Now We Know What Prezza's SpAds Do
A few weeks ago Guido asked : "Any idea what Joan Hammell and Mick Halloran, Special Advisers to the DPM do for Prezza?" Now we know. In the case of of Joan Hammell she plays croquet with him. (See there how Guido resisted the temptation to mention balls - that would be cheap).This could be interesting, if they get rid of Prezza, it will weaken the security of Blair's own position. Brownite Harriet Harman's suggestion that the next DPM must be a woman was as subtle as Prezza's chat-up lines.
19 comments:
Harriett should have gone further if she's going to indulge in positive discrimination.The next DPM should be a lesbian
kill two birds with one dildo etc etc
I'm salivating already.PMQ's will become a must see and after decades of mistrust the population will reengage with the previously distant political elite .everyone's a winner.
Well from the looks of things the stick is much more impressive than has been previously reported.
London Pied de Terre, country estate, weekend parties, croquet! Of course it was never about class envy but I bet Prezza regrets banning fox hunting now.
Surely Prezzagate has reached the point where he can no longer survive. His credibility, even with those on the left who it was always claimed supported him, can surely sink no lower. He's spending tens of thousands of pounds of our money enjoying a lifestyle he has always derided. He has no real role in the governance of this country.
Added to which he's ugly and he should be removed from the pages of our newspapers. For God's sake he could be scaring the children.
Prezza's skill is absolutely brilliant. Look at him juggling that croquet ball with his mallet. Looks absolutely cock-a-hoop.
...wonder if they have all just had a threesome?
Tories may talk the talk about happiness but New Labour walk the walk.
Oh what secrets Prezza could reveal
about the Commons populace,as a vengefull parting shot! Will he? Will he not?
I looked him in the face, firmly but politely. I said, "I don't care. The world may be going to pieces. The Stone Age may be returning. This may, as you say, be the sunset of civilization. I'm sorry, but I can't help it this morning. I have other engagements. All the same--laws of the Medes and Persians--I am going to play croquet with my aunt at half-past twelve today."
The final words of The Croquet Player by H. G. Wells
Of all the reasons for Two Shags to go and go now, enjoying a game of croquet is surely the least of them. Perhaps someone should be asking about the laxity of security that allows a photographer with a long lens get within shooting distance of the deputy PM..?
I prefered my wobbly H theory.
Come on, you all know he enjoys knocking his balls about in company time.
Perhaps someone should be asking about the laxity of security that allows a photographer with a long lens get within shooting distance of the deputy PM..?
No self respecting terrorist would waste a bullet on a man like that.
Can the Labour party actually afford to let him go? Not in terms of political credibility, but in terms of cold hard cash?
If he went then there would have to be a election, with the unions and party members etc. This will cost a fair bit of money. Now with Labour being as flush with cash as they are at the moment, and the fact that they will have to hold one of these anyway next year, I don;t know if they could afford to hold two.
Does anyone know the cost of these things?
re laxity of security - just before the ban, we had a little pr wheeze planned, which involved several semi naked ladies on horseback with banners and a route through the grounds of Chequers.
Plod turned out in droves, swat teams, choppers the lot. Plod got very grumpy about the whole thing and pretty much threatened to shoot if we went ahead !
"No self respecting terrorist would waste a bullet on a man like that."
A great pity.
Anon
Don't know the cost, guess min £50k more likely £100K. Its more than they can afford but do not think buy one and get one free is a factor. I think it is Brown's call. If he says Prescott stays, he stays. His bottom line is 'Will keeping him cost me election victory?' This current crocquet thing will blow over but the damage has been done. Prescott should resign as DPM and remain Deputy Chairman of LP to minimise damage to party. But, like an African Big Man he has been corrupted. Can't you just picture him in uniform ,a chest full of medals and a cap with heavy gold braid.
"Of course it was never about class envy but I bet Prezza regrets banning fox hunting now"
Do you really think they could find a horse strong enough to carry Lardarse? The old warhorses of mediaeval times are long gone you know.
"we had a little pr wheeze planned, which involved several semi naked ladies on horseback with banners and a route through the grounds of Chequers".
Compare and contrast a bunch of smelly, hairy, vermin ridden socialists clogging up the Queen's Highway with a "demo" versus some wholesome young lasses of good breeding cavorting half naked round the countryside on horse back. I know which one would recieve my approval.
Once again the right proves that it is superior to the left in all but disrespect for the forces of law and order.
Damn that pc PC Plod. Damn and blast the blighter!
RM
WRT Terrorist threat to Prescott. He is damaging the country far faster than 100 terorists could.
Any terrorist should take Napoleons advice.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte
French general & politician (1769 - 1821)
How unusual it is for a photographer to get access to the grounds of a Govt Minister every day for a month just in case a classic photo presents itself?
Somthing is rotten in the state of Denmark?
I have heard that Prescott has a criminal record from his days in the Merchant Navy - something to do with cigarette smuggling. Any ideas anyone?
Post a Comment