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Friday, May 26, 2006

Pity Ming, Be Charitable

Ming's poll numbers are the worst since the Lib Dems were founded, his performance at PMQs is painfully embarrassing (as is his feeble line that he trots out repeatedly - "If leadership was all about performing at PMQs, William Hague would be PM", oh purrleease...)

Puja Durbari has been brought in to spin for him, remind him what day of the week it is and administer his medication. She has relevant PR experience working for the party in parliament and for Oxfam. So she knows all about hopeless charity cases.

17 comments:

Martin Curtis said...

That's charitable?

Political Teenager said...

maybe she can help them go for the sympathy vote?

or maybe they are going to use her fund raising skills to pay back the £2.4 million they borrowed?

Croydonian said...

He used the same line on 'Today' this morning, and he was not very good. At all.

helena handcart said...

When John Prescunt was asked about Blairs leaving date by Hague (I think) on PMQ a while back he answered "Thats for me to know and him to find out".Wouldn't be witty for a small child.Not news I know but he's still a cunt.

Guido Fawkes Esq. said...

It is charitable of Guido not to mention that Ming hasn't the energy anymore to keep a mistress.

AntiCitizenOne said...

anymore?

stalin's gran said...

We should be as charitable to Ming as he was to chatshow Charlie...

Anonymous said...

William Hague is worth a 100 mings!!!! Seen both in close proximity!

I think William Hague is the first person to deputise for the leadership and get a prime minster to be his opponent when cameron was away.

prawn crackers said...

Helena according to today's Mail(Richard Kay)John Prescunt was at it at River House in Lancs at time of a Labour conference in Blackpool. He enjoyed two hours of conjugals with a 'mystery blonde'. Prescunt's spokesman said there is no truth in the story.

Gareth said...

Is this Puja Moraja as was?

Knee-jerk Reaction said...

Gareth -- no, it's Puja Moraja as is.

Anonymous said...

A new spinstress eh?

Sounds like running a spray-gun over an Austin Princess and pretending it's a racing car.

Anonymous said...

Well my knee-kerk is - oh dear.

helena handcart said...

prawn cracker;I certainly hope you're not inferring that I may be the 'mystery blonde'.The only reason I would go to Blackpool would be to ride the donkeys.

Anonymous said...

'warms the heart to see that we can still fire humourous salvoes at 'tiny-Tim/no-Jobs' after all these weeks.

bebopper said...

Is it true that the fat one will be standing in for Blair next week? Go get him Willie Boy!

raincoaster said...

It is charitable of Guido not to mention that Ming hasn't the energy anymore to keep a mistress.

And there you have why it's always worth reading the comments on this blog.


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