controlled politicians or whether politicians controlled the media. Now it is about how we are all responding to the explosive power of citizens, consumers and bloggers."
The Smith Institute dossier requested by the Charity Commissioners is being delivered on Monday.

Growling Chris Grayling MP has also written to the Chancellor requesting answers to some pertinent questions:
  • Will you publish a full list of all events held at Number 11 Downing Street by the Smith Institute?
  • Have any costs for Smith Institute events held at Number 11 been subsidised by you or the Treasury in any way? If so, what has been the total cost to the taxpayer of hosting these events?
  • What are the criteria by which applications to hold events at Number 11 are judged?
  • What is the number of applications you have received to hold events at Number 11; the number accepted and the number declined?
  • Will you list those charities that have been refused permission to hold events at Number 11?
  • Have any other Treasury facilities been provided for the purpose of hosting Smith Institute events?
  • On how many occasions have you personally attended Smith Institute events?
  • Has the Smith Institute ever provided you with any personal benefits? If so, have you declared such benefits (a) to the Register of Members Interest and (b) to the Electoral Commission
  • Have you ever solicited donations for the Smith Institute?
  • Can you provide assurances that there is no conflict of interest between anyone who has donated to the Smith Institute and your actions as Chancellor of the Exchequer?
Come Monday morning the Charity Commissioners will, Guido strongly suspects, be adding some of their own questions about his "non-political, independent charity". Guido loves the smell of gunpowder in the morning...

77 comments:

Tuscan Tony said...

..a whole heap of questions that will do little to calm his Delhi Belly over the weekend I suspect.

gordy don't surf said...

this is great, well done Guido you twisted firestarter!

anon and on and on said...

Faced with that lot, our man will probably stay in Davos for another week (until an urgent fact-finding mission to Ulan Batur can be arranged).

Anonymous said...

That photo of Brown on the Times website, who is the woman he is talking to?

mitch said...

Cyclops travel agent will be busy again, which sofa will he hide behind this time.

Anonymous said...

with apologies to Lonnie Donnegan

It takes a worried , to sing a worried song

it takes a worried , to sing a worried song

it takes a worried , to sing a worried song


he's worried now, but he won't be worried long.....

Blair and Yates, Brown and Sith shit, isn't life wonderful!

Anonymous said...

He's dour, he's bitter, he takes it up the shitter!
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown!

"Guido loves the smell of gunpowder in the morning..."

Clear glorification of terrorism. Gay Gordie was never one for free speech and if he gets in, watch out, blogging "community".

Anonymous said...

The politicians have friends and supporters who control the media - ie journalists.

DAPPER DAN said...

Who is the alien between Brown and Balls?

He is the ugliest thing I have ever seen.

Peter Hitchens said...

Im not celebrating ,
all this is going to lead to is the following....
Son of the spawn of Satan Hillary Benn prime minister.
Or Posh photocopier salesman David Potato head PM.
What a fucking choice , up there with
"Does sir want his left bollock hit first with this mallet or the right one?

Anonymous said...

off track, just seen this.

During the Second Reading of Baroness (Sue) Miller’s Public Demonstrations (Repeals) Bill, the minister announced that instead of supporting her Bill, the Government would instead soon be announcing other locations where they intend to curtail the right to protest.

http://thejournal.parker-joseph.co.uk/blog

Anonymous said...

It's all well and good that Brown is asked these questions. Will he answer? Will he hell. The one eyed fat necked bloater will quite simply ignore this minor annoyance and put out some sort of meaningless statement.

The man is a disgrace. He lies to the electorate, he decieves Parliament when he presents a budget, and drives a horse and cart through Parliamentary procedure.

All we will hear is some drivel about standards, waffle about the new world order, a shuffle of his papers and the bastard will disappear into the sunset. Gordon Brown to me is scum of the earth.

JuliaM said...

"He's dour, he's bitter, he takes it up the shitter!
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown!"


I doff my hat to you, anonysir (if I had a hat..).

A real 'spit-tea-on-my-monitor' moment.....

Anonymous said...

Clive Goodman just got 6 months for tapping royal phones, wonder how much gordo will get for tapping Guido...

Anonymous said...

well done, in at the front end of a major revolution ,I was getting a bit worried I thought I'd seen the dark forces at play ,I wont hit you again ,dot the eye's and cross the tee's

Anonymous said...

So Gordon is in Davos sitting next to Mr Murdoch?
Could the ridiculing of Reid in the Murdoch Press in recent days just have been a quick reminder to GB of how important Murdoch's newspapers are to him, before some important negotiations at the table?

Bristol Blogger said...

So Gordon's in trouble with the world's most cowardly and toothless regulator - The Charity Commission.
Stand-by for sweet FA to happen then.

Chuck Unsworth said...

Guido, Very Good.

I still think you should have made the Commission sweat a bit. But it's clear that they're in the business of clearing themselves. Quite what form that may take will be very interesting to observe.

garypowell said...

Tough on crime, new world order, stable econemy, the truth, economic prosperity, freedom, socialism, fascism, racism, sexism, feminism, liberal democracy, being British, justice, and many many more.

What these terms mean to a fully programed socialist, and what these terms mean to a normal sane human being is simply not the same thing.

So its not so much that socialists were born with a natural inclination to tell habitual porkies. Its that their heads would simply explode if they tried to untangle their confused brain-washed minds.

Socialism requires the victim to suspend their own personal belief strucktures and replace them with a fixed dogma designed to render the affected persons mind incapable of independant thought.

The reality of what surrounds them is not the same reality of normal people. They have been conditioned to beleive they have been blessed by a great secret that only elite intellects can begin to understand. If you dont see the same alternative reality as them you are either evil, thick or much worse then these, a Daily Mail reader.

To all freedom loving libertarian socialists out there, if there is or ever was any.

What do you really think of the vile, fascist, racist, homophobic, sexist, anti-semetic, anti-democratic, anti-American bollocks that eminates from the gobbs of comrades like George Gallaway and Ken Livingstone?

fruitcake said...

garypowell
whew! I think you're on the wrong blog, try that lot on labour...they need it.

then perhaps a glass of norfolk punch for the stress.

backwoodsman said...

interesting to see most of Graylings' questions have been posed here first !

Anonymous said...

in their posturing with Gordo, I wonder if the Sith have factored in just how much the economy is going to lose because of all the war on terror laws.
a report has just been published showing how much america has lost so far - so gordo could be further in the economic shite than we think.

see http://irdial.com/blogdial/

mitch said...

didnt tony have a head to head with murdoch just before he took orofice coupled with the suns attack on reid we see the future.. pass the valium and the whiskey.

guido's sock puppet said...

Nice work Guido.

Koba said...

Well done Guido,
you are performing an utterly unselfish service on behalf of Her Majesties subjects.
I feel an nomination for a peerage coming on.

Voyager said...

Will Ruth Turner be found in woods near Oxford I wonder ? Will David Kelly ever get an inquest ?

What a strange world NuLabour has left us with as we moved out of the 20th Century

Anonymous said...

7:53 PM
flippin eck and we've only just paid of the wwii loans ,we are in hock forever , I see a flight to hotter climes for me

Anonymous said...

Dapper Dan Said
the ugliest thing I have ever seen. Not had to look at to many Labour politcians in Scotland / Holyrood, re The Biggest dole office in western Europe small children and little animals vomit at the site of ugly ugly labour god almighty you only have one half of the alexanders and Brooney to suffer

Tone made me do it - he's a bad influence said...

From the Davros web site
"The World Economic Forum is an independent international organization committed to improving the state of the world by engaging leaders in partnerships to shape global, regional and industry agendas"

You can see why both Brown and Blair are there:
not just Bollocks, but Bollocks at an international standard, AND a chance to compete for the affections of Murdoch

TORY NATIONALIST said...

Brown will not be acceptrd by the English as a crowned Prime minister-- so he better get ready for the wrath of the Bloggers or try and get a mandate from the english electorate.
He has no choice but to go for an election in May 2007.

Anonymous said...

they are killing reid on bbc24 ,is he the scape goat ,or is broon behind this ?

SECOND TORY NATIONALIST said...

yeh fuck the scottish for interfering in english affairs and grabbing our money and fuck brown as the next PM.Us bloggers will sort the pension pinching scotstwat out of power.

ANOTHER TORY NATIONALIST said...

The scottish nationalist party will get my support on the blogs to get Brown out of power.

FOURTH TORY NATIONALIST said...

The scots are only interested in our money whether it is grant handouts or Brown taxing the English TO THE BONE.

Anonymous said...

SECOND TORY NATIONALIST said...
9:08 PM
I see you feel very agreived ,swearing to up loads of space ,if you leave the sweare words out then
we will be able to understand you
and possibly agree with you

Curly said...

This could be a long winter tour for Mr. Brown.
Does Mr. Coulthard still drive fast cars? I guess our Chancellor will be taking further tours abroad to support "British" sportsmen whilst his earnest spads devise answers to the questions i.e. "The economic cost and time of researching and finding answers for the honourable gentleman far outweighs any benefit to economy or the parliamentary processes etc., etc."

Phil the Greek said...

Guido

Any words of consolation for those of your colleagues who are now in the slammer for "bugging the royals"?

Guido Fawkes Esq. said...

Don't get caught.

Anonymous said...

Shurely you misheard Senor Fawkez

One hundred years of ingratitude

Act 2 Part 1:

Gordon to Murdo:

'A few years ago the debate was whether I is more important or you is. Now ees that fucker Fawkez. E ees more importan than both of us. Let us kiiiiillll hiimm'

Ha Ha Ha Ha ha Ha

etc

End

Bored up a mountain

PS To Peter Hitchens

My word verification is uxcnk. Task for tomorrow is see if you can make it into a swearword.

God be with you

Peter said...

Maybe I am looking back on Majors Government with Tory rose tinted specs but I cant remember that they were ever this bad and corupt and they fell down with a small majority and internal fighting. This shower are just plain inept, how can they possibly hang on to power!!!

Anonymous said...

Davos yawn yawn yawn

Anyone here fancy a spot of skiing?

Hitch? Solved it yet?

Got another for you...

atuqet

Yawn

Anonymous said...

Peter said...


wasnt somebody caught sucking somebodys toes ,I suppose its better than sucking us dry

Peter said...

Politics was so much more inocent in those days....

Anonymous said...

So Blair is desperately trying to save yet another useless Home Secretary but with Murdoch and Brown against him this time it's only a matter of time before Reid is out.

garypowell said...

Peter
They think they will hang on to power the same way they got it.

Any way they possibly can.

Anything is better then what is going to happen to most of them once they cant "grease" the right people anymore.

If

GF acheived in 2007, what he failed to acheive in 1604. Could we now trust the BBC to even tell us?

btw peter

Dont worry about what may or may not be on your nose. Worry about what is right in front and the rancid smell coming from underneath it.

Which is respectively the madd mammoth in the kitchen, The BBC and the rotting corpse of truth, the rest of the MSM.

Anonymous said...

Gordon is making some bitter enemies. Does he really think he can win the next election when they start spilling the beans?

Something for Labour MP's, the unions, and the party to take into account perhaps?

peculation is futile said...

The BBC has recklessly turned itself into a haemorrhoid on New Labour's arsehole. When the head dies, it will die too. Can't wait.

Anonymous said...

Kennedy, in a speech in Scotland, said the Scots were laughing at the English, because they had their own Parliament and the English "were left navel gazing." Today, the Scottish First Minister said the Welsh were laughing at the English, because they too had their own government and higher funding, which means the increase in prescription charges only
applied to the English. The Welsh are to get their free.
See "Morgan glee at England Jealousy." (I think the word he is looking for is FURIOUS)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/6301593.stm

This beggars the question, that lf England has more MPs than the other countries put together, what the hell are they doing to earn their keep and why isn't gordon brown being questioned about his desire to use the English as Lab Rats for his Auld Enemy policies?

Anonymous said...

Peter said...
10:26 PM

I dunno I remember where's sid and somebody shouting he's behind you asset stripping another public owned company

Anonymous said...

I think the BBC are a total loss when in 1973/74 we had that so called yes yes referendum to join the Common Market yes Common Market not the EU they and the newspapers kept silent , oh yes people we remember well

judith said...

It was the erstwhile Duchess of York who was snapped having her toes sucked by her financial adviser.

This is something I have never demanded of my IFA, I believe it is what you have footmen for.

a very public sociologist said...

Another job well done, Guido. Keep on being a pain in the arse!

Peter said...

It was nothing more than David Mellor's toe job in Chelsea strip by Antonia de Sancha that excercised our minds in the good old days of John and Edwina.

pete said...

peter

"Maybe I am looking back on Majors Government with Tory rose tinted specs but I cant remember that they were ever this bad and corupt and they fell down with a small majority"

Are you ill? Cash for questions? Hamilton? Archer? The one saving grace of this lot is that at least none of the cash has ended up in their back pocket... Major's Tories could teach Blair's Labour party a thing or two about graft. And slopping out.

Benedict White said...

Guido, you are naughty,

Facny asking difficult questions?

Where will Gordon hide this time?

Anonymous said...

Pete, you are an arse hole and a sad Nulab astroturfer

Nulabour's graft and corruption is off the scale

Don't forget we are seeing SlimeBalls legacy, creating history
Lying to Parliament to take us to an illegal war for one, and being investifgated by the police for corruption for another

How the hell you can support him, his lies to your own party, the false accounting of 14 MILLION,

you deserve everything the electorate throw at you

Now be a good boy, and Piss Off

Gay Gordons said...

am I just thick, or is there any connection between the host of Gay friendly legislation and the exceptionally large number of non straight people in the top echelons of power in the Labour Party

Anonymous said...

how nice would it be to watch live from heathrow, as blair and brown step down from the aircraft on their return from Davos.....Yates of the Yard step in with a loud and firm 'your knicked lads'.

oh we can only live in hope....

Anonymous said...

Well Guido I believe there is rage in this land and you have channeled it thru your blog ,may your gunpowder always be dry , and have ago at the lottery ,2 win's you'd be set for life

Anonymous said...

bugger that, it would leave fatty prescot in charge

Anonymous said...

I see on the Telegraph website that the police are seeking a warrant to search No10...

Can this be true?

Maggie Thatcher Fan said...

Here is the story

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/01/27/nloans27.xml

The endgame seems to be approaching fast.

dr crackers said...

1."Were you in any involved with or consulted on the Institute's decision to employ E Balls at a fee of £100 for his part time employment with the Charity?

2.Do you approve the use of the Charity's funds to pay such relatively excessive remuneration to one person? 3.

3.Are you aware of how the pruduct of Balls' research has been used?

4. Why are you such an arsehole, Excellency?"

Anonymous said...

pete said...
The one saving grace of this lot is that at least none of the cash has ended up in their back pocket...

Oh yeah...what about the offshore accounts eg Bermuda?

Try accounting for where all the millions have gone to.

Penfold said...

Looks like Gordo is on the skids alongside Toni, and dreams of being PM dashed.
Lovely stuff, Gordo's comments about globalisation at Davos leads one to suspect that at heart he is a protectionist and therefore very pro EU who are also protectionists.

Tuscan Tony said...

Peter 11.51pm

Important Development...the "where are they now file" for Antonia de Sancha has a singel "entry"...ta-daaaaaa:

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.libidex.com/images/gallery/Antonia_De_Sancha/PINK_231big%2520pic.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.libidex.com/html/fetish_club/yourgallery.asp%3Fid%3D18&h=513&w=730&sz=50&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=nHqsLavx_L5kGM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=141&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522antonia%2Bde%2BSancha%2522%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff


Whoooaaaa!!!

World of Jack said...

Does this mean Gordon reads blogs in between flights around the world in order to save the environment?

pete said...

anonymous 12.45 and anonymous 9.39

WTF is "slimeballs legacy"? I really can't keep up with the *hilarious* terminology you adopt.

Whatever Blair et al have or haven't done, I hope they are caught and prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Unlike, oh, I don't know... Shirley Porter? £38m ring any bells? Any sign of that? No?

Offshore accounts eg Bermuda? Sure you don't mean Belize? Oh no, wait, that was Lord Ashcroft. Where are Mark Thatcher's offshore accounts?

Lying to Parliament = making history? Where to begin with that one... Archer? Hamilton? the Belgrano?

In matters of corruption (if in no other) anything Labour can do the Tories can do much, much better. And have done

So the next time you start decrying this "historically corrupt" government, pick up a history book.

Oh, and "Gay Gordon", the correlation you're looking for is one between anti-discrimination legislation and the absence of bigoted fools in the cabinet.

Geezer said...

Pete. Fuck off!
Archer got done for purgering himself, during a libel trial, hardly going to the root of government just because he worked for the Tory party. Hamilton was a no-mark back-bencher who got cash for asking questions in parliament and wasn't even prosecuted for it.
Porter worked in fucking local government and sold housing cheaply in the hope it would make people vote for her. A not a patch on the bullshit that Idiot extremist Labour councils were doing at the time, to banckrupt their councils
And don't rake up left-wing shit about the fucking Belgrano. Who gives a shit about Galteri and his henchmen!

NuLab have been corrupt on just about all levels sinse they took office. RIGHT UP TO THE PM himself! Bringing a scandal of Watergate proportions into British government.
Were Major or Thatcher the subject of any criminal investigations you moron??

If a retarded laborite Astro-turfer thinks that compares to the petty sleaze of the previous Tory admistration, it shows exactly what type of cretin support NuLab.

Get a sense of fucking reality! If Labour think they can deflect public revulsion at their activities, by very lamely saying the Tories did it first. They're going to be fucking mistaken.
Idiots like you still cling to the Tory bashing that the BBC, and the like, were doing 10+ years ago. Because they blew everything up into a big scandal to shit-on the Tories, and conversely downplay, or ignore, even serious scandal, that is hitting Labour!

Not only are they corrupt bastards in NuLab, but they have proved they couldn't run the simplest piss-up in a brewery.

Your self-delusion is enormous! Get a grip or some therapy!

pete said...

Geezer

First things first. I'm not a "fucking astroturfer", and I'll happily meet you in person to prove it. I spend a lot of time each day on the internet and this is my skiving site of choice - partly because of Guido's campaigns and partly because of the comedy loons raging at the dying of the right who comment on it. Such as your good self.

I don't live in the home counties and am not member of a hunt, so I very rarely get to meet characters such as you. When I do I its usually on public transport and the police are called before I can strike up a conversation. So its not through a political conspiracy that I write comments here, but some kind of amateur anthropology.

Back to the subject. What pisses me off is when Tories infer that Labour invented corruption. Patently bullshit.

Read my post - I hope that any politician who is guilty of corruption gets the book thrown at them - Labour or Tory.

Trying to slide Tory sleaze under the carpet is every bit as bad as "Astroturfers" trying to do the same to Labour.

Archer, Hamilton, Porter et al (and we both know there are stacks more) were corrupt as corrupt could be. Take Porter as one example. The next time you hear Dave Cameron doing his touchy-feely bit about deprivation on North Kensington estates, ask yourself whether Porter's naked graft - which centred around those estates - might have had anything to do with it.

Personally, I think this is far worse than Loans for Lordships as it has a direct effect on the man on the Clapham omnibus. But I accept that may not be everyone's view.

Whether or not Tory corruption is worse than the allegations against Labour is open to debate - and an empty debate at that. But remember that Loans for Peerages is not just directed against Labour, its directed against the Tories too.

Watergate? We'll see... Can't see it myself.

And if we want to talk about delusional, let's consider this marvellous contribution to political history:

"the BBC and the like... blew everything up into a big scandal to shit on the tories".

Insightful and eloquent - You really do have the most marvellous way with words. I bet Andrew Motion is shitting himself.

Geezer said...

"First things first. I'm not a "fucking astroturfer", and I'll happily meet you in person to prove it."

I'm not that desperate for a shag! Even if you are!

Your boys in NuLab are bent and shamed the highest political office. Not some party activist bullshitting in a trial about whether he used hookers, not some bat in local government trying to bribe the elecorate to like her.

And lots of people on the "Clapham Omnibus" have been shafted by this goverment.

Corruption is corruption, Sleaze is sleaze but some forms are clearly worse than others.

NuLab lackies and astro-turfers, like you, just can't bare to admit that the NuLab is failing miserably.

Now sod-off and find yourself another date.

pete said...

"party activist" = Deputy Chairman and candidate for London Mayor.

"Corruption is corruption, Sleaze is sleaze but some forms are clearly worse than others"
Read my post - or have someone read it out to you - you're agreeing with me.

Do you think that by insinuating that I'm gay that I will:
a. Be insulted?
b. Go elsewhere?
c. End up in bed with you?

It's (c) isn't it? Ahh.

Sorry to disappoint but I'm straight. Still, I'm sure there are no shortage of lads just dying to meet a catch like you.

Or there's probably some website you could go on - www.repressedtoryilliterate.com ?

mabelandwillan said...

Gordon and the Explosive Power of Bloggers

well, guido and tim ireland's handbags-at-dawn got a mensh on radio 4's westminster hour.

there was also a nu-lab-zen classic from blunko:

'the only way forward is to meet the challenge of change.'

plus 'compassionate' hilary b (v. bad) and chalfont brandreth on what a pm needs (q. good).

Anonymous said...

Did you ever get your lobby pass, or are you passing over that subject out of embarrassment? LOL.

Guido Fawkes Esq. said...

It is in the pipeline.

Whiffler said...

Guido

Do you think the Charity Commission will learn more from you than you from them?.

Not that quality is necessarily commensurate with quantity, but were you able to slip them more than two inches ?.

Minekiller said...

It would seem Guido, that victory may yet be ours....


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