Cherie Calls Gordon a Liar
Both ITV and Bloomberg are reporting that Cherie Blair walked out of Brown's speech:
Tony Blair's wife, Cherie, walked out of a speech by U.K. Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown, accusing him of misleading the public about his relationship with the prime minister.
As Brown told the Labour Party conference in Manchester that it had been a "privilege for me to work for'' the premier, Mrs. Blair left the auditorium saying "well that's a lie.''
106 comments:
i wonder what else in his speech is a lie.
ooh.. maybe about 90 per cent of it?
LOL! Excellent, it'll be interesting to see if this is picked up eslewhere, it's about time that money grabber got some more flak.
Oh to be in Manchester for this brotherly "love in"!
LG Test Blog said...
LOL! Excellent, it'll be interesting to see if this is picked up eslewhere, it's about time that money grabber got some more flak.
I have to ask, which money grabber are you talking about?
It will be very interesting to see if the BBC report this.
Ha , love you chezza!!!
Despite the fact you chucked me out of Downing Street you call a spade a spade! A quality i admire. Heres an idea, when you leave no. 10 leave a bottle of head and shoulders on the doorstep for the incumbent. harsh but the nation will be amused.....
how can a man who cant even manage his hair manage the country?
humph
http://www.ghostofhumphrey.blogspot.com
Tories4change
"I have to ask, which money grabber are you talking about?"
Cherie of course!
And if the Labour Party have found out who the deep throat is that has spilled the beans on the cash for peerages scam and is cooperating with the cops. If you made this into a soap, it would be unbelievable
you can take a girl out of a chip shop but you cant take the chip shop out of the girl.
Cherie has Klass .
The dour brooding cyclops must know that his days are numbered , anybody who succeeds Blair with fire him ahahahhhhhhahhahh.
He will spend the rest of his days gnawing his fingers to the elbow on the back benches, knowing he was bent over by that grinning twat Blair .that is unless we regain some sense in this country and hang draw and quater him and Blair for treason.
The BBC just reported Bloomberg's version of events.
It's been reported by Bloomberg who say one of their reporters heard it and picked up by Adam Boulton, he was just asked about it on Sky News.
Downing street are denying it, what a surprise!
"Downing Street are denying it......
Well they're notorious liars.
Dear Maggie Thatcher fan -
I heard it on the BBC actually - Nick Robinson said it at about 1:23 on Radio 4 - before this blog had even been posted!
You go Girl!!!! Stick it up that pompus dour twat.
Oops I just re-read that it comes out so wrong.)
Still if anyone knows about lying it'll be you and your husband.
I'm more than a little surprised to hear the BBC chap at conference report this matter just now and state "Downing Street are denying that the Prime Minister was lying when he spoke of his relationship with Tony Blair".
Bit presumptious...Gordon's not in the job yet!
I hate that greedy, big mouthed, jezebel cherie who is the most embarassing 'first lady' of any country including saddam's wife( whoever she was) I hate her with a passion and my continued support of the death penalty is in the hope that she does something which sends her to the gallows.
I reckon she privately fancies brown. She admires a man who's been giving it to a man who's been giving it to her for more than a decade.
You just know that she is going to sew prawns* into the lining of the curtains of No. 10 just before she finally gets dragged out of the place.
*prawns go even more rancid than fish, I'm reliably informed by a particularly bitter divorcee....
will someone miss her?
SO unlike the BBC to report it, knowing their left of centre stance.
Perhaps they are beginning to realise DC is going to win, and it doesn't matter a damn who is leader of Nu Lab or Old Lab
So what does one expect from La Borgia, at least the knives haven't been unleashed yet.
Hitchens :
"Cherie has Klass"
Would that by Mylene Klass, that big mouthed micro star who was once in a crap pop band?
If so I think you are doing her a grave dishonour. Mylene, that is.
Cherie was over to Italy like a flash of lightening when the ItalianTelecom revealed it had a slush-funded 500 strong listening team recording communications national and international running for at least the last 5 years. They've arrested dozens and issued a desperate decree that anyone publishing the intercepted communications or even the lists of calls intercepted goes to jail for ever and ever. Italy hasn't just thrown out Berlusconi - very shortly there's going to be truly open government when all those pirated copies hit the fan. All those calls to Silvio, and the european base for american operations in the middle east, and her holiness the pope. Not quick enough though; it's all in Bologna and soon it will be all over the net.
in the BBC's sum up of the speech, James Landale pondered what "a Brown Britain would look like".
BNP voters around the country simaltaneously choked on their tea.
"Would that by Mylene Klass, that big mouthed micro star who was once in a crap pop band?"
More likely Alissa Klass the pornstar admired for her anal hospitality
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/5376760.stm
right hand side - online poll
"would you back a brown premiership?"
currently
No 49.67%
Yes 37.43%
Unsure 12.90%
1985 votes cast.
cherie walking out is is now on the Times website
"...Tony Blair's wife, Cherie, walked out of a speech by..."
Walked? I take it her broom was in for a service...
Do you think she doesn't like Mr Brown? Maybe she had to take a call on her mobile?
Marquee Mark - No! You don't "sew prawns" in curtains! You put them in the curtain rails and then put the end ornaments back on. Everyone knows that!
Bitchfest - I have always privately compared cherie blair with Elena Ceaucescu. She and her husband were quite a pair, too. Terribly sad ending though. Stepped out onto their balcony to welcome the cheers of the little people and, damn me! - the little people went and shot them. Oh, well.
Bitchfest said...
I reckon she privately fancies brown. She admires a man who's been giving it to a man who's been giving it to her for more than a decade
Ok I agreed with your first paragraph, cos lets imagine if a tory "first lady" had set up chambers to cash in on the "Human Rights Laws" her husband had foisted on us, but I need to ask, what exactly has Gordon ever done to Tony?
Gordon agreed with EVERY major decision that, with one NO! (not even the Iraq war, imagine if he'd demanded that Mandelson never be allowed to sully any office, or even the schools crap) could have let him walk into No.10 and now I honestly believe he is losing the chance to get the prize he believes is his. He's the Political Lex Luger.
Verity that seals the stink in, everyone knows that.
A far better solution is fish oil combined with a dead cat and to be really unpleasant get yourself around to the local pet shop and purchase some cockroaches, let those buggers loose and you never get rid of them.
if I were cherie I would be on to mi5 and get them to install a hidden camera in Gordons lavatory then post a video of him having a poo in the nude on youtube, after that nobody could ever take him seriously (not that they do) failing that organise a tragic chip pan fire when he is deep frying mars bars and pizzas for his "tea"
Trouble is these bloodsuckers always rise again, come the dark. Look at Clinton.
It's all getting very confusing now.
So when he says he's proud to be British, roll out the barrel, apples and pears and all that...is he telling the truth of lying?
And does he really love Thatcher or not?
re fish. I'd heard that you put a herring under the floorboards.
More likely Alissa Klass the pornstar admired for her anal hospitality
Tiny pianist , on the ass front (or should that be back) I think cherie has everybody beaten hands down , her arse is so big she need a police motorcycle escort to the bathrom.
hows this for a new thread?
Cherie blair is so fat that >>>
Cherie Blair is so fat that she beeps if she walks backwards.
When Blair used his 1 hour of screentime (daily politics just opened a blog--lol) to make his non announcement of going within the year he was really giving the wink that Alan Johnson was his chosen successor.His wife obviously thinks the same (would have been Stephen Byers if he hadn't committed suicide).
Cherie Blairs arse is so fat she went to Gordon Browns speech and sat next to everyone
For once the poncing PM's wife with the pillarbox gob has done something right.
Blimey!
Most of the deadtree media not touching this story so far. You'll be astounded to learn that there is nothing in The Grauniad or the Indepenedent. Nor the Torygraph for that matter.
Cherie Blairs arse is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
@ "Peter Hitchens"
It's very rude to comment on a lady's weight.
She is fugly though.
Peter Hitchens, although you are very funny, you know nothing about prawns. The smell leaks out of the curtain rails very slowly and is almost impossible to trace (unless you know of the trick yourself, of course). People have been known to pull up floorboards looking for the source. Taken furniture apart. They haul bookcases away from walls. Get plumbers in to check the pipes. People never look up. That's the secret.
Cherie: Does my bum look big in this?
aide: Do you mean in Manchester generally, or just the auditorium?
Yep, the lovely Cherie has fucked up Gordon's 'speech of his career' good and proper. I bet the big-headed, talenteless twat is bawling his eyes out in some back room somewhere with Ed Balls-up trying to 'console' him.
Verity I bow down before your obviously superior capacity for evil and mayhem (+;
You are after all a woman.
Sounds like there are hundreds of people locked out of the conference zone (and their hotel rooms in the secure zone) by Labour's failure to process applications that came in after 31st July.
Oh Dear
Gays also make good bitches, though.
Cherie blair is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
Cherie blair is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.
Cherie blair is so fat that after she sat on someone's lap we had to look for him in the crack of her arse.
Cherie blair is so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
Cherie blair is so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
Cherie blair is so fat that she has her own postal code.
Cherie blair is so fat that she wears a 'cross your thighs' bra
Cherie blair is so fat that she has a dress with a sign on the back that says "caution wide load"
Cherie blair is so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
Cherie blair is so fat that when I hit her with my car she asked why I didn't go around her and I said that I didn't think I had enough petrol.
Cherie blair is so fat that she doesn't have measurements, she has time zones.
The dead trees are not clocking this, Benedictus. Fact is, Gordon's history same as Tony (and Cherie). Only the blogs are up to speed and seeing that the whole Gordon Brown as leader thing is an overplayed joke. The bloggers are miles ahead. 89% of the public don't want him. The 11% who do are all horror movie junkies.
This story has to be untrue because it is'nt appearing the BBC web site.
She's a northern girl; she calls a spade a spade
What fun it is to see some yet more infighting in the Labour Party!
Couldn't happen to a more dislikeable bunch of tw*ts...
Andrew Neill just repeated it on the Daily Politics and Diane Abbott didn't deny it...
Cherie Blairs chin has got more rolls in it than greggs the bakers.
(thats where poor people buy pasties verity)
anonymous 3:36 - Joan Rivers? It sounds like her.
Cherie Blair is so fat she has her own freeway exit.
Cherie blair has such a huge arse that when she jumped into the air she got stuck
Verity - no idea, I just googled it for 2 minutes. They are American though.
get back to work you lazy tory researchers!
I 'ad that cherie blair in the back of my cab once. But the insurance paid fast and I bought another one.
I suppose its partly the fact that the poor woman (in the lack of wealth sense, not sympathy sense) is going to have to go back to work to support the lazy, shiftless men in her family. Must be annoying for the poor dear but at least she'll lose weight on the exNu-Labour diet. It's good to see her storming out of the conference though, she does need the exercise ...
Eileen Critchley said...
This story has to be untrue because it is'nt appearing the BBC web site.
IMHO the BBC website is the worst offender at not posting news that is bad for the Govt.
So I'm not in any way surprised at this revelation.
Anon 3:51 - do you mind? If she didn't want the jokes then why did she eat so much?
the heat is on.
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At 2:26 PM, Bitchfest said...
I reckon she privately fancies brown. She admires a man who's been giving it to a man who's been giving it to her for more than a decade.
Hatfield Girl "Trouble is these bloodsuckers always rise again, come the dark. Look at Clinton."
I think you'll find Clinton's trouble wasn't so much a bloodsucker as....
I have always found the lovely, Cherie to be very passionate and oddly arousing. But then I haven't been getting out and about as much as I used to...
there's an update on bloomberg
looks like it was a bloomberg journalist that heard this. No.10 are in the usual denial mode .
"well that's a lie."
How loudly did she say it? Could that be taken as a 'heckle', in which case where were the Labour Party heavies a la Walter Wolfgang?
Maggie Thatcher fan said...
IMHO the BBC website is the worst offender at not posting news that is bad for the Govt.
So I'm not in any way surprised at this revelation.
Maggie - sweetheart I was of course being facetious .
Neil Kinnock said the Chancellor’s speech had been “comprehensive, authoritative and substantial.”
Talk about the kiss of death.
Julian - No. She said it to a friend and was overheard by a Bloomberg reporte.
Neil Kinnock is just like Gordon Browns speech....... full of shit.
Eileen - you weren't being facetious, you were being ironic.
'This story has to be untrue because it is'nt appearing the BBC web site. '
They have an enigmatic 'Cherie Furious' half way down the report of the speech, it will probably have been removed by now.
Anonymous said...
'This story has to be untrue because it is'nt appearing the BBC web site. '
They have an enigmatic 'Cherie Furious' half way down the report of the speech, it will probably have been removed by now.
4:13 PM
Maybe they do but it should be a HEADLINE.
It's news for gods sake!
So did she mean
1) that Gordon didn't mean it
2) that Tony's such a wanker that it can't be a privilege
3) both of the above
??????
Neil Kinnock said the Chancellor’s speech had been “comprehensive, authoritative and substantial.”
From a man who knows how to win a crowd over.
"Awwwwwwrrrrriiiiiggggggghhhhhht!"
well and truely buried...
keep scrolling down - its next to the "labour week ahead" box.
love Marquee marques post but shouldnt that have been
Wellllll aaaaaawwwwwwwrrrrriiigggghhhhtt
Fruning Graplecard said...
Cherie: Does my bum look big in this?
aide: Do you mean in Manchester generally, or just the auditorium?
Worth repeating, if I may, FG?
Brilliantly funny.
Wwwwwelllllll Awwwwwwrrrrriiiiiggggggghhhhhht!
Response: we were 'til you f*cking turned up.
Perhaps she muttered under her breath very quietley and the man from the BBC didn't hear her properly?
http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/anne_perkins/2006/09/anne_perkins_blog.html
scroblene said...
Verity and Hitchens,
I'm struggling to compete with all this...
Can I try this one?
Corporal Klinger (M*A*S*H), once came out with the imortal line 'If my dog had your face I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards'.
Utter collapse in streams of mirth from all at Scroblene Towers!
Don't know who he was talking about though. Maybe I can guess now...?
Good this ain't it! Can't stop now!
Does this mean *SHOCK* that the mainstream press broke a major political story before you?
I find Gordon an insufferably smug wanker actually.
Is it just me?
Actually, I find David Cameron an insufferably smug wanker...
Oh, and he's an old-etonian toff too!
Maybe, it's just me?
All those fat Cherie jokes made me wonder. Is she comfort eating? Why? Could it be that all is not well in the court of President and Mrs Blair?
Cherie's been broad in the beam since she first hove onto the horizon. Like most socialist women. They tend to be squidgy and overweight. That's because they always take one more of what's being offered, thinking that saying, "Oh, I really shouldn't" somehow negates the calories they're packing away.
Yes, she has never been particularly slim, but she does seem to have packed on the pounds lately. Maybe you are right, perhaps it is is anticipation of the times when there will be no more free cake.
Verity, since when has Cherie been a socialist woman?
Maybe she misheard and really said "Will, swat that fly" or some such?
maybe she WAS misheard, I meant to say...
you go for it, my man!
~~~~~~At 3:58 PM, peter hitchens' schlong said...
I have always found the lovely, Cherie to be very passionate and oddly arousing. But then I haven't been getting out and about as much as I used to...
"she has never been particularly slim, but she does seem to have packed on the pounds lately..."
Maybe there is some understandable reason - in her private life? Some dark secret that just makes her want to wrap up in the comfort of solitary cake-eating...
Either that, or she's been challenging Prescott at an "Eat-all-you-can" pie buffet...
"Either that, or she's been challenging Prescott at an "Eat-all-you-can" pie buffet..."
She bloody well cheats - she can slip a whole steak and kidney in sideways....
Thank you for the comment, Mirthios. Probably one of the better ones, I'd say, and original with me. As Oscar Wilde said, "I wish I had said that", to which his witty friend replied, "You will, Oscar, you will". I look forward to seeing it in your stand-up routine.
Cherie's so fat, when she walks into a room the chairs throw themselves out of the window.
Her cunt's so big she can stretch it over a gas oven.
Now that's vile. Funny, but vile.
fruning graplecard - Why do you assume that posters on this blog are less well-read than yourself?
Thanks, we have all known, "You will, Oscar, you will" since birth. It wasn't "his witty friend" who made the riposte. It was his witty enemy: James Whistler. The painter? In London? You do know the story of their animosity?
The whole point of this bon mot?
Kinnock describing a certain rear end Benedictus?
'comprehensive, authoritative, substantial'
He's kissed ass enough times.
This conference will go down in history as 'Brown Nosing Week'...to be followed swiftly by a 'Brown Out'.
Everyone could be coming at this from treh wrong angle. What if Cherie is a Brownite rather than a Blairite?
Brown: "It has been a privilege for me to work with and for the most successful ever leader and Labour prime minister."
Cherie: "Well that's a lie"
Could she have been talking about Tony's record?
Reading through the comments I see this has slipped in a couple of times and I just wanted to make sure everyone is clear on this point - Cherie Blair is NOT the first lady of this country. The first lady, if people insist on trying to translate American positions to the UK, is HM the Queen.
Consensus among those who know her seems to be - "it's probably a fair cop".
However, I wonder why she said "well, that's a lie" rather than "he's a liar".
She has to be precise in her use of language for her day job(s), so what was she really talking about?.
Oh, and as for the fat arse thing, it's obvious why she's piling on the pounds. It's so that she'll be rotund enough to qualify for U.S. citizenship when Bliar 'retires'.
"First Lady" is actually an official position in the US. It's not slang or a nickname. For example, I believe Roosevelt (don't know which one)chose as his First Lady his daughter Alice. I think he was widowed.
Maybe she's piling on the pounds due to too many McDonalds (and no that's not a reference to another highlander who's coming south to steal our jobs)
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