Totty Report : Barbados
Guido passes no judgement, many a time his ribs have been bruised by Mrs Fawkes as a result of admiring teenage girls in short skirts.
UPDATE : Blair has previous for this type of thing, a co-conspirator emails this revealing picture. Two summers ago, while on one of his regular freebies to Tuscany as the guest of Prince Girolamo Guicciardino Strozzi, he accepted an invitation to lunch at a nearby villa owned by some rich Tories. After a few glasses of Chianti Classico, he was only too happy to pose for pictures with his fellow guests, heiresses Marina and Rose Hanbury. No wonder he is smiling, you would, wouldn't you?Guido is beginning to see a pattern here; he is on holiday, spots a young, skimpily dressed, bronzed nubile girl and it is "do you want to be in my picture?"
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In your picture he seems to have developed X-ray vision...
You've cropped the photo and it no longer shows the scrote on the right (just a bit of his shirt in the corner) who was not at all subtle in his blimping.
Cheers, mate.
Ye gods!
Mmmmmrrrrooooooo!
Quickly bwana, fire! Before it charges!
guido - why have you put a fat woman in a black swimsuit on your site ?
we demand more totty
D'you think Blair's saying,I'd forgotten they come in "pert"?
The Lady in Black has legs that can kick start a jumbo. Is she related to that dirty old man trying to have a peek. Cant say I blame him.
I wonder if the water level in the Thames estuary rises appreciably every time that woman has a dip in Barbados.
Well, thankyou very much G!
After seeing the horriheffalump in the picture on the right my bearer, Mzi, has retreated to his hut and has been put under sedation by the local witchdoctor.
Nurse took one look at the photo on the left and is now convinced I'm some sort of underage teenie perv. She's locked herself in her quarters and refuses to come out.
So with one simple photograph you have forced me to put up with one moody Nurse and pour my own whiskey!
Once again: Thank you!
Funny. I'd suspected he was gay and the marriage to Cherie was a front.
Well none of the kids look like him do they? And where did the fat girls red hair come from (Robin Cook?)
Also, he's always been a bit overpally with Peter Fondlesbum hasn't he?
And then there's the Cliff Richard free holidays thing. A bit suspect that I reckon.
And then of course, there's this, http://tinyurl.com/q7g2w
A tired, overworked middle aged man goes on holiday to Italy. While there, he's invited to a sumptuous lunch at a grand villa deep in the Tuscan countryside.
The man gets drunk and is surprised and delighted to be befriended by two gorgeous, rich, spoilt and bored sisters.
Wearing only bikinis, the sisters detach the man from the party and lead him into a luxurious bedroom...
I think you`re all on the wrong track,the girl`s a diversion and also convienient cover.Look again at where Blair`s really looking then look at the lad with the black shirt,where`s his left hand then?
Sure this will be deleted, but hey who cares...
This is a crap post, you're no better than the fking Daily Star.
I hope Ms Fawkes finds out about that piece you've been seeing on the side Guido.
heiresses Marina and Rose Hanbury.
If I marry them both would that be "double-dipping" ?
Who's that fat woman on the top of this thread - she looks like Hattie Jacques
And no wonder Cherie has that look on her face,probably just been harpooned by a passing Japanese factory ship.
Marina takes size 5.5 shoes but has a 25-inch waist............and Rose has size 6 shoes but a 23-inch waist.........then again Rose is 5'10" and taller than Marina by 2 inches.
I can't decide..........will their father wrap them both ?
Rick said...heiresses Marina and Rose Hanbury.
If I marry them both would that be "double-dipping" ? 12:55 PM
No Rick,that would be bigamy
Anonymong,
This blog is only available in tabloid format.
What if the two sisters transgress all boundaries by 69ing each other while Tony jerks himself to a shattering climax?
I'm sure that must be what happened...
'Hi, I'm Tony, I'd really like to invade your space'
No wonder the boy has an irregular heartbeat.
sorry to post again,however, if you actually folow the line of Blairs sight he is actually staring at that young lads tackle, no doubt thinking foul thoughts, and Guido it was most cruel of you to stick cherie Blairs head onto that photo of a spacehopper.
No wonder he wears the baggies!
So a 50-something woman looks crap in a bikini.
Your point Guido?
Tony has got a semi on hasn't he?
"he accepted an invitation to lunch at a nearby villa owned by some rich Tories."
Right wing people in Chianti?! Oh Dear! It's a quite left wing area politically (apart Gaiole in Chianti, the other municipalities usually give a strong lead to the centre-left coalition).
Strange noone seems to want to have their picture taken with Sherry...
Good to see the PM likes a bit of totty... good on him.
RS
PS - Dale is discussing 'Unzipped'. I think it is Dale. Thoughts?
Whoever photographed the Barbados chavette is a feckin' genius - she even has the same dopey expression as Cherie....
A rare picture of Mrs B with her mouth shut.
Left wing? I lived in Siena for two years. It is one the most ultraconservative places I've ever been to. All reform is resisted, outsiders are viewed with suspicion and as for what they think of the Florentines...
Top right, if my eyes don't deceive me is Bubbles DeVere from Little Britain. You know, the one the manager at the healthspa is always chasing for payment. My goodness Matt Lucas looks just like the Blair gargoyle.
Are they related? I think we should be told!
I wonder why is Emily, The Great Leader admiring the females' rear end? Must be a wad of large denomination notes stuffed in the back of her skirt.
"Friction burns on the inner thighs are considered to be a serious threat to the morbidly odious, as is letter-box mouth. If it was Princess Di or Elvis, would you have been so cruel?"
We may all be on the wrong track, it could all be perfectly innocent; perhaps TB is just looking at what the guy in black might be doing to the girl, who is bending over(both are looking rather pleased with themselves).
No doubt he was thinking 'not really my taste but any arse will do at a push'
It's interesting that he's got his arms round the 2 young men.
Well it certainly doesn't look as if Carole Chaplin has been able to do any lasting good to Cherie, what a waste of easy earned dosh!
Tony says "You clever young thing. That's just the pose I adopt for George"
Is it a trick of the light, or does that 'totty' have a rather prominent Adam's apple?
Quick! Start an ugly rumour!
You know, in the good old days before media intrusion, when a man reached this position in society it was implicit that he would take on (much) younger mistresses. The combination of feminism, religion, and the media have ended all that. Ah well. More rampant totty for the rest of us snigle blokes.
Correction:
Final line should read "Quick-start an Ugly Rumour".
Charles Anthony Linton Blair has my greatest admiration and respect. Imagine waking up to that in the morning, every friggin' day!
Walrus Watch Uggh and Yukk!
You wouldn't catch Gordon Brown posing with two hotties like that, would you? No wonder he's not PM.
Dear Mr. Fawkes,
I am advised by my client Mr. Matthew Lucas, that publication of an image of him portraying Ms. Bubbles DeVere without his consent and without acknowledgement to him is a breach of copyright law.
In recompense, Mr. Lucas is prepared to accept your donation of £30,000,000 to Labour Party funds.
Failure to comply within seven days will result in the person portrayed in that image to reside with you, rent free, for a period of no less than five years.
Yours etc.
Next time you see Blair being all serious and statesmanlike just imagine him lying on his back (he lies all the time) with that huge bottom on his face and cherie both manually and orally pleasuring him as he laps away at her engorged dripping wet pudenda.
"Left wing? I lived in Siena for two years. It is one the most ultraconservative places I've ever been to. All reform is resisted, outsiders are viewed with suspicion and as for what they think of the Florentines... "
well, Siena is a Left stronghold. In this year's mayoral election the official centre-left candidate got around 55% in the first round with a "rebel" centre-left candidate in the second place and the official centre-right candidate being nowhere to be seen.
In the GE Siena voted for Prodi against Berlusconi with a 60%/40% margin.
Back in the 60's to 80's Siena used to have the Communist Party as the most voted party
I wasn't aware they had those type of girls around...but they were an "import"
Anonymous said...
Next time you see Blair being all serious and statesmanlike just imagine him lying on his back (he lies all the time) with that huge bottom on his face and cherie both manually and orally pleasuring him as he laps away at her engorged dripping wet pudenda.
4:41 PM
You horrible, rotten bastard. I was just goin' to 'ave me tea!
Red card for anon Guido please!
"All reform is resisted, outsiders are viewed with suspicion"
Is that a definition of Socialism? Just look at the socialists in France, Italy, Belgium etc for their underlying racism, protectionism and conservatism.
Someone please help me. I actually quite like the bird in the black one-piece.
Yrs,
Benny Hill,
The Italian Job
In the last picture, where exactly has Tony's right hand disappeared to?
I`ve detected a nasty undercurrent to this blog recently.Isn`t it bad enough for Prezza and Cherie being obese,ugly,lacking in charm,egotistical,greedy,hypocritical,generally viewed with dis-taste,objects of derision and ridicule and having their lack of morals and good sense exposed in the media without people making personal comments here?
Come on people,be nice,even lardy wastes of space have feelings.
Especially when Greenpeace keep trying to drag you back into the water when you're lying on the beach topping up the tan
No Rick,that would be bigamy
What's that to do with Big Amy ?
You're behind the times: She now calls herself Cherie
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Here Guido - pick out a few more.........if you take one to that restaurant you took your wife to noone will notice - unless they've replaced the bulb
Now, compare our homely First Lady with the rather fragrant Segolene Royal. Even more imperssive when you consider that Mme Royal is 1 year and 1 day older than the Wicked Whale as well. Fat lot of good Carole Caplin did
http://www.womendiary.net/2006/08/13/segolene-royal-french-politician-in-bikini-photos/
Guido, can you arrange a juxtaposition of these two political starlets? I don't mind if the snap of the British contender is a bit grainy....
Michael Bentine would have been pleased, having a real live Dumbly in No. 10.
Wasn't it around the time that they first went to the Windies that there was a Caribbean song entitled 'Big Pantie Woman'?
Who knows where the fickle muse will strike?
Oh I shouldnt't but..
according to today's Guardian, Norway has failed to fulfil its whaling quota...arf arf!
Is Blair wearing the same shirt in both those pictures?
You are beasts.
If that is indeed our Tone, there's also a serious point to be made: while age is not kind to women, and many PM's wives have looked less than svelte at 50, has any PM - of any age - ever looked so inanely out-of-it, with that asinine rictus grin, and glazed, ambivalent point of focus?
We've just had a vast potential attack on our country's travel economy and defence capability by stern wee Scotzbollah glibly droning Douglas Alexander, and Wolf Tone stays whoa-partying in the Windies, ogling wenches with slim, pert breasts like...(OK, enough.)
Oh, and BTW, re 'ambivalent point of focus':
Bea Lillie and Gertie Lawrence (ca. 1938) walk out of the Ritz Hotel and are sauntering down Picadilly. Suddenly Gertie calls to Bea, 'Oh, darling, do stop a moment.' 'Why' asks Bea. 'It's that photographer over there.' 'Why, what does he want, dahling?' 'He wants to focus, darling.' 'What, both of us??'
Agree that Cherie should demand a refund from Carole Caplin.
I'm not sure how old she is, but she may be interested in the many interesting courses arrangd by U3A (University of the Third Age).
In my local branch, they are offering a six week course on Sumo Wrestling.
Look (god I sound like Tony already), Cherie has had about a hundred babies and is entitled to look quite blobby. Also she is quite old. That's all. Oh, and Tony is an old perv.
Cherie looks a bit "Flanders Mare-ish", rather then a svelte racehorse. Good load-bearing buttocks.
Imagine what she'd be like without Carole Caplin. That must be some shower cubicle!
In the Royal Navy she'd be classed as a 'Dockyard Horse'.
with that asinine rictus grin, and glazed, ambivalent point of focus?
Botox dear boy, botox..........
Tony will have plenty of time to spend with Mrs Blobby when he resigns in a few weeks.
Would you rather.... be 51, fat, oldish, tired after 4 children and their upbringing, but on a beach in the Caribbean with a reasonable house in London to go to when you get home and a middling reputation for looking for some easy dosh; or a war criminal, murdering , botoxed, washed up old queen, who gets internationally dissed by his poodle-keeper and is facing a series of interviews by Yates of the Yard if he sets foot on english soil again?
The visible evidence of a free-loading dirt bag.
I don't know what the problem is with Cherie. She's not exactly an eighteen year old and I would still rather see rather than her gimp of a husband naked any old day of the week.
Steady on - the problem with Sherry is that she is as bad as Tone, fleecing the role of PM's wife for all she can.
By the way I know of a good optician which might help.
If Blair divorced Cherie his poll ratings would increase...........no doubt eventually we will find he and Harriet Harman have a thing going
Could care a damn if Blair divorced Cherie. It's Cherie taking up with John Prescott in a revengeshag that scares me ...
Julian,
Now that would be perpetual motion!
Rick said...
If Blair divorced Cherie his poll ratings would increase8:33 PM
Not as much as suicide would.
I`m a leftie and I hate the bastard with a vengeance,stop copying the smarmy prick Dave and people like me will vote for you,"same old,same old" wont cut it.Hague would get my vote if it would kill the abomination a.k.a. New Labour,Cameron`s a smug populist too far,same wanker,different shit-eating grin.
Why don't all of you who are slagging off Mrs B send in pics of yourselves in your swimming gear - particularly pictures that don't show you at your best. I could do with a good laugh!
Well, mary p, you start it off by sending a pic of you in your swimming gear...when we have finished laughing (or slagging you off) we will send you ours.
It is seeing pictures like this that make the muslim attire very inviting!
mary p said...
Why don't all of you who are slagging off Mrs B send in pics of yourselves in your swimming gear - particularly pictures that don't show you at your best. I could do with a good laugh!
I fear for you Mary P ecstasy is a tablet rather than a state of mind.........this is not a pornographic Website despite Guido's best efforts
Is there anywhere, has there ever been, or could there ever be a photgraph of Mrs Anthony Blair looking like anything other than the north end of a southbound bus. I mean, you'd think with £7,000 on a hairdo, and money no object..................or am I just being naive?
Not complaining though, I think it's priceless.
My opinion of Tone has gone up a notch. At least he's an unashamed hetero, which is quite daring these days.
Normally, I would pay no attention to a fuller-figured matron holidaying in the sun. However, when that person is as status-obsessed and grasping as the Wicked Witch, then these rules go out of the window. If she was a private person with no interest in milking her husband's position - ghost-written books, lecture tours etc - she would be viewed far more indulgently.
Year after year, Mrs Blair is photographed in the most unflattering light in her swimsuit. Can't she afford to buy a few sarongs or kaftans?
how rich are marina and rose
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