Totty Watch : CF Party @ the Erotic Gherkin
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006
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We're a bit bereft of cleavage Guido, i suggeat you sack the photog and get someone with experience from the redtops.
Lembit's been rumbled, one observes, and LibDem damage limitation has bumbled into action: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/20122006/344/opik-intervened-cheeky-girl-case.html
Bless him...
Hubba
I think Limpnit and Gabella are a lovely couple. As a mother, I am also reassured that he has acted with "total propriety". I would expect nothing less from such a fine young man. I am heartened by the world and his part in it.
Check out what's happened to Lembit's Romanian totty:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=KX4YWOADPEK2LQFIQMGCFFOAVCBQUIV0?xml=/news/2006/12/20/ucheeky120.xml
Lembit's doing a Blunkett!
All he needs to do now to confim his total madness (other than be a LibDem MP) is to confim he is the father of one of Mark Oaten's children.
Wall-to-Wall Totty? Where? You mean these pictures???
Again - none of that Katy T-R pony girl Guido? Where is she? What have you done with her?
Why cant we have a pic of her again?
She's back on the "diary" on the "Daily Express". But Guido did not want you to know that.
Some people must be easily pleased. These look way below average to me.
Why?
What has he done to her - or what has she done to someone else?
Is it so bad it can't be put on paper again?
second row second from right, stood next to that fucking ponce with the phone.
6 of which are lovely... :¬)
changed my mind
first row extreme left, she is nice (+:{
Peter - that's a bloke.
Or even Sikh bloke - the estimable Kulveer Ranger. Nice guy, actually.
I'd say there are at least half a dozen shaggable birds there - way above what would have been the case at a Young Conservative gathering a few years ago.
In the mid 90s New Labour had all the pretty girls - it's one of the most accurate indicators of which way the power is flowing.
Cameron will be Prime Minister.
Well three of the Boys aren't bad ... the "fucking ponce on the phone", the one top right has appeal and if Mr middle bottom (so to speak) hasn't got the Boys in CCO wetting themselves I'd be surprised ..
gtgb, isn't that Tim Montgomerie's little chap from ConHome and The Times, Sam Coates?
He is, but he is not the one on The Times and think he will disappoint GTGB.
I think I also spot TV's Donal Blaney's ex-fiancee second bottom left too, Ms Bean (enjoys weightlifing).
Well spotted anon 5:01pm, 'tis indeed Ms Bean.
Surprised Dan Hamilton isn't pictured. But then I suppose it would take a vast stretch of the imagination to term him "totty"
Does anyone ever see Emma Swann at these events any more? Is she still an approved candidate?
A marvellous -- indeed heart-warming -- example of how the Tory party is completely doomed. Dizzy and Maggie got to the top on their considerable merits; Dave's promoting the 'minorities' regardless of merit to get the parasitic liberal establishment on-side. For examples of how well the PLE understand what's best for Britain, see immigration, race and crime policies for the past few decades. They're summed up here:
Shot WPC's husband asks: What about OUR rights?
The heartbroken husband of PC Sharon Beshenivsky yesterday attacked the "soft touch" immigration laws which left Somali criminals free to murder her. Two of the armed gang who gunned her down in a bungled robbery were asylum seekers. They were given permission to remain in Britain despite having convictions for a range of offences.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23378888-details/Shot+WPC's+husband+asks:+What+about+OUR+rights/article.do
Anonymous said...
In the mid 90s New Labour had all the pretty girls
and Mandy and Gordie had all the pretty boys.
third row, on the right, is that mark clarke with his daughter?
Anonymous said...
third row, on the right, is that mark clarke with his daughter?
Who gives a flying fuck, you name dropping nonentity.
Someone called "anonymous" calling someone a non-entity...hypocrite?
Who's Coatesy got on his arm there? She's easily the best looking of the ethnics.
why's there a child drinking guinness in the top row?
I recognise a grand total of one of those. I need to go to more events ...
More Minging than a stupid Lib Dem solution to the Kennedy crisis!
hannibal said...
Someone called "anonymous" calling someone a non-entity...hypocrite?
So is Hannibal your real name then, fuckwit?
Anonymous (6.16) The "child drinking Guinness" is a good friend of 3rd totty from left, top row. In real life he looks older, and she is a stunner. Sack the photographer.
I was thinking of voting Tory but having seen that bunch of smug multi-cultural tossers I guess I'll opt for UKIP.
Closet racists and xenophobes are not welcome in the Party anyway.
The pictures gives no indication of the multiple cultures that you can see only young people of varying ethnicities - everyone in the photo could all be mono-cultured (British born and raised).
Anyway how is this selection of photographed people even a fair representation of the Conservative Party? And by the way people tend to smile when having their pictures taken - irrespective of whether they are feeling smug or not.
You will note that top row second from left also appears on the botton row second from the right. As she is the only one who appears twice, me thinks that Guido has a crush on someone.
Also I would be remiss if I didn't point out that Miss Bean was not in any way engaged to Donal.
I am glad you liked my santa hats, Guido.
2nd row, 2nd from the right.
I'd give 'er both inches of my erotic gherkin
Exaggerating again, John!
Anonymous said...
hannibal said...
Someone called "anonymous" calling someone a non-entity...hypocrite?
So is Hannibal your real name then, fuckwit?
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No - but then I wasn't calling people non-entity was I?
hannibal said...
Anonymous said...
hannibal said...
Someone called "anonymous" calling someone a non-entity...hypocrite?
So is Hannibal your real name then, fuckwit?
No - but then I wasn't calling people non-entity was I?
No you was callin people hypocrit wasant you mr Hannibarl fuckwit white trash scummy rascist
Not the most erotically-inspiring bunch with two exceptions. There's more stunning totty on the 8:35 ferry to Central it seems than you'd get at a month of Sundays of these Conservative shindigs. But then, I am biased towards the LBF(&Y)Ms.
A load of mingers apart from top left corner
I know the lady on the top left and she is a seriously nice woman. Tabitha, I believe.
Not that impressive a bunch. I fear DC still some way from power if distance from Downing St measured on Totty-ometer. The girl in the bottom left ok. But her friend - urghhhhh....
anon 4.42 -
I've encountered Texas Rangers, a Lone Ranger, and Glasgow Rangers....
What does a Kulveer Ranger do, and are they in the toyshops for Christmas?
I'm blame the photographer. For example, nobody's mentioned Donata (just to the left of Mark Clarke). When she was on 18DS she was so hot they couldn't read out the MSNs.
Idle said...
What does a Kulveer Ranger do...
If they're the right colour/sexual orientation they get fast tracked into becoming Tory MP's.
Johnathan Pearce said...
I know the lady on the top left and she is a seriously nice woman. Tabitha, I believe.
Mr Pearce
She is beyond nice(looks wise)
The Hitch is seriously jealous of whoever has snared her.
I now intend to stand on my roof and dance to "jump around" by house of pain.
...and that's an intricate pearl necklace, by any standards.
Matthew Richardson said...
I would be remiss if I didn't point out that Miss Bean was not in any way engaged to Donal.
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OK, I'll rephrase. She never was engaged to him. Just said she was.
There seem to be alot of Gays in that Photo, but then CF attracts them. Are there many Out CFers that we know of?
Hello style politics can backfire - we are a nation of ugly fuckers.
davechappell are you from Lantau or lama and do you travel on CX?
Dr Crackers; Yes the Independent Republic of Lamma, and CX, not if I can help it, the service has gone down a lot. I prefer Thai or SQ, the totty is better.
For the benefit of those who don't know what I mean by LBFM, some years ago Simon Winchester (of Argentinian jail and the Sunday Times at the time of Maggie's War) went to print describing the cabin crew of Cathay Pacific as Little Brown Fucking Machines. Said cabin crew took umbrage at the term and refused to let him board a CX aircraft in London on his attempted return to Hong Kong and thereafter he was banned from flying with the airline.
The Y addition refers to the females of the Peoples' Republic, to one of whom I am married.
Trips in the last 2 weeks to Bangkok and Singapore confirmed to me that for beauteous totty the rallying cry must be "Go East, young (or old) man".
Oswald Mosley used to say Vote Labour, Sleep Tory but looking at your photo collection Guido I start to wonder why they are all so pasty-looking - is it the drugs ?
I suspect it's amateur use of the camera flash.
p.s. No Chris Kelly to be seen? Is he too important for these events now he's an approved candidate? Time was you'd be guaranteed to see him at every one.
The "child drinking Guinness" does not look any older in real life. He is about 19/20 but looks 10!
top left. blond. yum (is that the CF girl who had a tizzy on chome a while back?)
Guido left early. He had urgent business at Parliament.
Nobody got any photos of the barmy little black guy who climbed on a table and started to shout at everyone? He got ejected shortly afterwards. Mark Clarke looked like he'd swallowed a pineapple.
A nice bunch of people...good to see the YCs getting in bed with each other again....Harold McMillan would be proud....
who is that cutie in row one on the right...is he shagable?
JH said...
Nobody got any photos of the barmy little black guy who climbed on a table and started to shout at everyone?
One of the A-List presumably.
Anonymous said...
who is that cutie in row one on the right...is he shagable?
Would you like his phone number, Gordon?
Anonymous said...
JH said...
Nobody got any photos of the barmy little black guy who climbed on a table and started to shout at everyone?
One of the A-List presumably.
No, it was David "thick as shit" Lammy getting into the spirit of multi-culturalism.
Thanks Anonymous can you just jot it down and slip it into the letter box at No 11, marked Rocking House Collection...
It was Winston McKenzie the London Mayoral candidate - made a complete tool of himself. It takes some doing to get thrown our of a CF Party
He is a mayoral candidate? Good christ.
Above average for Tories, below average for human beings.
You're really not doing the Tories any favours here Guido!
gayer we've already established that he is the young scouser of ConservativeHome if you read the thread. He only graced the party briefly, no doubt between MP's dinner parties or something else important.
only four blondes. how disappointing!
Dr Crackers; Yes the Independent Republic of Lamma, and CX, not if I can help it, the service has gone down a lot. I prefer Thai or SQ, the totty is better.
'For the benefit of those who don't know what I mean by LBFM, some years ago Simon Winchester (of Argentinian jail and the Sunday Times at the time of Maggie's War) went to print describing the cabin crew of Cathay Pacific as Little Brown Fucking Machines. Said cabin crew took umbrage at the term and refused to let him board a CX aircraft in London on his attempted return to Hong Kong and thereafter he was banned from flying with the airline.
The Y addition refers to the females of the Peoples' Republic, to one of whom I am married.
Trips in the last 2 weeks to Bangkok and Singapore confirmed to me that for beauteous totty the rallying cry must be "Go East, young (or old) man".
7:57 AM '
Who gives a fuck????
none of those people are attractive
How many of those guys are Gay? and whats his name the top row on the far right?
Isnt it time we had a CF event for Gays?
I do belive that it is Sarah Southern 2nd row down on the right what a awful person, my left foot has more going for it! She is on £30,000 a year
Not Brian Coleman said:
"Who gives a fuck????"
No one probably but why waste space repeating the whole post - and four question marks? Are you a self-administered orgasm specialist?
Dave chappell -
I wanted to show everybody what complete and utter crap the post was, so in answer to your question; yes it was worth repeating the whole post. Quite what it has to do with you, I don't know.
Anyway, I'll leave you to get back to your boring dower drivel.
Ciao.
third row down, second from the left...member of the labour party
Only one there worth any merit is, as per usual, the gorgeous Tabitha at top left. The rest just look like one of those teenage charity balls ... all braces, bad haircuts and awkward fumbling after a glass too many of diluted cider.
lol
Funny if that's true
Anon said:
"I think I also spot TV's Donal Blaney's ex-fiancee second bottom left too, Ms Bean (enjoys weightlifing). "
Ah, that whole 'fiancee' thing was a very amusing episode. As was the 'weightlifting' one.
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