A Soiled Story
Wonder if Hurst's biography of Charlie Kennedy now being serialised in the Times will tell the tale of the time Charlie was discovered passed out one morning in his office. This was not a rare event, but on this particular occasion there was a terrible smell in the room besides the alcohol fumes. Charlie had shat himself.
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who told you that? Oaten?
Would there have been any left, if that had been the case? C'mon, be realistic!
How wonderful! What I find particularly disturbing is that when they ousted Charlie the Lib Dems justified it by saying that they had been covering for his drinking for a long time, yet in May 2005 the Lib Dems were promoting Charlie Kennedy as a man they believed would be a great PM. Clearly the Lib Dems cannot be trusted - their actions at the last election essentially added up to a threat to the stability and workings of goverment - once again they prove themselves to be a black mark on British politics.
Did it happen just after his speech to the 2003 Lib Dem conference ?
"No more glad, confident morning for this shop-soiled Labour government."
Fair point, but he did only mention the smell...
Guido, so bloody what? Charlie's single malt days are old hat. What about the other tired and emotional regulars who still have pretensions to greatness?
Pitt the Younger managed to steer us along on a bottle of Port or three, and dear old Winnie managed to fight a world war while he was absolutely roaring.
Surely that would be a Skid mark.....?
".......there was a terrible smell in the room besides the alcohol fumes...."
Are you sure it wasn't Nick Clegg?
And the BBC said..
do de do
de do
do do de do de do de do
do do de doooooooo!
Charlie had shat himself.
And you never have Guido?
Any man who has combined guiness, red wine and cocaine as his favourite tipples will have done so at some time or another, even if it was just a follow through.
This is SO not the BBC news.
So Nick Robinson, stick that up yer Amroliwalla.
Nice Guido. Not sure how this falls under conspiracy, plot, or even qualifies as relevant rumour. Keep up the good work.
Any man who has combined guiness, red wine and cocaine...
Never tried Guinness. Does it really do that to you?
geoff,
never lend an Irishman your trousers!
I wonder if he will sell the Trousers and jacket on e-bay, along with a hip flask and signed picture????
Guido admits there is a definite follow-through risk with Guinness.
It happened to a "friend" of mine.
"Nice Guido. Not sure how this falls under conspiracy, plot, or even qualifies as relevant rumour. Keep up the good work."
Is this the same anonymous who always makes snide remarks whenever an embarrassing story about lefties appears here?
Cider made me wake up with an unwanted brown bed partner once.
Never mind Charlie's drinking. Have you any amusing anecdotes about a coke-snorting touchy-feely MP of the Conservative persuasion?
Cider made me wake up with Hugh Fernley-Wittingstall once.
phoenix01 said...
And the BBC said..
do de do
de do
do do de do de do de do
do do de doooooooo!
on the contary,
I distinctly remember during the IDS days, the BBC repeating the line that:
"Kennedy was now being regarded by "many" people as the true leader of HM's opposition"
Not much sympathy for alcoholics eh Guido? It's almost as though you don't like them. Almost like you find them repulsive and would rather they didn't exist. I'm sure there must be a name for that kind of psychological tic...
What is it with excreta and the LibDems?!!!
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2006/02/another-libdem-in-vomiting-defecating.html
In proportion to other parties extra-curricular activities in relation to their numbers they are weird beyond belief.
You are all very mean about Charlie. I want to change the tone in his favour.
An old colleague of his who was a contemporary at Glasgow Uni with Mr Charles said that his successful campaign to be Student Union leader was based around a free speech first campaign - the central tenet of which was to allow hard core porn to be show in the main uni theatre on weekend nights.
I am sure none of us could disagree with policies like that
What does 'shat' mean? Are you trying to say 'shit'?
What sticks in the craw is the way that party appartchiks and the medianista's conspired to keep his alcoholism from the public, who should have been told.
Charlie's problem with the bottle was well known about Westminster. Which only goes to prove that ALL involved in politics in the UK are a bunch of shits.
Hang the lot of 'em. Scum, undeserving of taxpayers monies.
The Queen Mother told Mad Frankie Fraser that she often did the same at Royal Variety Performances whenever Max Miller told a joke. As usual Mad Frankie had the answer: "Colostomy Mum"
Temporary blindness once made me wake up with Yasmin Alibhai-Brown.
I nearly shit myself when I think of the of the government we've got and the stae of this country!!
Anyone with half a brain would do the same!
It is so good that the children are getting ready for school and have brought all their playground stories for us to hear.
The great thing about British politics is the way it works with the media to give us the feeling that they are simply unevolved schoolchildren in need of being made to stand in a corner while the adults get on with real life
Imagine coming round from a sound sleep and finding out that you were in charge of the LibDems.
What would your first reaction be?
Sithee, I didn't need no bloody cider to wake up with Rosie. Just asked the lass when she were starting out if she needed a leg up.
She were relieved when she found out it were a lot smaller than a leg.
Magners can cause some damage to the underwear department
Charles Kennedy has been my idol ever since my lobotomy. I base my life on his teachings. I'm ginger (but need to work on my gut), and I'm shitting myself as I type this. Although, to my shame, I'm sober. But fear not! My probation officer has just arrived with a nicely chilled bottle of meths. Excelsior!
Is this the first documented use of the correct end of Charles Kennedy producing shite?
Temporary blindness once made me wake up with Yasmin Alibhai-Brown.
Really, 3.28? Did she enjoy being invaded by a neocolonial imperalist, or are you the cause of all the subsequent bitterness?
...and you won't name the Labour Minister who was photographed having a joint. Strange standards.
I have heard this story before, except in the version I heard, it was in his hotel room at party conference, and it happened long before he was leader.
But did Charlie pick himself up, dust himself down and start all over again? The answer is a resounding 'Yes Siree!'.
I think Charlie has more in common with Oaten than you might realise.
Most of the Scots I know would want their money back if they DIDNT wake up with a hangover and shit in their pants.
My dear Guido, which department has the biggest booze bill?
I think we should be told.
But in the meantime, no prizes for guessing...
Charlie Boy gets my vote, at least it's better than shitting on the rest of us like Prezza does!
Charles Kennedy was going out with an editor who, tired of waiting for Charlie to come back from the pub, had gone to bed. Charlie came in and seeing a manuscript, she had been working on, laid out on the living room decided to piss all over it. Not sure if this story is true - anyone know who that editor might be?
sammy the sailor said...
I nearly shit myself when I think of the of the government we've got and the stae of this country!!Anyone with half a brain would do the same!3:28 PM
I have sammy,and I do
"Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants"
Richard Harris - bless him - sang this like an angel! I still weep when I hear these words, especially after a Wincarnis or three...
Sums it all up really.
Well we all know that Persil washes whiter than white, so there is clearly a job for Charlie boy in advertising and indeed for the rest of the Lib-Dems involved in the "cover-up"
must be a right old shitty job being leader of the Lib Dems
Guiness is lovely, but after a really good night on the lash I can testify that it plays havock with your guts the next morning!
P.S. Even pissed and (Des) Browne-ing his pants Charlie is still more appealing than that old fart leading the Lib Dems now.
When i was at university i mixed beer with sleeping seditive. I was sleeping in a friends bed while they were away- I woke up at 6AM and discovered that i had pissed and shat the bed - I also had somebodies underpants on inside out - so i opened the kitchen window and through them out and scraped the shit off the bed as best i could!!!
Didn't tell anyone but they thought there was a funny smell in there!!!
Dear dear old Charlie...the man who really shat on the majority of the SDP in 1988...couldn't happen to a nicer scumbag....
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