New Tasteful Alastair Campbell Auction Fundraiser
Alastair Campbell is always ready to lend a hand at auctions when not signing death warrants for Dr David Kelly, sexing up dossiers and generally doing his bit. Twisted Genius Tim Ireland has a little wheeze to finance his sifting through the Labour party's election receipts.The manic prankster is auctioning Campbell's telephone and fax numbers. The auction finishes next week. Don't worry about missing it, Guido will warn you when there are 45 minutes to go.
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Guido
Its not an auction. You can buy the number for £2.50. Proceeds help Backing Blair website. All should buy. And then jam the fuckers fax so he has to change his number.
Are his fax details available too?
Take one sheet of black (yes, black) paper. Insert into fax machine. Tape each end carefully together, such that it forms a perfect cylinder. Press 'send'. Now leave it running, and leave for home.
It's neither big, nor clever...
Charlieboy,
It's neither big, nor clever...No but it does sound like excellent fun, and thanks for the top tip. Just imagine all those companies who fax adverts to you of 15 pages long, getting them faxed back. Just compiling my hit list now. :)
Guido,
Perhaps you could start up a weekly top tip competition.
Well that’s something I never thought I’d see, “Alastair Campbell” and “Tasteful” in the same sentence. Is this another Guido exclusive….?
Perhaps Guido could consider extending his T shirt offerings to include this summer's hottest design: 'the Campbell'. Put me down for 6.
According to the front page of "The Sunday Times" there was an article in the sports section about AC training with his soccer "hero" Maradona. I didn't bother checking it out but I suspect he wasn't being ironic.
Perhaps the lucky winner can ring up and ask him whether Dr Kelly died by the hand of God.
barbara, why should be lying. Maradona scored what is widely thought to be the greatest ever goal in the world cup finals - where an England player tried to chop him down twice. What is more he did it against the auld enemy - namely the English. Campbell is an anglo-Scot - in other words he's not English.
As for David Kelly - you do realise how wingnut all this conspiracy guff makes you all look?
Ah the old black paper trick - there used be a make of fax machine that got so hot it burst into flames if it received such a fax - it was very popular in the garment trade as you could fax your factory from a long way away and whoops! there is an insurance claim....
Didn't Lord Levy have a fire in his office a month or so ago destroying lots of papers - maybe he should have checked his fax machine....
Wise men often tremble at the very things which fill the thoughtless with security.—Letter to Sheriffs (II. 254).
"...the English monster, the center of mischief, a shame to the British Chronicle, a pattern for tyranny, murder and hypocrisie, whose bloody Caligula, Domitian, having at last attained the height of his ambition, for five years space, he wallowed in the blood of many gallant and heroick persons...."
Gerard Winstanley, Loyal Mytyrology
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