Why Did Oaten go to Bangkok?
If you have unresolved sexual identity problems it is an interesting choice as a place to spend your wedding anniversary. "Just nipping out for a minute darling..."
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Surely, and merely, for a bit of KOK and BANG. Just a Liberal tendancy methinks.
You so wanted that headline.
'Why, darling, I thought we brought two daughters over with us. Why are we taking two boys back?'
Oh Guido, this is the ultimate shooting fish in a barrel question, or maybe shooting pingpong balls from....dear me. There is hardly anything I can say that will not offend the eyes of the Young Eagles, whose Father Eagle told Raincoaster off for a bit of germanic transposition in caption competition. Speaking of transposition, if Oaten comes back with markedly longer hair, or indeed hair at all....
Perversion therapy?
Maybe he is in Thailand because the rent boys there charge less to shit on clients
What a coup.
anyone fancy a coup of thai
have a biscuit if youre hungary
Flamin hell Guido! This is what everyone was thinking but didn't dare say. Why don't you ask for a presenters slot on newsnight?
What was his wife thinking of taking him to ladyboy land - does Oaten have to fight the temptation in Fhukit before he is completely absolved?????
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
and vice versa.
He must have thought all his christmases had come at once when he ended up in the middle of a street full of men dressed as soldiers...
Me thinks we need to be careful what some of the Tory candidates are getting up to.It is as eye raising as anything you can imagine.No doubt all will soon be revealed.
I'd be more trusting of the Tory thing if it had been posted by someone who knew the difference between "your" and "you're" and "to" and "too" but there you go...
He'll be in the shit if he screws this holiday up. But he'll take it in the face.
Why did Oaten go to Bangkok? Find out here... http://www.jdavenport.plus.com/oatenhols.jpg
A Thai takeaway with a difference. No number 2 for me.
He love you long time Mr Oaten....
I blame Mark Oaten for Charlie Kennnedy's drink problem. Having a c*** like that in your party would turn anyone to the bottle.
are you sure that this therapy will help grow my hair back sweetheart?
Oh I am enjoying the suckfucky10bart gags, but far more satisfying is the demise of a party who promises everything safe in the knowledge that they will never be asked to deliver.
Somerset hippies.
"She's a man? My arse!"
lord ,the woman's a loon, that's like Charlie Kennedy's wife taking him on a tour of highland distilleries.
Oaten could've solved all his problems by wearing a syrup like Gary Glitter...
Mrs Oaten`s obviously the gullible type,"shit on my neck dear?Must have been that flying dog" so maybe he`s convinced her that as a favour to Labour M.P. Steven Ladyman he`s promised to look up his Thailand-based son,Steven Ladyboy,while they`re in the country.
It being Friday and all that, I thought I'd get hold the lyrics;
Come on, come on, Come on, come on, Come on, come on, Come on (2x)
D'you wanna be in my gang , my gang, my gang, D'you wanna be in my gang, Oh Yeah! (2x)
I'm the leader, I'm the leader, I'm the leader of the gang I am
I'm the leader, I'm the leader, Well there's no one like the man I'm
I can take you high as a kite every single night
I can make you jump out of bed standing on my head
Who'd ever believe it, Come on come on (3x)
D'you wanna be in my gang, a my gang, my gang, (2x)
D'you wanna be in my gang, a my gang, my gang, oh Yeah! Do You ? my gang,
Come On! Come on, come on, Come on, come on, Come on, come on, (2x)
D'you wanna be in my gang , my gang, my gang,
D'you wanna be in my gang, Oh Yeah!
D'you wanna be in my gang , my gang, my gang, D'you wanna be in my gang, Oh Yeah!
I'm the leader, I'm the leader, I'm the leader of the gang I am
I'm the leader, I'm the leader, I'm the man who put the bang in gang
I can take you over the hill, ooooh what a thrill
I can make you sell me your soul for my rock and roll
Who'd ever believe it, Come on come on (3x)
D'you wanna be in my gang, a my gang, my gang, (2x)
D'you wanna be in my gang, a my gang, my gang, oh Yeah!
Do You ? my gang Come On!
Says it all really.
And why did he bang cock in the first place?
Perhaps all the TV footage of yellow wearing thai supporters of the king has been mistook for support for the Lib Dems and Ming has sent Mr Oaten on a mission to find ways of encouraging mass emmigration from Thailand, after all its only fair Labour have imported hundreds of thousands of voters for themselves in the last few years.....
http://www.ghostofhumphrey.blogspot.com
I`m sure Oaten`s had a few "coos" of his own at all those men in uniform.
You should stop being so nasty about poor Mr. Ooten he obviously has a deep and abiding interest in the politics of South East Asia and a respect for the venerable culture of the Thai people. Why all these remarks about rent boys and wigs?
Mrs Oaten dragged him there..she wants him to be a lady boy via a painful operation to end his 'confusion' once and for all.
Do me favour, someone. In a previous missive from the thumb screwed catholic, someone left a comment that was simply a copy of one of Cromwell's speeches to Parliament ... From memory, 'Yea prostitutes' etc ...
Anway, would someone post a link to it in this thread, please?
It's not big and it's not clever. By the way, does anyone except me know Lembit Opik's secret?
"I was looking forward to a week of sleeze, degrading self-abasement and voyeurism, but my wife wouldn't let me go to the Lib-Dem conference and made me come to Thailand instead."
I suspect that Marky boy will be firmly on the leash of "Her Indoors" while amongst foreign bodies.
Perhaps Belinda wanted to dress him up in a Thai and die T-shirt?
I reckon that if he'd gone to Brighton he would have been browned-off within 24 hours.
Remember, when Ming finally departs that the Lib Dems could well be totally heirless!
Jane-yes!
But you may find he has more than one.
Oh go on Jane, show us yer sources
Theres always Lembit...
"For the record
I Simon hughes would like to state that I ever been to Thailand on holiday nor have I any intention of doing so."
17:00hrs
"I simon Hughes would just like to state for the record that due to an entirely understandable case of turning facts upon their head that I have in fact visited the Soi cowboy area of Bangkok on many occasions in the company of many young companions of the chick with dick persuasion, I would like to wheel out the feelings of my 80 year old mother as an excuse for my telling pork pies"
17:05
"For the record I peter Lilley would like to state that I find the idea of Thailand as appetising as card board"
Sawadi krap!
"When I say scat, I don't mean run!"
Do the two bits of skirt you see there have damgly bits? If not then it would be a perfectly good place for Oaten to be.
I alwasy thought he sucked...and apparently swallows too.
Scroaten went because someone told him he'd be buggered if he went to Bangkok during the conference.
"My hair is starting to grow again. That shit really works."
Q. Why did Mark Oaten cross the road?
A. To shag the chicken.
My God, has he not heard of that proverb concerning pits and when to stop digging?
"To shag the chicken."
TWO birds and Mark Oaten????
I mean. . . Come orn!!!!!
And to think.... Lembit thought he was the heir apparent!
Sonthi Boonyaratglin
Crazy name... crazy fellah?
Anyone know anything at all about this guy who's just taken over?
His name is an anagram of 'Anthony Blair's git coon' not that a lot of people would want to know that.
jane said...
It's not big and it's not clever. By the way, does anyone except me know Lembit Opik's secret?3:09 PM
He`s a shit local M.P. who wouldn`t recognise his own constituency if he saw a video-tape of it?
Oops,sorry,my Alison Seabeck obsession surfacing again.
Anon (the kite flyer) 8:49
"Does anyone know anything about this guy... ?
63 million Thais!
He is a well respected General who is a Muslim.
Why Did Oaten go to Bangkok?
Very simple: because Belinda told him, "Mark you must start wearing a tie more often".
Boom Boom!
Manfarang said...
Anon (the kite flyer) 8:49
"Does anyone know anything about this guy... ?
63 million Thais!
He is a well respected General who is a Muslim.10:45 AM
Manfarang,you`re forgetting that we deal in good old Brit attitudes here,unless he`s got a day-time tv show or we`ve glimpsed him on ITN News in between some gormless t.v. hack crashing a car and the roller-skating wildebeest then we`re knackered.Same reason people say things like "Why do so many Lebanese support Hezbollah?" or "Bloody Hell where did all those Chinese motorbikes suddenly come from?".We`re British,we`re insular and hence we remain ignorant of the world at large until it hits us that actually we`re no longer a very important part of it,if we didn`t drop a lot of bombs we`d be forgotten very quickly.
I was impressed with how peacefully and smoothly the "coup" went,many here,the media and even on this site were just longing for a bit of bloodshed (someone else`s of course)and to be able to pin it on a Muslim.
Coups are usually swift and bloodless in Thailand.It was thought they were a thing of the past but the Thais haven't quite got the knack of this thing called democracy.
I don't suppose many British people could name many French politicians so there isn't much chance for Thailand.Although lots of people from Britain come here on holiday so maybe they look at
http://www.nationmultimedia.com
http://www.bangkokpost.com
Therefore the result of the competition this week has to be:
A Thai!!
Well clearly he is trying to find himself and his sexuality.
So he can now go for man-boy, lady-girl and the ultimate experience of lady-boy, thus catering for all angles.
Oaten can stay in Thailand and save us the effort of thinking of him.
What a tosser.
Why did Oaten go to Bangkok?
Because the Lib Dems told him to Phuket!
Jane - Lembit Opik's "secret" isn't that interesting. He's apparently just rather fond of ladies shoes.
Even Guido doesn't think this worth a mention, despite knowing about it.
Mrs Oaten was concerned to keep her husband away from "temptations of the flesh";
hence they went to Bangkok rather than the Lib-Dem conference.
'How many Bart,you eat my shorts?'(Know it's wrong speelling).
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