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54 comments:
Who he?
Greg Barker... tell all Guido
Sibneft? Abramovich?
I'm guessing at http://www.gregorybarker.com/
who is Cameron's Shadow Environment Secretary.. Quiet an appropriate surname given the number of huskies
Did he go on the hug a glacier jape,which prceeded hug a hoodie and more recently hug a granny?
Is this about Lancing men?
Does Guido actually know anything or is he just fishing? (ice fishing??)
'If we could have afforded the excess,Prescott would have fed them the whole trip!'
The quest for Gordon Brown's personality goes on..
Greg Barker's actually a junior shadow minister; Peter Ainsworth's the Shadow Environment Secretary...
Are you sure that is not a woman with a husky voice?
A hand-picked team acclimatize before defrosting Prescott's fridge.
In other words you have nothing to report today so have fished out an old photo of another tory twat with some Huskies and posted a caption?
Fair enough, at least you dont charge us for coming here.
Greg "Barker" theres a joke there isnt there?
Peter,
That's not Cameron.
Guido,
You bad, bad man. I'm guessing you're trailing something here, and I'm hoping it's not a Tory 'October Surprise'.
Does Guido subordinate himself to DA notices, as described by My Lord Patel with respect to the BNP attempted bombers? See link and links therein. (By 'subordinate himself' see Patel's use of the word omerta).
awwww bless, I like fluffy animals..and the dogs are nice to..
From The Observer's Pendennis column a few weeks ago. Looks like a bit of a scoop. Typical quiet, left wing press style though.
Tory travails
Anyone wondering why Peter Mandelson's boyfriend, Reinaldo da Silva, didn't make it to the Labour conference will be relieved to learn that it was because he has been on a walking holiday in South America. 'His presence wasn't thought necessary,' explains a mole. Meanwhile, I hear the sad news that, Celeste , wife of affable Tory environment spokesman Greg Barker won't be attending his party conference because they've separated. Although sources say 'they remain friends', marital problems besetting Tories - Zac Goldsmith and James Gray MP in the past fortnight - can't but remind us of the bad old days, which Dave Cameron would prefer we forget.
Marriage bed as deserted as the Marie Celeste?
and has been for some time, apparently. Guido will be cross he didn't get there first.
A zoolophile by any chance.
So, basically, this is a 4-week old footnote from the Observer about the breakdown of a marriage few people knew even existed. I mean, he isn't even gay...
I think Guido found out Mr Barker's secret fetish for deep-frozen huskie faeces.
Perhaps he compares copraphiliac notes with Mark Oaten.
how can it be rape,if it's wagging it's tale.....
He's feeling down at heel and wanted to be with likewise?
I know the punch line
"... now a Dog is a Man's Girl Friend."
As Greg hasn't been caught with his d*ck up a dogs *rse and the Sun hasn't caught him in bed with Lady McCartney (only joking Heather!) then I can only guess that it's another woman.
Huskies go on strike.Labour's in the dog house.
The dog is saying..
"Ive had that Cameron on the back of me sledge"
That isnt snow its cocaine and he has just been caught getting bummed by a team of huskies whilst Zac Goldsmith watched?
A party of EU auditors visit France's most heavily subsidised vineyard.
I wondered when the Greg Barker thing would get out. As always, Guido is first to break cover, albeit in an uncharacteristically coy manner...
I like dogs, too, but huskies are atypical in that they don't bond with one human - any human will do. Humans bring food, that's almost the extent of their importance to huskies. They have nice eyes but make unsuitable house pets: you should see what they can do to your furniture (they have an inborn tendency to hoard food inside your sofa). I know a few huskies, and at least one of them has the misfortune to be an accessory dog: pretty eyes but, until his owners moved away, when they were out at work you could hear him howling like something out of gothic folk tale. They are really happiest on the frozen steppes.
I'm going to need these and the same again to make the size of rug I'm after.
When the hair of the dog reaches to this extent.It's time to quit.
Wilcox....Guido isn't the first. He just claims to be.
Anonymong - where is what claimed?
Perfectly innocent picture.
In the snows of Katmandhu,Katmandhu,Katmandhu.We'd like to know,now was it you?Who brought the bloody huskies?
were they all so unaware?unaware,unaware.Unaware or didn't care? They make the snow taste funny.
cats and mice came out to play,out to play,out to play.For a snowy holiday,who brought the bloody huskies?
Whats he doing with Clair Short???
Interesting Avatar there get wilcox
Yes, a rather unusual avatar - so is guido's little scoop related to that - or that mr barker appears to look just like Anthony Blair on the cover of AB, Captain of School?
Guido Fawkes Esq. said...
Perfectly innocent picture.
So why bother copying it from http://www.gregorybarker.com/newsletter.php
?
They've lost Cameron and that is Steve Hilton interrogating the huskies to see where his prize muppet has gone
Dis one farts best.
Should this cuddly dog be killed so that Margaret Beckett can have a face transplant?
So it's a man then. Before you know it he'll be importing an illegal Brazilian boyfriend, getting a dodgy mortgage, having his derelict flat renovated at the taxpayers expense and getting a top job on the EU gravy train. Oh and no doubt he'll now be on Tony and Gordon's Xmas card list.
Another Tory Gone Doggie
Guido on the money yet again.
Silence from Dales diary?
Why is a man's best friend a dog, while a girl's best friend are diamonds? Seems we get the worst end of the deal, as usual.
Greg has gay fling with ... an interior designer
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006490561,00.html
at least their new love nest will look nice.
Guido should have broken the news yesterday because its the Sun Wot got there first.
So an man's best friend is his dog? See the piccies of Mrs B in the Daily Male and you would think he'd stick with her then.
Was his gay lover with him when he went off 'Doggin' in the frozen North then?
Gives a new meaning to "The man who Came in in the Cold!"
Guido probably sold the story to the Sun.
Clearly he knew but got all cryptic.
well that explains the poodle hair on his head
Cant believe I missed this there aren't enough dog/sex jokes on this blog, not like Zoo Weekly now theres a quality collection of blogs - with tits!
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