Oaten Makes Paxman Cringe
If you missed Oaten pumping iron yesterday on the Daily Politics, you could have seen him last night doing a psycho-babble piece of dubious honesty and self-awareneness on Newsnight [link may change]. He seemed to Guido to basically be claiming that the reason he liked to be ****** whilst being ****** *** was because of the pressures of parliament. Mrs Fawkes exclaimed at this point "if he had time enough to go renting boys he had time enough to go home to his wife".
Some will have particularly relished his Portcullis House cry on the shoulder with Oona King, where she regaled us with the tale of her begging the whips to be allowed to go home to see her partner once a week. No really. Could these two ex-MPs* be bidding to replace Abbot and Portillo as politico-media tarts?
At the end of Oaten's piece Paxman's face was a tribute to self-control and shows that he is a professional worth every penny of the million quid that those of you stupid enough to pay in TV licence fees pay him. Even so Paxo's eyes betrayed his inner feelings.
UPDATE : Yes, the Oaten competition result is overdue. Patience - got a new t-shirt design coming.
*He will be.
Some will have particularly relished his Portcullis House cry on the shoulder with Oona King, where she regaled us with the tale of her begging the whips to be allowed to go home to see her partner once a week. No really. Could these two ex-MPs* be bidding to replace Abbot and Portillo as politico-media tarts?
At the end of Oaten's piece Paxman's face was a tribute to self-control and shows that he is a professional worth every penny of the million quid that those of you stupid enough to pay in TV licence fees pay him. Even so Paxo's eyes betrayed his inner feelings.
UPDATE : Yes, the Oaten competition result is overdue. Patience - got a new t-shirt design coming.
*He will be.
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Has Oaten got a PR man working for him? It's rather nauseating to see this shameless little git using his sordid shortcomings as the stepping stones to a media career.
The bizarre thing (well, a bizarre thing) is that johns using S&M / B&D / Belgian service providers are traditionally men in power who like the humiliation / pain as a change from being in charge themselves. I would scarcely think that being a Lib Dem spokesman qualified MO as a heavy hitter.....
You are right on the money about Paxman's expression.
Croydonian the berk actually did claim he succumbed to the stresses of "power"
power over what? Charley Kennedys bar tab?
Another deluded twat, and the oona king meetup was hilarious, two desperate low lifes desperate to suck at the public teet(or in oatens case ass) Just show how lacking self awarness so many of these people are that oona king would think that commiserating with some scrote who did what we all know he did is a wise career move.
ps
thanks for "belgian services" thats a new one to me
I always thought the trard term for mr oatens particular proclivities was either hard sports or brown showers, well you live and learn.
Paxman was a classic last night; it was as good when he cut off someone Islamist loon ranting against women. I wonder why Oaten is getting so much traction on the BBC. Does he know something about someone who works there? Do they share a rent-boy?
personally,i'd prefer Oaten/King to Portillo/Abbot.it would bring a surreal quality where once there was just bollocks
and they could become the king and "queen" of political chat
the possibilities for double ententre are endless.
What a truly dreadful, creepy, insincere piece of television. Sadly, the video link on the Newsnight page doesn't extend to showing Paxman's response, but I can imagine it! Oaten was a self-righteous, smug individual before the scandal, but he has become even more nauseatingly self-righteous in his desperate attempts to fob off his own responsibility for his deviant judgement, so that he is positively unbearable now. Croydonian is right about the power issue, but for goodness sake Oaten, if you hate Westminster so much push another bloody self-destruct button and get out!!
Oaten on the Body Politics:
"I've got a lunch today, just don't feel like it now..."
Well considering what he likes to eat, that's no bloody surprise.
Hmm, the Daily Politics just played the Magic Number's singing 'you're in denial' over Mark Oaten's gym video. What are they trying to suggest?
Oaten on Newsnight:
"Why do so many politicians find themselves in the kind of mess I did."
Nuff said really, but followed by Michael Brown (disgraced former Tory MP):
"You've got John Prescott behind you."
Guess Prescott's not content with shagging his secretary...
fianlly got it to work.the bit where he says
'the sort of mess I saw myself in' made me smile.Quite.
Kipling said...
Oaten on the Body Politics:
"I've got a lunch today, just don't feel like it now..."
Well considering what he likes to eat, that's no bloody surprise.
The Urban Dictionary has something to say about hot lunches.
Bit off topic I know people, but fresh from the BBC:
Dr Kelly family's MP: Auctioning of signed Hutton report caused offence. More soon.
That should put the cat amongst the pigeons hahahahahahaha
... loved the naughty use of the instrumental of Gnarls Barclay's "Crazy" over the intro and close.
Belgacom is Belgium's largest service provider...something about fat pipes... torrent of bits...cheap rental...etc etc...repeat until Winchester deselect the self-indulgent waster.
SERO
"The politician doesn't know when to stop, they can't get off," he said.
Well mr oaten "getting off" was what you did
Also he has "never been happier" if that doesnt mark him out as either a liar or a lunatic i dont know what does
Oaten seemed to be saying how glad he was to be out of it. He's not out of it, he's still MP for Winchester. The Chiltern Hundreds are beckoning.
Well Google and I still don't know what Belgian Services are. However those of you with cast-iron stomachs may be interested in a Belgian Blintz.
Here is a link to the oaten video
All these novelty parasexual pastimes make the practices in Krafft-Ebing's 'Psychopathia Sexualis' look rather tame.....
Mrs Fawkes exclaimed at this point "if he had time enough to go renting boys he had time enough to go home to his wife".
Not the most understanding comment.......obviously Mrs Fawkes likes to have you home...
Slagella.....Belgian Chocolate was highly thought of...........thanks for the update
Eagle eyed viewers will have been reminded that the Michael Brown story was broken by a certain Mazher Mahmood. I must confess however, that I forget what the muckraker looks like. Would Guido perchance have any pictures of the man to remind us?
I can see why Charles Kennedy imbibed copiously - if you had to front a party with Hughes, Oaten, and Campbell as leading lights wouldn't you seek solace in The Glenlivet ?
For anyone that missed the report, I can summarise it as follows:
Because Parliament was so tough, instead of resigning I went out and got shit-faced.
For the record, doctors, nurses, soldiers etc work insane hours where a bad outcome is far worse than losing a vote... and don't resort to the boys of the night.
Mark, you're gay. It's OK... but please desist from all this nonsense and have a shave.
Mark, you're gay
That's a bit definite......even Simon Hughes hasn't worked it out yet........which is probably why they are both LibDems.
Michael Brown: "Get this out your system as quickly as possible, Mark." Well, quite.
Note on the wall in house of commons lavatories...
Please remember to clean your teeth if you have just had an oaten.
new saying... I was out last night, drank several pints of guinness and curled out the most enormous oaten this morning.
Does anybody actually like this vile man?
Why does he think we care about his problems? All he's doing is reminding everyone what he got up to.
Why does he think we care about his problems? All he's doing is reminding everyone what he got up to.
Modern therapy - burden everyone else with your problems as a form of purgative.
Newsnight as Oprah
Disgusting, self-deluding crap. I shit in his face.
because anon
he is a narcissistic personality, like most politicians.
This sick, mostly unemployable collection of nonentities actually think that they can "make a difference" (god I hate quotation marks)
Believing as they do that the sun shines out of them, despite heaps of evidence to the contrary, they like to meddle and push other people around, it stops them thinking about their own limitations, well it does until exposed like this creature has been, even then they try and blame it on something/body other than there own f**** up selves, I suppose its all our faults for allowing them to do this, the greatest thing humanity could do for itself(aprt from ignoring priests) would to start ignoring these w******, sack all of them, and have a parliament based on a lottery, supported by a very small civil service, its guiding rule should be the same as the medical profession DO NO HARM
i.e. shut up and leave us all alone.
A rant, not funny and Guido will think Im a c*** for posting it, but then again thats what he thinks anyway.
poverty is thrift,
It was a good rant, and one I agree with.
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povertyisthrift - a cynic - welcome !
Poverty is Thrift i don't think anyone minds if you call yourself a cunt, no need for the stars.
Bloody hell Guido, you gone soft or what?
That’s a bit tactless granny! Words of encouragement are required during flaccidity, not ridicule.
I wonder if Oaten gets away with it because most people aren't actually aware of his copraphelian (is that a word?) tendencies.
Humph I cant, I may indeed be one, but I try to avoid actually using that word, although by substituting stars for letters and implying the word I suppose that is just as bad,
ok Im a cunt.
PIT, do you really rant in Bowdleranto? How utterly unique, and worthy of preservation as a cultural artefact. I suggest that you trademark it at once.
Squid - yes Oaten does have a very senior PR man and ex-Liberal Parliamentary Candidate working for him. One of the most senior in one of the biggest firms, no less.
"the million quid that those of you stupid enough to pay in tv license fees"
absolutely never, send chairman stroppy letter stating they are biased on field sports / labour / life and say you look forward to expressing your views in court with your friends the gentemen of the press present & you never get another of their silly brown envelopes.
btw, must be something in the air in Hampshire, the chappie with the ladies tights on and the orange in his mouth was a Hampshire MP wasn't he ?
Milligan was the MP for Eastleigh. In terms of 'name' MPs in Hants, it would incumbent on Two Brains Willets, John Denham, Michael Mates or George Young to raise the bar set by Oaten. Can't see it somehow.
with the ladies tights on and the orange in his mouth was a Hampshire MP wasn't he ?
He was also ex-BBC wasn't he ?
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Oaten asked if Freud had anything to say about politicians self destructing, rather than asking why he likes having rent boys shitting on him and taking their dirty pants away with him (he should have just asked for Charlie's soiled grots after a heavy night out).
A self-serving wanker of the first order.
This idea that yeaterday's scandals are tomorrow's chip paper - here is a cautionary tale for Mr Oaten:
I was told a tale by a young cadet on a ship. A captain was caught lying under a glass topped coffee table, with a dock prostitute on top having a crap.
Years later, his wife and teenage daughter visited the ship, and eventually heard the gossip. The girl had a nervous breakdown. She simply could not get past the fact *everyone* knew how her Dad got his jollies, and that he was not the man she had thought him to be.
Oaten thinks all this media whoring will help his family.
They are young now, but WILL hear the details of what he did eventually. Kids can be really cruel in the playground.
He desperately needs to speak to Philip Hodgson off camera and get his act together. He obviously thinks he's over the worst.
How deluded.
Odd. The Urban dictionary entries from the provided links have been deleted.
I LIKEY BOTTY!
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