Baby Talk
Blame the baby is a tactic Guido uses himself. Mislaid the keys? Tell the wife "the baby has hidden the keys again". Hungover from hell and your morning meeting enquires as to why you are unshaven and cross-eyed, "baby is teething..."A hungover Charles Kennedy used it when he couldn't figure out the details of his own manifesto policy on local government finance at a press conference.
Had a covert meeting at home with Tom Watson, public instigator of the plot to destabilise your rival, the day before the plot was launched? Tell them "he came to see baby Fraser".
Caught by a photographer laughing your tits off in the back of a car leaving Downing Street when the plot was executed? "I was laughing and joking about the baby."
84 comments:
Some baby.
Tom Watson WAS visiting a baby. That baby boy was the childish chancellor, the lost boy turned bully who couldn't lead a scout club. Brown's a dangerous character.
We know he wants to be PM so why can't he speak up?
The Cyclops of Kirkaldy is making Blair look honest at the moment (that's something!) from his "I was smiling because" to the "I like the Arty Monkey, er Artic Monks" fib. The problem is, Blair's a good liar, Brown's a crap one.
Talking of the Arctic Monkeys, can't listen to the following lines without thinking of GB:
"And what a scummy man / just give him half a chance / I bet he'll rob you if he can..."
What an odious wrecking-ball of a politician he is. Our only hope from keeping him from being PM is IF it can be proven that he has lied over ANY of the events of the past few weeks. Then he is dead in the water. Plenty for the dirty diggers out there to unearth...go to it, Guido's Mighty Army! Your finest scalp yet awaits you...
Guido
If its possible to take our eyes off of the NewLabour melodrama for a moment, have a look at at a timely email i just sent you regarding the BBC broadcast tonight.
you can say wit ye like aboot oor Gordon becoming a sassenack but when it omes to his own family he called the laddie Fraser ... he only wants to pretend to be English long enough to get the power
aye mind yez are right in wit ye are thinking - another example of him being a Fibber!!
'There was a cow flew up a tree,'
Oh, you feckin liar!
says it all.
I just cannot look at the bleached phoney smile without thinking ,
how the hell have we sleep walked into this mess?
New Labour has fucked the country, fucked the farmers,
fucked immigration,
fuckled our armed services,
fucked the NHS,
fucked pensions,
and now?
They are fucking each other
Welacome to Cool Britannia , and pretty straight Kind of Guys (spelt 'cunts' to you and I)
We're doomed, we're doomed!
As another Scot used to tell us.
spot on Anonymous at 1.55pm
Bliar's regime have shat on everyone across the UK. Everything Bliar has touched has turned to shite.
The voters were hoodwinked into voting for this shower of shite. Not that the Tories would be much better. I have given up on politics in this country. We don't have a democracy anymore - we have a *corpocracy* ie we are run by the big corporations and their fiends in westminister and the media.
Why oh why can't he just spell out the truth and what he really thinks instead of lying about it:
- yes I think Blair is a lying cunt and I think I'll make a better PM because...
- my policies are ...
- I got my mates up to pushing Blair out, and infact the initial plotter Watson visited me to discuss it. I've offered him the post of .... in my government
- I've had enough of fucking waiting to be PM, for fucks sake I have to watch that cunt Blair jetting around the world with his false rictus grin...enough is enough time for me to take over. I've waited since 1993
- I only speak about Britishness because I'm a scot and I can't hide my accent like Blair
etc etc
He said he would welcome an election though.
which means:
1) He already knows he'll win
2) He thinks he'll win and is sadly deluded, but being lied to by his advisers
or - most likely -
3) it's a big fat lying lie like all the other lies, and it will be a coronation.
which means there's only a 1 in 3 chance of him becoming PM. Which is something, I suppose. But please, please, tell me you know somethihng i don't and he won't. Ever.
Brown will make an excellent Prime Minister, much in the mould of Winston Churchill. He is a major statesman who will be a collosus on the world stage. His speeches, which are always full of exciting and enjoyable content, will thrill us all and I cannot wait for him tearing up the Cameron man.
His team will be one of all the talents, making use of people overlooked before and some removed bofore they could change anything. Thus he will bring back Dobson, Mandleson,Field and Kinnock and so many other able politicians.
In two years time people will look back at this small hiccup of Labour Party fortunes and thank the Lord that this country of ours had a man, like Gordon Brown, ready and willing to take over the reins of Government. He was transform this country into a vibrant, happy and contented land full of milk and honey and will en sure thirty virgins for each male in the land and as many men as each woman wants, all without any taxation.
Brown is everything. A real politician and real man a real leader.
Sorry, must go I have to change the nappy.
Anonymous said... New Labour has fucked the country, fucked the farmers, fucked immigration, fuckled our armed services, fucked the NHS, fucked pensions, and now? They are fucking each other. Welacome to Cool Britannia , and pretty straight Kind of Guys (spelt 'cunts' to you and I)
I needed a good laugh today - and this had me choking with laughter - until my blood boiled at how true it is. More blood boilingly true is that it's only England's NHS & services that Brown, Blair & NuLab have fucked to the point of bankruptcy.
Scotland's health service, higher education and services for elderly people are thriving - courtesy of NuLab asset stripping England's services and thieving £16 billion of England's to divert to it's payroll vote in Scotland.
If Gordon Brown becomes PM, then the PM and the Presisent of the USA will have teh same initials: GB. How ominous is that? The Illuminati strike again.
I thought he named the baby, Fraser, after my evil exwife's favorite TV show.
Does Guido realise he's writing about himself in third person?
When Blair announced his intention to not stand for a 4th term, he did so to take people's eye off the fact he was due to go to hospital to have a heart op. His people waited until Brown was in the air, flying to the US, before they did it. They were high-fiving each other, and congratulating themselves on dishing Gordon. Completely immature, they'd lost sight of the fact that the move itself was crazy.
As for Charles Clarke - he's had feuds with Pat Hewitt, Peter Mandelson, Stephen Byers (tried to get Byers job at Transport), John Smith (said he was a crap leader), John Reid, David Blunkett and Gordon Brown (to name just a few off the top of my head) and lately, he's been slagging off Tony Blair too. He also used to get his special advisers to ring up broadcasters and journalists to deliver petty little bollockings about why Charles wasn't happy with whatever interview he'd just screwed up. He's deeply immature, and hid behind his advisers when it suited him.
When it comes to people who can't work with people, Charlie comes pretty high on the list.
Clarke has always dreamed of being PM, and he just can't bear the fact that Brown is infinitely nearer to it that he ever was, so he's lashing out. Pure jealousy, and transference.
Even when he screwed up his own department and got sacked by Blair (who shortly before was telling him he'd be the next leader), Brown offered him an olive branch. Instead, Clarke blows his top, and in doing so, he's proved why he doesn't deserve to hold office ever again.
Sorry for the long long rant - but I've been out of the country and I just wanted to even up the crazily anti-Gordon stuff which has been on here recently. Leaving aside politics, he's a decent human being, which is a damn sight more than Clarke or Blair are. There aren't any "Clarkeites" - and there are plenty of people who admire, respect and support Gordon Brown. That's all you need to know, really.
Lay off Gordy! We don't want Labour MPs to change their mind and vote for someone who would be electable south of the border.
I am an honest man and I would fain tell ye all the provenance of yon photograph. There was no plotting as some have alleged. The truth is this: Some hours before I had supped on dry bread and a pot of my good thrifty wife Sarah’s nourishing turnip gruel, as is my wont.
Subsequently I was to realise that all was not well. I became distended. Pain racked me. The borborygms of my intestines were so loud that some journalists mistakenly interpreted them as rumbles of Treasury discontent at the Party leadership. Finally, with the jolting of the car, my discomfort grew too great to be born.
Reader, I farted. I let fly with a massive sonorous blast. A great miasma of fermenting turnip filled the car, to the delight of my driver, Baldrick. The unaccustomed pleasure and relief of this overwhelmed me. I could no longer help myself. My involuntary nervous system convulsed my face in the rictus which others have told me is called a smile. Luckily a photographer was on hand to record it for the nation, and the rest, as they say, is posteriority.
Gordon.
Anonymous (2:23) said..
"Everything Bliar has touched has turned to shite."
This is known as the SADIM touch.
Think about it.
Someone's obviously told Gordy that the key to being a successful Labour Prime Minister is that you've got to perpetually lie through your teeth. Trouble is that Gordy knows he's lying when he's lying and cannot be relied upon to lie all the time. His own moral indignation will throttle himself if he has to carry on lying too much longer. Blair, on the other hand., as a consummate narcissist does not consciously know he is lying all the time and hence can sleep easy which his brain prepares the next load of b****cks to ladle all over us via the media.
If the presstitues from Fleet St are trying to wreck Broon's chances, it is enough evidence for me to think he wd probably be the best of a bad bunch.
Why does Gordon always look so camp?
Just look at those hands and his head, he makes mandelsohn look butch.
You're not suggesting.... and Blair is supposed to have said to dearest Peter "It's all over".
Three in a bed? so that would be why Gordo stayed a gay batchelor so long. He only got married and inseminated his wife to give him some stage props for No 10.
Poor baby! The worst of it is that Brown expects anyone to believe this crap.
that picture from the interview...was Marr sending a sexual signal to Brown with his fingers?
Jesus this blog has gone down hill, I remember when this blog used to run things the mainstream media wouldnt or couldnt tell us, now its just another opinion peice reacting to the days news, how sad.
I wonder is GB was behind http://www.keeping-the-faith.org.uk
Loved the bit where Brown said his moral compass forced him to assist others in distress.... I hope blair remembers to thank him for all his help!
..... and did his moral compass tell him to lie about not falling out with Blair and not knowing about the plot?
splashitallover said: ..the crazily anti-Gordon stuff which has been on here recently. Leaving aside politics, he's a decent human being, which is a damn sight more than Clarke or Blair are. There aren't any "Clarkeites" - and there are plenty of people who admire, respect and support Gordon Brown. That's all you need to know, really.
And we should just roll over and love Brown? Brown lied through his back teeth, using his baby to slide along the greasy pole into the PM's job. This is decent human being Brown's moral compass at work, is it? Piss off!
Slashitallover I have no doubt that Gordon Brown has a moral compass and wants to do good and is a lover of mankind. Trouble is all the fucking trouble in this world is caused by power hungry meglomaniacs wanting to do good. Brown is dysfunctional, hates himself for his cowardice and resorts to being a bully and loner to compensate. He is also a control freak, social engineer who does not understand the real world. Look at his bloody shambles of tax credits. He does not understand human behaviour. If he wants to save mankind he should piss off to outer Mongolia and shove endogymous non inflationery growth down their ignorant throats. You are right on Clarke. An utter twat. But we did enjoy his rant.
Anonymong - with that turn of phrase, you could be one of the rare band of Clarkeites I mentioned earlier. Well done! Now, go and find a name, and learn some manners - just like your hero Charlie needs to.
Naked ambition in Brown is better than a naked Brown.
What a lack of morality with this whole nulab dung heap.
Someone said "leave aside politics and Brown is a decent human being"...but the point is here about politics which is not being left aside
Brown has lied about the coup blot and Blair as usual has a lie i.e that he believes Brown ...course he does not as his memoirs in later years will prove.
Prawns - to be fair to old beardie fungus face two pizzas three bottles no trousers Clarke, he can rant for England. A career on "Grumpy Old Former Home Secretaries" (UKTV) surely awaits.
I was on the receiving end of one of Charlie's advisers' little chats once. Christ. "Charles wasn't happy about...." Oh, get over it, he's a fucking Cabinet Minister. He makes Brown look like he's got the hide of a rhino.
Kelvin Mackenzie tells a good story about when Clarke was working for Kinnock in 1991, and he came in to see Kelvin, who was editor of The Sun at the time. He basically layed into Kelvin saying that when Labour got in, they were going to sort out Murdoch, etc etc (not a bad idea, as it goes, but anyway).
Mackenzie couldn't believe it. He'd been expecting a fairly constructive conversation, and was ready to parley, given that a Labour victory looked pretty likely. Instead, Clarke's (now trademark) rant made him even more keen on dumping a huge vanload of shit over Kinnock and Labour in the election campaign.
I come to praise Brown, a little, but I'd rather bury Clarke.
This ranting business is fun though.
Look at that picture - Gordon is about as camp as it gets. I should know.
seagullers the man is a camp as a row of tents.
Im no homophobe, I just cant stand spineless pooves like brown who cannot bring themselves to cough the job, then go about marrying a beard having children and wrecking all their lives some time in the future.
Everything about this pension stealing, marxist, thieving, celtic, mono ocular twat makes me want to puke.
I don't like him at all.
The No.2 in the labour party is a Traitor
to his party
to his government
to his country
they are all diminished as a result of his actions.
sorry to say so.
No Peter H, don't be shy, say what you really mean.
Don'cha ya just love it when politicians go even lower than the public sewer, exploiting innocent children.
Is there any chance we might see Gordon and Tony on one of those daytime relationship shows such as "Tricia" or "Jeremy Kyle?"
Splashitallover said...
Anonymong - with that turn of phrase, you could be one of the rare band of Clarkeites I mentioned earlier. Well done! Now, go and find a name, and learn some manners - just like your hero Charlie needs to.
Not surprised you assume I'm a Clarke supporter, all you Labour/NuLab lot inhabit the same 'inclusive' fantasy world. Clarke/Brown/Blair/NuLab/Labour, I detest every one of you self serving vultures. My great fantasy is of the day when you're all finally peeing your pants in the dock at the international criminal court for your war crimes.
In the analysis what a turn round by the Blair Camp - step by step. It was the politcal equivalent of the "Rumble in the Jungle"
1. Blair is on the ropes - big style (taking rope-a-dope)
2.Blair arranges a truce - halting the Brown juggernaut
3. In the truce Blair gets Clarke to savage Blair (Clarke expendable to Blair already sacked him)
4. Now Gordon looks a plonker, a liar, bit mental and now appears finished
5. Ho hum
6. Future - On to the Thrilla in Manilla where Reid or Alan Johnson get done over - Blair - acts like a butterfly but stings like a bee
Can I just ask the Guidonics here on this thread what was Grevious Bodilys job before he became an MP. I'm intrigued, surely nothing that required a backbone like Army Officer, Copper or Oil Rig Engineer....Im thinking something along the lines of PR director for the Scottish School of Ballet.
The tories must think this is so pathetic, at least there good at one thing and thats backstabbing their leaders. Full on Machete through the spinal chord, not a prod with a friggin butter knife we've all witnessed this last week!!!
Humphrey
http://www.ghostofhumphrey.blogspot.com
splashitallover; are you that ridiculour little fellow who resembles a Toby Jug : Charlie Whelan?
Well your defence of your master is touching but up here in Old Labour Birkenhead we've given up on Gay Gordon; after last weeks shambles we know he's toast. He's dead man walking.
Your boy Gordie has let the Tories in at the next Election.
So, from the working-class masses of Merseyside, thanks Gordie, well done soft lad, nice one, ...... you useless, lying, bent, traitorous, ego-maniacal, deranged, piece of execrement.
Slashitallover has certainly thrown a wee spotlight on the person that is Clarke. I withdraw my description of twat. He is a mules puss - useless to man and beast.
Fat Charlie "Two pizzas" isn't *totally* useless. He's made a good job of stitching Gay Gordie up like a kipper and effectively destroying his chance of ever winning a General Election, though the biggest part in the whole debacle was played by old slack-jaw himself of course.
I may be ridiculous and fairly short but no, I'm not Charlie Whelan. Are you Frank Field?
Splashitallover: you are Ian McCartney and I claim my free Glasgie knuckle sandwich.
Gordon Brown will be the next PM, like it or not.
He will make it up with TB...and make Mr Blair the mentor Minister (like they do in Singapore).
Failing that expect Mr Blair to do do the Italian number (courtesy of Sonia Gandhi in India).
a question though - Labour was elected on the premise that Mr Blair will serve a full term. Does it mean that he will call an election at the time of his departure. suppose Mr Brown was not expecting THAT KILLER PUNCH.
splashitallover said :"I may be ridiculous and fairly short but no, I'm not Charlie Whelan. Are you Frank Field?"
LOL. No, but I've no doubt Frank agrees with me so he does
someone said...
Gordon Brown will be the next PM, like it or not.
This must not be allowed to happen. If Brown ever becomes PM, by default and with no electoral or political legitimacy, there must be a civil insurrection to force an immediate General Election.
I trust that Gordo's chances of becoming PM won't be ruined by those scurrilous stories from the late 90's of how he lost his chequebook (and where it was found!)
anonymous said : "I trust that Gordo's chances of becoming PM won't be ruined by those scurrilous stories from the late 90's of how he lost his chequebook (and where it was found!)"
LOL. I remember that one.
And let's not mention those legendary old photos featuring a rocking horse and an overweight middle-aged man in a nappy!
kill Gordon, Guido. Stab out his one eyses. He be not the master he thinks. Kill him now, preciouss. We hates him, we hates him, we hates him forever.
well all I can say is, if I ever had to be interviewed for some political failing, real or imiginary, I'd pay a lot of money for Mr Marr to be my interrogator. The art of the follow up question is clearly totally beyond his competency. Gordo the Scowl's response to Marr's plea for a sense of what he is like as a normal human being - eg, "I've become more idealistic" just demonstrated, I fear, what we are up against. The Scowl wants all bairns, even those born to the scrape-faced mothers of Croydon, to have "am equal chance in life". Hello!! Scowl-face, you've been in office 9 bloody years. Why are you talking about this as an issue now?
The key question now is who is the least worst alternative? Bear in mind our options are pretty much limited to the Cabinet and that raving leftie John Mcdonnell.
Johnson, of course. The most likely to make a success of it and beat Cameron. Which I would welcome. For me, better another few years in opposition than power utterly without Conservative principles.
Gordon Brown caught smiling earlier this week? I didn't know he could smile. He has a human side after all!
Do you think the Broccoli family, producers of the James Bond films, could get in touch with him to play the next villain? Just think, the one-eyed secretive man, lurking in the Treasury, who poses a threat to the British way of life thanks to a massive grudge. From Kirkaldy with Love? The Man with the PFI gun? Dourfinger?
In fact, the way he's carrying on, surely it's only a matter of time until Gordon ends up meeting a CIA agent and ends up like David Kelly or Robin Cook.
anon 8:30
please elaborate
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
They now put him centre stage.
Splashitallover is a precocious teenager. His dad told him about the Brut advert with Henry Cooper.
Re Gorgon: I take people as I find them. My impression is that he hasn't washed his hair for at least a fortnight and relies on Ed Balls to do a daily shoulder brush of dandruff and a weekly arselick to remove the worst of his clinkers.
Brown's underpants have long been an embarrassment too far for the local laundry and a special cleaning unit has been drafted in to deal with the colossal skid marks in his Y-fronts. We should draw a veil over his armpits. Charm pits they ain't.
Apart from that, he's an attractive guy, and he's really working on that smile.
Splashitallover is a precocious teenager. His dad told him about the Brut advert with Henry Cooper.
Re Gorgon: I take people as I find them. My impression is that he hasn't washed his hair for at least a fortnight and relies on Ed Balls to do a daily shoulder brush of dandruff and a weekly arselick to remove the worst of his clinkers.
Brown's underpants have long been an embarrassment too far for the local laundry and a special cleaning unit has been drafted in to deal with the colossal skid marks in his Y-fronts. We should draw a veil over his armpits. Charm pits they ain't.
Apart from that, he's an attractive guy, and he's really working on that smile.
the real Marr/Brown interview
It was only a few months ago that Brown Nose came out with some balls that the UK was going to spend a huge amount of money on educating African children. Now this is all right on stuff but in reality it will be lost in the sands of time. Do you remember gravelly voice Henry Kissinger saying in 1980 that by the year 2000 there will be no starving kids in the World?
Why do these shite politicians keep coming out with this rubbish? Does it make them feel good?
Personally I can't stand Brown. Lets get away from this myth that he has been a good Chancellor...Sold most of Britain's gold reserves when the price was at an all time low, wrecked the UK pension industry, introduced tax credits which have become a national disgrace, uses deceit and lies when introducing new taxation in the Budget.
He looks and acts gay. His dress sense is a joke. He has no neck, one eye and a fat gut. His enormous head is too big for his bloated body.
Do we really want this lying, deceitful, cheating, ugly shitbag as our next Prime Minister???
No thank you!
sales of johnson's baby oil have risen threefold over the last quarter said an industry spokesman yesterday.
last month a staggering 47000003 were sold in Britain alone just kidding.
He's a lying toad and invoking his poor little son to deflect the effects of the clear and obvious porkies now he's been caught out plotting is beyond the pael. I hope Blair sacks him soon. We can't have a congital liar anywahere in government. It just won't do.
Or even a congenital liar...
Hi MAN and MANesses from somewhere near faroutsvillestan
Look you lot I can ride my bike with no hands.
Im not just trying to save the planet all on my own this time.
Somechap at the local constab' took the keys to the lovebus away saying " you no brain you no key no dead people ok saab."
WoW this is fun I hear the other lot are falling apart without having smoked any my cool shit Nepalise stash.
I told Tone to stay off the Charlie cos it would make him get seriously para'.
"You see with the puff" I said "you just think everyone is just watching you.
With the Charlie you start loving yourself so much you think that everyone wants to get rid of you, just because you make them feel inadiquate or even worse its because you wont sleep with them.
Prob with the Charlie is, when you do finally have to sleep with them its generaly a no show, so beleive me they then dont just hate you, they want to kill you."
He did not listen though just went off on one of those petulent huffs of his saying something like " I dont take advice from people who smoke that stuff its so 1970s."
Then waved something that looked like a small version of something the maids used to write my name on my birthday cake with and ran off.
Anon 12.14
"Sold most of Britain's gold reserves when the price was at an all time low..."
Gordon Brown's poor judgment only cost us £1.6 BILLION. Such a piddling sum, hardly worth mentioning again is it? It's only £1,600,000,000 after all. Just a drop in the ocean towards, say, those NHS debts that mean we have to lay off health care staff...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2005/12/01/cnbgold01.xml
If he hadn't inherited a very strong economy from the Tories in 1997, his (and Labour's) reputation for economic management would have been in shreds within the first term. He had the good fortune that Ken Clarke had done all the hard graft for him. All he had to do was point the UK in the right direction.
So why did he plunder the pensions? And where has all the money gone? (HINT: Four letters, begins with I, ends with Q perhaps...? Or an eight letter word begining with S and ending with LAND maybe??)
Tax credits, maybe?
I was interested in your expression 'laughing your tits off' which I had never come across before. I hadn't realised Gordon Brown was a woman. Why do Tories have this fear of the female?
I though Blair was the one with the tits.....
"Do we really want this lying, deceitful, cheating, ugly shitbag as our next Prime Minister???"
No, we could do with something different after 10 years!
Who Knows .... said earlier that Blair's No 2 (I think he meant Brown rather than Prescott) is a traitor to his party, government and country. All of which makes him ideal to follow Bliar - who is very much Number 1 in the traitor stakes.
Oh, and Barnacle Bill drew our attention to a fellow Scot's warning .. "we're doomed". Is this why Brown minor is called Fraser, and will these be his first words ?.
Gordon's only chance of winning the next general election is to go out hard against Tony to distance himself from Tony's failing policies. However, I still don't think he will win even if he plays it perfectly and must rely on a mistake by the LibDems or Torys.
Gordon is falling into Tony's trap by waiting whilst the Blairites develop a rival leader. Gordon should back Tony 100% by slag off any policies that he has disagreed with in one of his famous meetings. If all of Gordon and Tony's policies were jointly agreed and he can't do this then he has been a very silly boy in not giving himself the wriggle room to distance himself from Tony
Settle down, settle down you anxious lot. Everything is OK because Big John has spoken. Of course we had all forgotten about the beached whale sometimes known as the Deputy Prime Minister.
With Fat Boy Prescott mediating between Pinky and Perky things can only get better. Between trying to talk English whilst munching his third steak and ale pie, punching a protester, and shagging his secretary, this man of the people, the former Fat BASTewARD who has the common touch was reigniting the old friendship between Tony and Gordon. "Look you must understand, even the best of friends have a disagreement now and then. Even Tony and me fell out when my turncoat secretary exposed me as a Casanova. Still, he let me keep my job and the average wage that goes with it. Worth every penny, I say. Now where's that dictionary?"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/5333722.stm
it has only suddenly dawned on me who Brown reminds me of in both his mannerisms and superifical psychological make up - Richard Nixon. Is it just me or does anyone see the resemblance?!
(12.14am)..."He looks and acts gay. His dress sense is a joke"
is this a contradiction?
re splashitallover 2.57 :
are you on drugs ?
"there are plenty of people who admire ,respect and support GB".
Thankfully there are an growing number who want to see him up against a wall, blindfold optional, for the damage his half baked soviet block era policies doing to the economy of England.
Anyone hear Prezza on Today this morning? Great moment when he was talking about 11/9 "as theyw athced the plane crash in" - "Tony turned to me and said 'The world has changed' Yes I said, and we must seek peace in Palestine"
Ho ho ho - yes John, of course that's what you said. Lying twat.
I bet his actual words were "There were pies on that plane!!!"
I'm beginning to feel sorry for the wee little bairn, being blamed for some many things at such an early age will give him a persecution complex.
The Social Services should be involved, don't they intervene with dysfunctional families to save the child.
Yes, I heard the piemaster on Today as well....quite a claim...'yes WE must seek peace in Palestine'
Is that 'WE' the spin machinery who was trying to use that day to bury bad news, or 'WE' the last desperadoes in the bunker who are trying who is trying to spin the beeb away from the delightful specatacle of the collpase of yet another socialist administration..? We will have to wait for Prezza's batteries to run out before we can get a look at the punched tape they fed him with today.
Blair is not a member of the Labour Party - he despises traditional cloth cap socialists. He set up NuLab as a vehicle to gain power, perks, red carpets, free holidays, speaking tours, access to the rich and famous. His family were Conservatives and only after getting his leg over one hot chick, Cherie Booth the ex campus bicycle did he sign up with Labour. The pain in his trousers made him do it. Brown wants to save Africa, God having failed to do so. What the fuck can you do with a deluded prick like this.
It's all one of these unfortuate misunderstandings that seems to happen once every thousand years. There was Tom dropping by innocently for a quick coffee when Gordon inadvertently exclaimed "Who will rid me of this turbulent Prime Minister". Fortunately Tom turned out less efficient in his knightly duties than his Plantagenet antecedents as the prospect of Tony Blair being canonised is too much to bear.
"What is the point of listening to someone when you cannot believe a word they say?"
Quote from Bob Crow of the RMT shortly after walking out of Blair`s speech at the TUC Conference.Other Brothers heckled,jeered and walked out as well.Is this "leaving them asking for more" Tone? If you want more of this sort of thing carry on with your plans for your nationwide tour....please.
Far more interesting is that it looks like the BofE will be putting at least 0.5% on interest rates over the next 6 months.
The BofE is staffed by Gordon's lackies, with questionable economic credentials. They have held back from making interest rate rises and Gordon has slowed down productivity in UK using tax and red tape. His reputation is fast going doing the drain.
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,16849-2355772,00.html
"0.4 per cent rise in prices in August" - That is very bad for Gordon.
"the RPIX measure of inflation, the Bank’s former target measure, climbed to 3.3 per cent — its highest level since the Bank gained control of interest rates in 1997."
Dawn Primarolo has been gushing that she expects to be Deputy Prime Minister at the very least in Brown's brave new world. Clearly he must be stopped....
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