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Sunday, November 26, 2006

New Musical About "Fascist Tart" is Great Success

Revised lyrics by Greg Clark MP; revised music by Aretha Peter Franklin

The heart-warming tale of how a young girl brought up in relative poverty achieves absolute power by getting into bed with strange right-wing men. Featuring the great hits:
  • Don't Cry For Me, Tunbridge Wells
  • Oh What A Caravan moving across the desert, Oh What A Show
  • On This Night of a Thousand Sparts
  • I'd Be Surprisingly Good For You with the ABC1s
  • Another Manifesto in Another Hall
  • High taxing, adored
  • And the Taxpayer's Money Kept Rolling Out

6 comments:

Shotgun said...

She'll finish off wih a rousing rendition of Hey Big Spender and throw her knickers at Gorgon Broon.

Charlotte Corday said...

My reaction: "Jesus Christ (Polly Toynbee's a) Superstar."

i spy strangers said...

Shotgun,

May I ask you a question that's been troubling me for some time? Do you ever reach orgasm, or are you condemned to abuse yourself for all eternity like some sort of Wanking Dutchman?

... or is the graphic meant to depict someone else?

Anonymous said...

Hmm...Gag loses something [everything?] in the execution.

Isn't good comedy meant to be about the timing ?

I like your idea that 'your' money is all yours and none of it belongs in taxes.
If the state didn't provide health, education, security and welfare you would be up shit creek with no paddle - and where would your superb entrepreneurial skills be then ?

Not much call for 'yuppies' in Mad Max ..

i spy strangers said...

Why on earth should the state have the main (or any) responsibility for providing health care, education, or even welfare? (I might grant you 'security' - though, even there, this present rabble are managing to cock it up good and proper.)

Anonymous said...

I heard she failed the orals.


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