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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Punish MPs

38 comments:

battle of vienna said...

but what could that MP do? invade China ?- who are opening up one coal fired electricity station per week.

San George said...

Is that what MPs get up to. Always did suspect Anne Widdecombe of that but who are the men they get on their beds to dominate :-) boom boom

JH said...

Wondeful. But not avery good pictures of David Miliband

hoarwithy said...

Good to see Bella Emberg employed again--away from our screens for too long.

The rubber doesn't suit you, Guido.....and shave your legs, next time mate....

Anonymous said...

so that's what mandy looks like in drag

Whiffler said...

Well, I've read the comments but the photo is yet to load.

My mind is boggling-aplenty

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Blairs Paid Ego Parrot said...

Thought the clothes gig would be enough for Twiggy?Can't see Prescott staying in one place like that for too long though--fear of being Harpooned.

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raincoaster said...

No, no, no. You've obviously missed the research report from the old George magazine: apparently it's only the right-wingers who get up to this kind of thing. The lefties don't hire dominatrices; they just bonk one another for free. And they do so in very plain-vanilla ways, I am rather disappointed to report. I guess that's all they can manage, what with all the muesli in their systems.

I speak, of course, from an entirely theoretical perspective.

Pillars said...

spot on. Politics should be exciting.

And well played that MP. It's good that he makes time to converse with ALL his constituents.

http://drunkenlosers.blogspot.com/

raincoaster said...

Guido, you should do what George did and interview hookers from the conference hotel. You never DO hear about Labour ministers being found wearing nothing but Crisco and crotchless leggings, do you? Although it would certainly liven up the newspapers if you did.

Cmdr.Adama said...

Is this spot going out solely on the web or on tv too?
I hear Bella used to do the same for Russ Abbott.

Peter Hitchens said...

Am I alone in having been mildy aroused by that?

Useless Incompetent Bastard said...

Eh up! Grand way t'spend morning on last day of party get together.

Big Girls Lose Small Change said...

Definitely not Gordon,no grasping backs of knees,no straining forward.

Pillars said...

I see Prescott and his Fantasy Conference mates have been out on the ranch, in preparation for his closing down speech this afternoon.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8226/hossyz2.jpg

Geoffrey Brooking said...

So this is Prescott's latest bit on the side!

I was always wondering why he looked so cheesed off on the stage when Blair and Brown were speaking.

Now I know what he was missing.

Blairs paid Ego Parrot said...

Prescott would get good value from a Dominatrix.He'd fall out with AND of her.

The Blind-Winger Jones said...

I was convinced that the cleaning lady was a relation of the late Mrs Jones until she opened her mouth and turned out cockney.

What a turn-off.

Trouserless In Tokyo said...

It must be a tory MP,
Cameron has decreed that all tories must ,from now on, use a natural Orange whilst engaged in unatural sexual practices.
NO CHOCOLATE ONES !

raincoaster said...

Ah, of COURSE!

shergar said...

Shameful filth!
(Who's the ladeey and what's her email)
Disgusting!

Peter Mandelsons Machismo said...

He's wearing boxers--must be Prescott.

Anonymous said...

At least any emissions produced here will be bio-degradable.

This joke can be recycled.

For Blair So Loved Himself said...

Stick a cork in Prescott.Save a herd of cows?

Prescott Gin & Tonic Please said...

(Either end)

Anonymous said...

This is outrageous! So far from the truth about our politicians.

In real life, she would be peeing in his mouth.

no longer anonymous said...

Climate Change: the latest excuse to regulate and control our behaviour.

Apologies for seriousness.

Odessa Calling said...

It's the weather girl about to inflict shame and pain on Lembit Opik.

The Remittance Man said...

Who'd get turned on being spanked by Twiggy?

Just goes to show that neither our MPs nor Freinds of the Earth have any idea how to have proper fun.

Margorie said...

Anon 5.05
Peeing?? You are very behind the times.
Ask Mark.

battle of vienna said...

it really *does* look like Twiggy.

Anonymous said...

I am minded of the joke about being bonked by Prezza: like a wardrobe falling on one with the key sticking out.

Apologies if you have heard this befor.

Anyway, climate change, yes, well done that lady. I am going chastise my MP directly.

the ghost of john trenchard said...

so in order to "tackle" climate change we all have to hire a dominatrix prostitute, rather than , err, voting?

hmmm... i wonder if we're living through a re-run of the end of the Roman Empire.

Media Monkey said...

Surprised the cleaner wasn't Polish...


Do like the idea of pestering the MPs though - let's overload their inboxes!

Juvenal said...

I couldn't help but notice the similarity between the sponsors of this movie - The Big Ask - and the Message Space adverts your site runs about...The Big Ask.

Are they by any chance related?

Bill Sticker said...

The cleaning lady part was played by Bella Emberg, who used to do a lot of TV comedy work in the 1980's.

Cost of a dominatrix - mastercard. Irate cleaning lady - priceless.

Regards

Bill


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