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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Exclusive : The Non-Existent Private Email Gateway

This is the gateway to the Labour party's private secure email system used by Downing Street officials for sensitive party political communications, it is not part of the government network and is currently the object of intense police interest. It utilises military level RSA encryption, but if you want to try your luck guessing usernames and passwords - www.lpnet.org.uk.

138 comments:

Anonymous said...

No 10 may like Whale but Firefox doesn't seem too keen. Clicking on your link, first I'm getting a warning that its security certificate expired in '03 and then a caution not to trust this site.
Bearing in mind who's it is, the caution seems perfectly valid.

Lerxst said...

Indeed. In IE, I get a message that the website may "attempt to fool you". Looks like Bill Gates has TB pegged after all.

Anonymous said...

it only gives you four guesses

Bryan Appleyard said...

Gosh, Guido, you spoil us.

tony blair said...

It works for me...

peculation is futile said...

I contacted IT_helpdesk@new.labour.org.uk, and, sure enough, they cried: "HELP!"

Julian said...

it only gives you four guesses

Most commonly used passwords on computers apart from the 4 most well-known ones (Love, God, Secret and Sex) are:

1. First name and last name, or vice versa if email address is in reverse, eg tony.blair@labour.org.uk
would give blairtony as a password.
2. Childrens first name and last 2 digits of year of birth (eg leo2000 or leo00)
2. 'password'
3. Stress related terms ('deadline' 'manifesto', 'election05', 'arrestwarrant' etc.)
4. Soccer team familiar names ('spurs', 'gunners', 'hammers' etc.)
5. 'payday'
6. 'bonkers'
7. Current season when password was issued ('spring', 'summer' etc)
8. Obscenities, sexual terms - most favoured PIN number is '6969'
9. Old favourites like 'swordfish', 'backdoor' or the good old Sage 'letmein'.

Anonymous said...

The RSA server psswd may be a 6-digit number, which unfortunately changes every minute. That's how mine works anyway.

Anonymous said...

my attempt said "continue with LIMITED functionality"...sounds like more of the same...

Yates of the Yard said...

me too ...19,20 , comming , ready or not.

antisophist said...

Julian : "the 4 most well-known ones (Love, God, Secret and Sex)"

Hmm, I seem to remember that being claimed in that naff film Hackers, not the most credible source.

Anonymous said...

I assume that Guido is aware Microsoft own Whale Communications?

Geezer said...

"Julian said...

it only gives you four guesses

Most commonly used passwords on computers apart from the 4 most well-known ones (Love, God, Secret and Sex) are:

1. First name and last name, or vice versa if email address is in reverse, eg tony.blair@labour.org.uk
would give blairtony as a password.
2. Childrens first name and last 2 digits of year of birth (eg leo2000 or leo00)
2. 'password'
3. Stress related terms ('deadline' 'manifesto', 'election05', 'arrestwarrant' etc.)
4. Soccer team familiar names ('spurs', 'gunners', 'hammers' etc.)
5. 'payday'
6. 'bonkers'
7. Current season when password was issued ('spring', 'summer' etc)
8. Obscenities, sexual terms - most favoured PIN number is '6969'
9. Old favourites like 'swordfish', 'backdoor' or the good old Sage 'letmein'.

10:19 AM "


Dont' forget, the x-files inspired, "TRUSTNO1"

Or, in this case, "TRUSTNO1(especially us)"

Anonymous said...

Guido you are a TWAT.

Excellent.

Anonymous said...

This has been more invigorating than my morning cup of Yorkshire Tea...

Anonymous said...

I would love to have a go but I'm just off for a days hunting. Tally Ho!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Yates has the clout to call upon the services of other parts of the Government who know about such encryption schemes?

Indigo said...

Cool. Can we have a competition to guess a working password? Winner gets an inflatable whale called Cherie.

So, my first guesses for starters:

1. cherie
2. newlab
3. 010597 (year Labour got in)
4. tonypeter
5. trojan
6. clementine (wild guess)

Anonymous said...

Do you know, I'm beginning to feel like one of those Nulabour apparachik intern types they have on the 'Thick of IT' already..

'It's not easy coming up with Das Kapital when I'm trying to remember the password to the non-existent second mail system..'

Nappy Horseman said...

the mind boggles

The Nation of Bloggers has a task

Your Country Needs You

Crack the Bloody Code!
and post the password for us all to see

That would put the shits up Brown and Mursoch in Davos

Anonymous said...

Is it not a criminal offence to try and hack into people's email accounts?

Nappy Horseman said...

Password competition
here are my ideas for a working password

Tonys jigger
Precsotts pinky
chipolata mouth
swing both ways
letter box lips
Whale Arse
Mandys pleasure
Brown dick

Indigo said...

If I win the competition, may I exchange the inflatable whale prize for a list of the names of those (if any) who may or may not have been offered peerages or knighthoods or gongs if the supercasino is "delivered" to the O2/Dome at Greenwich?

Such as been the scale and depth and - my word, yes - *thoroughness* here in Greenwich of the gagging, whipping-in, misrepresentation, disinformation, and suppression of documents, one cannot help wonder what on earth is on offer for these people's souls, in exchange for the tawdry supercasino.

Anonymous said...

Is it not a Criminal offence to lie to Parliament

some people do it all the time

Anonymous said...

Guido is naughty boy ,people who talk get hit by the titanic ,the silent ones will be beavering away at the base ,if they fear xx ,believe one , you will be using a pen , the techgeeks are using binoc's and don't fear blue

Anonymous said...

Do watch yourselves: the Computer Misuse Act (1990) may apply, especially if anyone actually *succeeds* in finding a password. Not sure what the case law's like though. From the Act: 1.—(1) A person is guilty of an offence if—
(a) he causes a computer to perform any function with intent to secure access to any program or data held in any computer;
(b) the access he intends to secure is unauthorised; and
(c) he knows at the time when he causes the computer to perform the function that that is the case.

dizzy said...

Bit a shitty poor set-up to make a fundamental mistake of not having a matching CN name in the SSL cert. What sort of sys admin monkey set that up?

BTW, my guess is that the US .mil would be using DSA now given that RSA has flaws and is not considered that secure compared to algorithms.

Anonymous said...

Don't bother trying to guess the user credentials,it's running RSA SecurID. The second, RSA server password is a random number, regenerated every minute or so. You'll never guess it, and ordinary password guesses WILL not work in it.This scheme is not unbreakable, but doing so would take a long time. A much more productive angle is that the machine is running IIS 5.0 as a web server. (Current version is IIS 6.0). Google for "Unresolved IIS 5.0 security vulnerabilities" - there are a lot of them. Breaking the machine, rather than an individual account, is much more productive anyway. You could see everything :- when things were deleted, what was copied where, etc. Back in the day, I'd be having a go myself by now, but I'm all grown up and responsible now. To those citing the Computer Misuse Act, and warning about various other Plod interventions :- ever heard of nym proxies ?

dizzy said...

And yes, the Computer Misuse Act does apply if you gain access by guessing. It is based around the notion of intent.

dizzy said...

Of course using multiple proxies would help. RSA secureID is not truly random number generation either. It cycles.

Cynic said...

Hack Attack!

Fight the powers that be!

dizzy said...

that should say "compared to OTHER algoritms" above.

Mitch said...

Just on The Week in Politics: Apparently Reid's father was such a dick that when John got his PhD his father put on a suit because "that's what you do when the doctor calls".

You might be working class and un-educated, but are you so ignorant that you thought your son was doing studying medicine when he was actually doing economic history? Sounds like a made up story.

Anonymous said...

is n't here a law around conspiracy to commit whatever Guido wont this apply to you and anyone who attempt to break into an unautherised computer

butwhatif said...

"Larry Loverod" is the name my Porn Star Name Generator (TM) gives me for Tony Blair.

Anyone tried that? Just wondering.

Tuscan Tony said...

anon 11.22 - see my comments re the 1999 whistleblower legislation, earleir post, which would appear to allow this sort of thing in certain circs.

What would Keir Hardy think of Whale, then, he'd be spinning faster than a Sunderland team spitroastee.

Passwords:

emilysioxanteneuf
clarence (name of his first geetar)
butterparsnips


or even better just hire a Tony Blair impressionist to call Whale and ask about their backdoor access (on second thoughts maybe a Gordon impressionist would be more convincing here)

Anonymous said...

67353536

Levys safe deposit box ID number

bt said...

Can prosecutions result from messing around with an email system that the government has assured us doesn't exist?

Declining to comment because of 'national security issues' is one thing - an outright denial of a system for tracking party-political matters is something else. And if it doesn't exist it can't possibly be cracked, can it?

But if it is cracked.... oh dear, red faces and brown trousers.

And I see Guido (in previous blog entry) mentions upwards of 100 users. Two may keep a secret - if one of them is dead, but 100? Who are they kidding?

shergar said...

Nappy Horseman said...
letter box lips

That's harsh, Nappy Horseman. Who among us hasn't secretly hoped to wake up in the night underneath a lust maddened Cherie succubus?

Penfold said...

Passwords would be computer generated and comprise alphanumeric sequences randomly selected via a computer.
That is how the government systems operate.
Every individual is given a code to memorise and they are regularly changed.

Anonymous said...

Falconer for the next Home Sec?

dizzy said...

Their SSL certificate is really weird

Anonymous said...

I notice that the press release at the time of the takeover by Microsoft says ..

"Whale is a leading provider of business-driven secure access products, including SSL VPN, application security and endpoint security offerings. A pioneer in secure application layer access, ... The company is headquartered in Fort Lee, N.J., and has international offices in Germany, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands and Israel, and representation in France.".

I would be very concerned about two of those offices. Are the "office"s in Israel or Fort Lee also involved in (out sourced)interception duties for the Department of Homelend Security?

If rumours are to be believed some "secure" networking kit constructed in Israel is constructed for remote monitoring and analysis(in detail) and some DHS monitoring is also outsourced.

AJC

ps. someone said (in another thread) that Whale climed that Mossad couldn't crack their security. Anyone who believes statements like that needs their head examining.

javelin said...

Like bees to honey - I sure this website will attract the same calibre of people Tony is trying to attract with his immigration policy.

homecountieshobo said...

Advice to Guidos' friend in the met..

Has Yates subpoenaed the backups at labour central office. And interviewed the system administrators? Cos that's where the data is? Find out if anyone's been made redundant - they'll be motivated to spill the beans.

Yates needs to take those servers out. Oh dear, might mess up the grid a bit, we might find the 'get reid' emails to murdoch from brown.

everyone knows Bliar doesn't use email. As a barrister he isn't stupid, verbal conversations are difficult to prove (one persons word against another), email is written and can be used against you. It's the little fish that will get caught...

Also I personally know someone in the cabinet office who used to use x.gsi.gov for personal emails, since Xmas he now uses hotmail for personal stuff. Some crackdown maybe???

Mitch said...

homecountieshobo said: "Has Yates subpoenaed the backups at labour central office. And interviewed the system administrators? Cos that's where the data is?"

Latest breaking news is Yates is to give lessons to his mum's mum about sucking eggs.

steve said...

As if these petitions have even the slightest effect. Nevertheless, if they did, UK Daily Pundit’s would definitely be one worth signing. Personally, I’m not giving the fuckers my address.

“We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to ensure that bloggers remain free to comment on government policy, ministerial decisions, political correctness, Islamic extremists, the weather and anything else that takes our fancy, without fear of censorship.” http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/bloggerscode/

Ed said...

Isn't there some provision in the RIP Act that no-one is allowed to have a security system that the Police cannot un-encrypt?

Surely the Police will be applying for a warrant anytime soon?

uk-events said...

Possibly caught out by their own invasive legislation. There's a beautiful irony to that.

Great story Guido.

How long does Blair really have left? He's Got no credibility, nothing to offer and seems implicated in a scandal.

Are the party really not going to try and salvage themsevles?

Anonymous said...

Anything which wants me to give access to e-gap Appliance attachment Wiper DEMANDS investigation.

PS How does Yates manage to find the time to run all those wine lodges

Anonymous said...

It wants me to download ActiveX controls.

Fucking dream on, that stuff's poison pc-wise.

dr crackers said...

Revised forecast following technical developments. Its Pole for the Yates cuffs - 1.perverting course of justice 2. Accesory under Peerages legislation.

Blair resigns in early March when Pole charged and vows to take others down with him.


Appleyard - Gosh The Mail spoils you. I see a bestseller coming.

Voyager said...

Blair resigns in early March when Pole

Why can't you spell POWELL....just like ENOCH.....but Enoch was not effete enough to think he could get people to pronounce it "pole"

Lagwolf said...

People who are currupt should be more au fait with technology if they are going to use it.

crackers said...

I can spell Powell. On this blog J Powell is known as Pole since he and his brother Chas are inveterate snobs a la Anthony Powell and being thus named is taking the piss.

steppenwolff said...

Tony would be Bonder Barney and Cherie would be Chandelier Bustierre

Any good?

Julian said...

antisophist said...

Hmm, I seem to remember that being claimed in that naff film Hackers, not the most credible source.

Worked on 2nd unit on that movie - must be where I got it from then :)

Other password suggestions for Mr Blair's login:

tenmoreyears
thatchersmantle
ihatecameron
gordonisamoron
alljudgesarebastards
presidentofalleurope

Anonymous said...

Follow the money trail

Home Office knew 5 years ago they needed at least 88,000 by now.

http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/rds/pdfs2/hosb1402.pdf

Gordon was the road block.

Voyager said...

since he and his brother Chas are inveterate snobs a la Anthony Powell and being thus named is taking the piss.

Well Crackers I interpreted it as indicative of infatuation and adulation for these two brothers who bedazzled both Thatcher and Blair with their charm and ego by sprinkling magic dust in the eyes of those they meet

arfursauntie said...

"everyone knows Bliar doesn't use email. As a barrister he isn't stupid, verbal conversations are difficult to prove (one persons word against another)..."

That has been the case till now, but brain-scans are getting ever more sophisticated. One day the police won't just be able to detect lies, they'll be able to directly retrieve memories of crime. That will have incalculable effects on society (not least on the police), but be warned anyway: if you're getting up to anything now that you shouldn't be, watch out: there's still an undeletable record inside your head (deleting memories will come later). It's big 'uns like Bliar who will face the early demands to submit to it: "If you've nothing to hide, what are you worried about? After all, the machine takes no record of anything legal."

Anonymous said...

Bollocks, and even if were the case our Dear Lider would claim false memory syndrome. Probably something else that Mandelson put into him.

Anonymous said...

doing economic history?...

AFRICAN economic history...let's get it right because this is one of the most useful Phds available and one of the hardest too...

machiavelli said...

Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act, Sections 49-51, 53 and 54.

Poor of Ruth...

Anonymous said...

on the firefox expiry thing happens when i try to log onto my govt dept account thing as well.

Anonymous said...

This is why Reid has filled the prisons to bursting point (mainly with people with mental illness who shouldn't be there at all, but that's another story) so they have an excuse for Blair and co to receive a community sentence

2br02b said...

To fail to provide a password to your computer records to a police officer equipped with a suitable search warrent is a criminal offence: specifically, it's called "perverting the course of justice."

Are you listening, Ruth...?

dr crackers said...

Voyager - I gave up being infatuated some time ago. Pole's situation is fascinating. Brother close to Thatcher. Clever. Young Pole like so many others got seduced by Tone's Big Tent strategy. Clever and cunning operator which led me to believe that his 'cover my backside/long view approach' would keep him from taking the rap for anything. Idea that Yates has evidence of cover-up
makes me take a long position on Pole being charged with perverting course of justice. Give many of us great pleasure to see him marched off since he would then screw Blair.

Anonymous said...

Why are we referring to him as 'pole' ?

I thought only his brother pronounced it that way ?

TomTom said...

British Prime Minister Tony Blair apologized for the burning of the Library of Congress 189 years later on July 17, 2003

This man is a complete w@nker

Anonymous said...

Why on earth would anyone need to change the 'language'??

Steven_L said...

Can't they just seize the computers or approach the ISP for communications info?

Chris A said...

surely under the RIP Act (an apt name if it does away with Bliar) it's an offence not to reveal your encryption key to the authorities when asked for it.

Dredd said...

Off topic, but excellent.

Courtesy of Mr Dale.

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4318/65/1600/603455/BlogWarPS.jpg

Chris Paul said...

Do Tory MPs and CCHQ not have a parallel email system or any hotmail etc accounts?

Nationally? Locally? For councillors? Etc

Do Tory MPs continuously use their Westminster accounts and never use other accounts?

Ditto councillors?

Isn't it an election problem to use a govt account for campaigning anyway?

Aren't Labour Party employees allowed and indeed expected to contribute to campaigning?

All this is very interesting but is it exceptional, illegal, peculiar to New Labour?

Otherwise it does become a bit of a bore doesn't it?

But well done on your exclusive Guido.

Shutter said...

For info on Whale BM (Before Microsoft) and connections to Israeli Mil. Security
http://tinyurl.com/2vlold

Ruths password is
danczuk

World of Jack said...

Guido! Surely you aren't suggesting that when Numero 10 said they didn't have a second email system they were...how can one say this without being unparliamentary..."wrong"?

man of steel said...

Slightly off-topic but may be of interest....

If any of our contributors need to have a short-term e-mail address (10 minutes and then it's gone) follow this link:

http://10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/index.html

or for the 15 minute version, try:

http://www.guerrillamail.com/

I bet that there's a few people in 10 Downing Street that wished they had this info a few months ago.

Anonymous said...

There is a timeout on the page too.

Don't be surprised if in trying to hack a password on this site that theres an audit trail of your IP address someplace that will let Les Laboure Gonnes D'Technologie track you down. Courtesy of the Sith and the power of the dark side ..

[DO/EOM]

Anonymous said...

10 minute mail just deletes the mail account after 10 mins.

It still leaves traces of the email on the pc and the servers. 10 minute mail is an ISP like any other, so must keep it under the new laws.

Watching Them, Watching Us said...

At 7:50 PM, Chris A said...

surely under the RIP Act (an apt name if it does away with Bliar) it's an offence not to reveal your encryption key to the authorities when asked for it.


Yes and no.

The "Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000: Part III Investigation of Electronic Data Protected by Encryption etc" has been on the statute books for over 6 years, but has still not yet been brought into force, even though the penalty for (undefined) "national security" cases has been increased by the Terrorism Act 2006.

There was a public consultation on a Code of Practice last summer, with the Home Office threatening to bring RIPA Part III into force sometime soon.

The chances of Tony Blair getting the hang of using encrypted emails must be rather slim.

mutleythedog said...

Why have you published ny details Guido??

mutleythedog said...

They are a bunch of cunts and if you get them I will buy you a large scotch next time we meet up!

Anonymous said...

Problem, mutley ??

Anonymous said...

Having destroyed John Reid the Brownites have now put Blair well and truly in the frame:

Tomorrow's Sunday Telegraph claims detectives have discovered a hand-written note from Tony Blair among new evidence that has 'widened significantly' the cash-for-honours' investigation.

It adds that the document is the first time the 'paper trail' uncovered by Scotland Yard has led to the Prime Minister.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/popup_paper/0,,70141-1249214-6,00.html

Anonymous said...

Gordon may think he's nearly home and dry but....

Anonymous said...

What hypocrisy, Guido purports to be upholding the law but appears prima facie to be guilty of inciting persons unknown to break the Computer Misuse Act 1990. Hand yourself in to Yates immediately.

mutleythedog said...

This is not MTD, I am His Technical Advisor.

Refering to the previous Blog entry on Guy Fawkes, the PMOS said:

"Asked if there were a separate e-mail address such as some using the letter X and some not, the PMOS said no. Asked if people had 'Hotmail' accounts at Downing Street, the PMOS said because of security access to such e-mails accounts was not allowed. The police had had full access to everything they wanted. The fallacy was that in someway Downing Street had not cooperated with the police, that was not true"

This was a direct lie by this the PMOS in light of todays evidence :O

No External email My Arse.

Sniffing Ruths Entry said...

Shutter said...
For info on Whale BM (Before Microsoft) and connections to Israeli Mil. Security
http://tinyurl.com/2vlold

Ruths password is
danczuk

Well, tried it, and for some reason now the link to the site does not work

any clues why
Do I smell cordite ?

Alice said...

Alice in Wonderland

If a computer system
that never existed......
held records that never were written
and lies that were never spoken....
and emails that were never deleted...
and security that was never broken

if it never existed, thenm perhaps the Hackers that never were
that gave the password of Ruth
that never was kept on the computer, or the emails, that never was

would tell of of the secrets that were never hidden
in an expoose to Guido, who never exists........

we await............

Anonymous said...

Guido: "It utilises military level RSA encryption, but if you want to try your luck guessing usernames and passwords.."

Which is irrelevant really, under this governments Regulation of Investigatory Powers act 2000, I believe it is an offence to refuse to provide your encryption keys and passwords to the police should they so request.

Tone made me do it - he's a bad influence said...
This post has been removed by a blog administrator.
Tone made me do it - he's a bad influence said...

Annonymous 11.11
Sunday Telegraph:
"PM acknowledged the effort of the 11 lenders to the labour party" in a handwritten note, by the PM, now in police hands.

Anonymous said...

could this be the link to the Sith you have been looking for?

sith tartan terror said...

off topic but embarrassing for Gordon:

"My sheer joy at humiliating the English... by Gordon Brown"
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23383311-details/My+sheer+joy+at+humiliating+the+English...+by+Gordon+Brown/article.do

-"he revelled in the 'sheer joy of defeating the English at their own game'."
-

- "In an article entitled Why Scotland Means The World To Me, self-proclaimed "Tartan Army" member Mr Brown invokes ancient battlefield defeats by the English at Flodden and Culloden to explain why he enjoyed beating the Auld Enemy at football so much."

De Elite Coolio Crew said...

We ain't tried this man, but given NuLab's love of Bono, de password could be "RUTWO".

For those fellow conspirators without de Bletchley Park trainin or de classics education, "RUTWO" as in "Et tu Rutu?", attributed to Frankus Sinatrus.

Turnin now to de world situation, as we says in de Ugandan East End, Blair is makin a complete Douglas Hurd of himself down in Davos.

Mike C said...

Okay, so anyway...
I talked to my boyfriend at Carnagie Mellon and he and his mates are gonna start trying to crack the system tomorrow. It's a tech school, one of the best in the US...so if he comes up with anything I promise to post the data here first. Wish him Luck!!!!

Anonymous said...

From this morning's independent.

Six plainclothes police have spent days in Downing Street downloading computer files, including deleted emails held in a special computer archive, which backs up all No 10 files. They also looked at email accounts used for confidential internal Whitehall emails.

In recent weeks, Jonathan Powell, the Prime Minister's chief of staff, is believed to have been interviewed again by the police - it is thought under caution - along with John McTernan, a Downing Street aide who helped to draw up names for honours.

Anonymous said...

The Scottish Daily Express reports that John McTernan was being lined up to contest a by-election in a safe Labour seat in Glasgow. But the paper claimed the plans had now been shelved as a result of his involvement in the cash-for-honours probe.

Anonymous said...

Gordon Brown's money men

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/01/28/nhons228.xml

peculation is futile said...

Another headache for Blair -- electoral law:

http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/article2192977.ece

Anonymous said...

Gordon Brown, the paedophiles friend:

"All four Labour home secretaries were once talked of as potential party leaders. All four have now been discredited. And, for Brown, that is precisely the point."

How Brown jailed his rivals....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2007/01/28/ccliam28.xml&page=2

...providing more money to lock up lags would undermine Brown's fast-diminishing reputation for prudence.

Anonymous said...

Exactly!

Don't blame Reid for the appalling state of the prison and criminal justice system, blame "the Money God".

Blame Gordon.

Lord Cashpoint said...

...if the stories of the Blair Foundation and Lord Levy being trailed as their fundraiser are true, then it's just possible that individuals may find themselves on Blair's resignation honours list, having already promised donations to the Foundation...(Leopard's, spots and all that).

If this were taking place, then this would be a Crime in Progress as it were.

Anonymous said...

As someone else has noted, RIPA 2000 on encryption keys has never been brought into operation.

Probably because Plod has never been able to answer the question, how do you prove mens res when someone claims "I forgot" ?

bt said...

Reading 'deleted' emails may or may not be possible - but use a bit of psychology, please.

These tossers live and die by the written/printed word, it's how they define themselves and justify their existence, so although there may be hard disks with peculiar gaps on them scattered all over the place, no way will every copy have been destroyed. Some smart-arse will want/need to be able to refer to who said what when.
Somewhere there'll be a file .....

Anonymous said...

I don't want to spoil all this fun about email servers, but as Guido pointed out a few weeks ago, Blair has incriminated himself already with his statement that honours were granted for (Labour) 'Party services'. As some of the recipients have done absolutely nothing for the Party except lend or donate cash this is now an open-and-shut case. Yates did not interview Blair under caution because letting him shoot his mouth off in public has been far more productive.

undersexedcommonsworker said...

A STUNNING QUOTE OFFERED WITHOUT COMMMENT:
"I'll definitely be glad to be back WHEN (my italics) I eventually become an MP," says Recess Monkey blogger, self-publiciist and former parliamentary gofer to Linda Perham Alex Hilton on page 55 of today's Sunday Express. Don't even get me started on Katy Taylor-Richards who is pictured with Hilton. Perhaps other readers would like to share their memories of KTR's time working for David Davis and her huge admiration for fellow Tory MP Dessy swoon-maker Swaine??

Keith Dovkunts said...

Bugger computer passwords, etc., I want to know why the bald old twat who runs the Home Office has given the green light for the former Swap Shop telephone number to be appear on his departments advertising posters warning us all about employing johnny foreigner?

Does Noel know about this? Are the BBC that far up New Labours arse that they've agreed for Noel, Maggie, Keith and Mr Craven to answer the 'phones?

Anonymous said...

give 1 brit an ASBO, put him out of work, bring in johnny foreigner...

see SWAP SHOP

World of Jack said...

How Brown jailed his rivals? It's all making sense now.

mutleythedog said...

We asked them for a new password - and they didn't reply yet!

a very public sociologist said...

I think anyone who gets in should get a prize.

mutleythedog said...

Ive been reading Mr Bloggerheads on you Guido, - hes a bit loony isnt he? I have repeatedly owned up to being an oven glove puppet, yet he ignores my blatant astro-turfing! We need to know why.

anthonyadverse said...

"British Prime Minister Tony Blair apologized for the burning of the Library of Congress 189 years later on July 17, 2003

This man is a complete w@nker"

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To be fair to Bliar: it was a joke in a speech, not one of his extra-sincere, quivering-upper-lip "genuine" apologies.

Voyager said...

To be fair to Bliar: it was a joke in a speech, not one of his extra-sincere, quivering-upper-lip "genuine" apologies.

When will the Americans apologise for invading Canada and burning Toronto as Britain was fighting Napoleon ?

Still Blair did not point out how much better British occupation of Washington went than that of Basra or Baghdad

Tejus Ramakrishnan said...

Does it really matter whats in the site??

Anonymous said...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=2N5YQ2DSP2GZ5QFIQMGCFFOAVCBQUIV0?xml=/news/2007/01/28/nhons28.xml

You aware of this yet?

Anonymous said...

let google be your friend

Anonymous said...

It's a sad and shameful fact that the Prime Minister of Great Britain is a deluded megalomaniac, a compulsive liar, manipulator and fantasist and is shamelessly hanging on way past his sell-by date. He postures and preens for all the world to see and is blind to the scorn and derision coming at him from all quarters.

The only one who can really give him the push is a confirmed coward who prefers skulking and plotting in the dark to straight dealing and honest endeavour. Not only that but he is probably every bit as deranged as Blair with an inbuilt hatred of the English to boot.

When Blair does go I fear we will be out of the frying pan and into the fire though I note Campbell has been at work with regard to Gordon, in today's Mail on Sunday.

No doubt Campbell and Mandelson will attempt to destroy him in the months ahe