Cherie's Very Much Unwanted Cast-Offs
News reached Guido that Cherie's unwanted cast-off outfit failed to attract any bids on ebay despite the signed photo thrown in. Remarking to Mrs Fawkes that she might have been a buyer (it being dark lawyers clothing) she responded aggressively:"Are you saying my bum is big?"
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Guido, there are rumours buzzing round that a certain newspaper, has a photo of George Osborne wearing a 'Hang Nelson Mandela' T shirt. Ah those great days when you stood shoulder to shoulder with George in the FCS, singing 'We're going to Hang Nelson Mandela' Now that Dave has raised Nelson to the status of 'Secular Saint' can you confirm or deny this.
Goodness if there is such a photo Osborne will be hung out to dry...and rightly so!!
On the Cherie thing she should sign a copy of the Honours (Prevention of Abuses Act) I'd pay a tenner for that...:-)
Any other bids??
George would have 14 when those t-shirts were doing the rounds.
Since we have strayed onto Nelson Mandela for some reason, I think the specials should write a song for another very very nice man Free-ee Saddam Huss-e-ein
Would you be wearing an outfit that had been farted in by Cherie Blair? I wouldn't.
Apparently, Saddam Hussein isn't in jail, it's his double. Something to do with having the wrong teeth.
Gideon was born in '71: there weren't any 14-year-olds at the Jamba Jamboree were there, Guido ?
(Crap rumours prove it's still August).
Up to your old tricks again Guido?
Bet that wasn't in the pre-nup...
Those pants must be made of kevlar to cope with containing cheries arse.
Next time, she should leave the photo out. That she included it shows you just how delusional these two are, though.
Why doesn't Cherie give it Oxfam the tight fisted cow!!!
But Nelson Mandela did take part in terorrist acts. i.e targetting civilians. When he dies I will have a party.
Perhaps this government could get better equipment for its armed services from Ebay?
Guido, why oh why have you not highlighted the disgraceful state of affairs, when our troops are facing possible criminal charges for shooting in Afghanistan and a serious lack of proper equipment and mmunition?
Or do the Tory party not believe in supporting our troops? Cameron has not visited Basra or Baghdad, as he?
Hercules,
Tight fisted and vain. What makes her think her junk is so special? Besides, how long is 75 quid going to keep the party out of debtors' court? Or is it for The Great Leader's defence fund when Yates of the Yard feels his collar?
Then again, now Guido's publicised it I bet there'll be NuLab toadies in there bidding like crazy and then e-mailing their efforts to Swiss just to prove how loyal they are.
Pathetic.
ps Anonymii various, What's so special about a "hang Mandela" t-shirt?
I'm pretty sure with my contacts in the SA Police logistics branch I can still get hold of a couple of the original "Steve Biko Interrogation Squad" ones complete with the security police crossed jumper cable and rubber truncheon motif.
Mr Graplecard
Had the advert specifically mentioned Mrs Blair farting in the trousers then there would bave been no shortage of bidders.
The words fisting and Cherie should not be allowed in the same sentence!!
"Are you saying my bum is big?"
You should not let your wife get into such a paranoid state Guido..........and certainly not into such a physical state
Why doesn't Cherie just give it directly to Ruth and cut out the Oxfam connection?
"Are you saying my bum is big?"
Did she not add..
You want to take a good look in the mirror !
A tactic used by many an ex Mrs Hitchens, usually resulting in me weeping gently in a corner of the room.
Ruth wouldn't want it. It's much to stylish for her. Anyway she gets her stuff from Oxfam...
...now if it was a signed copy of the Hutton Report...!!!
Looks like a Mao suit to me!
Is it okay to be confused?
Anyone know when Cherie's birthday is? I have a birthday card which I bought because it amused me but which I've never (yet) dared to send to anyone.
It pictures a lady trying on a new dress and asking her (let's not be PC) husband "Does this make my bum look big?", to which he bravely replies: "No, it's your fat arse which does that."
Anyone know when Cherie's birthday is?
23rd September.
Won't fit anyone human, so no sale then.
Who said it being sold for human use then? £75 for a tent that can sleep 4 isn't a bad deal at all.
Maybe her lifestyle guru has advised her to discard the 'unlucky' suit she was wearing when that Malaysian court told her she couldn't act as a laywer there because she didn't know stuff all about the Malaysian law of construction contracts.
I did like that Malaysian High Court judge's comments, I must admit. He ordered her removed from the barristers' table and sent her to watch the proceedings in the public gallery. Most entertaining. She knows bugger all about the Malaysian construction industry and the major players. The woman's air of entitlement is mind-boggling.
Hercules said...
Why doesn't Cherie give it Oxfam the tight fisted cow!!!
Because Cherie learned that the putative aristo owner she bought from - on ebay - had really got *them* from Oxfam for £3.50 the pair. There have to be two suits - this definitely can't be her unlucky one. I asked the vendor what size it is and was told 12-14. There is no way Ms Booth/Blair could squeaze into a size 12-14, even wearing a heavily boned corset. So my guess is she bought two suits, one in her real size - 18? 20? The other in the size she likes to pretend to herself - or us riffraff? - she will be one day.
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