Andrea - I don't think the women are the main focus of interest in this case ... but you're right! (What a relief it is not to be a socialite, or a socialist for that matter.)
Actually, I think the photos on the link prove that the Yanks have got there before us. They were clearly taken at a face transplant convention. (But all this is a distraction.)
Good God the "other man" is fucking ancient! You would have thought Barker would of least had the decency to to find himself a nice young chicken on Old Compton street. He probably has one of those Daddy fetishes. Wonder who was "in the driving seat"?
I fear, Mr Hitchens, that you've missed the boat (he said, smugly); see my 3:06 post.
BTW, raincoaster, thanks for your approval. It's about time "discussions of a Ugandan nature" was put out to grass. Do you think "consulting over interior designs" might be a suitable replacement?
Aha - I see you've updated your comment, Peter. By my reading of the caption, W B-B doesn't appear in the picture. (Unfortunate set of initials, really.)
I spy strangers, instead of discussing interior design" and bearing in mind the Linley connection, maybe it should be.. He was advising me on how to best polish my wood?
Heheh I love a good witch hunt. I wonder if the banks Blayney character is on GAYDAR, I haven't the courage to look. Guido you're brave, be a dear and have a peep, I bet he's on there.
I think that you will find that the picture is not of W B-B - but DPC - David Patrick Columbia - the pretentious author of the NY Social Diary No doubt also a knob jockey. I mean what sort of man sets up a gossip website??? A Knob jockey thats who.
Re 'Ugandan discussions' a euphemism for heterosexual sex, this term has already been replaced by 'doing some Wilberforce research'. Discussing interior design should be restricted to describing shirtlifter activities of a sexual nature. Distinctions need to be made.
Can I just say how relieved I am it isn't Donal Blaney? The thought of him doing the jiggy-jiggy, whether with this unfortunate MP or anyone else, is too much for my delicate constitution.
"He recently commissioned a £12,000 oil painting of himself by portrait artist Andrew James. The painting depicts the politician sitting in a leather armchair and wearing full riding gear."
Daily Mail.
And poor Celeste STILL hadn't twigged that he was a bit light on his loafers?
For every distraction there is an equal and opposite action ... this is a distraction, Guido. What's been covered up? (ps ... someone must've pointed out to you that yourself and yer pals were fitted up by John Dee).
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Archie Belaney (Grey Owl to you)?We should treasure the Beaver and people like Mandelson aren't?But the Sleazeometer's far more important??
Slow news day?
William Donal Blaney? What can you be suggesting, Guido?
NOT DONAL.
Phew!
This one?
Eureka - I think!
http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/socialdiary/2005/11_10_05/socialdiary11_10_05.php
I spy strangers...some of the women in that link are really scary...
Excellent work! Is "an associate of Linley" going to enter the lexicon, do you think?
Andrea - I don't think the women are the main focus of interest in this case ... but you're right! (What a relief it is not to be a socialite, or a socialist for that matter.)
Does he have dogs?
Actually, I think the photos on the link prove that the Yanks have got there before us. They were clearly taken at a face transplant convention. (But all this is a distraction.)
I always thought Greg Barker was too well-dressed and urbane to be straight...
are there sharp teeth and a soda fountain involved in the quiz?
Good God the "other man" is fucking ancient!
You would have thought Barker would of least had the decency to to find himself a nice young chicken on Old Compton street.
He probably has one of those Daddy fetishes.
Wonder who was "in the driving seat"?
I fear, Mr Hitchens, that you've missed the boat (he said, smugly); see my 3:06 post.
BTW, raincoaster, thanks for your approval. It's about time "discussions of a Ugandan nature" was put out to grass. Do you think "consulting over interior designs" might be a suitable replacement?
Ha ha ha ha! I thought this was something about Donal Blaney too! Now that would be REALLY funny.
Aha - I see you've updated your comment, Peter. By my reading of the caption, W B-B doesn't appear in the picture. (Unfortunate set of initials, really.)
I spy: I'm trying to work in a joke about "consulting on whether the carpet matches the drapes," but it's a little clunky. Any suggestions?
I spy strangers,
instead of discussing interior design"
and bearing in mind the Linley connection, maybe it should be..
He was advising me on how to best polish my wood?
Heheh I love a good witch hunt.
I wonder if the banks Blayney character is on GAYDAR, I haven't the courage to look.
Guido you're brave, be a dear and have a peep, I bet he's on there.
raincoaster: Would "shagpile(s)" give you something to work on? Perhaps a bit crude.
Peter - would that be French polishing? You don't suppose the good B-B advises Mr Oaten on the best choice of coffee table do you?
"raking the shag" works backwards or forwards, as do the gentlemen in question, I would imagine.
Doesn't WB-B use the name WB-Blair as well?
nice rain coat..as I think I'll call you... :O)
I think that you will find that the picture is not of W B-B - but DPC - David Patrick Columbia - the pretentious author of the NY Social Diary....
I think that you will find that the picture is not of W B-B - but DPC - David Patrick Columbia - the pretentious author of the NY Social Diary
No doubt also a knob jockey.
I mean what sort of man sets up a gossip website???
A Knob jockey thats who.
So he traded his wife in for an older model?!
I hope he's a good runner - it would be a shame for his nuts and bearings to give up as soon as he was driven hard.
Re 'Ugandan discussions' a euphemism for heterosexual sex, this term has already been replaced by 'doing some Wilberforce research'. Discussing interior design should be restricted to describing shirtlifter activities of a sexual nature. Distinctions need to be made.
Can I just say how relieved I am it isn't Donal Blaney? The thought of him doing the jiggy-jiggy, whether with this unfortunate MP or anyone else, is too much for my delicate constitution.
raincoaster (5:01) - like it!
I also have to agree with anonymous (6:39) re. the excellent Donal. I am ashamed that the thought ever crossed my mind.
This would be the Will Banks-Blaney who used to claim he manages Andrew Lamberty's store in Pimlico Road?
It's in the Daily Mail now...along with an open letter from Belinda Oaten to Celeste Barker
"He recently commissioned a £12,000 oil painting of himself by portrait artist Andrew James. The painting depicts the politician sitting in a leather armchair and wearing full riding gear."
Daily Mail.
And poor Celeste STILL hadn't twigged that he was a bit light on his loafers?
He wasn't an interior designer. He was a lowly french polisher who specialised in rubbing up tallboys.
Check his Parliamentary Expenses
The fellow IS pretty, though. Maybe he could be written off as a decorative artifact?
For every distraction there is an equal and opposite action ... this is a distraction, Guido. What's been covered up? (ps ... someone must've pointed out to you that yourself and yer pals were fitted up by John Dee).
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