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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Police Want More Answers

Yard saying more letters have gone out to Downing Street players requesting more information and requesting further interviews. You might want to keep this handy for the next month..

29 comments:

Hedgy said...

Gudio, I'm glad you have included yourself in there...shows a willingness to take your chances...but where is the devious Lemsip and ex floosy..Sian..surely the fuzz have written to them as well?

Simon Tragic said...

Two from the top row, one from the middle and three from the bottom please, Carol.

Anonymous said...

There is no cause for concern in "BlairWorld"
Yates might be asking Tone to write the final report for him.

Davidcracknellsonlymate said...

Pwhoar!!! That Ruth Turner's a bit of all right, all right. But why is Bernard Manning wearing sunglasses?

confused already said...

where's Chris Evans - wasn't he arrested?

Anonymous said...

I want Ruth all to myself, yum, yum!

javelin said...

Lazy coppers - the letters should have gone out on Monday afternoon.

davidcracknelllsonlymate said...

Hands off, she mine, I tell you... I will even visit her in jail.

peter hitchens said...

Chris Evans has been pinched but when will Yates be interviewing Billie Piper?

Nick Robinson said...

This will all come to nothing.

John Pieenar said...

I agree with Nick it will come to nothing because Number 10 told me. Now about those awful Tories.....

davidcracknellsonlymate said...

And over on ITN, Tom Bradby said: "What's all this about again?"

Tristan said...

That is why Blair wasn't arrested. Yates has someone else in the sweepstakes, he doesn't want to arrest Blair before he arrests his person first!

Anonymous said...

In the interests of transparency and fair play Guido should declare if he has received a missive from Yates.
As for myself , I could not possibly comment.

Eileen Critchley said...

'Police want more answers' - but can we rely on them to put the right questions to the right people?

Or is this all going to be smudged over as is usually the case.

…………and we want more people to vote! Yeh right.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to everyone on Guido's graphic and good luck!

Maggie Thatcher fan said...

The key question is whether Blair has had another letter, and if so, will the interview be under caution this time?

Commisioner Yates said...

Don't you facking worry
I am playing a long game, softly softly catchy monkey.
No facking way am I going to arrest a serving prime minister but as soon as the cant has been booted out of number 10 I will be all over him like a fly on a huge steaming dog turd.
There is a whiff of change in the air, only yesterday I was having a shit in Sir Ian Blairs bog reading the daily sport that he always leaves behind the pan and fack me you should have seen some of the graffiti on the back of the door

"Tony you're going down the kermit"

"Anthony Blair you cant your facking nicked"

That and the phone number of a certain mr paddick offering "slow sensual deep massages"
The facking iron!
Mark my facking words This Blair slag Is going down the Bailey and getting plenty of porridge
laverley

Yates of the facking yard

John Bull (is back!) said...

The sooner we get rid off Blair and his bunch of bad apples and install a proper British Conservative government the better. God Save the Cameron.

crackers said...

I claim J Powell(please pronounce Pole) 2nd left. I believe he may even get a double top. One for being an accessory under Peerage acts and the other for destroying evidence. Yates has sent a final demand to #10 to stop fucking him around. Pole is shitting himself and now wears extra strength Pampers all the time.

wrinkled weasel said...

I am glad that commissioner Yates sounds like the Sweeney. I prefer my coppers the old fashioned way, diamond geezers, slap the Mrs about when she speaks out o' turn, not averse to a bung, fit up the people who should be in prison anyway, ... 'ere, sunshine, get yer trousers on, yor nicked....

wrinkled weasel said...

AlJazeera have reported on the Foundation-laying ceremony of the Freedom Tower, the replacement for the World Trade Center.

Al Jazz helpfully adds at the end of its report:

"The tower will be built with 45,000 tonnes of steel, builders say."

Anonymous said...

"more letters have gone out..."

Hm, I wonder when they got to the postbox - does anyone at Scotland Yard keep up with trivia such as the last posting dates for Christmas post? The letters will arrive just in time for the absence 'on extended winter hols' of the recipients.

In fact, it's tantamount to warning them to 'op it pronto...Ho ho ho

haddock said...

I don't see Cherie Blair on there, judging from a portrait I saw, she would be relatively easy to be picked up by the fuzz.

Penfold said...

Heard that Yates has asked a number of bodies for more info and to have another little fireside chat with him.

Clearly he has found the missing segments in the chocolate orange and is going on a little fishing expedition to see who he can fit up with a charge of perverting the course. Will be interesting to learn who the invitees are, cos if they're from No10, like a gatekeeper or adviser then it gets quite serious.

Hopefully a few people are going to have a really lousy Xmas. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of tossers and areseholes.

Anonymous said...

Jonathan Powell is fcuked but the little squealer will try to take a few others with him.

prevara said...

Could someone identify them all for the benefits of foreigners, schoolchildren, etc? Go on, it's Xmas.

Anonymous said...

When Jonathan "Poooool" gets banged up I hope Sweetie Petie Mandy gives him some tips on how to improve his social life in jug

Julian said...

Perhaps its time to start running a "Labour MP most likely to drop the soap in Wormwood Scrubs" competition.

Patrizia said...

Interesting to see from the Indpendent today that John McTernan has been arrested under caution. My money was always on that little weasel.


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