Chris Bryant Writes for Guido!
They mocked me when I put my picture on Gaydar (why, oh why I chose those underpants I will never know). They mocked me in the valleys when they found out that I was a Tory at Oxford along with William Hague. Well they're not mocking me now. No. I have got Bindmans on to the mockers. Iain Dale (filthy homophobe) he got a letter. He took it down. Ros Taylor at the Guardian, they got a letter and they have taken it down. No, no, no. Who is mocking now? Frightened of me all of them. Nobody is going to write spoof diaries about me and get away with it. I am Chris Bryant.
79 comments:
Get her!
Ooh he's so butch.
Greg Barker would just lurve that tie...
They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
What would YOU take down for a stiffly worded legal letter big boy?
Chris we love it when you're angry, you look like you could crush a grape.
Seriously, though, thank GOD he was wearing underpants.
They laughed on Halloween Night 2003 when Arseley Buggerme Crossley said he would win Falmouth @ Cambourne. Its now nearly Halloween Night 2006 and theyre still laughing.....and laughing....and laughing ...and theyll still be laughing on Halloween Night 2016 because Arseley Buggerme makes Chris look respectable, very respectable.
This is exactly why we need to get rid of this Labour so-called "government".
Fuck !
I just clicked on Gaydar and I look like the bloke on the left, I suppose that makes me a bear.
Guido
Could you please republish that photo of Bryant in his skidders?
Although distasteful ,I feel that many of us would thoroughly enjoy heaping some extra humiliation upon this self important cunt.
john bull said...
This is exactly why we need to get rid of this Labour so-called "government".
John, you keep posting that seemingly without reference to the contents of the article in question. Didn’t you even post it in the Greg Baker thread? Try something a little wittier. Please.
Wasn't Chris Bryant a Tory agent ? Wasn't he a C of E vicar ? Didn't he work for the BBC ?
What made him come out all Labour ?
He went to Mansfield Hall at Oxford did he ?
"kimberley quim said...
Fuck !
I just clicked on Gaydar and I look like the bloke on the left, I suppose that makes me a bear."
Hmmm u up for a meat Kimberley?
I used to use the term "shirt lifter" a lot at school, but they tell me Birdman and Co will send me a letter nowadays. Call me old fashioned, but I never trust queer Vicars.
That's because Harvey Proctor copyrighted the name 'Shirtlifters' for his chain of gents shirt outfitters ...
I suppose being an ex-vicar, he's used to being on his knees a lot.
Jak - I just love the idea of Birdman & Co. It reminds me of that heart-rending movie about a solicitor who did porridge in a US penitentiary: The Bindman of Alcatraz
Apparently Labour are bringing in a new sport for the 2012 Olympics.Called 'surprise yourself'.A dildo is placed on either end of a Boomerang and the naked contestant who scores the most own holes is the winner.
Anon. 5.07 You could have the annual Bognor Bindman competition when a group of highly-paid lawyers jump off the pier into the sea. I'd pay good money to see that.
Well I suppose once they get their grubby hands on our taxes with their expenses, inflated salaries and pensions its up to them what they spend their money, Bindmans Lawyers over a few blog writers, wow watch he doesnt trip on your kerb he'll take YU TU THA CLEANAS FUR COMPO.
This vile nancy is just one more reason to emigrate from this stinking little Isle.
Re the Bognor Bindman competition: I'd pay good money for someone to drain the sea...
He's a disgusting perv. I don't know what's more revolting; that he was a Vicar or he was with the BBC or that he is a brown nosed Labour MP.
It is clear you have to be a shirtlifter to get into any of the above these days.
Chris Bryant ex Vicar, ex Tory, on being identified as a Gaydar porn star : " whats important is ...standing up for the people of Rhonnda." The filthy vicar soliciting favours from his own constituents. Bryant you are a Captain Arsehole and after all the Bindman letters have been written you will still be a Captain Arsehole. Twat.
"Could you please republish that photo of Bryant in his skidders?
Although distasteful ,I feel that many of us would thoroughly enjoy heaping some extra humiliation upon this self important cunt. "
The main concern of that photo wasn't the choice of yfronts..but the lack of "substance" in those yfronts
Bryant is an idiot and pales into total and utter insignificance compared with some of the perverted theatricals of some of the Cameroonies.
One punter has already mentioned the Faggot, Crossley of Falmouth @ Camborne fame, spreading his golden showers over the electorate (RE HONEY TOM NEWS) and totally bemusing the dignified Tory hierarchy into a state of total political vacuum due to shock and awe.Thus wiping out for a generation any chance of a tory ressurection in Cornwall.
All Tories should be careful that this subject in any political discipline is not an attractive vote winner.
Crossley of Falmouth @ Truro Tories is more"erect"in Political minds than any New Labour tosser.
Re Andrea @ 5:47.
You surprise me in the venom of your blog against Bryant.I have read your defence of the Gay Crossley dozens of times despite evidence of his escapades looking for raw sex.
What is the difference between the two?
labour pundit...I don't care how much sex Crossley has!
I don't think I've expressed great venom toward Bryant at 5:47.
It was just a tongue in check comment about his "package"
I haven't seen Crossley half naked (thankfully!) to post comments about his status down there!
Charlotte Corday said...
I suppose being an ex-vicar, he's used to being on his knees a lot.
Actually Charlotte, being an ex-vicar he would prefer to having a penitent kneel before him while he administers "extreme unction".
He forgot about his extreme unction a couple of weeks ago when he joined the 'Blair Must Go' party.
So Andrea what is it about your self righteousness and Historical Praise for the Openly Gay Tory Candidate Ashley Crossley as being Excellent for Falmouth @ Camborne as opposed to the expletive used against Bryant.
Mr Bryant's shame:
http://flickr.com/photos/a1ien/129352345/
labour pundit...when and where did I say that Crossley was excellent?!
IIRC I usually just argued that the F&C association didn't help him to have a chance to win the seat
And I didn't say anything so offensive against Bryant in this thread...that's what I said: "The main concern of that photo wasn't the choice of yfronts..but the lack of "substance" in those yfronts"
Did you find so offensive?
He can send me a letter too, and I'll tell him to shove it up his arse..or maybe not seeing as that is where he enjoys shoving things...bender.
Andrea my party did our best not to give Ashley Crossley a chance and he accused (indirectly through his gay associates)Candy Atherton as being Homophobic. You also have charged the Falmouth @ Camborne Management as being Homophobic too-- So stating what is behind Bryants underpants is not offensive.
"So stating what is behind Bryants underpants is not offensive. "
didn't you say I (with that comment) expressed vemon against him?!
My comment was probably just silly, especially compared to some other comments (which can be seen as offensive), but you didn't express any objection at them.
So I got the impression you just wanted to have a go at me.
Do a google image search of 'Chris Bryant MP', and there is in all his, erm, glory on someone's flickr site, and in his swimming trunks at Pinknews.co.uk....
Andrea you sound like Ashley Crossley?
Are you him the gay one and only Ashley Crossley,as I know from your comments that you are not Bryant.
Pundit, Andrea!
I think everybody here, gay, straight, Labour or Tory can agree on one thing.
we all find whatever is contained within the underwear of Chris Bryant to be offensive.
Maybe Archbishop Cranmer could give us the benefit of his wisdom and erudition as we all try to establish how it is that a former man of the cloth could make such an ass of himself.
My own opinion is that Bryant, as well as being a screaming homosexual is as nutty as a ton of squirrel shit.
As a qualified psychotherapist I reccomend that he seeks professional help.
labour pundit...no, I'm not.
What's this obsession you've for Crossley? You aren't Candy Atherton, aren't you? :wink:
Ah, Bryant seens to have a good body, btw. (ops, now Labour Pundit can start to wonder if I'm him....)
Can we stop this bickering please?
Leave Ashley Crossley and Chris Bryant alone.They cannot help their
personal predicament.They are both nice loveable cuddly appealing sexy gay jolly political creatures.
Crossley is on his knees politically after the shabang in Falmouth, and Bryant is on his knees from habit from his past profession- they both have a reason to do other things in that position anyway.
"I think everybody here, gay, straight, Labour or Tory can agree on one thing."
but what the Libdems think about it, Peter Hitchens?! :wink:
Without expressing vemon, can I ask how Chris Bryant walk?
Commenting his coming out, he said:
"“When I told my mother she told me she should have known I was gay because I walked so funny.”
Andrea,I know you are not Bryant from the content of your prodigious blogging habits.I also know you have an insatiable appetite for discussion on the Gay Crossley and that you have an Uncle who lives in the Falmouth @ Camborne Constituency.I also know that you are a True Blue Conservative and a bloody argumentative one..Thats why you have not been kind to Chris Bryant.
I also know that your obsessive blogging on Crossley has ensured that he never has a chance of becoming a PPC, as every Association Chairman is concious of the baggage he carries.
"every Association Chairman is concious of the baggage he carries
More 'substance' than Bryant, then?
There's nothing wrong with being gay.
I would possibly question the wisdom of posing in one's underwear on the Internet (at least without making money out of it) but this is a free-ish sort of country.
There's plenty wrong with being a brown-nosing Bliar toady though!
Long may the bashing continue, at least until Mr Bryant displays some independent un-whipped thought...apparently his unswerving loyalty may have swerved slightly in latter months so there may be hope!
http://flickr.com/photos/a1ien/129352345/
OTT, I looked at Iain Dale's site today for the first time and while it was quite interesting it wasn't as sharp or pungent as GF. Why is that? You get the same contributors, eg Verity, Stalin's Gran, Praguetory etc. They all seem to be a bit more restrained. Is that because Iain wears a suit perhaps?
DP
"MP 'sorry' over underpants photo"
well that was the headline a very long time ago
I am as you know openly gay
I apologised for e-mailing a picture of myself in my underpants to a gay website.
After the picture was published by a number of newspapers, I issued a statement apologising, what do I have to do to get this matter dropped?
It read: "I'm sorry this has happened. I've always been open and honest about my private life but never sought to make an issue of it.
"I'm saddened that others have sought to do so (as Guido continues to do). The important thing is the work that I do for my constituents as an MP."
"I will not myself be distracted from standing up for the people of the Rhondda."
I have always stood up for miners and always will.
This cheap scurrilous tittle tattle contributes nothing of any benefit to political debate in this country.
Iain Dale is a complete bastard, a man well known for selling second hand books purchased at library clearances as new with fake covers on them.
I myself purchased a copy of "Confessions of a Moroccan cabana boy" off him only to get it home and find it was in fact a slightly foxed third edition of Blakes guide to the isle of wight, wrapped in an exotic sleeve, TWAT !
In short ,if any of you fuckers persist in saying nasty things anout me I will be taking firm action, very firm indeed, oh yes.
Any fans can of course contact me at the usual place , no pressure , no commitment, no bare back ( no Tories)
Chris.
Is it libellous if I say:
"What a total tosser this man is..."
Dead Parrot
"I looked at Iain Dale's site today for the first time and while it was quite interesting it wasn't as sharp or pungent as GF. Why is that?"
He moderates comments. It is unlikely that posts peppered with "shirtlifters", "screaming queens" and "queers" are going to appear regularly on Iain Dale's blog. He is a rising star in the world of media and has to sit on the same sofa as many of those people who get a right slagging off on here. Sooner or later the lure of the establishment gets too much, and too lucrative. He's already deconstructed himself.
Iain Dale is generally much more restrained than Guido, and he does fail to approve comments on the basis of vulgarity. I wouldn't be surprised if he'd spiked a few of mine, but I'm very conscious of the difference in tone over there. Political vitriol and long, dull treatises are allowed, where personal insults, particularly lowbrow ones, are not.
He recently softened enough to put up a very catty post on face transplants, and you should have seen the shock! He generally leaves that sort of thing to Guido.
If there were no difference between bloggers, why would we need more than one?
I adore Iain Blair because he allows just about anything through onto his site, even when he intensely disagrees with me.
Who spotted my deliberate mistake and the mind-bending force of the name "blair" even among normal people.
With obeisances and apologies, of course, I was referring to Iain Dale and his excellent blog. The word 'excellent' has never been uttered in a sentence that included the words Tony or Ian Blair.
Apologies.
george galloway is one of very few honest people left in this country.
Why dont you talk about tony bliar and his 3.4million pound pad? or the millions in bribes he took?
Its a big coup getting Chris bryant to write on this site. It must be the real Chris because the real Chris never ever metions his time as a Labour councillor in Hackney. Why is that?
Comforting to see that a Tory blog so easily prompts these nasty homophobic comments. Your party will never change because you are full of genuinely nasty people. Even if you're pretending to be nicer at the moment, yuou don't fool the rest of us.
because you are full of genuinely nasty people
Are we in kindergarten here ? This is the big wide world with people saying what they think, if you want to live in a hall of mirrors stay in your room.
Homophobia means fear of the same..........there is no fear on this Blog. What a meaningless term "homophobia" you cannot even define a word correctly that describes your own discomfort when people reflect on your own behaviour; then again why should you, people joke about other people all day long
I must confess to having never heard of Chris Bryant. A match-stick heir, perhaps?
But that photo at the top of Guido's column looks remarkably like the guy on the front page of today's Dally Male who, apparently, Roman Abramovitch's former lickspittle Greg Barker, the Tory cool-dogger-in-chief has left his wife and kids for.
Dig deeper into the 'Male' (in a non-Tory-Shadowwy Pokesman sort of way) and you find the real reason for all these revelations. They are simply a ruse to provide another three quarters of a page for the promotion of Belina Oaten. Move over Christine Hamilton. It is the era of brown stuff on bald patches, not brown notes in envelopes (or anything Gawdy and Brown)!
Back to the matter in hand...so as to speak...Actually he looks very trim in his pic but a sad choice of knickers...but I wonder how many Tory's are in the same position....never mind the 'odd' lib dem....Cast not stones at greenhouses or you will cause a draught!
Anonymous said...
Comforting to see that a Tory blog so easily prompts these nasty homophobic comments. Your party will never change because you are full of genuinely nasty people. Even if you're pretending to be nicer at the moment, yuou don't fool the rest of us.
I don't think this is a Tory blog; this is a typical attitude from Labour lickspittles.
I have seen not one single homophobic comment here, perhaps you should look up the definition of a phobia; I have however seen distaste for homosexuals, and rightly so. Would you explain in detail what happens in a homo sex act to your elder aunt? Perhaps you think a sex act that if it was the norm would result in the extinction of the speecies is good and wholesome? This is the notion of the BBC and other new Labour mongs...mind you they are infested with benders anyways.
You want to consider homoseuality normal and good, then fine, that is your choice, but don't label me/us negatively because I/we think theyu are deviant perverts engaging in disgusting practices.
I've always wondered, and meant to ask those bender defenders...if they are men [sic] who prefer sex with other men, why does virtually every homo sex act emulate sex with a woman?
Torys aren't nasty people, not in the same league as New Labour people anyways.
Tories will seems nasty when they come to sort out the utter fuckups of Labour, those nasty fuckers that put their failed and discredited ideologies before peoples lives, quite apart from being completely corrupt. Tell Dr David Kelly's widow, and the widows of all those soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan how good Labour tossers are and how nasty the Tories are.
Dick licking Mong.
Iain's site is overwhelmingly right-leaning so it's mainly pats on the back etc - Guido's site has a wider range of characters and is for gentle sparring. I used to enjoy proper clashes at the popular Labour sites but now when you go to Kerron Cross, Recess Monkey, Kris Brown etc I find myself to be a bystander. The Lefties are spending their time ripping each other apart.
No need to delete Shotgun - he is consistently coarse and offensive - (see avatar), his prejudices are apparent and 'normal' people read it in the spirit you listen to a drunken uncle at a wedding ramble on.
I have seen not one single homophobic comment here...
and
I/we think theyu are deviant perverts engaging in disgusting practices.
I think these two statements from the same message say it all about this sad discussion. As for Iain Dale, well, don't even get me started ;)
Shotgun has many virtues including consistency......but I do think he has certain difficulties with significant parts of society.....
The Lefties are spending their time ripping each other apart.
That is after all what lefties do best.
We conservative types enjoy making money and spending our own and indulging in sexual perversions.
Probably why we tend to be far better company than Socialists.
Go on Bill, get started about Iain Dale he's such self righteous, smug, pompous prat. Thank God he didn't publish a photo of himself in his underpants. His performance on Paxo when he didn't get on the A list was nauseating.
But as usual the Tory Party caved in and put him on the A list cause they're scared of these men going to the press with their lies. He's a big mate of Crossley. That says it all. Their problem is not that they are gay but that they are third raters who can't win a seat. Pair of tossers why don't the Tories ditch both of them and give the electorate more decent gay men to vote for like Chris Bryant, Alan Duncan, Nick Herbert,
Chris Smith, Nick Brown.
"
Who is Chris Bryant ?
Who cares ?
How typical of the increasingly slef-satisfying, non-Christian nature of the Church of England establishment - the C of E accepted Herr Bryant as suitable for the Priesthood .... while rejecting real Christians like Master Howard Jnr
Is mockers a contraction of motherfuckers?
If so, might he be a dacker?
I've been wondering who Chris Bryants is, now I know! The shit stabber who posed in his briefs on the internet. Okay.
Bill said...
I have seen not one single homophobic comment here...
and
I/we think theyu are deviant perverts engaging in disgusting practices.
I think these two statements from the same message say it all about this sad discussion. As for Iain Dale, well, don't even get me started ;)
I say again especially for mongs like this fucker...would you care to define a phobia?
There is nothing inconsistent with the statements made, unless of course you are a shirt lifter and want to find an inconsistency.
It's also telling that none of the others or the main anonamongs wish to address any of the points made.
And Monkey boy shirt lifter...try and get rid of the ip if you are going to post as an anonamong.
Hedgy said...
Shotgun has many virtues including consistency......but I do think he has certain difficulties with significant parts of society.....
I have no problem with any section of society Hedgy, none at all, until and unless they try and foist their own standards and ideas on me unwillingly. I think homosexuals are deviants and perverts...I also think sadists and masochists are deviants and perverts, but that doesn't mean I hate them or even dislike them, and it certainly doesn't mean I am phobic about them.
This penchant for giving anyone who doesn't embrace the latest lefty shite a negative label is dishonest and crude, and I will be proud to stand here being called names like this than having to try and defend why I should call others a name.
If you disagree that homosexuality is normal, wholesome and to be embraced...then somehow that makes you homophobic and a virtual criminal. Same as if you refuse to embrace completely multiculturalism, and refuse to love and embrace everything ethnic or foreign religion...you are a racist. Same if you do not embrace and love everything New labour...you are a Tory and nasty.
These people that label others because they disagree with their ideals are twisted and spoiling our society, and it should be stopped, and I will not kowtow to them.
Shotgun,
Don't you think a wanking Pacman logo might undermine your argument about deviants and perverts? What does it say about you that you seem to think it so clever?
Anonymous said...
Shotgun,
Don't you think a wanking Pacman logo might undermine your argument about deviants and perverts? What does it say about you that you seem to think it so clever?
Not at all, and I don't think it's clever at all, but it is individual. What does it say about an anonamong that he wishes to remain anonymous and I am happy to show at the very least a facade where you can if you wish find out my true identity? I'm secure, what about you?
The logo is just that...and if you had enough wit or intelligence to see the whole point in this and most other blogs you would see the irony in what you are saying.
I say again especially for mongs like this fucker...would you care to define a phobia?
There is nothing inconsistent with the statements made, unless of course you are a shirt lifter and want to find an inconsistency.
Charming! And in any case, as I don't post here anonymously, what I am is clearly stated in the header-banner of my blog so the rhetorical question posed in the second sentence above is entirely superfluous. As for the childish argument made in the first sentence it is quite clear what the sentiments of most people who post as you do are toward homosexuals, as you very bluntly have stated, even if the use of the word 'homophobic to describe such sentiments is not entirely appropriate based on the derivation of the word - but then, 'wicked' no longer means what it once did in the usage of many younger people, either, just as many words have changed their usage over the years. Petty pedantry such as yours just highlights your prejudices, not that they are in any way obscure. Frankly, get a life - or drop dead! (your choice, I don't much care either way)
Shotgun
All you show is a facade. Star signs and Chinese astrology and guns? I'm with Bill - suck a Purdey.
I would love to take a shotgun to Shotgun. Really.
Shotgun is Alan Partridge and I claim my £5. "I'm not scared of homosexuals. I'll take you all on!"
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