Two Jags Has Two Three Shags
The Humberside Humper has been exposed for having a two-year affair with a secretary, Tracey Temple. Guido knows that where there is one blousy mistress, there is often another...
Inquiring minds should be looking for a local grammar school girl (this would be prior to him becoming DPM). The girl has since done very well for herself.
More revelations to follow...
Inquiring minds should be looking for a local grammar school girl (this would be prior to him becoming DPM). The girl has since done very well for herself.
More revelations to follow...
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The only famous female Hull types I could find are Lene Lovich and Maureen Lipmann, and I must say neither struck me as likely to fall for Prescott's 'charms'.
Did he threaten to punch the poor woman if she didn't?
How else would he manage????
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Does this mean things have been a bit chilly for Prescott in the past but he's warmed up since?
In the picture he does seem to be trying to kill the poor women off!!
Convenient for Chas Clarke Esq. that Prescott's affairs came out today.
Bit like the "Blair kidnap" story coming out when Ruth Kelly was under the cosh from sex offenders in schools.
Labour has moved on from "good day to bury bad news" in the Jo Moore affair to actively doing the burying.
Can anyone tell me the first instance of this?
I understand my lack of ability with the contrary gender - I'm bearded, sweaty, and (most significantly) dead.
Prescott is fat, ugly and speaks illegibly. What do these women (if indeed they are a plurality) see in him?
Remarkably prescient comment from Anon. I echo his sentiments.
RM
PS, Just as an aside (and feel free to edit if deemed libelous): but shouldn't any woman who falls for the Deputy Prime Moron be sectioned? I mean. come on guys, even I'm more attractive than he is.
"What do they see in him?"
Perhaps they see an opportunity for advancement.
c'mon - if no one else you eu-serf should understand it. Politics and Sex go together like salt and chips. You might not fancy the salt on its own but with the chips it's an irresistible combination
Maybe he's well endowed...
"Perhaps they see an opportunity for advancement."
Not in evolutionary terms
The sychophantic Mirror reporter has the temerity to allege that "The Deputy Prime Minister's office is also said to be a fun and lively place to work."
Oh no it f****** well isn't!!
As I have noted already this morning, if there is one man for whom I can summon not one iota of sympathy (or attraction for that matter!) - it is JP.
I am almost starting to enjoy these final desparate moments!
Perhaps Prescott's chippiness and prole credentials make him an ideal bit of rough as far as (relatively) posh gals are concerned.
As a footnote, maybe Pauline should bleach her hair.....
This line fropm the Mirror must be a contender for quote of the century:
'Ms Temple's boyfriend, lorry driver Barrie Williams, 46, told the Daily Mirror: "I just can't believe that my darling Tracey has been sleeping with John Prescott behind my back.'
Not what you want to read over the cornflakes, is it?...
Come on Guido. Put us out of our misery and let us all into the secret world of Prezza's birds.
Iian Dale suggests there is another Diary Secretary and you seem to have one more.
Was he involved with this woman when he was leading the chants of sleaze against the Tories in '96?
Yeah, I am up early and I am forced to consider the vision of Prezza shagging...I mean eew.
Then again now we know why Prezza had two jags.
dear christ. I read that as "consider the video of Prezza shagging" and thought that it had been committed to tape as a wildlife programme
Two words, gentlemen: Robin. Cook.
In the interest of balance, Mellor is possibly still more repulsive than the ginger gnome or Two Jags.
Ms De Sancha had an apology in The Sun yesterday which said that the allegations of toe sucking and Chelsea strip wearing were untrue. Weren't they her allegations?
Be interesting to see if the cock of the Humber has been spending any of our cash on his bits on the side, knowing politicans as we do would any of us be at all suprised?
May be worth looking in to.
PS
Am I alone in thinking that the lady in question bears an uncomfortable resemblance to Patricia Hewitt?
These stories normally get saved for the Sundays. I reckon the Labour friendly Mirror pumped it early, via Two Jags confession, to divert attention from the mess Charles Clarke is in.
Re Mellor / De Sancha, isn't the football strip angle standard practice for Max Clifford's shag and tell stories?
Croydonian, what kind of attire could you envisage Prezza wearing while engaged in the act of making the beast with two backs?
I see him as brown towelling dressing gown sort of chap, perhaps with Marks and Spencer sheepskin slippers as fetching accessories.
I also reckon that when he reaches climax he cries out , "by eck"
Are you suggesting that Mr Prescott had his cake and ate it?
Oh Guido. As ever your subtlety is a credit to you. Thanks for confirming the identity of the alleged other lady!
PuP - Not entirely sure we want to go there, but I think Mr Chippy might rather fancy himself in a cruise liner captain's rig: white jacket, lots of gold brocade etc etc.
"As soon as Mr Prescott arrived he jokingly lifted her skirt to see if she was wearing stockings."
aparently that what he did at the christmas party, Imagine if some poor sod in middle mangement did that at his companies Christmas party, the "sisters" would have a field day crucifying him.
According to the Mirror's piece, Tracey Temple apparently enjoyed speaking to John Redwood at a reception. She clearly has unusual tastes.
It doesn't look too Rosie for John if another name comes out.
anyones else heared a bluer scandal with someone else's private office?
I think it would be selfish not to share this one with you all:
http://www.worcestercitymuseums.org.uk/mag/magpex/prush/jp.jpg
I, knowing nothing of the background here, can only respond to the visual:
Who let the dogs out?
I want to hear from a woman how some of these people could possibly be remotely shaggable. Unless, of course, it *is* all to do with money, power, big cars, etc. Which, of course, they have been denying for years.
Just as an aside, what's wrong with blousy secretaries d'un certain age?
There's many a fine tune etc etc.
"I see him as brown towelling dressing gown sort of chap, perhaps with Marks and Spencer sheepskin slippers as fetching accessories."
I imagine him wearing sock suspenders as well (a la Morecambe and Wise).
I'm suprised that you can bear to imagine such a thing alan g.
Rosie Winterton MP is Minister of State for Health Services at the Department of Health, having served as Minister of State at the Department since June 2003.
Between 2001 and June 2003 Rosie Winterton was Parliamentary Secretary at the Lord Chancellor's Department. She has been Member of Parliament for Doncaster Central since 1997.
Rosie Winterton's education confirmed by this:
http://politics.guardian.co.uk/person/biography/0,,-5627,00.html
She's single and has no kids.
There is nothing and no one famous from Hull, unless we are talking Rod of that name. I can't believe he shagged Emu. Er...
...just a minute, is it something to do with the late poet laureate:
When I see a couple of kids
And guess he's fucking her and she's
Taking pills or wearing a diaphragm
I know this is paradise
Everyone old has dreamed of all their lives —
Bonds and gestures pushed to one side …
Poetry in Motion.
That's it.
John
From Hell, Hull and Halifax, Good Lord deliver us.
Never been to any, but my sister studied in Hull, and claims it really does smell BAD.
Come on croydonian have some feelings for our pauline after all she has been... (drum roll) "to Hull and back"
Nojags Neil - I'm female and let me assure you that none of them are remotely shaggable. the prospect of Prescott slobbering over me makes me want to vomit. I guess for some odd "types" power / money etc might have some qualities, but not for most.
Thanks, Patsy, you've restored my faith in womankind. Well, the majority anyway. I can go back to finding it funny rather than depressing. Apparently the tabloid headlines this morning (Thursday) are priceless, and include, "There's Hope for Fat Old Gits Everywhere".
Patsy? Patsy Hewitt?
Not quite - younger, better looking and I tend to avoid nurses
Happy days...
'As the afternoon sun shone, the political temperature rose at the next visit to Doncaster. Candidate Rosie Winterton, an old friend of John’s, met him off the bus...'
...readers, we demand to know what happened next. Bagsy go first...
'...and he clasped her into his manly arms. Clutching her to his broad chest, he rasped, 'Rosie, I must tell you one thing, my sweet...'
To Be Continued...
http://www.labour.org.uk/jpbattlebus
will jp come up smelling of rosies
or will it be a winterton of discontent ?
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