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48 comments:
Darn it Guido,
If you had thought of this diguise in 1605 you might of avoided being hung, drawn and quartered :-)
ACE !!
After 3....
'We're going to Barbados...
In a sunny Caribbean sea...'
Or even hanged, drawn and quartered...
Still, beats the kippah that the Israelis made him wear - at least with this one you can't see his face!
Let me guess, she's headed for daddy Bush, equiped with a large tube of KY.
That is no disguised fugitive. Its Emily off to the mosque to read the Koran which she always takes on her overseas travels.
"Does my bomb look big in this ?"
I `m still fuming about "Eugene" but will endevour to ignore him
Guido, your Christmas and New Year competition should be for your followers to compose a eulogy for our soon to be (God willing) late (in office!) little shit of a Prime Minister and/or his usurping (First Lady!) harpie of a wife. No more than 250 words (what do I hear, more than enough?)
Is Cherie under there as well?
Lord Levy?
Machiavelli, It was actually hung, like meat, then drawn and quartered just like a body of beef,cept they drew you before you were dead.
Quicker than growing a beard, as a disguise.
Surely "does my bung look big in this ?"
Showing your face is "not automatic" - Customs have neglectd their foremost duty of public saftey so they can adhere to New Labours Political Correctness.
Did anybody in the Government know about this and not change policy because they put political correctness above security?
...Look Cherie it's the Christmas present from Jerry Adams...
Immigrants are one of the tools of Socialist Revolution. One of Labour's first priorities was to abandon border controls.
Who cares if a few murderers/bombers get in/out of the country?
Is it patprimer aka Ed Balls in disguise posting here:
http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=39359&pid=511675&st=60&#entry511675
Fancy a good laugh?
Go to http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,1975777,00.html
Anthony Seldon really excels himself in describing bliar as a "political colossus"
Funniest thing thing I've seen in weeks
This one sums Blair up:
Blair's legacy is most definitely settled: he is an authoritarian weakling seduced by power, in awe of the mega-rich, and contemptuous of the rights and civil liberties of the individual. He is corrupt, selfish, dishonest, and hypocritical. That is how Tony B. Liar will be remembered in the pages of history.
Brown's epitaph will be even worse.
And here we have Emily modelling the little black number she'll be wearing for Pete and Reinaldo's 'boys night in'. Or should that be night in boys?
Would this be Simpson entering Kabul?,
Lawrence entering Damascus?,
Doughty on his travels in Deserta Arabia?,
Flashman after one of his adventures?,
Or could it be a murderer legging it out of the country post haste after killing a WPC.
Why no, it's our fun loving PM demonstrating multi-culturism and the "Greek position".
Graham e said...
And here we have Emily modelling the little black number she'll be wearing for Pete and Reinaldo's 'boys night in'. Or should that be night in boys?
I've always thought there were something creepily effeminate about Blair. No wonder he's attracted to the pederast religion of islam. The blaggard is a raving arse bandit and he's not the only one at the top of that party of liars, poofs, and traitors.
Surely you mean Fugitive flees Britain disguised as "Political Colossus". Ant Selsdon's article at CiF is the funniest thing I have read in ages. Heartily reccommended. Thanks nadders.
Seldon also says that Blair reads the Koran every day, along with the Old and New Testaments. What a complete arse. As if 20 minutes of "Siddiq begat Ali who begat Imran who begat Sarfraz" is going to improve anybody's lot.
I dare say he does this because he can't face rogering his wife.
I think sun glasses would help!
Imagine if you found yourself alone in a railway carriage with someone with those eyes. No, on second thoughts don't, it doesn't bear thinking about.
That's my Dave under there!
Isn't it?
You'll be pleased to hear that "Tony Blair a Political Collossus" is an anagram of "Sociably as clitoral pollution" or if you change the grammar a little and make it "Tony Blair an Political Collossus" the anagram is "Tony Blair is a cunt. Cool! Spoil All".
The political collosus in festive bunting.
do you flush collosuses?
Nah - you're all wrong. It's Blair finally realising we hate looking at his disgusting teeth and has probably accepted a bung to promote the Anti - Hallitosis Hijab.
what concerns me, is how the fuck do they know that he escaped wearing a niqab?
of course they don't know. It's just a "theory" that he "may" have escaped that way - they don't even know if he has left the country.
It's just another shite piece of spin
what concerns me, is how the fuck do they know that he escaped wearing a niqab?
His brother doing a 30 year stretch probably told them...........or his sister applied for a new passport
Why don't you try thinking instead of being a stupid sceptical fool ?
Seldon also says that Blair reads the Koran every day
Anthony Eden read it in Arabic.........Blair reads it in Penguin unaware it is not sequential.................both came a cropper
Anthony Seldon really excels himself in describing bliar as a "political colossus"
You just can't get quality staff anymore. You'd have thought Journalists would know how to spell Colostomy.
Eden:
He was fluent in French, German and Persian and also spoke Russian and Arabic
Blair cannot even enunciate English verbs
Its his Prices Di moments wot does it.....
Voyager....
Eden might have been a wonderful foreign secretary, but he was a shit PM taking us into a nightmare war in the middle east...hmmm sounds familiar.
I guess that, while he may have been able to speak five different languages, he probably had nothing wise or well judged to say in any of them!
fuck off Guido,
that's you staring through the letterbox pleading with Mrs Fawkes to let you in.
we've all been there brother.
One can only hope that during a stopover at Dubai International he is mistaken for someone's arranged bride to be and is whisked off to spend the rest of his miserable existence as some goatherd's bum boy.
but he was a shit PM taking us into a nightmare war in the middle east...hmmm sounds familiar.
That was precisely my point...............with Eden we had the luxury end of the market, with Blair we get the "I read the Penguin Koran" version
Nightmare wars in the Middle East can be viewed in 90 seconds on Iain Dale; worth a look.
Love him or loathe him, no one can deny that Blair has been a political colossus at the end of the 20th century and the beginning of the 21st...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,1975539,00.html
I think it's a plumbing metaphor -- picture Bliar as a stubborn 'colossus' waiting for the flush of destiny.
Is it normal for Muslims to have such beautiful blue eyes?
Looks not unlike the banned Tory election poster from way back when. Maybe it's all been a clever ploy. Pity the Tories still havent found anyone to take over in those 10 years.
It is obvious that women so dressed should be strip-searched each time they enter a public building.
Enough of this laxity - time to show that this isn't an episode of Dr who and cybermen get killed
Unfortunatly I can believe that this happened because security at ariports is joke! and shouldn't be taken seriously. Even a 7 or 10 year old could get through security at any airport in the country if they really wanted to, I also think it is a disgrace that security at airports is so pethetic and useless. Now just think for a minute if there would be another attempt at destroying airliners on such a scale we wouldn't be able to stop it and even more civilians would be killed thanks to Tony Blair's wonderful anti-terrorist policy's we would be in more panic than we are now.
Well, remember that Nigerian state governor standing trial in London allegedly for laundering 1.8 million pounds fleeing Britain disguised as a woman? When he arrived home he put it down to divine intervention.
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