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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

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It is Tuesday and that means at 6.30pm in the studio at Resonance, Piers Gibbon hosts The Knives Are Out, where Recess Monkey and Guido will be mocked by comedienne Hils Barker. Click here for the online stream from 6.30pm. In London tune into 104.4fm.

This week the theme is "Green" and we'll have Sian Berry (pictured) from the Green party as our target guest. Guido thinks the Greens are the new totalitarians, with their anti-human agenda, so it should be lively.

Email questions for the show to rant@theknivesareout.com or phone in your rant or questions on 0901 393 1044 and leave a voicemail for broadcast. Here’s the website. Here’s the miniblog. Here’s the itunes thingy.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Guido thinks the Greens are the new totalitarians,"

Guido is a pompous arse then.

Despicable Dave said...

That green lass, Sian.

I'd do her!

Preferably in the back of a Hummer.

tin tin chambers said...

of course guido is a pompous arse. he's a city boy "schooled" at harrow.

jj said...

Guido may well be a pompous arse - but he's right about the Greens!
If we followed their advice we'd all be back to "Year Zero". I might feel differently if, every time I heard one of their spokespeople ranting on TV/radio, I felt they had all walked to the studio, having previously made all their own clothes (can't take advantage of a manufacturing process, now can they?) Instead, we all know they've been picked up in the BBC car and driven in style.

Anonymous said...

Aren't the Tories the new Greens?

Geo's stray autistci cat said...

Dear Senor Guido

There seems to have been a "5th" Participant - who is "Paul" ?

G a Cat

Anonymous said...

Its the 5th of November soon! Are you looking forward to it?

BORED said...

oh wow! something else you're involved in. You're great! I want to know more!

I don't come here to find out what you have for lunch - I come here for gossip. The whole point of this site was that it was supposed to be alternative to the personality journalism of Marr, Robinson et al., and break the monopoly of the lobby.

Instead all we have is a village version of them propelled by your own mystifyingly inflated ego. You're worse than they are. And you've applied to join them.

At least they've got a proper tv channel.

This site is dead.

ninnymous said...

Aren't the Tories the new Greens?



Well little Davey is a bit of a vegetable...

Anonymous said...

No, the Tories are the new Treens. (with Willaim Hague bearing an uncanny resemblance to the Mekon)

Where is Dan Dare when you need him?

fedupofmorons said...

bored is right, poor old Guido is turning into that which he hates so much. Sharks have been jumped, move along, nothing to see here.

Julian said...

I am so in favour of electric cars though, just so long as they have an electrical outlet on the outside so that one can use it to jump start the RangeRover (newly nicknamed "The Corsa Flattener") when the girlfriend has left the lights on all night ...

Anonymous said...

"Guido thinks the Greens are the new totalitarians, with their anti-human agenda, so it should be lively."

Which is why he supported David Cameron as Tory leader. Makes sense.

Anonymous said...

Shit! It's like you matter!

garypowell said...

Adolf Hitler was a green Nazi. Green thinking is straight out of the tirants handbook.

The Muslims have got GOD. All the young of the western world have is a propergander inspired, delusionable belief in MANS power to save the world. All types of religion are as dangerous as any other delusional belief system, which must be challenged if mankind is to peacefully progress.

Communism, Socialism, Neo Socialism, National Socialism Theofascism Envirofascism take your pick it matters not. They all come from the same perversion of the human spirit which has always ended in tears for the common man.

If greens cant bring themselves to read a REAL science book at least can they try reading a history one. The world simply can not take another run in with any more CRAZY BRAINWASHED PEOPLE.

garypowell said...

I listened to a representative of the Greens on BBC. She commented on green taxes by saying this.

"green taxes must not be tax neutual as this would miss the point. All people would do is use their tax reductions to pay the green tax, and carry on producing CO2 emissions."

Very likely true. However.

The only answer greens have to globle warming is to tax us back into the stone age. To a time when climate change of any desernable amount could quickly result in a massive decline in the still very small human population. Even Africans fart sometimes and might want a slightly more than a short life surrounded by death poverty.

So the ultimate green answer to our so called globle problem is to get rid of all the people and the problem will solve itself.

Adolf Hitler loved ending the lives of millions but was still a green gay back to the land socialist that loved his dog. Untill he shot that as well.

Dead Parrot said...

I wonder how long it will be before global-warming-denial becomes a criminal offence. I expect there is already some draft legislation prepared waiting in someone's inbox for the appropriate moment.

Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

I'm worried at the contribution to global warming made by the appalling The Knives Are Out programme. All that guff must be doing something to increase climate change.

Anonymous said...

"The world simply can not take another run in with any more CRAZY BRAINWASHED PEOPLE."

presumably this meeans that Gary Powell has booked a one-way space-tourism pass?

Anonymous said...

Britain has announced it has met it's global warming hot-air reduction targets for 2010. This has been achieved at a stroke by banning A Neil, D Portillo, M Abbot, N Robinson and A Marr from all broadcast media.

Julian said...

D Portillo? Or is that Michael Portillo's lesser-known younger cousin Dwayne?

As for Hitler being a greenie, about the only evidence that points to that was that he was a vegetarian. He certainly didn't seem to have any problems with factory smoke emissions nor with environmental damage. Then again his retreating troops did destroy any transport infrastructure as they ran back home so maybe there was some greenie element to Adolf's rationale.

G Eagle said...

'
9:21pm Peter Hitchens "...I was sober ... Is she a nice person?"

With a beak like mine, I am not in the best position to criticize anyone's appearance, but the Lady looks nice enough in her photo, she sounded nice & her ideas were not (entirely) nonsense

Your obedient servant etc

G E

mutleythedog said...

It would be good for the show if the had someone on who was actually green, like the Incredible Hulk, or the Wicked Witch of the West in Wizard of Oz - or a Dinosaur. Who would make the best actual green guest for this show?

AnyonebutBlair said...

I think the best green guest would be Yoda from Star Wars because a) he's green b) he says things that sound deep, thoughful and intelligent but on re-examination are complete nonsense c)he was exiled to some shit-hole jungle planet by the forces of darkness and forced to live off bugs in a small mud house, which is basically what the greens want us all to do

AnyonebutBlair said...

..although Sian sounded quite naughty and I'm sure whould happily apply some strict green discipline to the likes of Mr. Hitchens. Although if she's a green she's probably a lesbian

james higham said...

...the Greens are the new totalitarians...

Very much so, Guido. They are the new mafiosi - the whole green concept has been hijacked by the strident PC left.

Yo Ferenc Blair said...

I'll vote for your Independent Nuclear Deterrent. The French are right they learnt at Suez that the Yanks can only be trusted to a limited extent.

Peter Hitchens said...

I deleted my comments they were too cruel, however, if that bitch came up to me and slapped one of those "inappropriate vehicle" stickers on the windscreen of my Range Rover Id get out and kick it up her arse until it came out of her mouth then chain her to the back and drag her through central london until I was left with nothing but a pair of hands hanging off my bumper.
I fucking hate Greens.
Guido did you school at the real Harrow or the one attended by that other Papist botty fondler Miguel Portillo?

f0ul said...

Sian Berry started the whole anti 4x4 thing in the UK.

To say I loath her with every ounce of my being would be an understatement!

Now that she has turned her attention to the population of the planet, maybe its time to introduce the idea of Hippy culls?

The 12th of November is good for me!

Anonymous said...

I am guessing that 'peter hitchens' has never been allowed to touch a real lady, apart from that unfortunate incident with nanny thats best forgotten.

Anglonoel said...

Considering how many nasty polluting factories and coal mines were shut down under her reign as Prime Minister, I'm surprised people don't regard Mrs. Thatcher as a Green.

Julian said...

Although if she's a green she's probably a lesbian

Funny how we say that if they are Tory activists and that Millbank wonkies use that accusation against any woman they don't like. I don't know enough about the dreadful LibDems to hazard how their conniving HQ staff react but is there ANY* political party in the UK that does not instantly decree that a woman must be a lesbian?

* - Obviously not including UKIP, it would take more than your average CCHQ/Millbank prancing poufter to accuse Joan Collins of polishing the velcro.

Anonymous said...

Who is the Chick - is it Raincoaster

Minekiller said...

anglonoel is right. Bloody Greenpeace haven't done a 'enth of Mrs T did for our fragile planet.

Actually in New Zealand they've introduced a pill/drug or summat, to reduce sheep farts (I kid you not). So although many greens would indeed like to wipe out most of the human race in order to save the planet for whales and dangerous animals, maybe they could legislate for fart control wehn they eventually get into power.

Which they will if the other idiots don't get their shit together, or there isn't a revolution.

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