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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Prezza Affair - Blow by Blow

  • "Tracey also revealed how she performed oral sex on him Monica Lewinsky-style in his Whitehall office." "Sometimes they did it behind the desk, other times just inside the door."
  • "The secret affair only ended in the LAST MONTH, not in 2004, as the Deputy Prime Minister claimed."
  • Carried on having secret sex sessions with Prezza until just a few weeks ago. "Only stopped when they were rumbled."
  • "He would grope her when she went into his office for diary meetings."
  • Sex in the Admiralty boardroom, a government conference room. At it in his office at the Cabinet Office, at Admiralty House and at Dorneywood, his official country residence.
  • Tracey says he has had other mistresses.
  • Prezza lying when he claimed it ended two years ago.

16 comments:

Michael Hoskin said...

I like the line in the NOTW:

"She told how, in an astonishing abuse of power, they even did it with the door open."

Er, yes, truly "astonishing".

dizzy said...

are there any stained clothes I wonder?

Sabretache said...

In flagrante delicto picture of one of his more pain/pleasure moments with Tracy here:

http://www.huntfacts.com/Prescott.htm

Anonymous said...

Glad I'd finished breakfast by the time I read this!

John Reids Dealer said...

I was hoping for revelations along the lines of,
"Tony Blair is an effette nancy boy"
"I wouldn't mind feeling that caroline flints tits"
"I often have to pop into t'commons bogs for a wank thinking about you love"

The real John Prescott

John Reids Dealer said...

"And yes, I did give him sex in the office a couple of times.

"He would usually be going through his ministerial box"

"Ministerial box"
Nice euphemism.

Bill Sticker said...

Political power, the ultimate aphrodisiac. It's the only answer that makes any sense. Otherwise - Prescott? Bloody hell.

Regards

Bill

The Remittance Man said...

Effete Nancy Boy?

Come on, this is Prezza we're talking about.

"Big girl's blouse" is more in line with his vocabulary.

RM

The Remittance Man said...

To use a phrase I learned on this site and am really quit taken with: Does Tracey qualify as a bottle blonde bouncy castle?

RM

mike giggler said...

I hope Prescott is drummed out of his union now - he is a stain on the Seamen's Union.

John Prescott ate my hamster said...

Having read Traceys diary in the MOS It struck me as the scribbling of a semi-literate Vickie Pollard type, and this is woman is a highly commended civil servant,
G-d help us!

raincoaster said...

well she looks better here than in the "party strangling" photo. Something about political mistresses: they all seem to look like giraffes in schoolmarm wigs. Dunno why that is.

Gawd knows why they couldn't close the door, but now they're wondering where the leaks came from? All those people who had to sit outside typing (blogging?). Sheesh!

During the Lewinsky saga someone made a point that it's probably better for the country if the politicians have civil servant hose monkeys rather than freelance hose monkeys. Think "Profumo" to see the rationale.

Heny Percy said...

"Having read Traceys diary in the MOS It struck me as the scribbling of a semi-literate Vickie Pollard type, and this is woman is a highly commended civil servant,
G-d help us!"

Although, to be fair, whatever she said has been filtered through that well known literary stylist Max Clifford.

Tosser Spotter said...

I wonder if she kisses her mum with those tainted lips, god what a munter

The remittance man said...

Tosser Spotter,

She's not as bad as some of the other women being punted as Prescott concubines. And remember, she'd been made up to look plain and simple for the press; i guess with her warpaint on she might look better.

RM

Tosser Spotter said...

The Remittance Man

This is the sort of girl your mum could confirm was a wrong 'en but your father would know the attraction.


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