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Only a LibDum MP could shack up with a penniless Romanian z-list celeb and failed singer.
The Cheeky Gilrs are broke, working here illegally and facing tax and VAT demands. I wonder what they see in you Limpbit you idiot.
Limpbit I had a bit of a soft spot for you (unlike all other LibDem EU lovin, tax n' spending, fun restricting, regulating, holier than thou MPs) with your geeky demenour and funny self-deprecating apperances on HIGNFU. Now I just think you are a twat like the rest of your shower
Why is his chin so lop-sided ?
Can anyone out there enlighten us...
The whole story is hilarious from start to finish. But why is Guido poaching images from sites which link to the BNP? Not to mention the sinister inference alongside the otherwise hilarious image here.
Sure, let's laugh at this prat but let's not give BNP scum any credibility.
What ? Like being a Lib Dem MP ?
dont see the point of the graphic - the cheeky girls arent exactly going to make thousands of Brits unemployed, are they?
Here are the only references to the BNP on Serf's site. One refers to the French bank, and one takes issues with a Socialist MEP comparing UKIP to the BNP.
Ghost..think that's what the phrase '...jobs the natives don't want' means.
Unless you are already going out with a 'cheeky girl', [nudge, nudge,..#]
All sounds perfectly reasonable to me, particularly the second bit. Always cracks me up when the xenophobes say that we should only let people in if they have a skill that matches a requirement. That'll be labourers, factory workers, and road sweepers, then?
Guido do you remember that posh git. with the ugly wife with a fat arse, who is going around the middle east acting like a pratt? What was his name.......eeerrrrr Blair yea that's him.
Well I was just wondering if you or one of your friends are lending him a villa somewhere this christmas?
His misses has gone all quie recently that usually means they have all done a runner and pissed off somewhere and we pick up the bill.
Bet they don't get delayed by the fog!!!
Croy,
When I originally clicked on the link it led to Rightlinks, which has a section devoted to BNP blogs.
By their friends ye shall know them etc.
I don't think Mr Serf is a Lefty BNP supporter (well maybe he's got shares in Banque National de Paris?)!
anon@10:39: gah!!!! of course... silly me. must be the hangover from the christmas party. ones brain isnt on full flow this morning.
I can't wait for Ming to declare his support by sweeping the other cheeky girl of her feet.
The lunacy of this story knows no bounds.
Oh well he's a Lib-Dem, so its perfectly all right for him to ask the Home Office to fix the visa, or obtain a Brit passport, after all he's altruistic and wouldn't abuse his position,unless it's the missionary one of course.
Speaking of which, does he enjoy three in a bed, as i ain't heard anything of the sister. Makes a change i suppose from having an older girlfriend, and goes him a new outlook for the hasteroids he's always going on about.
Croydonian said... "Here are the only references to the BNP on Serf's site. One refers to the French bank"
nopassaran BNP are in Wigmore street - why don't you round up your mates and go down in protest.
There's a rum-looking chap.
Still - he managed to pull a cheeky girl so he gets my vote.
If he gets the boot there's always a job for Limpdick at Winchcombe Church posing alongside the other grotesques:
http://images.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0285-0605-0506-1811_SM.jpg
Hot z-lister and very stupid MP - will be like watching a car crash in slow motion
Anon asked "Why is his chin so lop-sided ?"
I think he fell out of a microlight aircraft that he failed to operate correctly. Broke almost every bone in his body and had to be put back together by the specialists at Airfix.
He has ended up looking like a gumby but a certain type of woman is attracted to that, so long as it is accompanied by MP-dom and C-List celebriddy invites to parties containing football players and soap opertives.
So I am a BNP supporter??? Thanks for letting me know.
Great revelation in the Telegraph by Andrew Pierce; apparently Tessa Jowell and her estranged hubby David Mills are to divorce. Separated couple get divorce! Whatever next??
10.20 nopassaran said:
"....let's not give BNP scum any credibility."
Party funded overwhelmingly by small donations by individual members.
Supporters more likely to end up in court on trumped up charges than in receipt of undeserved honours.
Election campaign stratagies rely on door to door canvassing in wards & consituencies rather than focus groups & expensive advertising.
A party that has a steadily growing membership and is increasing its share of the vote.
Hardly in receipt of the grovelling sycophantic coverage of sections of the media.
Unlikely to appear in the newspapers linked to coprophillic rent-boys or Romanian deportation defaulters.
Does one actually have to 'give' the BNP scum any credibility? They would seem to be earning it all on their own.
Not a BNP supporter but not living in a fantasy world either.
Anon. 11:53
O dear. I wonder how this thread is going to develop.
Anon asked "Why is his chin so lop-sided ?"
His chin is perfectly straight. It's the rest of him that's lop-sided.
Separated couple get divorce! Whatever next??
My money is on a Lib Dem MP getting caught up in a sex scandal.
"AnyonebutBlair" make sure that if you have a soft spot for Lembit, you keep it well away from his joystick. Remember the Lib Dems are as likely to get into bed with one side as the other - or so the bar charts say.
Just occured to me , he looks like a trout with a hook in its gob.
Word in LibDem circles is that lopsided Limpdick is dead man walking and will undergo a hostile reselection process before the end of next year.
You heard it here first.
peter hitchens said...
Just occured to me , he looks like a trout with a hook in its gob.
Better than a turd in his gob!
Kennedy, Hughes, and Clegg amongst others want rid now before Opik reduces the party to a laughing stock (and before other skeletons are revealed) Poor Ming is dithering but the assasins will have their way 'ere long.
It's all a bit rich, I know.
To be fair to Lembit, if I'd been the meat in a Cheeky Girl sandwich then I too would have a stupid grin on my face.
'Lembit Opik' - obviously an anagram of 'I'm bot pilek'.
'Pilek' being the ancient Baltic slang for 'one discovered discussing Estonian affairs in a pickled herring factory'.
geoffers said...
...then I too would have a stupid grin on my face.
Stupid grin? Ah! Bless him. He's a cheeky chappie, with a cheeky grin.
Though it was interesting listening to Paul Ross on his LBC radio show last Saturday. His everlasting impression of Opik, whom he beat in the final of last years celebrity final of Mastermind, was that he was a bad loser, demanding to know why someone of Ross's background could beat him! He added, he watched in astonishment at the after drinks party that the BBC threw, as dipsticks aide filled his briefcase with unopened bottles of wine before leaving the building.
Is there nothing these scum won't do?
Lembit used to be a smurf, hence the wobbly chin.
You scratch him and he comes up blue.
Of which, wonder if their are any "home movies" of him and Sian.
Sends a deep shudder down the spine.
Over to you hitch.....
Mark Oaten, Lembit Opek, Simon Hughes, Ming Campbell, Charles Kennedy
As a certain journalist is wont to say "You couldn't make it up."
Probity in Public Life Panel (opik)
Kennedy
Hughes
Menzies
Reserves : Oaten and Thorpe(decd)
Nothing wrong with his Romanian discussions. He should be slung out of Parliament for getting his bag carrier to nick bottles of wine. Leave that kind of perverted behaviour to Mrs Blair you daft bugger.
Wasn't Limpdick once working for the Countryside Alliance?
He's a bit of an embarrassment surely?
Certainly not the LibDems answer to Boris Johnson though, apparently, he thinks he is.
crackers, at 3.53. Er, isn't Jeremy Thorpe still alive?
charlotte, he is indeed. So is N Scott. Rinka is dead, though.
He's always looked like that, even before the accident.
From the BBC:
"Welsh Liberal Democrat officials have said they are satisfied MP Lembit Opik did nothing wrong in discussing his new girlfriend's visa problem."
Are you happy now Guido? Or should we have him investigated by the Standards Board for good measure? Failing that, I hear Ken Starr's not doing too much these days...
I know that scandal and sexual innuendo are what ultimately pay for this blog (if it had tits you could charge 35p and call it The Sun) but if you're trying to fit the bloke for a black hat you couldn't be more wrong.
As Paul Walter put it so well:
"It seems that the only thing Lembit is guilty of is...er...being Lembit."
I bet you came out with the same smug tripe when Oaten's shit eating antics, Kennedy's chronic alcoholism, and Hughes blatant lies about his sexuality were exposed didn't you Taylor.
Were you around in the 70's to tell everyone what a fine, upstanding, honest bloke Jeremy Thorpe was?
No wonder you LibDems are such a fecking joke.
No comments here. Just thought I'd grab this name before anyone else.
And please no passing off like that Peter Hitchens chap......
Joe Taylor - what do Charles Kennedy and Julius Caesar both have in common? Answer: They were both knifed in the back by men wearing sandals.
but if you're trying to fit the bloke for a black hat you couldn't be more wrong.
Its called taking the piss, and it is an old and noble tradition.
"As everyone knows, Guido is a trend-setting new-media visionary when he agrees with us and a troublemaking gossip-monger whom nobody reads anyway when he doesn't" Joe Taylor 3:52 pm 21/12/06
http://onlibertyonline.blogspot.com/
Another lib loon.
cheeky cheese - Joe's breathless :
" Guido likes Clegg - PASS IT ON! "
post was actually was dated November 09 2006.
http://onlibertyonline.blogspot.com/
And yes, yet another lib loon
"Welsh Liberal Democrat officials have said they are satisfied MP Lembit Opik did nothing wrong in discussing his new girlfriend's visa problem."
Are you happy now Guido?"
Joe Taylor.
HA!
When did the judgement of welsh liberal democrats become conclusive?
The point, Mr. libnut, is that these are the only people who were "investigating" him (to much crowing from you lot I've no doubt)
If you know of anyone else who is please speak up - otherwise you can stick to chuckling at him for the less heinous (but no less hilarious) crime of being Lembit Öpik. I mean the asteroid stuff should keep you busy for hours alone.
Delighted you've all been reading the blog, must add some stuff trashing Jacques Chirac for my new right-wing readers ;-)
Any of you anonymous Tories have blogs I can read? :-p
"The point, Mr. libnut, is that these ARE (?) the only people who WERE (?) "investigating" him (to much crowing from you lot I've no doubt)"
Your tenses are a little confused, much like your opinion on Guido which you've already admitted previously in your own blog is entirely subjective depending on the coverage he gives you. Rather undermines your recent whining post above doesn't it?
How sad it must be to be so well-schooled and yet unable to recognise a bit of self-caricature.
As a libertarian-minded chap I rather like Guido - most of the time he makes a damn sight more sense than his readers...
"most of the time he makes a damn sight more sense than his readers..."
By which you mean your good , tenses addled, self!
"As a libertarian-minded chap I rather like Guido - most of the time he makes a damn sight more sense than his readers..."
You're being harsh on yourself .
Of course the BNP are odious, but are they really more so than NuLab? Or the LibDems?Or, after the latest nonrevelations from Cameron, the Tories?
Kennedy, Hughes, and Clegg amongst others want rid now before Opik reduces the party to a laughing stock (and before other skeletons are revealed) Poor Ming is dithering but the assasins will have their way 'ere long.
To have written that the commenter must have either had his or her tongue wedged firmly in cheek (mouth, not the LibDem alternative) or really, truly believe that Kennedy and Hughes had not already reduce the party to such a shambolic state of decrepitude.
As much as I am aware that Lembit did advise some of those mentioned I doubt that his actions merit any more attention. Its highly unlikely that his party would ever be in a position to achieve power that would then require an investigation into his 'fast-tracking' a Cheeky Girl's visa application - heaven knows its not as if the Tories and certainly a number of Labour MP's have not done exactly the same for their assorted underpaid nannies/au pairs/gardeners or homunculus witch doctors.
Of course if it were a Tory MP it would be all about involvement of a Visa to fast-track abuse of a girly's cheeks?
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