Your Chance to Sleep with Ann Coulter
It is not what you think (or knowing Guido's readership, more likely fantasised about). The last time this blog mentioned Ann Coulter the comments went ballistic for and against. The wingnut/moonbat detector on the server blew a fuse.So a blog reader is bound to want to purchase this Ann Coulter Doll to sleep with or perhaps violently smash to pieces. Either way it should be gratifying whatever your predilection.
The doll has the authentic blonde hair and short skirt look. According to the seller on eBay the doll also says "outrageously bold anti-liberal statements, some are quite shocking" - so it really is just like the real thing.
You have until 9.30pm tonight to bid for it Mr Paxman.
16 comments:
Is a prediliction (sic) a favourable predisposition to licking?
For full details, see this wonderful site where you can listen to some of her quotations (guaranteed to irritate the liberal hegemony in your life - or your money back).
is a larger inflatable version available?
Ahem. To be strictly literal, the blonde hair is not "authentic," it is "synthetic," both on the doll and on the harridan. The carpet doesn't match the curtains.
If you're really interested, it's not actually that hard to sleep with Ann Coulter, from what I hear. Take a shot; it might just shut her up.
Cool idea but we need some UK ones.
Let's have a Dave: different set of phrases depending which of his balls you tweak. Or Dave at the beach - actually wearing flip-flops. Or, or, or, branching out, Transformer Dave, transforms from a bicycle to a private jet at the press of a button.
Dave has a Maggie doll with stockings.
What sort of things does she say Guido?
"I'm a bigotted skank" perhaps?
That's cool Guido..............I think you ought put an order form on your site.
I wonder if it comes with a penis.
Ann is unrepresentative of women as she's too fat.
http://www.mediaresearch.org/stillshots/2003/dishonor/event/Bozell_triovote.jpg
I say,,,, ding f*cking dong.
I wouldnt mind those legs round me - mad moonbat or no.
Coulter looks like a hippy chick gone wrong. I could just imagine her at a 'Gong' gig or shuffling down Oxford Street with the HK saddo's.
Wonder if she's aware that the Bones Men are laughing at her behind her back?
http://jambands.com/Features/content_2006_06_23.06.phtml
AC is wilder than you think..
I'm telling you, take a shot. She's not that picky.
How much did the officially plastic doll go for?
Even though the auction is over, you can still buy your brand new 'Talking Ann Coulter doll dressed in a single piece black dress, black high heels and gold earrings. The articulated figure bears a striking resemblance to its namesake - even down to Ann’s striking green eyes, long blond hair and determined look. Just like Ann, if you press the right button it will tell you exactly what it thinks, and it has plenty to say. “What are you Liberals afraid of? Let me talk.” Stands 12" tall, batteries included. Says 14 different phrases in all' from http://www.dutchguard.com/p-acd.html for a very reasonable $28.95. The company sell a range of talking dolls of US politicos including, rather alarmingly, a Donald Rumsfeld Talking Doll.
One wonders if the the Millbank equivalent would be a Cherie Blair doll, complete with a set of charity cheques to feed into that mouth, its own private Boeing Business Jet and an unlimited wardrobe. Of course the dialogue must be really easy to programme, simply "Cash please, no cheques".
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