Late Filings
Guido has been a little busy today. Fending off threats of writs and dealing with annual filings for his Irish interests. So he has some sympathy for the Telegraph, who have to file their annual return in 1 minute or be in breach of the law. Look Daddy, I shrunk the company!
Staying on this theme the Electoral Commission was supposed to receive the details of loans made to political parties by September 6th tomorrow, usually the unwashed taxpayers get to see the filings a fortnight later. Still no sign. Whassup?
17 comments:
Writs, company returns, join the club...
Chiz, chiz...
DK
Does this mean the electoral commission may have found something?? I wonder what it could be....
The Electoral Commission couldn't find its dick in the dark. Don't hold your breath.
The Electoral Commission are probably still in shock after being told that Euroland are sending a German and a Pole to investigate postal vote fraud.
Effectively, they've been handed their P45s.
Never mind your Irish interests, when are you going to return to your Italian ones?
Further charges brought against Mills and Berlusconi today, up before Il Beak in springtime.
But when is Teflon Tony getting his collar felt?
Looks like Levy has dropped him in the Shit.
I wouldn't bother with all that paperwork if I were you Guido. Seems that Blair has just declared Global War.
Oh! On second reading it's Global Warming.
Sorry chaps. Ah well, back to the abacus then.
Wait until you get an 'Intervention Letter' from HMRC. Then you'll know Gordon's boys are really on to you...
ALL YOU BASE ARE BELONG TO US
No!! YOUR BASE not YOU BASE Damn my prosthetic hands damn them!
mutley
Sorry to read that you have to type using hands hewn from Heather Mills McCartneys old legs.
Gawd bless the auld slapper for donating them to charity.
I myself suffer from a similar disability and type using a stick attached to my forehead.
Weren't all those crazy hippie greenine bastards talking the same global war/ming doom stuff 30/40 years ago that Blair is today. Has he finally dropped acid?
Save the planet Tony dude, stop the fucking post office putting a mountain of shit through my door each week.
No, mate: in the 70s it was global cooling that was going to kill us all.
I have assembled some choice quotes from that time...
DK
Peter, are you sure its not attached to your dick?...seems more likely...
No, Blair has declared Global war on Ming.
It's just about the only war he'd ever win.
look out for a close vote today on the Inquiry into 'Lying toe-rags 'R'Us'!
My instinct is that Tone will win. Rebel Labour M.P.'s have serious concerns, but not that serious.
'Irish interests'.............more Man U dosh for Teflon Don Bertie?
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