LabourHome - Another Overdue Labour I.T. Failure
Still no sign of the LabourHome website, it went "live" on Monday, shakily disappeared on Tuesday in a flurry of excuses and was, we were told, due to re-launch today.Can Labour ever get an I.T. project to work? So typical, over-promised, over budget and overdue. Guido was excitedly looking forward to the rich vein of comedy material that it would provide.
20 comments:
Isn't Recess Monkey funny enough for you and a clear stretch of Mr H's talents in itself?
No, he is not funny enough.
The last 20% takes 80% of the time.
With the number of scandals, will their be a Labour party for LabourHomo when it arrives?
"Guido was excitedly looking forward to the rich vein of comedy material that it would provide."
Fucking hell, your life is just as empty as mine Guido )+:
Well not quite so empty at least you have nappies to change,that is unless you stick young miss Ffawkes in one of those baby prisons
If it's as fucking boring as Conservative Home then I can't wait - another great cure for insomnia.
*shrugs enigmatically*
(or was that just a panic induced nervous tic?)
It's online already! And it sure as hell looks better than Conservative Home...but they've got no content..haha..Labour's totally in the shit. I think we should infiltrate the site. Whaddya think Guido?
Oops ...
Oh yes, another huge success for 'PRINCE' methodology
Naughty Tories, fibbing on their nomination forms. Aint it illegal to declare you can be an MP when you're not eligable? Lock him up with the nonces I say.
The Government's 1901 census website (digitised by QuinetiQ) crashed within hours of release in 2002 and again several times over the next few months, until it was taken offline for 9-10 months, much to the anger of millions who purchased £millions of access credits in advance of release. When finally up and running, the data - transcribed by HM prisoners and Sri Lanakans with no knowledge of Victorian censuses - was so riddled with errors (20-30%) that it made UK an international laughing stock. I bet they make a more competent job of this site as its for Nulab, not us plebs.
Re OOPS
Can't understand why they're all so excited, I thought lying was official Labour policy.
Arse badgers!
I checked the site this afternoon and was going to write something on Saturday because it said it would "launch at the end of the week". Beaten to the piss taking yet again!
He's fat
He's a whale
He's going to Jail
Bob Neill
Bob Neill
You're linking to the wrong url - it will always be down if you link to the error message
Incidentally, I'm not wholly convinced that Bob Neill's actually going to prison on the basis of not reading the form he signed.
'Bromley: Shock mid term win in your hands! Rachel Reeves is our excellent candidate for the by-election. Born and brought up in Bromley, Rachel was runner-up in this constituency at the 2005 general election. We know that Rachel can do a great job to maximise the Labour vote - but only with your help.'
A message from a parallel universe aka Labourhome. However I have registered and posted so I encourage others to do likewise, even if their posts will never see the light of day.
Would that be the Rachel Reeves currently living and working in Yorkshire who has given an address in Lewisham on her nomination paper?
Next you'll be bitching about Bob Neill being a member of the NORTH-East London Strategic Health Authority and how that is totally incongruous with standing in a SOUTH-East London seat.
No - it's unfair for me to call you a cretin because of your partisan barrel scraping. I engage in plenty of that myself.
Direct quote from the brand spanking new Labour Home Blog. This is a reference to the fantastically amusing Labour Do Not Do site.
'The site consists of a couple of picture editing wannabes who seem to have misunderstood the Carling beer adverts.'
The irony, as it was in fact Carlsberg who ran the 'we don't do' slogan. No doubt this, and the (now fixed) Tim Ireland/Montgomerie mixup represent the pisspoor quality of Labour activists when it comes to blogging.
As I just told Guido, it was an attempt at a joke.
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