Globalisation Institute Totty Report
Despite the Globalisation Institute already having had a summer party they had a second one last night. DFID shadow Andrew Mitchell launched the Conservative's big new idea for development - a Pan-African Free Trade Area to encourage intra-African trade through the removal of protectionist barriers and tariffs. All very worthy. David Davis' former campaign manager has obviously realised that he too can do Cameroonie. "Enterprise-based development" is the the new ideological mantra to make poverty history in Africa.
Guido swigged a quick champagne and surveyed the room which was overseen by G.I. chairman Howard Flight. The crowd was overwhelmingly CCHQ boys and girls, wonks, A-listers and a smattering of MPs. As well as the shadow international development team Guido thought he saw a few DFID types around the room ingratiating themselves with their future political masters. The Oxfam, CAFOD and Christian Aid apparatchiks in attendance were no doubt spluttering into their champagne at the thought of free trade for Africans, by Africans, with Africans.
The totty quotient was high...
Guido swigged a quick champagne and surveyed the room which was overseen by G.I. chairman Howard Flight. The crowd was overwhelmingly CCHQ boys and girls, wonks, A-listers and a smattering of MPs. As well as the shadow international development team Guido thought he saw a few DFID types around the room ingratiating themselves with their future political masters. The Oxfam, CAFOD and Christian Aid apparatchiks in attendance were no doubt spluttering into their champagne at the thought of free trade for Africans, by Africans, with Africans.
51 comments:
If you think that's a high totty quotient, mate, you've clearly never worked in advertising or PR! It seems the GI attracts an inferior class of bimbette.
I quite like the girl in the bath towel, second row on the left. Did it stay on all night?
Not so sure about that one at the bottom right.
It's is so good to know that you would never stoop to making facile, demeaning and sexist comments to increase your traffic.
Check out the third picture down on their own site:
http://www.globalisationinstitute.org/blog/
The bird is writing down her phone number for the bloke on the left (sheridan?). Is this the first live pull recorded on a guido totty report? What next a pictue in flagrante?
It's [sic] is so good to know that you would never stoop to making facile, demeaning and sexist comments to increase your traffic.
Isn't it? But, I feel, a shame that you feel pious, humourless sanctimony will enliven the message boards
Second row down second from right in black dress - Is that Kat Slater from Eastenders?
Anonymong,
Are you in the right place? We specialise in that kind of stuff here.
eurosoc: Yeah I don't think he even makes it as male totty, 4 pinter of Stoli I think....maybe it was the anonymong complaining about being degraded so
To the 4th poster: Surely if "facile and demeaning comments" increase his "traffic" then that's what the market wants and it should be respected?
To the 2nd poster: No, the bath robe stayed on all evening, thank God - it wouldn't have been pretty underneath...
far higher totty quotient last night at the Flying Scotmans in Kings Cross *cough cough*
Second row third right if she was lucky, the rest,
no way .
maybe bottom row far left, she looks "strict"
third pcture,not girl, the dark one
bottom right. with a coffee table.
I think all this sexist clap trap just enforces the sterio-type of men not being able to have a sensible descusion on politics without thinking about sex every 30 seconds or so.
However my wife has threatened to beat me around the head with a broken bottle for a week, if I post my usual stuff, about which ones of these find young examples of British womenhood "takes it up the pooper."
With PCF on bottom row far left but only necessarily at this distance.
Might lose something under further examination. I remain happily in ignorance
..that is Tory totty..?
...jeez...
...Anne Widdecombe must be considered a real 'looker' then...
The gal in the bath towel looks like she's about to slap the guy in the blue and white shirt.
I think he may have offered to show her his "big new idea for development"
By the way Guido, is that rosé i spy being held by that bird in the 2nd row?
on the right second up from bottom Guido - one on left of picture - she looks the youngest girl in the room..........any info ?
You can't expect AAA totty at a gathering of aspirant do=gooders/lets save the natives types. Pink dress lady has hint of lascivious eyes.
Jesus H. Corbett, imagine being stuck in a room with that bunch of braying fuckshards. You poor sod.
The totty quotient was high...
Shame you didn't manage to photograph any of it, really.
"It's is so good to know that you would never stoop to making facile, demeaning and sexist comments to increase your traffic."
It's alright, Mrs Fawkes, we'll make sure he doesn't get into trouble.
bunch of hooray henry types who should not be let anywhere near government
Are we counting 'totty' just as 'females', or are we counting it as 'fit, young laydeeez'?
I can only find two, if it's the latter. Mind you, I'm young, so the upper end of MILF is not to my tastes just yet. Give it another few months or so...
Rick,
She is a lovely girl - name starts with a C (that's all I'll give you).
You wouldn't stand a chance.
Neither would I. Sadly.
Second row, far right - cyclops?
A african free trade area.
Gosh not something african politicians have been talking about for a couple of decades.
Mind you after Blair's 'Commission for Africa' perhaps Dave feels that every revisionist party leader needs to patronise africa to get on.
Any chance of telling us about a high tottie quotient before the event?
It is pleasing in these PC times to see you oppressed straight men able to 'come out' about your appreciation of feminine pulchritude _ keep posting the totty reports.
However, that doesn't mean that you are off the hook for failing to provide eye candy for those of your readers who prefer chaps. I look forward to the first gallery of winsome males _ perhaps you could call it the 'Botty report'?
Harry Basset would love to be taken for a walk or have his tummy and ears rubbed by the black haired, black dressed lady 2 down,3 across.
no, she's writing down the address of an establishment that caters for that 'sort of thing', because mummy told all these fillies they didn't have to do 'that sort of thing'. How depressing to see girls looking like something out of a seventies re-make.
Not many Africans, but I suppose they are trying to promote intra-Africa trade.
The totty quotient was high
Second row left-rather vertically challenged totty wrapped in a bath towel between two blue shirts. Was she a child accompanied by her parents then?
tip top totty tastic pics
Erm, Guido mentions all the CCHQ lot, wonks, lobbyists and assorted totty. But omitted the fact that there were a number of shifty looking hoodies from the Adam Smith Next Generation group - one of whom was spitting off the balcony of Gladstone's old house. ASBOs all round.
Free trade for Africans? And only one ethnic in the pics?
Institutional racism. That's what it is. Institutional fucking racism!
BTW, do you think that bloke, bottom right, is a goer?
Some nice ladeez there!
I must say, the guy in the blue striped shirt (engaging Miss bathrobe in conversation) has a decidedly dodgy look about him. I certainly wouldn't trust a word he said. I do hope that the fine young lady wasn't taken in by his evil charm.
(Oh alright, it's pure jealousy)
Guido, it's almost as if you produce these totty reports in order to specifically piss off stuck up lefties who read this blog through gritted eyes (or something).
For shame!
p.s. dibs on top right.
If that selection is indicative of the standard of totty in London, I'm glad I live in Asia.
A bit of free market capitalism has just got to be good thing for the Future of Africas people. A little effort to stop them killing and robbing each other first may have been a better place to start.
Peace though trade is not a new idear, pity in most of Africas case it has never been tried.
Yes Gary - I just read that 2500 Farmers have been murdered in South Africa since 2001.............looks like they are doing the Zimbabwe Thing by degrees
I think Mr Fawkes has been out of the market for too long and/or been in the sun for too long. Stoli goggles/double bagging all round...
There was quite a lot of Prescott-like behaviour coming from the male contingent...several of them were the ones with the cameras.
What, no Sheridan Westlake? Most people have broken their New Years resolutions by now, and I expect and demand that you do the same.
hmm... yes, what would get me spluttering into my champagne would not be AM's suggestion (a pretty good one on the whole) but his arrogance in telling African countries to do something that they have already discussed at length & committed to doing. Not sign of any great interest in the job at hand methinks. Far too busy concentrating on his money making side-lines perhaps?
I see Elena, Adrian and Amanda were there. Nice photos. Admit it socialists, we classical liberals have the loveliest women.
Clearly the last comment is by a New Labourite. African trade is a total mess - there is no commitment to free trade. ECOWAS has been around for TWO DECADES and still there are tariffs within Western Africa.
"Top Totty"? Does anyone with a chin really still say that sort of thing? For the record there are better looking girls than that bunch of biffers behind the tills at my local Tesco Metro.I see prison shirts are in fashion as well,wish I`d kept mine now.
All very worthy but I dont actually see any Africans there.I`m assuming that Pan African Free trade isn`t a throwback to the grand old days of the Slave Trade to appease those wanting Dave to return to traditional Tory values
Wonk Porn makes me feel so dirty.
Isn't Liz Truss of A-List and Mark Field affair fame top middle? Glad to see Tories are backing such 'successful' women on the A-List?!
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