Looks Like the Wedding is Off for Sian and Lembit
Sad, but unsurprising, news reaches Guido's cellar that 48 year-old Sian is no longer wearing the engagement ring that Lembit (41) gave her. So she is apparently Social, Welsh, Sexy and single.
Lembit has been social throughout their relationship, which has resulted in some storms. Guido has despaired that the wedding would never happen for sometime. Time methinks to put that catsuit on again Sian..
If she does get a bit lonely this new limited edition product should rekindle some memories...
Picture Credit : Theo Spark
UPDATE : She is, according to watchers of her latest broadcast, wearing the engagement ring again. So when can we can look forward to the wedding?
28 comments:
Anything to do with his greatest secret?
Do hope it's nothing to do with Dave's best glacier hugging mate Greg Barker.
Anonymous said...
Anything to do with his greatest secret?
So, all that bragging about having an 8" tongue and being able to breathe through his ears was bullshit?
Is it because Sian got tired of the twat preaching green policies, whilst happily polluting the skies while playing at Biggles high above the valleys?
KD-It's probably more to do with being the man behind Oaten though Barker must still be in the frame.
All went wrong in that Jungle with so much thrush about (not the songbird). At her age she needs a lot more than Limpit can give her. I am awaiting confirmation of membership of SWS just in case she wants a taste of real man.
I noted last night that she has been getting blonder and blonder.
What she ever saw in that wonky faced twat I will never know.
that dildo needs naming how about
"the licking lembit"
"the libdem intruder"
" the socialy responsible ass tickler"
Lembit should have done the NPV on her pension a bit earlier and gone for a racier model with shinier paintwork.............if he wants someone more hos own age he should go console Mrs Barker and her family
Haa anyone noticed the similarity between Lembit and the blue figure in the picture?
One has batteries inserted into its bottom and looks like a dildo, and the other is a sex toy for welsh weather girls.
It becomes more obvious, after a while.
Gary
When you say "news reaches Guido's cellar" would that be "via page three of the Daily Mirror"?
Well I guess it makes a change for a LibDem not getting fucked for once.
Oh bloody hell.
And I'd already bought 'em a fondue set.
Nonsense according to the Shropshire Star: http://www.shropshirestar.co.uk/2006/10/lembit-split-nonsense-sian/
So expect confirmation next week. However, SWS? How can you be sexy when you suffer from "Cherie Blair mouth"?
Sian should always remember - the grass is GREEN on the other side.
She's wearing it again. (We'll for the weather report thats just been on ITV)
What does any of this matter? She does a slot about the weather, he's an MP for a Party that is unlikely ever to form a government in my lifetime. Who cares?
Well, he's a liberal - and he took the defintion of 'girlfriend' to liberal extremes with that one.
He must be awfully good with that thing.
Judging by her ridiculously exaggerated hand movements every time she does the weather, she shouldn't need the blue toy!
(Anon posted this on the wrong thread yesterday)
What a rib tickler (or something like that...
Isn't that David Milliband in the blue outfit?
"Wonky faced twat" from Peter Hitchens - Superb.
LO is a nauseating little shit.
Please say that the wedding is still on, otherwise we're going to have to suffer the geeky pair back on the market.
BTW. Weather GIRL? For heaven's sake she's only 12 years away from her pension.
Haven't you noticed that the weather has got better since she has been engaged....
Is it my imagination or has her mouth become even bigger too?
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Dear Senor Guido
The admirable Captain Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) observed "I like Weddings - drinks all round"
I hope the happy couple not so eventually make it up the aisle and then live happily ever after
Your obedient servant
G E
Oh dear.
Clearly Sian keeping clear of any financial scandal that might affect her job and career prospects.
Party girl like her should be able to find lots of nice wealthy boys to keep her serviced.
"Sian keeping clear of any financial scandal that might affect her job and career prospects."
Exactly what "job and career prospects" might those be pray - she's a 48 year old Weather "Girl" for God's sake!
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