No, no, no. You've obviously missed the research report from the old George magazine: apparently it's only the right-wingers who get up to this kind of thing. The lefties don't hire dominatrices; they just bonk one another for free. And they do so in very plain-vanilla ways, I am rather disappointed to report. I guess that's all they can manage, what with all the muesli in their systems.
I speak, of course, from an entirely theoretical perspective.
Guido, you should do what George did and interview hookers from the conference hotel. You never DO hear about Labour ministers being found wearing nothing but Crisco and crotchless leggings, do you? Although it would certainly liven up the newspapers if you did.
It must be a tory MP, Cameron has decreed that all tories must ,from now on, use a natural Orange whilst engaged in unatural sexual practices. NO CHOCOLATE ONES !
I couldn't help but notice the similarity between the sponsors of this movie - The Big Ask - and the Message Space adverts your site runs about...The Big Ask.
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but what could that MP do? invade China ?- who are opening up one coal fired electricity station per week.
Is that what MPs get up to. Always did suspect Anne Widdecombe of that but who are the men they get on their beds to dominate :-) boom boom
Wondeful. But not avery good pictures of David Miliband
Good to see Bella Emberg employed again--away from our screens for too long.
The rubber doesn't suit you, Guido.....and shave your legs, next time mate....
so that's what mandy looks like in drag
Well, I've read the comments but the photo is yet to load.
My mind is boggling-aplenty
Thought the clothes gig would be enough for Twiggy?Can't see Prescott staying in one place like that for too long though--fear of being Harpooned.
No, no, no. You've obviously missed the research report from the old George magazine: apparently it's only the right-wingers who get up to this kind of thing. The lefties don't hire dominatrices; they just bonk one another for free. And they do so in very plain-vanilla ways, I am rather disappointed to report. I guess that's all they can manage, what with all the muesli in their systems.
I speak, of course, from an entirely theoretical perspective.
spot on. Politics should be exciting.
And well played that MP. It's good that he makes time to converse with ALL his constituents.
http://drunkenlosers.blogspot.com/
Guido, you should do what George did and interview hookers from the conference hotel. You never DO hear about Labour ministers being found wearing nothing but Crisco and crotchless leggings, do you? Although it would certainly liven up the newspapers if you did.
Is this spot going out solely on the web or on tv too?
I hear Bella used to do the same for Russ Abbott.
Am I alone in having been mildy aroused by that?
Eh up! Grand way t'spend morning on last day of party get together.
Definitely not Gordon,no grasping backs of knees,no straining forward.
I see Prescott and his Fantasy Conference mates have been out on the ranch, in preparation for his closing down speech this afternoon.
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8226/hossyz2.jpg
So this is Prescott's latest bit on the side!
I was always wondering why he looked so cheesed off on the stage when Blair and Brown were speaking.
Now I know what he was missing.
Prescott would get good value from a Dominatrix.He'd fall out with AND of her.
I was convinced that the cleaning lady was a relation of the late Mrs Jones until she opened her mouth and turned out cockney.
What a turn-off.
It must be a tory MP,
Cameron has decreed that all tories must ,from now on, use a natural Orange whilst engaged in unatural sexual practices.
NO CHOCOLATE ONES !
Ah, of COURSE!
Shameful filth!
(Who's the ladeey and what's her email)
Disgusting!
He's wearing boxers--must be Prescott.
At least any emissions produced here will be bio-degradable.
This joke can be recycled.
Stick a cork in Prescott.Save a herd of cows?
(Either end)
This is outrageous! So far from the truth about our politicians.
In real life, she would be peeing in his mouth.
Climate Change: the latest excuse to regulate and control our behaviour.
Apologies for seriousness.
It's the weather girl about to inflict shame and pain on Lembit Opik.
Who'd get turned on being spanked by Twiggy?
Just goes to show that neither our MPs nor Freinds of the Earth have any idea how to have proper fun.
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Peeing?? You are very behind the times.
Ask Mark.
it really *does* look like Twiggy.
I am minded of the joke about being bonked by Prezza: like a wardrobe falling on one with the key sticking out.
Apologies if you have heard this befor.
Anyway, climate change, yes, well done that lady. I am going chastise my MP directly.
so in order to "tackle" climate change we all have to hire a dominatrix prostitute, rather than , err, voting?
hmmm... i wonder if we're living through a re-run of the end of the Roman Empire.
Surprised the cleaner wasn't Polish...
Do like the idea of pestering the MPs though - let's overload their inboxes!
I couldn't help but notice the similarity between the sponsors of this movie - The Big Ask - and the Message Space adverts your site runs about...The Big Ask.
Are they by any chance related?
The cleaning lady part was played by Bella Emberg, who used to do a lot of TV comedy work in the 1980's.
Cost of a dominatrix - mastercard. Irate cleaning lady - priceless.
Regards
Bill
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