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79 comments:
I actually vomited on my laptop.
Christ, it says something that even Beckett had to shut her eyes.
Thanks
I've just spat my drink all over the screen, imagine what their offspring would look like?
Shergar in a ginger wig.
Sickbag, quick, quick. Uuuuuurrrrrgggghhhhh. Too late.
Hucknall will shag anything with a pulse.
I just want you all to know that he then proceeded to kiss me very softly.
Such cynicism towards young love does I'm afraid speak volumes of contemporary society.
We should not pour scorn on a fresh faced pair of sparkling nymphs attempting to navigate the wobbly stepping stones of loves young stream.
We should nurture and celebrate. We should sings symphonic paens of romance about Mr Hucknall and Miss Beckett.
I would do the same for Lord Snooty Macaroon and his young friend Osborne. Of course I would. I'm a modern dead blind Edwardian footballer.
...and I love the thought of coming home to you??
Mum! Dad! May I introduce you all to my parents, from whom I get my good looks, red curls and chips on both shoulders!
Peter Hitchens said...
"imagine what their offspring would look like?"
And your point is?
Sorry I am not a modern music follower, which one is Mick Hucknell?
"What's your favourite? A polo or a sugar cube?"
"Yes, I prefer a four berth to a six berth caravan anyday"
"No tongues please, I hardly know you"
"My, what big ears you have"
"I really fancy women who have no chin"
"Me and you are very similar. We are both useless.
Margaret "Mick, I hear you are hung like a horse"
Mick "At least I don't look like one"
"Thrill me" sings Hucknall "somethings got me started"
Ive had a play with Hazel Blears "red box" but you're "so beautiful" and for an old bird doing a good job of "holding back the years"
Let me show you my caravan of love, Shergar....
Is that his hand at the back of her neck,pulling her skin tight?
Flock of seagullers is spot on.
RIGHT | WRONG
----------------------------> above pic
Is that his hand at the back of her neck,pulling her skin tight?
No, I'm holding back the ears.
** CLAPS **
See - see WIT YOU MONGS
Better Dead than (Simply) Red
Don't bash Beckett. She's better at it than the girls at the Playboy Mansion. Because bunny's too tight to mention.
Hitchens,
I was sitting on the loo this morning checking my Blackberry. You had posted a comment at 3.48am.
Both of us need to get an offline life.
Yeah 2 rite girl guide..
Make us laugh U BIG GAYS
U JOEY DEAKINS !
Anyone for bulldog ?
Just at that moment,Hucknall looks down at his 'phone to see a newly arrived text:'Mick,that woman you left the lab with--She's the escaped alien.'
Thora Hird to chap with a head like a burst cushion: ''I'm sorry, I've just come.''
Looks like the crowd's turning ugly...
So NOW we know where the ginger midget, that is Hazel Blears, came from...
Latest News
Mick Hucknall to release cover version of Housemartins "Caravan of Love".
Mick Hucknall,tapemeasure around neck,agrees to fit Mz Beckett for a coffin.Admits 'Can't do nuffink 'bout the poor cows' face though.'
Guido Fawkes Esq. said...
Hitchens,
I was sitting on the loo this morning checking my Blackberry. You had posted a comment at 3.48am.
Not me squire
definatley not me , i was tucked up in bed
Thanks for that MIck, I'm seeing Stars now
When I snap my fingers you will wake up and believe that you're not going bald!
I recognise that picture! It's a still from a very early Star Trek, that one where the original Captain got kidnapped in order to mate with some girl who'd been rescued by some big brains in silver kaftans, etc, etc, YOU KNOW!!!
Its a bit like a role reversal of Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas....
http://www.ghostofhumphrey.blogspot.com
The hugely increased numbers of predatory men using the soporific effect of a Gordon Brown speech to make their move has been noticed at conference and beyond.
The Cage
After half an hour,Mzzzzz Beckett admitted defeat in the 'take but don't swallow tony's seed' contest.
Mzzzzzzzzz Beckett is flattered when Mick Hucknall is still prepared to tickle her Badger after being told about her incontinence pad.
never imagined Hucknall to be a right wing goose-stepper
who in their right minds would be seen at this goose steppin gathering
Cadaver meets ginger minger "I just love it when you stroke my pussy, its better than Leo giving me one in the caravan"
The Mummy returns
God, talk about 'money's too tight to mention' - he'd have to be losing royalties like Michael Jackson to think of doing that ...
'monies too tight to mention'--'Tis in the Labour Party.Do you think the poor cow was raffled?What did she go for?Do you think Hucknall saw something of himself in her?
"never imagined Hucknall to be a right wing goose-stepper"
I thought everyone who lived in the stock broker belt of Surrey was right wing.
Which one is the granny?
Was this Barry Bucknall a member of a band or did he do DIY?
Why is he leering at a hideous old hag?
I can't see the hands. Where are the hands.
Could it have been the faux Hitchens?
Give us real Hitchens.
It was me, Guido, the real Peter Hitchens, but I have stopped using the name as it was confusing people.
he is giving her a good goosing
The famous Mick Hucknall proudly shows off his winning entry in the Labour Conference's 'Paint A Balloon'contest.
"OBE"
"Peerage?"
"Knighthood, tops"
"OK, I'll shag you."
Somebody tell me how to erase a post?I want to put my own name to the balloon one.
The problem of SparrowHawks in the hall was solved when the PM suggested the introduction of Margaret Beckett and Mick Hucknall.
lord , the thought that guido reads our postings on the crapper .
I have to admit my life is a bit shit at the moment but posting at 3:48 to some bloke taking a dump???
Back to Hucknell
Mick Hucknall's ventriloquism act foundered when conference members found the dummy 'nauseating' and 'very frightening.'
What happened to the facial hair?
Eeeeek Is the grope above or below the bloomer line?
I can't think of anything witty, so I just wanted to say I fucking hate Mick Hucknell!!! So I hope him and the toad faced one are happy together.
Apropos the earlier 'holding back the ears' comment, how disgusting is it to be suggesting, "Granny's Too Tight To Mention"?
Judith, you might be right, but there's also a strong resemblance to Balok from The Corbomite Maneuver (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/st/gallery/tos1/tosbalok.shtml)
Oh my God! No one's touched me there since I was a young gel, in 1938! I lurve you!!!
"You silly bitch! It's good for your skin. Spit it out and we'll try again."
'I'll put it in your hand,love.Then you tell me what it is.'
Mzzzz Beckett was helped by a gallant Mick Hucknall,when having applied her pancake makeup,someone unfortunately tried to fry her.
BATTER HER -- you mong
That is one fucking horrible picture...if it was a animated gif instead of a jpeg it would be a video nasty and you would be arrested.
Both of those fuckers are ugly enough for two heads.
But maybe it's more like Spock's Brain, where some weird women removed his grey matter for nefarious porpoises ... help, Doctor, help......
I Know some of your postings are a bit strong sometimes Guido. However, I'm suprised at you stooping so low and publishing obscene photos like this one. I am normally pretty broadminded but seeing this has turned me a little bit queezy.
The only reason I'm posting this is that the main page says that this picture has 69 comments. That's not a number I want to think about in connection with that snap. Please bring this to a nice round 70, quickly!
Bucket, quick arrrghhhhhhhhhhh
"Don't worry, dear; it always stings a bit the first time. We'll just tell everyone you're a hand puppet and nobody will say a word."
A member of a Native American delegation to Conference unexpectedly gave birth,attended by two well-known and thrilled Party members.The child was later named 'Two Dogs Sniffing.'
The problem with that picture is that I'm not sure which one has the bigger penis
"Why, that's so amazing: I enjoy Fisking too."
Just a short, sharp twist to the left......
http://www.skyshowbizpanel.com/hotornot/teaser.php
you poor lot xx
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/entertainment/music/s/224/224135_its_party_time_for_mick_and_gabriella.html
xxx
look into the furture with hope ppl. not all is lost to you yet. if you know to stop your venom from overshooting
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