New Media Totty
Pictured with Bill Thompson is Jo Twist, a judge of the New Media Awards who some of the younger readers will recognise from her days as a CBeebies television presenter. She is now a new media pundit / IPPR wonk and top totty. Look at Bill's body language...Guido bumped into her lucky man and explained that we once had a fierce difference of opinion. "Oh, you don't want to do that, she is a bloody nightmare..."
In an effort to redress the totty gender balance, above is Alan Connor, the Daily Politics' blog guru covers online affairs for the BBC. Does he qualify as totty? His dark secret is that he used to present C4's The Word. He is witty and of indeterminate availability girls, so if you like what you see..
35 comments:
I may be drunk, but all I see is charles clarke looking at Billy Connolly arguing with some bird with no tits and huge feet.
And who is that twat drinking a bottle of dutch piss?
Im going to bed.
I thought the BBC weren't supposed to be into product placement?
I wish I had feet like hers. You can't get close enough to the bar to buy a drink and when you're pissed you can't fall over, just like a self-righting lifeboat!
The totty is rocking backwards somewhat disturbed by the drunk man's overfamiliarity. After being on the receiving end of a particularly risque remark, she namedropped her bf.
BT is ploughing on with the ribald comments despite the humiliation. Confronted with a sober and attractive woman at close quarters he's regretting spending time brushing his hair, but not his teeth. We've all been there.
Is that Mark Oaten in the foreground? Can you tell who his eyes are on?
I think we should be told.
)))))very funny.
That is not 'dutch piss'. It's from Duitsland.
Has this blog been taken over by Tatler or some downmarket dating agency?
Something wrong with your eyesight, then. I can see Mark Oaten watching Billy Connolly making a joke about tits to Pat Sharpe, who is wearing a sarong.
Guido,
Alan Connor is 'of indeterminate availability girls'.....hmmm....does this mean;
- he is available to girls, but currently taken
- he is available to girls, and not taken
- he is available to boys.....
I think we should be told!
Stop apologising for finding women attractive Guido. If your advertising agency is on your back fair enough, but otherwise your letting the entitlement culture of your women readers aggress into your editorial policy. Don't be weak and let your mind get pushed around by entitlement culture.
carlottavance, you missed the burning question of the day, is he available to Mark Oaten ?
You're obviously just jealous because I was on the stage with Jo and you were stuck on the rather odd plastic blocks they'd put down for people to sit on...
Those chunky ankles were built for supporting a well-upholstered frame. Bill appears to be telling Jo what size of bust she can look forward to in her thirties.
affronted nederlander said...
That is not 'dutch piss'. It's from Duitsland
Please enlighten a nation.
Which Dutch beer pray, is not piss?
BT is saying to JT - "to get on in this business love you need jugs like these"
CarlottaVance - do you think he might be available to boys and girls rather than just to boys or girls?
anonymous 11.28 - looking at his technique with a beer bottle I'm no longer sure I want to know the answer to either!
Guido - the betting man's friend. I'm £50 better off if this post gets to 30 comments without a decent laugh. Looks like my money is safe.....
HillHunt,
No danger of you posting something funny.
Guido... Oddly enough, I exclude you from above. But I am suitably humbled.
becks definatey qualifies as piss, stale piss at that.
Her ankles are too thick.
She's also got brawny arms, a sure sign of weight to come
here's some very nice totty over at samizdata , pictured at the wonkish Globalisation Institute event.
Get over yourselves people. Jo Twist is clearly gorgeous
meh - he's ok
Anon 4.32
I bet you was one of dem refs sent ome from the Weld Cup. Dodgy minces eh?
As we used to say in Pompey, "She's built like a dockyard horse" --- LUVLY!
Bill - nothing personal intended - checked your blogs what the hell is t4cd?
CarlottaVance - it is precisely because of his technique that I wished to know! (I am a boy, in case you wondered.)
Jo=Totty? - So notty.
But who's 'Adriana'? (Duke of Lorraine's eloquent pix over on his Samizdata link.) Lovely high wide slavic cheek-bones, if you can swivel your eyes up that far. And what a graceful, balletic point-and-shoot technique she has, with that Bolshoi Swan Princess half-kneeling overhanging arm-pose. Assuming that is a camera and not a KGB ray-gun.
As usual no comments on this burning issue-of-the-day on Samizdata. Are those people made of ice?
BTW Becks Sugar-Water is made in England 'under licence' i.e. manufactured to our more - ah - tolerant brewing standards: it's utterly undrinkable even if you're in the Sahara and there's nothing else. The original German Becks was a decent pils of the dry North German kind.
Ach, Schnee von gestern.
Just a note of clarification: I have never worked for Cbeebies and I have never been a TV presenter.
As for the rest of the comments here: I didn't realise tit/ankle/arm size was such an important talking point. How fascinating.
Hey,
I think you guys need to watch yourself WRT your comments about Jo.
Some of the comments here are way off base, and I would imagine potentially upsetting and hurtful.
This was an industry event. Making personal comments about someone under these circumstances is a below-the-belt move.
Grow up
Jo,
From your CV "Jo was a BBC News technology reporter and a CBBC Newsround online broadcast journalist."
Ben,
Nah nah nah nah. Do fuck off. This is what we do here.
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