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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Happy Birthday Women2Win

Alas Guido won't be able to attend tonight's Millbank celebration, so you'll just have to make do with the surprise guest - Dave. It will be wall-to-wall with Tory totty, so if someone has a digital camera... email Guido later.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your Tory Totty is rather misleading.

They all look like horses.

Anonymous said...

That would be more trotty than totty, then?

Anonymous said...

won't be able to, or wasn't invited?

Anonymous said...

Better than Labour PC Crab Apples any day

Jak said...

I would like to see a pic of the best looking Lesbian.

W2LOSE PROPHET said...

All the bitches should be in their constituencies working for the next election.
Any fucker can converse with the converted tossers and totties of the new conservatives.

Anonymous said...

Talking of bitches, Guido, what happened to the PopBitch story from last night?

fruitcake said...

Are you not going because yer suit's still at the cleaners from that last bash?

WOOFTER WATCH said...

There will be plenty Lesbians but few pretty ones-who wants to shag hardened bitches.

TIRAMASU said...

Will bernard be there to crow about being kicked out of his job for failing

NOT AT ALL JEALOUS said...

All the winmin to win will be very safe with the Gaybo Cameroonies.

Anonymous said...

Gory Grotty surely?

ARABELL said...

Anybody know who has been invited, to scrutinise the titties of the totties,I know Dave won't find it a turn on.

IAIN FAIL OBSERVER said...

Is Iain Fail going,at least the totties will be safe.

turnip said...

BY Gorr its enough to turn you offfff women for life- what a sight.

newmania said...

What a simply appalling attitude to women there is in this place .How can you encourage this dark age objectifying of the female body . It is disgraceful;, disgraceful I tell you ,and you should all wash your mouths out with soap . A woman is a person with feelings ideas and a soul. YES a soul . She is not a multi plug home entertainment centre and the reward you may expect for your dreadful remarks is a lifetime of masturbation.

Shocking


I can for those not entirely lost recommend a good therapist with some expierince in dealing with the emotionally damaged . Its not to late

Peter Hitchens said...

Ambitious women
what a turn off

Mr Gisoad said...

Ambitious women
what a turn off


depends what they're ambitious to do, shurely...

markskipworth said...

I ad that Caroline Fllnt in the back of a cab once - not literally, though.

Peter Hitchens said...

Mr gisoad
this lot are a bunch of ball breakers who rather pathetically have bought into the whole superwoman fantasy that has lead to the break up of the family and perversely the enslavement of women.
I have plenty of experience of the type, oddly enough I created the first one I was involved with.
I now judge a partner using a very simple test, If there is no sign of them not getting back in their box when told to (a second time) then its goodbye.
I find this works, then its best to dump them after 2 years and find another.

santa coming said...

These totties,such as shagbag,should,as has already been
posted,be in their constituencies working their asses off.They have erected themselves high and should be ready for one almighty fall.

These titty prima donnas are deluding themselves of their winning capabilities.Any arsehole can mix with the converted but they should be out KNOCKING,and persuading the men that they will do anything for them,or if they are a bit acdc the lesbian wimin whom they will bend over forwards to help them too.

TORY COMMENTATOR said...

Tory W2W proponent,Sayeeda Warsi, as usual did a sterling job as the black rottweiller on the BBC Question Time.
Prickly and determined to make her mark to the punters present, and those watching the programme, I could not but feel that such an extraordinary effort was being put in by herself to make her mark with the senior tory powerhouse.
Her demeanour was ME Me, which corresponds with her previous comments that if Associations do not tow the line they will have to be brought into line, in her references to the A list.
Gazing about the room in self importance in making her Mark gave me the feeling that she is courting controversy- a loose cannon. hidden behind an eggshell of ethnic armour.
A fierce opponent of Homosexuality and a supporter of freedom fighters is a confusing twist in the views of the modern new tory party and I cannot help but feel that she is an individual who is heading for scolding water.
The debate reminded me of something like an evening with the Patels and its appeal would have been only to 5% of the audience.
Tory Commentator predicts that this individual who is normally to found in her plush office at CCHQ (27 million in debt) is a liability to watch!

Mr Gisoad said...

this lot are a bunch of ball breakers...

hitch, to be fair I was going for the rather obvious "ambitious to suck my..." angle.

Thought you'd put it better than me, but if you won't rise to the bait...

The Eton Rifle said...

Tory Commentator (8.53am)

She only got selected in Dewsbury (2005) because she stitched up the final anyway when 60 'new' members had joined the local party over a period of a year.

The Women2Win group are just bra burning men-haters and as soon as Dave's back is turned, they'll be plotting to get his job next. You have been warned.

Anonymous said...

I would like to see the photomontage of these women 'whinning' with their "Tosser within".

Andrew Simms said...

I take it none of you have girlfriends then boys? Oh dear, dear, dear.

Go home and play with your trainsets, and I'm sure mommy will have your tea ready soon!

Anonymous said...

tory commentator - 'tow the line' - 'scolding water'.

What next ? I am waiting with 'baited breath'...

AntiCitizenOne said...

> none of you have girlfriends then boys?

As Hitch says, the Eastern European "models" that Blair imported are much better value on a "per-use" basis.


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